Hey Everyone, I am sorry I took a long time off. I needed a break from everything. I am trying to get all my schoolwork done before the summer begins, but I hope you enjoy this series!

Harry heard knocking on his cupboard at 6 in the morning, with his Aunt screeching at the door.

"WAKE UP POTTER! IT"'S TIME TO DO YOUR CHORES!" He grumbled and got up, he opened his door to have a list of chores shoved into his face, His Aunt then said.

"This is your list of chores, do these by lunch and I may give you a break, now get out there!" Harry mumbled a thank you and went outside, once he was outside though he heard the door slam and lock, he sighed, knowing that weeding the garden would be a pain. He started to get on his knees when he saw something out of the corner of his eye, a little 7 pronged plant, growing in the garden, his stomach rumbled, and he then said.

"It's better than nothing, I suppose." he went to the plant yanking it out of the ground, and ate it, he didn't feel anything at first, but half an hour later he started feeling heavy and sleepy, so he decided that he was going to take a nap under the tree in the yard.

4 years later Harry was in his cupboard, smoking a joint, he found out a few days after he ate the plant that it was called marijuana, and when he heard that people sell it, he ended up scrounging enough money to buy some by helping out some people, his uncle did try to get him sent to Juvie, but lead to him getting a few months in jail and then a year of house arrest. He heard a knock on his door and got up, the door opened to show Aunt Petunia in all her glory, She glared at him.

"Get up boy! Cook breakfast for Dudder's birthday, and spray yourself, you smell disgusting." She growled, she then walked away, Harry grumbled a bit but obliged, He walked into the kitchen to see Dudley counting his presents, he stopped and frowned.

"37 presents, last year I had 38" His lip began to wobble in an act to gain sympathy from his parents, it worked as Aunt Petunia ran forward and hugged Dudley.

"After we go to the Zoo we can buy you 2 more presents, how does that sound?" She said, Dudley looked up with hope.

"Then I'll have 30... 30?" He tried counting.

"39 sweetums." Petunia supplied, Dudley grinned his stupid grin and yelled out.

"Yeah!" Harry then thought. 'Please, I just hope that I will someday be gone from them so that I can finally have peace, away from these bunch of fucking pricks" They then heard the mail slot open and close, Vernon then said.

"Boy! Go get the mail." Harry nodded and reluctantly walked over to the door. once he got there he sifted through the mail, a postcard from Aunt Marge, some bills, and a letter to Harry, wait. A letter? He tucked the letter under his waistband and walked to the kitchen with the rest of the mail, he gave the mail to Vernon and started on the bacon, during breakfast the phone rang, Vernon grumbled and got up from the table, walking over to the phone, some was talking before Vernon hung up, he walked in grumbling even more, he spoke with a bit of anger in his voice.

"Figg broke her leg, so she can't take care of him." He had a pointed glare at Harry but he ignored it, Dudley burst into tears, wailing.

"NO! I DON'T WANT HIM TO COME WITH!" Petunia then started shushing him like a baby while Harry resisted rolling his eyes, Harry then said.

"I can stay here if you guys want, I won't burn down the house." Vernon glared at him and said.

"No, you will just ruin everything that we worked so hard to keep." Harry again resisted rolling his eyes, Vernon ran his hand through his mustache and said.

"He could come with us." Dudley wailed even harder but Vernon ignored him. Minutes later they were all walking to the car, Dudley sulking and Harry smiling on the inside, before Harry even got to the car Vernon grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and turned him around, he said.

"You better not start any freakishness while we're there, and you better not smoke there either, got it?" Harry nodded and said quietly.

"Understood, sir," Vernon grunted and got into the car, Harry got in the car as well and they went off, At the gate They were ordered some ice cream, and the lady asked if Harry wanted something, Vernon begrudgingly asked for a lemon popsicle, Harry didn't care as he had the munchies, while in the Zoo, Dudley caused a scene because his sundae wasn't the right order, so Harry got the rest of it while Dudley got a whole new sundae, at the moment they were at the reptile house, they were looking at on of the snakes, Dudley then said.

"Make it move." Vernon rapped on the glass and spoke loudly.

"Move." Dudley then banged on the glass and shouted.

"MOVE!" Harry yelled at him.

"It's sleeping!" The Dursleys then moved on, leaving Harry alone with the snake, he spoke to the snake.

"I'm sorry for them, their complete assholes, I honestly feel bad for you, just sitting behind the glass all day, having people gawk at you." The snake moved up and nodded, Harry's mouth hung open slightly but he shook it off and said.

"You can understand me?" The snake nodded, Harry looked around to see if anyone was around, he then turned back to the snake and said.

"It must suck living in this enclosure, right now I just wish that I'd be somewhere away, with some warm sun and a sandy beach with a joint in my mouth right now." The snake almost seemed empathetic, though that moment was ruined when Dudley roughly pushed Harry to the side, yelling.

"Look At the snake!" Harry turned around to glare at Dudley when the glass disappeared and he fell in, Dudley was shouting as the snake made its way out of the enclosure, Harry swore he heard it whisper.

"Thanksss amigo, to Brazil I go." he watched as the snake slithered away, playfully snapping at people's feet, he turned around to see Aunt Petunia freaking out and Uncle Vernon glaring at him, he looked down to hide his smile. At the house, Vernon walked into the house with Harry in tow as he had his ear in his fingers, Vernon then threw Harry into the wall and pinned him there, shouting.

"WHAT DID YOU DO!" Harry then yelled back.

"I didn't do anything! It disappeared like magic!" Vernon roughly pulled his ear and hissed.

"There is no such thing as magic!" Vernon then shoved Harry into the cupboard and closed it, locking it. Harry sighed as he rolled another joint, he thought as he put it in his mouth and lit it.

"I swear, I'm gonna fucking run away at this point." Harry then remembered the letter he got and grabbed it from underneath his cot, he looked at the writing.

"Harry Potter.

Number 4, Privet Drive, Surrey.

Cupboard under the stairs." Harry looked at it in interest and turned it around, looking at the wax seal. He then said quietly to himself.

"What do you have in store for me?" He broke the seal with shaky hands and slid the letter, he opened it and read it in wonder.

Hey guys! sorry it's been a while, I started to get a disinterest in fanfiction but some of my friends got me into it again, I also transferred to Wattpad so if you want to read some stuff then go to and look up Echobloodgod. thanks for reading!