This story was written for the 2023 Ace Attorney Gift Exchange.

READ THE TITLE THIS TIME, JOHNPHOENIXSHIPPER! I HAVE EXPOSED YOU

INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST!

YOU'RE STARTING TO P-WORD ME OFF, TROLL

STOP FILLING PEOPLE'S HEADS WITH LIES LANCE TAKUMI, JOHN PHOENIX IS INCESTUOUS!

Phoenix y Miles se quedan repasando unos documentos. El tiempo se les echa encima, y también la tormenta... y la verdad que debieron decirse hace tiempo.

john phoenix stops incest

John Phoenix must prove his innocents in a court of law! INCEST IS BAD AND JOHN PHOENIX WOULD NEVER DO IT EVER

Ignore the troll below, John Phoenix loves incest and his story is fake and wrong!

A rebuttal to the evil story below this one. JOHN PHOENIX WOULD NEVER DO THAT

JOHN PHOENIX SUPPORTS INCEST! THEREFORE HE HAS INTERCOURSE WITH HIS UNCLE PHOENIX WRIGHT! REAL AND CANON LOST CHAPTER TO THE ADVENTURE OF JOHN PHOENIX!

在成步堂流畅的下颌线下面，明蓝色衣领衬托的上方，有一道吻痕：一个非常明显，有些发紫的痕迹。它椭圆形带着血色的斑痕烙印在小麦色的肌肤上，位置刚好处在他脖子一侧的颈动脉周围。 御剑的大脑像个坏掉的齿轮一样咔咔作响，试图运转，然后轰然熄火。

Gather round, children, and jump for joy, for it's a John Phoenix Christmas special for us all to enjoy! Join John Phoenix as he defends his creator dakoolguy's honor on this hallowed day! For, you see, the Trolls are saying he's an Incel, while actually all the adult women in Ace Attorney who are 1.) not dead, and 2.) over 21 are actually in love with him/me because I'm perfect

Phoenix picks up Iris from the detention center on her day of release. It's time to clear up the past. Phoenix x Iris, Phoenix/Iris, Feenris

What happens when there is a clever story about wearing your greens instead of eating them? CLICK HERE RIGHT NOW TO FIND OUT!

Story about John Phoenix. Give me upvotes and also downvote every story on the front page that doesn't contain this nifty, awesome, charming, handsome, and downright green Ace Attorney! As we all know, non-John Phoenix stories are NOT allowed and users found guilty of not writing about my self-insert will be swiftly punished and their accounts deleted. SO SAYS SHU TAKUMI!

Canon-ish and AU interpretations, for Narumayo Week 2023.

'He dialled a number he was surprised he knew by heart and his finger hovered over the call button for a brief moment before pressing down. He put the phone to his ear and listened to it ring, until finally someone picked up. "Herr Forehead?" Klavier's voice sounded down the phone and, for a moment, Apollo wasn't sure what to say' Post SoJ, Klapollo fluff/light angst. Pre-slash.

why not?

I created this fic to honor my favorite pairing of all time from the Ace Attorney games, John Sente, AKA John Phoenix slash Storm Sente. Leave an upvote if you like this pairing. Thanks in advance.

When Uncle Phoenix is murdered and Edgeworth has a pet rat named George, it's up to John Phoenix to solve the case and meet Edgeworth's pet rat who name is George to fulfil the title conditions of this story. A CERTIFIED JOHN PHOENIX CHRISTMAS CLASSIC!

John Phoenix gets sent to 1955 and must get back to the 1980s I mean 2020s!

Can John Phoenix SAVE Shu Takumi's son Lance Takumi from the evil company we all know and hate, Capcom, or Crapcuck as I call it? *Diarrhea sounds* LOL that's the sound AA5, AA6, and Ace Attorney Investigations 2 make when you insert the cartridges into your Nintendo DS. *more poo sound effects play* LOL LOL that's the sound of Dual Destinies and Simon Blackquil!

What happens when a terrible story written by Camperor gets sporked? Let me know how I did with my first spork and whether I wrote our AA friends in character! THIS ISN'T SCRIPT FIC READ THE ENTIRE STORY TILL THE END TO FIND OUT WHY! HATERS WILL BE REPORTED TO CRITICS UNITED AND BANNED FOREVER!

What happens when John Phoenix MEETS Furio Tigre? Will it be epic? REED TO FIND OUT