THE FINAL BATTLE HAS ARRIVED! The final battle of 2023

WORK IN PROGRESS


The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was seen flying through space.

Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 11,232.2: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to another amazing food planet located in the Whirlpool Galaxy and this is gonna be a good rescue.

Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Owlman, IceDevimon (Tamers), Browridge Sharptooth (Land Before Time VI), Light Armadillo, Cosmic Mario and Evil Omi as well as Yusuke Amamiya, Rika Nonaka, Juri Han, Kujou Hikari, Maria Merlin and Lyra Lightsworn And all the team are heading there.

Camie: This will be so cool.

Lola: Yeah!

Qin: We're looking forward to this.

Carly Atlas: Same here.

Misty Tredwell: We sure are.

Yusuke Amamiya: I agree there.

Nico: Yusuke, I want to thank you, Owlman, and your teams for coming

Yusuke Amamiya: No problem Nico. This is gonna be so fun.

Rika Nonaka: It sure will be fun.

Renamon: I am excited for this.

Nico: Rika, sorry you didn't get together with Takato

Rika: It's okay Nico. There's plenty of other fish in the sea. And also there are many more out there for me. Besides I knew that Jeri and Takato were made for each other and I couldn't be any happier for them.

Renamon: Me too Rika. After everything that Jeri and Takato went through they are happy.

Nico: Yes they are.

Varie: And I'm happy for them too.

Eddy: You know there are many people who wanted you to get together with Takato?

Rika Nonaka: I can tell there were so many of them.

Xenia: Yeah.

Me: Boy I can tell there were countless numbers of them.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: But after everything that Takato and Jeri went through together they need each other more than ever.

Takato: Thanks guys. I'm glad you all greatly support me and Jeri.

Me: No problem Takato.

Nico: It's the least we can do.

Me: Yeah.

Camie: But I'm happy to say that we have all the jerks taken care of.

Me: Yep and Margie is gone for good.

Nico: She was worse than we thought

Me: She was a TRUE monster!

Xenia: Yeah! She didn't give a flying rats ass about anyone! She just wanted to make sure all boys were dead. (To Splinter 2003 and 2012) No offense senseis.

Splinter 2003: None taken.

Splinter 2012: Yeah none taken.

Varie: Like I said, she gave all of us women everywhere a REALLY BAD name.

Eddy: Too bad we couldn't get a Xenomorph to eat her like before

Me: I know but like I said we couldn't take that risk. Xenomorphs would spread all over the planet like mad and we can't risk that.

Nico: That is a good point.

Eddy: You're right. But it would have been cool. An illusion is the next best thing though.

Camie: Yeah.

Qin: That's true.

Nico: At least her weapons will benefit us nicely

Me: Yep.

Qin: I can't wait to see the look on Cobra Commanders face when we hit him with that.

WE LAUGHED!

Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah.

Me: I can't wait to use it on an Evil Sasuke.

May: Now that will be funny to see.

Camie: It sure will.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: Yeah. Man what Margie did was absolutely beyond all words unforgiveable.

Xenia: Yeah.

Wonder Woman: She is worse than Aresia.

Sam Simpson: And worse than Violet Vanderfleet.

Nico: I know.

Alexis: Like how Femme Fatale was before she joined the M.O.E.

Me: Yeah but she didn't kill men.

Camie: Yeah.

Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.

Nico: On screen.

We saw that we were at a red planet and it looked like a red mountain desert world from space.

Nico: Wow!

Maria: We're here!

Nico: Lets land.

We got to landing.

We landed and got out and to our shock and amazement we saw that it was a WORLD MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF STEAMED LOBSTERS!

Me: WHOA! A world made of steamed lobsters!

Camie: Wow!

Lola: What a Seafood paradise!

Nico: Lets have some grub!

We went and got some grub and had some good lobsters.

Homer: (CRYING) (Eating) Oh man that's good! (CRYING)

Nico ate some.

Nico: (Eating) Mmm! Delicious. Got any butter?

Me: Sure.

DAIRY PRODUCT MAGISWORD!

I made some melted butter for Nico.

Nico: Thank you.

Me: You're welcome.

Homer: (Crying) Pass the butter.

Homer was crying as I handed him the butter.

Me: Oh Homer it'll be okay. At least we're not eating the real Pinchy back home.

Homer: (Crying) I know. (Eating) Oh so good.

Maria: Hey where's Marge?

Me: Oh she's back on the ship and Daphne too. They are allergic to shellfish.

Sakura Knudson: Oh yeah! Daphne told me all about her shellfish allergy. She breaks out in UGLY huge welts that itch like crazy if she has any shellfish.

Nico: YIKES! Good thing they are back then.

Maria ate some.

Maria: Mmm! I haven't had good lobster in a while.

Courtney: One of my favorite. (Eating) Yeah.

Homer was crying.

Lily: Poor Homer.

Homer: (CRYING) (Eating) So good.

May ate some.

May: (Eating) Delicious!

Nico: It sure is.

Homer: (CRYING) It's so delicious! (Eating) Oh man that's tasty!

Xenia: Oh there there Homer.

Bart: Sorry I can't eat with you guys. I'm allergic to shellfish too.

Me: Oh that's okay Bart.

Qin: Yeah you'll be okay.

Bart: Thanks guys.

We were eating lots of lobsters. Lots of carcasses piled up.

Me: Here Bart.

I went over and put a plastic cover on him and didn't cover his head.

Bart: Thanks J.D.

Me: This will prevent you from getting sick as long as we're here.

Bart: Yeah.

Nico: Let's save some for the mascots

Me: Good idea! We can also have some for the end of the year party.

Nico: Oh that's right! Man it's the end of the year. Good idea.

Maria: When will that be?

Me: Later tonight for dinner.

Nico: Yeah.

Maria: At around our time for dinner.

Me: Yep.

Maria: Good idea.

Homer: (Crying) Oh all that was so good.

Me: At least we didn't eat Mr. Krabs. No offense sir.

Mr. Krabs: None taken lad. But poor Homer. He sure is sad over his lobster buddy.

Nico: Yeah. He loved Pinchy. And still does. But now he's in the M.O.E.

Maria: And alive.

Me: Yeah.

Homer: (Feels better) You're right.

Me: Good.

Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves an emergency and we're in for one gassy battle: we got word that Poliwag's hypothetical Akuma form has been located here on the planet made of steamed lobsters.

WE GASPED!

Nico: What?! A hypothetical Akuma form of Poliwag?!

Me: No way! Who is he?

Lincoln: His name is Stinkbomb Gator, he's a gator that farts and his farts smell like a toxic waste dump bad enough to make you hurl your guts out!

Our 28th Century backpacks gave us 28th century Exopacks that we put on our faces!

Me: Oh man! That's even worse than Lynn's farts and Lori's!

Lori: (OFFSCREEN) How many times do I have to tell you it was my shoe?!

Everyone: (YELLING OUT LOUD) NO ONE'S BUYING EVEN FOR A SECOND, LORI!

Nico: I swear, it's like Lori's got a sonar in her ears when we say that! Anyways, what's his story, Lincoln?

Lincoln: He was made when a bully hurt you and Poliwag became that to get revenge on her by farting in her face til she dies!

Qin: I can think of one bully who'd do that: Carmen Persico, and before anyone asks, she's not related to mobster Carmine "The Snake" Persico. This girl is a vile evil heartless psychopathic sadistic monster bitch who gets her kicks by bullying people, and she was literally the worst of the worst! She brutally beat up Nico so bad, he had to spend a month in the hospital, but he healed quickly and we got back at that bitch by exposing her to the school and she got expelled and we beat her up and threw her to the cops.

Eli: Jeez!

Me: Holy shit!

Qin: And because we turned in the evidence on her, she got sent to prison for life, but she had sworn that one day, she'd break out of prison and get her revenge on us.

Nico: That was six years ago and a week before we moved to Gotham Royal York, Carmen broke out to get revenge on me, but before she could find me, she was found murdered: her eyes were gouged out of her head, her body was slashed and mutilated, and her neck was so badly slit, she was almost decapitated, and there was one person responsible for that one: Sebastian.

Me: SHIT!

Sebastian Mendez: Yeah that bitch had it coming.

Lincoln: How'd you find out it was him?

Qin: We saw this before: he always gouges out the eyes of his victims, slashes and mutilates their bodies, and slits their necks so badly they're almost decapitated. Basically, this went beyond how a serial killer murders people.

Me: No fucking shit!

Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived thanks to Lincoln's telepathic message.

Ed Cowart: We got here as soon as possible.

Lori: So, Poliwag's hypothetical Akuma form is here, this is going to be trouble. Oh, and J.D.?

Me: Yes? (SCREAMS)

I DUCKED DOWN AND AVOIDED AN INCOMING PUNCH FROM LORI, BUT SHE PUNCHED A BOARD THAT QIN HAD IN CASE LORI TRIED THAT AND IT SHATTERED INTO PIECES!

Me: WHOA! Nice one Lori!

Caleb Maxwell: Okay, if you keep doing that, someday, you're going to lose a couple of teeth.

Lincoln: Not with J.D.'s quick instinct.

Nico: And next time, we'll try something else. Lori shattered that board into pieces, guess that proved my point.

Me: Sorry.

Lori: Wow! A Steamed Lobster planet. This is literally amazing.

Xenia: It sure is.

Nico: Good thing Skinner isn't here for this. I think he's allergic to shellfish.

Me: Actually he's allergic to peanuts.

Nico: Oh sorry.

Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.

The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.

Me: Uh oh, here we go!

Lincoln: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.

Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.

The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.

Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.

Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.

Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.

Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)

The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.

Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)

Lincoln: (Flexes his even more massive muscles) Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Stinkbomb Gator) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted Stinkbomb Gator, he's 20 yards away, and he's looking for Carmen Persico.

Nico: We better get moving.

Lincoln: That gator's heading inside a secure containment box and getting shipped to Vypra. (Sensed massive armies of musclebound thugs) Uh oh, heads up, I've spotted massive armies of musclebound thugs heading for us, and you're not going to like this bit of news: these thugs were hired by some old enemies of mine.

Me: WHAT?!

Nico: Even though Flip's finally out of the picture, there's always some dumb ass still wanting to kill us.

Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.

Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!

Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of one massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking the massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.

I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking the massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings and medium sized elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.

The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the other massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking the other massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.

When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Stinkbomb Gator.

Harry Potter heard a Pokemon cry.

Harry Potter: (British Accent) Look here everyone.

We saw a girl with brown hair and blue eyes and she had black clothes.

Me: Wait.

I activated my Sharingan.

Me: A Zoroark! Wow!

Zoroark reverted back.

Nico: Cool!

Me: And the poor thing is hungry.

I gave it a bunch of apples.

Zoroark: Thank you so much. How did you know it was me?

Me: My Sharingan pierced through the illusion you did. Sorry it has that kind of power.

Zoroark: That is cool.

She got to eating them.

Me: Feel better?

Zoroark: Thanks to you.

Harry Potter: Want to come with us?

Zoroark: I would be honored.

Me: All right.

Harry Potter: You won't regret it.

Nico: Lets go!

We were off!

We were flying in the air, and we spotted our target: Stinkbomb Gator, Poliwag's hypothetical Akuma form.

He looked like a big giant gator with a grumbling belly.

Lincoln: Time to get my gameface on. UNIVERSE 666 KIBAL, LET'S HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

Lincoln turned into FIRE MOON! 🔥🌙!

Lincoln: (HOWLS)

Me: Let me join in as well, Lincoln. KIBAL, LET'S HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON! 🌙!

Me: (HOWLS)

Nico: So, that's Poliwag's hypothetical Akuma form, eh?

Stinkbomb Gator: I know, I stink.

LOUD FART!

Lincoln: I've dealt with worse from Lynn.

Me: And she was a total gas bag.

Lynn: I HEARD THAT!

Stinkbomb Gator: Perish!

Stinkbomb Gator was about to attack, but Lincoln fired a blast of fire which hit him.

Lincoln: RELEASE THE WOLF! (HOWLS)

(WOLF BLOOD BY ADRIEN VON ZIEGLER PLAYS)

Lincoln howled and released a massive vortex of red fire and ran fast and slashed him all over with his massive greatsword!

Lincoln: Top this! (ECHOING) WOLF MOON BLAZING FLAME! 狼月燃える炎!

Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and fired a massive vortex of red and blue wolf fire and light and darkness which hit Stinkbomb Gator.

Me: WHOA! WHAT THE?!

Nico: So awesome! Nice!

Stinkbomb Gator: TAKE THIS!

LOUD FART!

Stinkbomb Gator let one rip, but thanks to the flames, he got burned bad as his attack really backfired on him!

Me: GEEZ! What the fuck did you eat? Beans and broccoli and crab cakes?

Stinkbomb Gator: Hardy har har.

Caleb Maxwell: Stupid, you did that to yourself.

Nico: Poliwag? Is that really you?!

Stinkbomb Gator: Yes Nico it's me.

LOUD FART!

Me: HOOWEE!

Stinkbomb Gator: Yeah I know. I'm glad you're alright.

Nico: I know.

Poliwag: Boy my Akuma looks awesome. I went from a tadpole to a really cool gator.

LOUD FART!

Poliwag: A funny and gassy gator! Even though I'm a tadpole.

Stinkbomb Gator: That's pretty unusual for a frog to turn into a gator isn't it?

Poliwag: It sure is.

Nico: Yeah. A gassy gator that farts really nasty gas!

LOUD FARTS!

Shanan: GEEZ! Your farts smell and reek just as bad as a Pinosapian when it farts!

LOUD FARTS!

SOME OF US SMELLED HIS GAS AND COUGHED AND GAGGED!

Nico: GEEZ!

Qin: Man that is rank!

Me: GOOD GOD!

Stinkbomb Gator: Sorry.

Horsea: You wouldn't hurt your own girlfriend. (does puppy eyes) Would you?

Stinkbomb Gator: Of course not Horsea. You mean too much to me and I love you and Nico.

Nico: That's good.

LOUD FARTS!

Nico: GEEZ!

Maria: I don't suppose you'll come quietly if we ask nicely?

Stinkbomb Gator: Sorry no.

LOUD FART!

He let one rip and the gas went into Maria's nose and she coughed and gagged and grabbed her neck gasping for breath! The smell was that horrible!

Maria: (COUGHING AND GAGGING VIOLENTLY!)

Stinkbomb Gator: Sorry. Can't help it.

Nico: These floating platforms will support us, but will also send sound waves through the water, giving away our position to Stinkbomb Gator. We'll need to move as slowly as possible

Me: We could fly you know.

Nico: True.

I flew high in the air.

STINKBOMB GATOR FARTED IN THE WATER AND THE BUBBLES SHOWED WHERE HE WAS!

LOUD GURGLING FARTS!

Me: Boy that is nasty! But man you are a strong gator to withstand that! That lake is boiling hot water.

Stinkbomb Gator: Yeah I got pretty tough skin. Cool huh?

Poliwag: My akuma is cool!

Qin: It sure is!

Stinkbomb Gator: I've got your scent!

Me: Alligators have excellent senses of smell.

Stinkbomb Gator: They sure do don't they.

Stinkbomb Gator emerged from the water.

Me: I can see you gator!

I fired waves of energy and blasted him.

Xenia: Yeah!

Me: You think your farts smell bad? Sniff on this! (ACTIVATES STINKY BUTT'S RIDEWATCH) FIRE IN THE HOLE)

LOUD NASTY SUPER FART!

I fired a fart blast and blasted Stinkbomb Gator and he coughed and gagged violently!

Nico: Can you just fight us where we can see you?! We already played the deadly hide and seek game with the Gator Ghoul clone!

Nicole: Yeah!

Stinkbomb Gator: Okay okay it was getting old anyway.

He came out and we faced him.

LOUD FARTS!

Stinkbomb Gator: Sorry.

Poliwag: No worries.

Me: You know the funny thing is that Alligators and frogs are not related at all. So I find it unusual that a frog can turn into an Alligator Akuma.

Stinkbomb Gator: That is unusual isn't it.

Gabriel: I just wanted to try something different, alright?!

Me: Okay okay. But that is cool though.

Gabriel: It sure is.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: Besides I was just stating the facts.

Eddy: Can we get on with the fighting now?!

Me: Okay okay Mr. Impatient Jawbreakerpants.

Eddy: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?

I fired an energy blast and blasted Stinkbomb Gator.

Zoroark charged at him and turned into a Female Sasuke and fired a wave of fire and blasted him all over!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Nice one! That's exactly how I envisioned an evil Sasuke would turn into because of the Girl Rifles.

Xenia: Nice!

Sasuke the Android turned into Ditto

Sasuke the Android: DITTO!

He split into 8 clones.

They went and bashed him all over.

Sasuke used the Core Medals for MAchinedramon, Piedmon and MetalSeadramon

Sasuke Uchiha: Lets do it!

Ditto and Sasuke Uchiha: FIRESTORM CLONE BARRAGE!

They fired waves of energy and fire and blasted him all over.

Yae turned into Ripjaws.

Yae: RIPJAWS!

She dove into the water and jumped out and fired energy waves and blasted him.

Me: Oh yeah!

She used the Core Medals for Puppetmon, Machinedramon and Piedmon.

Aquata: Lets get him sisters!

Ripjaws and Ariel, Melody, Athena, Ariel's sisters: ATLANTICA MAELSTROM BLAST!

They fired waves of water and blasted him all over.

Nico: OH YEAH!

Aang turned into Terraspin!

Aang: TERRASPIN!

He fired waves of wind and blasted him down.

He used the Core Medals for Cluemaster, Spymaster and Cluemaster (The Batman).

Zuko: Lets get him!

Terraspin and Zuko: FIREWHIRL INFERNO BLAST!

They fired waves of wind and fire and blasted him down.

Hulk turned into Armodrillo!

Hulk: ARMODRILLO!

He smashed and pulverized and bashed him all over.

He used the core medals for Dark Turtles, 1987 Stockman and Wrecking Crew.

Yost Hulk: Lets smash!

Armodrillo and Yost Hulk: SMASHING FIST STORM!

They bashed him all over!

Qin: YEAH!

Brody turned into Plantapocalypse.

Brody: PLANTAPOCALYPSE!

He blasted Stinkbomb Gator all over with energy waves.

He used the Core Medals for Taskmaster, Lego Lex Luthor and Alexis Luthor

Prickles: (Blathers)

SpongeBob: Lets do it Prickles!

Plantapocalypse, Prickles and SpongeBob: WORMS OF PLANT DOOM!

They fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.

Hunter turned into Ghostfreak!

Hunter: (German Accent) GHOSTFREAK!

He fired waves of energy and blasted him.

He used the Core Medals for Red X, Squidward Primed to Explode and McWolf (Tex Avery)

Nemo: Lets do it!

Ghostfreak and Nemo: DARKNESS GHOST BLAST!

They fired waves of darkness and blasted him.

Jimmy Neutron turned into Grey Matter!

Jimmy Neutron: GREY MATTER!

He fired waves of energy and blasted him.

He used the Core Medals for Griffin, Ooblar and Baron Mordo.

Cindy Vortex: Lets do it!

Grey Matter and Cindy Vortex: GENIUS OF RETROVILLE BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and blasted him.

Koji turned into Chromastone!

Koji: CHROMASTONE!

He fired waves of light and blasted him..

He used the Core Medals for Magma, Serpentina and 50 Below.

Toru Hagakure: Lets do it!

Chromastone and Tora: LIGHT FURY BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and blasted him.

Timmy turned into Filthtopus!

Timmy: FILTHTOPUS!

Shanan: A Yugopotamian!? Very cool.

Nico: Nice! Mark Chang would be proud.

Filthtopus: To Quote Mark, CHYEAH!

He fired filth bombs and blasted Stinkbomb Gator.

He used the Core Medals for Madame Masque. Calander Girl and Silver Swan!

Dream Girl: Lets make this fun!

Filthdopus and Dream Girl: DARKNESS DREAM BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.

Poliwag slapped him with his tail and smacked his face and then his belly!

LOUD FARTS!

Stinkbomb Gator: Ooh that helps. Hit my belly more.

Poliwag: Okay.

HE SLAPPED HIS BELLY MORE AND NUMEROUS FARTS WERE BEING EXPELLED!

LOUD NASTY FARTS!

Qin: WHOA!

Nico: Should we stop him?

Me: Oh come on this is really funny!

Qin: (LAUGHS) Yeah!

Nico: Yeah you're right. That is funny!

Me: (LAUGHS) The mascots did that to me and it was funny.

LOUD NASTY FARTS!

Qin: (LAUGHS) YEAH!

Xenia: Yeah this is awesome.

Lola: I agree.

Poliwag: How's that?

Stinkbomb Gator: That helped relieve me of some nasty trapped gas. Thanks.

Poliwag: Anytime.

Caleb Maxwell unholstered his twin pistols and transformed into Super Angel-Demon-Death Harbinger-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Star Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Star Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Star Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix God Angel Hope.

Caleb Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel Hope) I think we'll settle with attacking from a distance.

Cage Blunt unholstered his massive Cage Blunt's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope.

Cage Blunt: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope) With what you've been eating, I think we'd better stay away from you.

Travis Tackett unholstered his massive Travis Tackett's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope.

Travis Tackett: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope) You 're screwed now!

Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, and Travis Tackett went at Stinkbomb Gator, and Caleb Maxwell fired bullets at Stinkbomb Gator and hit him in the knees, and Cage Blunt and Travis Tackett fired dark energy blasts and he got sent flying into a mountain of lobsters, he got back out, but this angered him big time.

Homer: Okay, we better take care of him.

Suddenly, Homer's eyes turned neon blue and he was surrounded by a white and blue energy aura with stars, donuts, food, lights, phoenixes, and angels, and as he approached Stinkbomb Gator, he left white and blue energy, stars, donuts, food, lights, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Homer: Sorry about this, but we need to stop you before you do something that's going to lead to even more trouble.

Suddenly, Homer was surrounded by a massive vortex of white and blue energy with stars, donuts, food, and lights surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix with red eyes glaring at Stinkbomb Gator: the red eyes of judgement.

Me: Uh oh, when we see that vortex appearing, that ultimately means you're in big trouble.

Nico: Big time.

Lincoln: You're not getting out of this one, you gassy gator.

Then, as the vortex faded, Homer emerged, but he was changed forever.

Homer grew to 9'5" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and ten-pack abs, he has on weighted gold braces on his massive biceps and thighs, he now has fifteen white and blue planets orbiting around his legs and fifteen smaller planets orbiting around his waist, he has white highlights in the bangs of his long brown hair going down to the upper part of his back with white and blue phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back of his hair and on the two strands of hair in front of his face and he has a large gold halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon blue eyes and a white and blue energy aura with stars, donuts, food, lights, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, he has a phoenix and angel emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, he has on phoenix earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Food, Light, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, he also has a phoenix with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Food, Light, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant below his blue phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony for the pendant on his bare chest and thick chest hair on his pecs with rainbow crystal links from his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with rainbow gems embedded in the gold fire links and he has on a white and gold accented choker on his neck, and a gold version of He-Man's chest harness with blue gems on the crisscrossing gold straps and there's a kanji on the back straps that said, "Homer Simpson, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Son and Father" and the large gold circular chest plate has a phoenix on it and red gems surrounding the chestplate. Homer has on an blue version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver flames and long white trenchcoat coattails with stars, donuts, food, lights, phoenixes, and angels and they have intense powerful blue hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver flames, large white pants with blue fire on the pants' legs and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs and elements on them, large gold armored knee-high boots with blue gems on them, and tattooed on his now wider and more muscular back is The Anti-Springfield symbol surrounded by a phoenix and angel surrounded by light and food and stars and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and dragons surrounding a blue gem with neon glowing blue lights equipped with recognition of me and fits an infinite number of items and components for his Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Homer felt a sharp pain on his wider and muscular back, and then, massive brown angel wings with blue and white tips on the feathers grew and sprouted out of his back with a wingspan reaching 20'0" and medium sized brown angel wings with blue and white tips grew and sprouted out underneath with a wingspan reaching 15'0" and then, another set of brown angel wings with blue and white tips grew and sprouted out underneath his medium sized brown angel wings with a wingspan reaching 10'0", and he now has eleven massive and long brown wolf tails with white markings and blue tips, Homer has on a Ring of The Phoenix with blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and White Lantern Ring on his left finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand, and he has on blue fingerless gloves with a white phoenix and angel on it and claws on his fingertips, and he has gold-plated armor on his fingers and gold dragon claws covering his fingers and smaller planets orbiting around his fingers like rings.

Suddenly, Homer's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began to merge together, and they're surrounded by a massive kaleidoscope of white and blue energy, stars, donuts, food, lights, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Homer Simpson's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Solar Food Fury Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Solar Food Fury Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded white and blue gems and the Anti-Springfield symbol on the 8'0" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade, large gold phoenix heads with blue gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large blue gems embedded in the foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and The Unity Gems on top, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with blue gems for eyes, and large gold phoenix head with blue gems for eyes and blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, Homer has on his large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on his arms and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on the left gold Bracer, large gold Elemental Belt of Eternal Bravery with gold phoenix head with blue gems for eyes and blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on my right hip and Eater of Sins revolver and Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip. There's a blue kanji with stars in between the kanji below the Anti-Springfield symbol that said, "Homer Simpson, Loving Husband of Marge Simpson, Loving Father of Bart, Lisa, and Maggie Simpson, Loving Son of Mona Simpson, Former Worker at The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Friend of Many, Former Son and Despiser of Abraham Simpson, Despiser of Charles Montgomery Burns and Diamond Joe Quimby, Archenemy of Chief Wiggum, Awesome and Powerful Defender of Many Innocent People, Master of The Black Gates, Amazing And Powerful Student of Many Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Food Expert, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Destroyer of Irredeemable Black-Hearted Villains, Destroyer of Evil, Destroyer of Demonic Monsters, Power-Hungry Bastards, and Maniacal Tyrants, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, True Immortal Hero, Great God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice, and Master of Stars, Food, Light, Life, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ホーマー・シンプソン、マージ・シンプソンの愛する夫、バート、リサ、マギーの愛する父、モナ・シンプソンの愛する息子、スプリングフィールド原子力発電所の元労働者、多くの友人、エイブラハム・シンプソンの元息子で軽蔑者、チャールズを軽蔑する者モンゴメリー・バーンズとダイアモンド・ジョー・クインビー、ウィガム長官の大敵、多くの罪のない人々の素晴らしく強力な擁護者、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、多くの素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、真の不滅の英雄であり神、極度の悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、心の黒い、サディスティック、妄想的、権力に飢えた、精神異常者、救いようのないろくでなしと暴君、食の専門家、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情の力の達人そしてエレメント、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、友情の偉大な神、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、救いようのない黒い心の悪役の破壊者、悪の破壊者、悪魔のような怪物、権力に飢えたろくでなし、狂気の暴君の破壊者、の使者宇宙と天、調和・友情・純潔・希望・勇気・愛の大使、真の不滅の英雄、友情・希望・愛・勇気・正義の大神、星・食・光・生命・鳳凰の主、そして天使たち

Homer has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FOOD LOVER-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL SOLAR FOOD LOVER LIGHT FURY MASTER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL SOLAR FOOD LOVER LIGHT FURY MASTER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL SOLAR FOOD LOVER LIGHT FURY MASTER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LIFE!

We were amazed by Homer's Super Angel-Food Lover-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Stinkbomb Gator saw it, he was about to attack, but Homer fired a massive barrage of white and blue energy, stars, donuts, food, lights, phoenixes, and angels which hit Stinkbomb Gator and sent him flying into a lobster wall, he got back out, but now, he was mad.

Homer: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Solar Food Lover Light Fury Master Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Solar Food Lover Light Fury Master Phoenix God Angel Life) You need to stop this right now, mister.

Mr. Krabs: Aye, he ain't going to listen, the only thing he'll listen to is through force.

Suddenly, Mr. Krabs' eyes turned neon blue and he was surrounded by an ocean blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, crabs, phoenixes, and angels, and as he approached Stinkbomb Gator, he left ocean blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, crabs, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Mr. Krabs: Sorry about this, lad, but we still need to stop you before you do something that's going to lead to even more trouble.

Suddenly, Mr. Krabs was surrounded by a massive vortex of ocean blue energy with stars, water, ocean waves, and anchors surrounding the vortex, there are crabs, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with red eyes glaring at Stinkbomb Gator: the red eyes of judgement.

Me: Uh oh, now Mr. Krabs is going to transform.

Nico: Oh boy, now's he's in for a big pinch.

Caleb Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel Hope) Boo.

Caleb Maxwell throws a tomato at Nico, but Nico dodges it, but he screamed seeing that the tomato was going to hit Lori, he ran in front and he got hit himself.

Nico: (LAUGHS)

Bobby: You got to get up pretty early to try that trick on Nico.

Lincoln: Or maybe not at all, Caleb.

Then, as the vortex faded, Mr. Krabs emerged, but he was changed forever.

Mr. Krabs grew to 9'5" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and ten-pack abs, he has on weighted gold braces on his massive biceps and thighs, he now has fifteen ocean blue planets orbiting around his legs and fifteen smaller ocean blue planets orbiting around his waist, he has ocean blue highlights in the bangs of his long black hair going down to the upper part of his back with ocean blue phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back of his hair and on the two strands of hair in front of his face and he has a large gold halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon blue eyes and an ocean blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, crabs, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, he has a crab, phoenix, and angel emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, he also has a crab with ocean blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Water, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant below his blue crab-shaped Element of Harmony for the pendant on his bare chest and thick chest hair on his pecs with rainbow crystal links from his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with rainbow gems embedded in the gold water drop links and he has on a white and gold accented choker on his neck, and a gold version of He-Man's chest harness with blue gems on the crisscrossing gold straps and there's a kanji on the back straps that said, "Eugene Krabs, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Husband and Son" and the large gold circular chest plate has a phoenix on it and red gems surrounding the chestplate. Mr. Krabs has on an blue version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver flames and long white trenchcoat coattails with stars, water, ocean waves, crabs, phoenixes, and angels and they have intense powerful ocean blue flames coming off them and hanging mini silver flames, large white pants with blue fire on the pants' legs and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs and elements on them, large gold armored knee-high boots with blue gems on them, and tattooed on his now wider and more muscular back is a crab, a phoenix, and angel surrounded by water and stars and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and dragons surrounding an ocean blue gem with neon glowing ocean blue lights equipped with recognition of me and fits an infinite number of items and components for his Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Mr. Krabs felt a sharp pain on his wider and muscular back, and then, massive red angel wings with ocean blue tips on the feathers grew and sprouted out of his back with a wingspan reaching 20'0" and medium sized red angel wings with ocean blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath with a wingspan reaching 15'0" and then, another set of red angel wings with ocean blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath his medium sized red angel wings with a wingspan reaching 10'0", Mr. Krabs has on a Ring of The Phoenix with blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right claw and Indigo Lantern Ring on his left finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left claw, and he has smaller planets orbiting around his claws like rings.

Suddenly, Mr. Krabs' massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began to merge together, and they're surrounded by a massive kaleidoscope of ocean blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, crabs, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Mr. Krabs' True Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Ocean Maelstrom Krab Fury Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Ocean Maelstrom Krab Fury Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded ocean blue gems and an anchor on the 8'0" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade, large gold crab heads with ocean blue gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large ocean blue gems embedded in the foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and The Unity Gems on top, longer midnight black handle, four large gold crab heads with ocean blue gems for eyes, and large gold crab head with ocean blue gems for eyes and ocean blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, Mr. Krabs has on his large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with ocean blue gems on his arms and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on the left gold Bracer, large gold Elemental Belt of Eternal Bravery with gold crab head with ocean blue gems for eyes and ocean blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on my right hip and Eater of Sins revolver and Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip. There's an ocean blue kanji with water drops in between the kanji below the crab that said, "Eugene Harold Krabs, Sea Dog of Bikini Bottom, Former Sailor of The Navy, Loving Husband of Mrs. Puff, Loving Son of Mrs. Krabs, Founder and Former Owner of The Krusty Krab, Creator of The Krabby Patty, Childhood Friend of Sheldon Plankton, Friend of Many, Archenemy of Tech Gear Golem, Awesome and Powerful Defender of Many Innocent People, Master of The Black Gates, Amazing And Powerful Student of Many Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Food Expert, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Destroyer of Irredeemable Black-Hearted Villains, Destroyer of Evil, Destroyer of Demonic Monsters, Power-Hungry Bastards, and Maniacal Tyrants, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, True Immortal Hero, Great God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice, and Master of Stars, Water, Crabs, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ユージン・ハロルド・クラブ、ビキニボトムの海の犬、元海軍水兵、パフ夫人の愛する夫、クラブ夫人の愛する息子、クラスティー・クラブの創設者兼元所有者、クラビー・パティの作成者、シェルドン・プランクトンの幼なじみ、多くの友人、テックギアゴーレムの大敵、多くの罪のない人々の素晴らしく強力な擁護者、ブラックゲートのマスター、多くの素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、真の不滅の英雄であり神、極度の悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、腹黒い、サディスティック、妄想的、権力に飢え、精神病、救いようのないろくでなしと暴君、食の専門家、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、救世主、友情の力の達人、そしてエレメント、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、友情の偉大な神、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、救いようのない心の黒い悪役の破壊者、悪の破壊者、悪魔のような怪物、権力に飢えたろくでなし、狂気の暴君の破壊者、宇宙の使者そして、天は、調和、友情、純粋さ、希望、勇気、愛の大使、真の不滅の英雄、友情、希望、愛、勇気、正義の偉大な神、そして星、水、蟹、鳳凰、天使の主です。

Mr. Krabs has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-CRAB-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL OCEAN MAELSTROM FURY MASTER CRAB PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL OCEAN MAELSTROM FURY MASTER CRAB PHOENIX GOD ANGEL AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL OCEAN MAELSTROM FURY MASTER CRAB PHOENIX GOD ANGEL COMPASSION!

We were amazed by Mr. Krabs' Super Angel-Crab-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Stinkbomb Gator saw it, he was about to attack, but Mr. Krabs fired a massive barrage of ocean blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, crabs, phoenixes, and angels which hit Stinkbomb Gator and sent him flying into a lobster wall, he got back out, but now, he was mad.

Mr. Krabs: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Ocean Maelstrom Fury Master Crab Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Ocean Maelstrom Fury Master Crab Phoenix God Angel Compassion) Now, it's time we teach you a lesson, ya scaly land-lubber!

Lincoln: Let's get him, gang!

Me and Nico: This is gonna hurt!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Alicorn-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.

I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope.

And Nico unholstered his massive Nico Chan's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Saiyan Angel-Great Ape-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I was quite surprised when I found out you had shown up here.

Nico: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Even I was freaked out when I found out there was a hypothetical Akuma form of Poliwag, looks like things just got even wilder and stinkier.

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) But, either way, you're still going down.

Caleb Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel Hope) You're heading straight for an isolation tank!

Cage Blunt: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope) But not after we give you a thrashing from a safe distance!

Travis Tackett: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope) After what we found out from Lincoln, we're not showing any mercy whatsoever.

Lincoln, Homer, Mr. Krabs, Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Travis Tackett, Nico, and I went after Stinkbomb Gator, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, white and blue energy, ocean blue energy, black and blood red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Stinkbomb Gator and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, and Travis Tackett shot him multiple times and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at them as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well same with Nico, and Cage Blunt, Travis Tackett, and Caleb Maxwell did the same by firing black and blood red energy slashes from their gold plated claws, and Lincoln, Homer, Mr. Krabs, Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Travis Tackett, Nico, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Stinkbomb Gator even more madder than ever.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Face the fury of the seas. WATER STYLE NINJA ART: NEPTUNE'S FURY BLADE STORM!

Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and fired massive jets of water that turned into water swords that hit Stinkbomb Gator and he got drenched. Then, Lincoln fired waves of red fire and ladybugs that hit Stinkbomb Gator knocking him out and he was sent to Vypra. Everyone cheered as we holstered our weapons and we powered down and Homer's new body, clothes, jewelry, eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting large gold rings on each corner behind his head, fifteen large white and blue planets orbiting around his legs and fifteen smaller white and blue planets orbiting around his waist, smaller planets orbiting around his fingers, and massive brown angel wings and medium sized brown angel wings and small sized brown angel wings underneath his massive brown angel wings are permanent and Mr. Krabs' new body, clothes, jewelry, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting large gold rings on each corner behind his head, fifteen large ocean blue planets orbiting around his legs and fifteen smaller ocean blue planets orbiting around his waist, smaller planets orbiting around his fingers, and massive red angel wings and medium sized red angel wings and small sized red angel wings underneath his massive brown angel wings are permanent.

Nico: That takes care of Poliwag's hypothetical Akuma form.

Lincoln: Hope Vypra and the others can deal with him.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision as a vision orb formed in his left hand, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront later today: it was Galactus, and he was coming to consume Earth. We all saw it, and we knew it meant huge trouble!

Me: Oh shit, please tell me that wasn't who I thought it was?!

Lincoln: It was. So, the imminent threat Master Yen Sid spoke about was none other than Galactus.

Nico: The Fantastic Four told us of how dangerous Galactus is, and that clone of him that you absorbed on your rescue last month, Lincoln, that may have been a sign.

Lincoln: You're right. But, we're ready for Galactus, we will never let our planet be consumed by the likes of him, this time, he will pay for everything he's done.

?: And he'll soon be nothing more than a forgotten memory.

Suddenly, we saw a girl with long red hair and purple streaks, red eyes, red short-sleeved blouse, light blue sleeveless crop top, red skirt with Tso Lan on it, The Moon Trigram on her forehead, black angel wings, purple stockings, red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and in her hand is a darkness greatsword.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Lucille Ying Xiao, Ambassador of Tso Lan, Demon Sorcerer of The Moon and Master of The Darkness of The Shadow Wisp.

Me: Afraid you're a little too late, we took down my hypothetical Akuma form and sent him to Vypra.

Nico: And we left tons of scratches on him. So, Lincoln, are you going to introduce us?

But, before he could, Lucille Ying Xiao had her hands on Lincoln's pecs, and she began kissing Lincoln on the lips and face, along on his pecs, arms, and ten-pack abs. When she was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks, his face had an atomic red blush, an In Heaven look in his eyes, and steam whistled out of his normal ears and large wolf ears, and we laughed.

Selene Arcangela: I think you should leave that to me, this is Lucille Ying Xiao, Ambassador of Tso Lan, Demon Sorcerer of The Moon and Master of The Darkness of The Shadow Wisp, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and she's Maria Ying Xiao's younger sister and the third youngest, and she's also a very powerful master over the forces of light and dark chi and she was also born with the powers of Tso Lan, Demon Sorcerer of The Moon, along with black angel wings, and she also has full fledge mastery over the powers of gravity, along with being a master of dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic, and she even knows Chinese Black Magic that puts even the dark magic of Daolon Wong to shame. Plus, she's the descendant of En Ying Xiao, the first Elemental Maiden from 3,000 years ago during the Shang Dynasty in China, and like Qin and her ancestor, Emperor Han the Dragon Emperor, she's also the master of the Atavism of The Elemental Maiden and she also has mastery of The Darkness of The Shadow Wisp. She moved to Royal Woods from China along with her sisters and she met Lincoln, and it was love at first sight. She heard from Lincoln of what we did in defeating Shendu, Dai Gui, Po Kong, Tso Lan, Hsi Wu, and Tchang Zu and Girl Jordan redeemed Bai Tza, and she was amazed, and she began to teach Lincoln how to master the powers of gravity and darkness, and she knew of what Maria did in giving him her blood and that led to him getting the same powers as her and gaining the same powers as her along with becoming a master of The Fires of The Phoenix, The Waters of The Mermaid, The Lightning of The Thunderbird, The Winds of The Sylph, The Earth of The Golem, The Light of The Fairies, and The Darkness of The Shadow Wisps, and he wound up getting tattoos of The Phoenix, Mermaid, Thunderbird, Golem, Fairy, and Shadow Wisp on the back of his left forearm. Lincoln made her a darkness greatsword, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, when Lincoln comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem, and she hated Daolon Wong with a passion because long before we went after The Demon Sorcerers, Lucille used a Chinese Black Magic spell and made his dark magic go haywire and she'd left a bleeding scar on his back long ago.

Me: I was still amazed you left your mark on Daolon Wong before we went after him and the Demon Sorcerers.

Nico: Same here.

Lincoln: Wait, I remembered seeing a scar she left on his back, that was definitely her alright, and it's so good to see you again, Lucille.

Lucille Ying Xiao: You too, Lincoln, and whoa, you've really really grown into quite the man.

Lincoln then wrapped his arms around Lucille Ying Xiao and he leaned his head down to her right trapezius and he slowly bit her on the right trapezius and he fed on her blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. Then, Lincoln slowly unlatched his fangs from her right trapezius as the marks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Then, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Lucille Ying Xiao with colored gems on the gold lightning bolt links with colored crystal links and jade beads from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi and two white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love appeared on their necks.

Lucille Ying Xiao saw them and she knew she became part of his harem and is among his many future wives, and she kissed on the lips which he returned as we cheered.

Nico: That was STINKY!

Me: Tell me about it!

LOUD NASTY FART!

Nico: UCH! Not again!

Me: Actually that was me this time. Pardon me.

Nico: Oh no worries.

Maria was coughing and gagging violently from the repulsive stench from Stinkbomb Gator!

Maria: (COUGHING AND GAGGING VIOLENTLY)

Nico: Nice job, Zoroark!

Zoroark: Thanks. That was fun.

Poromon: Want a beer?

Zoroark: Oh no thanks. I am allergic to it.

Me: Uh oh. Better watch out.

Poromon: Okay. Good idea.

Poliwag: (Does Puppy eyes) Pwetty Pwease?

Nico: Poliwag that's enough.

Maria was really coughing and gagging!

Maria: (COUGHING AND GAGGING)

Horsea: Maria!

Me: Geez! The smell to her must've really been that bad!

Qin: No kidding!

Maria: (COUGHING AND GAGGING)

I blew the smell out of the area and she breathed good air and sighed in relief.

Maria: Ahh.

Horsea: Maria! Are you okay?!

Maria: Yeah! Much better.

Lola: Holy mackerel! You never coughed that bad before! That's worse than when Lori's farts make me gag!

Lori: IT WAS MY SHOE!

Ash: We actually met a Zoroark before

Zoroark: Really?

Me: Yeah we sure did. It's a strange story.

Qin: Yeah but that was a cool one.

Me: Yep. Poliwag I will say this, That had to be the STINKIEST Akuma we've ever met.

Xenia: Yeah!

Poliwag: GEEZ! No kidding!

Manaphy: At least it wasn't mutated by nuclear radiation

Me: Yeah no kidding.

Nico: Geez! Those farts smelled worse than a thousand Lori's farting all at once!

Lori: IT WAS MY SHOE!

Lori then punched at Nico and he ducked and ended up hitting a tree and it smashed it in two!

SMASH!

It fell right on top of May!

KRASMASH!

Me: OH MAN!

May: I'm hurt now!

We got the tree off her.

May: Ouch!

Lori: Sorry May!

Nico: Like J.D. I too reacted on instinct.

Me: Yeah.

Qin: Nice speed.

Camie: Yeah.

Nico: Thanks.

Me: Lori you need to control your temper. Besides we know you are in denial. You fart all the time and blame it on your shoes.

Sakura Knudson: She really has that kind of a problem doesn't she?

Me: Uch! Been that way since she was in her terrible twos.

Nico: Really?

Me: Yeah Mr. Lynn and Ms. Rita showed me a photo album of what the Loud Kids were like when they were in their terrible twos and it was wacky.

Lily: You don't want to know what Mine was like.

Horsea: Is it really that bad?

Lily: Yeah I ripped apart the entire house.

Nico: Yikes!

Qin: Uh oh.

Nico: Oh boy.

Varie: I remember that! I was there when that happened and it was brutal.

Xenia: Yikes.

Lori: I literally forgot about that in our album. But it was STILL MY SHOE!

Loud Kids: Not buying it Lori.

Me: See what I mean?

Nico: I think I get it

Me: Yeah. (Whispers to Nico) One time Lori farted so bad that she poisoned the entire house and it had to be fumigated for 3 weeks.

Nico: Holy shit!

Me: Yeah. They had to stay at their Aunt Ruths for that period.

Nico: Jeez!

Maria: Aunt Ruth is still a good person

Lynn Sr.: Yeah but that extra toe still freaks me out!

Sakura Knudson: Extra toe?

Me: She has a 6th toe on her left foot and it grosses out Mr. Lynn every time he sees it. Also her house is CRAWLING with cats.

Lana: And she has awesome moldy tapioca pudding.

Me: Lana is the only one that loved going to their Aunt Ruth.

secs agoNico: Yeah.

Sakura Knudson: That is COMPLETELY unhealthy.

Me: Tell me about it. Lisa told us about the living conditions her house is in and it is appalling.

Qin: But she is still a good person. She's just too lazy to do anything.

May: Better to be lazy then to be evil

Me: Yeah.

RD Lincoln: Like the one in our universe was.

Nico: No need to remind us.

Me: Lori how many bags of bean chips have you been eating? You know you are not supposed to have those.

Lori: Uhh. Maybe one or 4.

Eli teleported and came back with AN EMPTY CASE OF THEM!

Lori: Okay guilty as charged. I ate a WHOLE Box of them.

Me: Lori you are going to be on the toilet for a while.

Sakura Knudson: How come she can't have those?

Me: They cause constipation issues and REALLY BAD gas and make you in a REALLY rotten mode.

Sakura Knudson: Oh man. Sorry I ask.

Nico: Yeah.

Garfield: I'm lazy most of the time. But that doesn't make me evil

Me: That's true Garfield and you will always be a funny lasagna eating cat.

Garfield: Yeah.

Horsea decided to eat a lobster.

Horsea: (Eating) Mmm! Delicious!

Me: Save your appetite for the party later tonight. We're having lobsters for dinner.

Horsea: Okay.

Nico: By the way J.D. between you and me what were the rest of the Loud's like during the Terrible Twos?

Me: That is a very funny story.

Rita: We can show you guys.

They showed the album.

Rita: Lori's excessive flatulence and blaming others...

Lori farted a lot and she was blaming Fenton the Feel Better Fox.

Rita: Leni's fashion crimes...

Leni made a bad Victorian Era dress and is in time out.

Rita: Luna being too loud...

Luna is screaming at the top of her lungs.

Rita: Luan's drive-by-pie-ing...

Luan is riding her tricycle and she throws a pie into the mailmans face.

Rita: Lynn Jr. being too competitive...

Lynn is standing victoriously on top of a bunch of kids with the last cookie in her hands.

Rita: Lincoln refusing to wear pants...

Lincoln is running with no diaper on.

Rita: Lucy having trouble letting go...

Lucy is burying a Geo from a while back.

Rita: Laney painting on the walls...

Laney is splattering paint all over the walls.

Rita: Lola and Lana giving the casa Loud a new face lift...

Lana covered one half of the house with mud and Lola covered the other half of it with super sparkly glitter.

Rita: And Lisa with her experiments.

Lisa created a crazy fusion animal.

Nico: Oh you guys were so cute back then.

Laney: Yeah we sure were. But I don't remember doing all that.

Me: Usually a lot of people don't. But yeah that's what they were like back then.

Leni: We still do all that though.

Poliwag: What about Lily?

Lily: I wasn't put in there.

Poliwag: Oh.

Me: Like she said it was awful.

Nico: Oh.

Nico: I used to have a habit of leaving my pants on when I was young

Me: Really?

Nico: Not shitting you.

Me: Wow.

Poliwag: It's a long story.

Me: Okay I'll take your word for it.

Qin: Anyway lets get the fun part out of the way before Lori hurts someone else.

Nico: Yeah.

Eli: Lets see. (Concentrates) WHOA! We got Another Owlman, IceDevimon (Tamers), Browridge Sharptooth (Land Before Time VI), Light Armadillo, Cosmic Mario and Evil Omi.

Me: Wow! So Yusuke Amamiya, Rika Nonaka, Juri Han, Kujou Hikari, Maria Merlin and Lyra Lightsworn.

Eli: Yep. And the Anothers minus Owlman are 6 people.

Me: Wow!

Qin: Oh boy.

Me: Yep.

Nico: There they are!

We saw ANOTHER IceDevimon (Tamers), Browridge Sharptooth (Land Before Time VI), Light Armadillo, Cosmic Mario and Evil Omi!

Nico: Oh boy!

Qin: This will be awesome!

Another IceDevimon: (In a girls voice) It sure will.

They reverted back and we saw that they were the gene-slammers of Cerberusmon, Ordinemon, Hudiemon, ShadowSeraphimon, Ophanimon Falldown Mode, and Cherubimon (Evil)!

Nico: (GASP) Cevina Cerberus, Odalia Ordine, Shanna Shadow Seraphim, Oanez Ophanim, Dahlia Cherubim and Holly Hudie!

Me: Wow! The gene-slammers of Cerberusmon, Ordinemon, Hudiemon, ShadowSeraphimon, Ophanimon Falldown Mode, and Cherubimon (Evil)!

Odalia Ordine: That's right. Awesoe to see you again Nico.

Cevina Cerberus: Yeah you guys are looking great.

Nico: Thanks girls.

Holly Hudie: Yeah.

Me: Can you girls tell us more about yourselves?

Holly Hudie: Sure. I am from Nico's Botany class and we made all kinds of amazing flowers.

Cevina Cerberus: And the rest of us went to Nico's history and Chemistry classes. I studied in Greek Myth.

Odalia Ordine: I specialized in the Dark Ages.

Shanna Shadow Seraphim: I specialized in chemical formulas for Angelic Powers.

Oanez Ophanim: I specialized in the history of the Crusades.

Dahlia Cherubim: And I specialized in the history of the Salem Witch Trials.

Me: Wow! Those are all amazing.

Qin: Yeah.

Shannon: That is awesome. My ancestors were witches are you know Dahlia.

Dahlia Cherubim: That's right.

Me: Yep. by the way is the Another Owlman friendly or hostile?

Oanez Ophanim: Friendly and she is an amazingly powerful one.

Me: Wow!

Nico: Sorry we have to do this

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now

Spring abundant holoél

Render green the dying bough

Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

They glowed and the anothers were separated.

Me: Action time!

We blasted the Anothers all over!

I caught the Wonder Ride Books.

Me: Oh yeah!

Nico: That was awesome!

Me: Yep.

Nico: Yeah it was!

Qin: Yep.

Nico: And now, we wait.

Me: We don't have to wait long!

We saw ANOTHER OWLMAN!

Nico: That was fast.

Me: Yeah.

Another Owlman: (In a girls voice) It sure was quick.

Nico: (GASP) That voice!

She reverted back and it was the Gene-slammer of Lucemon!

Nico: (GASP) Lucia Lucifer!

Lucia Lucifer: Awesome to see you again Nico.

Me: (GASP) Lucemon's Gene-slammer!? Whoa! I did not expect this!

Zoe Orimoto: Me neither! Especially after all the crap Lucemon put us through in the Digital World.

Lucia Lucifer: I heard all about that. That was horrible and J.D. you did great destroying him.

Me: That was a huge mission for me back then and it was awesome.

Nico: Yeah.

Owlman: And if I were to guess you have the powers of darkness and light right?

Lucia Lucifer: That's right. I have the powers of Lucifer the Devil himself but also use the powers of darkness like you do Owlman.

Owlman: I wasn't born with powers but that is amazing.

Lucia Lucifer: Indeed.

Me: Wow!

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Lucia Lucifer: No he didn't. Because I showed him his future and that future was his death.

Me: At our hands right?

Lucia Lucifer: That's right. I showed him how you all tortured and killed him like you did back in 2022 and scared him back.

Me: Ooh I like the way you think. Scaring the shit out of someone by showing them how they will die. I like it.

Nico: Nice.

Lucia Lucifer: Yeah and because of that I ran away from there.

Me: Clever.

Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!

They donned their Zenkaiju Armor.

Me: And your prediction was 100% Spot on and it came true. Nico and May butchered him alive and ripped him apart before we banished him to the Black Gates.

Lucia Lucifer: Nice.

Me: Yep.

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

We did so and got the battle underway.

Nico: (Gets out Owlman's Ridewatch) Time for Owl Power!

May: (Gets out Browridge Sharptooth's Ridewatch)

Maria: (Gets out Cosmic Mario's Ridewatch) Starry Starry Night!

Rika: (Gets out IceDevimon's Ridewatch) Feel the cold touch!

They used the powers of Owlman, IceDevimon (Tamers), Browridge Sharptooth (Land Before Time VI), Light Armadillo, Cosmic Mario and Evil Omi and blasted the another!

Then Pintar, Yokubarido, Evil Earth Minions, Tristesse (Animaniacs), Francis X. Bushlad, and Castaways (Looney Tunes) came.

Me: Whoa!

Krillin: Nice team Pintar!

Pintar: Thanks Krillin.

Nico: I was gonna say that!

Me: Master Krillin fought Pintar before Nico. Remember?

Nico: Oh right that's true.

Me: Also Francis? Top this.

I fired an arrow and it skewered him in his butt!

POINK!

Francis Bushlad: EEEEYOUCH!

Poromon: YEOWCH!

Nico: Nice shot!

Qin: Yeah!

Xenia: That was a good shot.

Me: It's what he gets for going after Taz.

Taz: Thanks J.D. Taz grateful.

Me: No problem Taz.

?: That was awesome!

We saw Zudomon!

Me: WHOA! Zudomon!

Zudomon: (In a girls voice) This will be good.

Nico: Zika Zudo! Wow!

She reverted back and was a girl with black hair, blue eyes, grey clothes, grey angel wings and had the Crest of Reliability in the middle of her forehead and had Zudomon on her skirt and shirt and had a deadly warhammer!

Zika Zudo: Awesome to see you Nico. I got this. (ECHOING) VULCAN'S HAMMER!

She smashed the hammer on the ground and lightning shot at the another and made him dizzy.

Zika Zudo: Now watch this.

She jumped and grabbed the Another in a hold.

Zika Zudo: I call this move the Texas Tornado Piledriver!

She spun around fast and smashed the Another into the ground with devastating force and smashed its back and the ridewatch went flying and I caught it and purified it.

Me: YEAH!

Nico: WOW! What a move!

Zika Zudo: Thanks. Learned that one from watching my hero A.J. Lee.

Me: Wait you're a fan of Wrestling Diva Star, A.J. Lee!? That is cool!

Camie: Wow that is awesome!

Zika Zudo: Yeah she is my inspiration that helped me get into wrestling.

Qin: I remember seeing you thrash the strongest opponents we had in the Elementary School Wrestling team. You really mangled them up.

Zika Zudo: Yeah good times.

Me: Wow! Boy you have to be one of the strongest wrestlers that Nico knows.

Zika Zudo: I know.

Ben: That would put Rath to shame!

Zika Zudo: I'm sure I would.

Rika Nonaka: Do you have a favorite memory of Nico?

Zika Zudo: I sure do. When me and Nico went into the WWE ring and I challenged my hero A.J. Lee and that was truly an honor and we both were evenly matched. I bet her by using the Texas Tornado Bellyflop on her.

Me: WHOA! That is powerful!

Nico: That sure was. A.J. Said she never met anyone that talented in Wrestling and she was honored.

Zika Zudo: It was an awesome honor to fight her back then.

Me: You sure are strong to take her on. Well done.

Zika Zudo: Thanks. One of these days I would like to Challenge Rath.

Ben: I think that can be arranged.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Zika hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Zika Zudo: Same here.

We later went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem and family, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Hunter Drake Michaelson, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Tawna Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, The Fairy Tail Guild, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zackary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, Caleb Maxwell, Cage Brunt, Captain Whitten, Carter Kenrick, Roxy Drake, Jack Howard, Jazz Jackson, Cuffs Lane, Casey Antonio, Buffy Blain, Vessie Harris, Abby Smith, Travis Tackett, Leela Salyers, Peace Salyers, Cronus Chase, The Hanna-Barbera Toons, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, and Jade are heading to Florida, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls here, but we're going to destroy The Countess, a vampire and villain in the Diablo video game series.

Lincoln: Looks like we're here in Florida, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nine girls here, but we're going to destroy The Countess, a vampire and villain in the Diablo video game series.

Nicole: Yet another villain and servant of Diablo we need to get rid of, but we'll be rid of her in the same way you get rid of evil vampires, Lincoln. Plus, we've also been getting ready for the showdown with Galactus.

Nico: Perfect, and it's a perfect way to close out 2023, and next year, we'll be starting the Ambassador missions for 2024.

Me: After I come back from my seven day break, so we're holding off on your rescues until I come back, Nico.

Nico: True, but we'll still be doing Lincoln's rescues, and whatever trouble comes our way.

Yusuke Amamiya: And we'll be sure to keep you updated, J.D.

Me: Thanks.

CHINESE MUSIC PLAYS

We then saw a wolf made of blue flame fly through the skies.

Lincoln: The wolf made of blue flame, she's here.

Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long crimson red hair with blue streaks and blue headband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings, she has on a necklace with a red gem pendant, she's dressed in a short-sleeved crimson red blouse, sleeveless blue crop top, white bridal gloves, crimson red skirt, blue stockings, crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, blue fire, blue flames, wolves, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Wolf, holstered on her back is a massive fire greatsword with angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and red pointed tip for the pommel and with her are the nine girls and a pet male wolf with her.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Nadine Lansehuoyan, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Wolf, and Brutus.

Nadine Lansehuoyan: That's right, and I got the girls away from The Countess before she could kill them and drink their blood.

?: You will all pay for interrupting my meal!

We then saw our target: The Countess, and she was furious we interrupted her dinner.

Caleb Maxwell transformed into Super Angel-Demon-Death Harbinger-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix God Angel Hope.

Caleb Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel Hope) You've got a lot to answer for, you bitch.

Cage Blunt unholstered his massive Cage Blunt's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope.

Cage Blunt: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope) You killed so many people and drank their blood to slake their hunger, did you really think your crimes wouldn't reach our ears?

Travis Tackett unholstered his massive Travis Tackett's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope.

Travis Tackett: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope) It's over, now pay for everything you've done.

Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, and Travis Tackett fired blasts of darkness and dark fire at The Countess and she got burned badly.

Sylvester: Your crimes have gone unpunished for far too long.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: This is where your life ends permanently, Countess, time to die once and for all.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Alicorn-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope,, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander Knight and Brawler-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Wakko and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zackary Nightingale had his Zackary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, Captain Whitten, Carter Kenrick, Roxy Drake, Jack Howard, Jazz Jackson, Cuffs Lane, Casey Antonio, Buffy Blain, Vessie Harris, Abby Smith, Travis Tackett, Leela Salyers, Peace Salyers, Cronus Chase, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, The Hanna-Barbera Toons, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Yusuke Amamiya's team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after The Countess, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Suddenly, Lincoln went at The Countess and bearhugged her and he bit her on the neck and sucked out all her blood and absorbed her into his body through his skin and he gained all of her vampire powers. When Lincoln was done, he sent The Countess' spirit to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: It's over, Countess, now begone from this world forever. (To Nadine Lansehuoyan) And it's so good to see you again, Nadine.

Nadine Lansehuoyan: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.

Suddenly, Nadine Lansehuoyan perched her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and she lifted herself up to Lincoln and proceeded to kiss him on the lips and all over the place: face, arms, pecs, ten-pack abs, and stomach. When Nadine Lansehuoyan were done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, hairy pecs, ten-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.

Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.

We snickered.

Nadine Lansehuoyan: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.

Lincoln then wrapped his massive and muscular arms around Nadine Lansehuoyan and hugged her, and Nadine Lansehuoyan is very surprised at just how much more taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and even more massive white angel wings and larger medium sized angel wings underneath with orange and aurora tips on the feathers and larger small sized angel wings with orange and aurora tips and large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Nadine Lansehuoyan: My God, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 9'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and ten-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings and small sized white angel wings underneath, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. (Rubs his massive pecs with her hands) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind man from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard ten-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal.

Nico: And Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.

Arpina Huoqiang: And so do we, this is Nadine Lansehuoyan, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Wolf, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and she's a very powerful martial artist and master of blue fire. She trained in the martial arts when she was a child, and she became a very powerful and deadly martial artist, and her parents found out that she was born with the powers of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Wolf, along with having angel wings along with having intense blue fire powers. The wolf with her is Cheyenne and she is her friend. She found her abandoned as a puppy and raised her. She's known as The Fiercest Warrior of The Sisterhood of The Fists of Fire, because she's the most fierce of The Sisterhood, and if anyone angers her, she will brutally harm them like a savage wolf. She moved to Royal Woods years ago, and it's where she met Lincoln, and she heard from the other Guardian Angels of what they've been doing in training and helping Lincoln to defend himself from the out-of-control wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and she decided to help out and she taught Lincoln everything she knew in the martial arts and mastering the powers of violet fire and she also helped him get stronger physically as well through more workouts with heavier dumbbells and barbells at the gym his Guardian Angels built. Lincoln made her a powerful fire sword and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and due to that, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem, and Nadine hates Chandler with a blazing passion, because of what that murderous sewage slop has done in bullying Lincoln and tried to kill him in the past, and in one incident, she and Lincoln beat that sewage slop up so bad and sent him to prison with two black eyes, broken arms and legs, a broken bloody nose, and an irreversible super double mega wedgie.

Nico: Whoa! And who's the wolf with her?

Lincoln: That's her companion, Brutus, a male timber wolf, and he's been her companion for years, and he's really gentle, but get him mad, and you're going to get mauled.

Me: I still remembered that day, and Killjoy Huggins just didn't know when to quit.

Nico: He was just borderline insane and psychotic.

Lincoln: This was the fault of Chase Young's Dark Side, he was a miserable monster, and now that you're here, Maria.

Lincoln leaned his head down the right side of Nadine Lansehuoyan's trapezius, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings and small sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. Then, Lincoln slowly unlatched his fangs from her trapezius as the marks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Nadine Lansehuoyan: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Nadine Lansehuoyan with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Nadine Lansehuoyan: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Nadine Lansehuoyan.

Nadine Lansehuoyan had a smile on her face and tears streaming down her cheeks as Lincoln still had his massive muscular arms wrapped around Nadine Lansehuoyan's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, and with her hands still on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Nadine Lansehuoyan had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was pounding like a drum. Then, we went up to the nine girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The nine girls are Inori Kutsuzuki, Kanae Kutsuzuki, and Mariya Kutsuzuki from H de Hajimeru Strategy! and Takamine, Fuyuko Niino, Watanabe, Meimei, Ari, and Kyun from Oshi no Ko.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Inori Kutsuzuki, Kanae Kutsuzuki, and Mariya Kutsuzuki from H de Hajimeru Strategy! and Takamine, Fuyuko Niino, Watanabe, Meimei, Ari, and Kyun from Oshi no Ko.

Nicole: Nadine did awesome getting them away from that sadistic vampire.

Lincoln: She sure did. Are you girls okay?

Inori Kutsuzuki: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Inori Kutsuzuki and the other eight girls saw who it was that saved them from The Countess, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 9'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, ten-pack abs, long wild white hair going to the length of his shoulders with colored phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back of his hair and the front strands of his hair and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Dragon, Tiger, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji on his left forearm that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" and a kanji on his right forearm that said "Lincoln Loud, Saiyan Avenger and Destroyer of Frieza", and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Justice, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal braces on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his arms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and Omnitrix on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings with a wingspan of 20'0" and medium sized white angel wings with a wingspan of 15'0" and small sized white angel wings with a wingspan of 10'0" underneath his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails sticking out of his butt with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with large white rabbit tail with rainbow marking on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links and jade beads from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armor on the joints and gold dragon claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.

Inori Kutsuzuki: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Inori Kutsuzuki: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, nine Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Inori Kutsuzuki, Kanae Kutsuzuki, Mariya Kutsuzuki, Takamine, Fuyuko Niino, Watanabe, Meimei, Ari, and Kyun with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links and jade beads from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha and Jade Necklaces of Shangdi along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and everyone was shocked to find out that the villain we went after was The Countess, a vampire and villain in the Diablo video game series.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating her down and Lincoln draining her of blood and absorbing her and assimilating all of her vampire powers and abilities and sending her to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered wildly as everyone hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him, Lincoln and Nadine Lansehuoyan have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Hah, serves that vampiress right.

Lincoln: She deserved it.

Nico: When will those evil vampires learn? Never trespass in our world without letting us know.

Me: Otherwise, you'll face our fury.


After Lincoln and all of us beat down The Countess and Lincoln drained her of blood and absorbed her and sent her to The Black Gates, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Nadine Lansehuoyan saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Nadine Lansehuoyan: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 9'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his ten-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Nadine, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and larger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Nadine Lansehuoyan: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.

Nadine Lansehuoyan: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

And when Tracey Mink and the rest of my harem saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Nico: We're already making preparations for when we finally face off against Galactus, and he won't be easy to take down.

Me: He gave The Fantastic Four a lot of trouble, so we can't underestimate him.

Lincoln: But, we've faced off against many of the most powerful and dangerous of villains and entities, and we're not going to let Galactus run free any longer, this is where he meets his eternal judgement: for the billions of lives that were lost when he consumed their worlds eons ago.

Me: You're right, Lincoln. The crimes Galactus committed by consuming worlds and ending the lives of billions of lives for eons can't be forgiven, he must answer for them at once!

Nico: Without a doubt, he will pay!

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Garoben, Kyurene, Papillon, Thetis, and Simulator Miku Yuuki are heading to Sirena Beach.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the white-haired, 9'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and white speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Garoben, Kyurene, Papillon, Thetis, and Simulator Miku Yuuki are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters and Zoey Tsukino made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Plus, we found out Garoben, Kyurene, Papillon, Thetis, and Simulator Miku Yuuki all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that more muscle-bound thugs are coming.

Garoben: Whoa, so this is Sirena Beach, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Garoben, and it's perfect for our first date, shall we?

Lincoln, Garoben, Kyurene, Papillon, Thetis, and Simulator Miku Yuuki dived into the water and they had fun swimming in the ocean and they also saw the marine life there, then, they went back onto the sandy beach and they had a softball game, and Garoben, Kyurene, Papillon, Thetis, and Simulator Miku Yuuki got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and they were really swooning over him especially when he started showing off by flexing his muscles.

But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes began sucking the massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more as veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he absorbed them.

Lincoln: Nice try, you thugs!

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Garoben, Kyurene, Papillon, Thetis, and Simulator Miku Yuuki and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Garoben, Kyurene, Papillon, Thetis, and Simulator Miku Yuuki placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.

And then, they all shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln slowly sank his fangs into Garoben, Kyurene, Papillon, Thetis, and Simulator Miku Yuuki and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium-sized white angel wings and small sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed.

He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and ten-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Sirena Beach, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...AWESOME!

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Garoben, Kyurene, Papillon, Thetis, and Simulator Miku Yuuki on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links and jade beads from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Jade Necklaces of Shangdi along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Garoben, Kyurene, Papillon, Thetis, and Simulator Miku Yuuki are in your harem, Linky.

Garoben, Kyurene, Papillon, Thetis, and Simulator Miku Yuuki showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.

Jenna: And those musclebound thugs had some nerve trying to kill them.

Serena Logan: They're just trying to make things worse.

Rarity: And trying to kill Garoben, Kyurene, Papillon, Thetis, and Simulator Miku Yuuki, they're going to get a nasty case of karma.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs that came out to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates.

Maria: Too bad Flip's kicked the bucket, now I can't give him the finger anymore.

Nico: You know we made a clone of that mutant.

Lincoln: He's right, along with clones of Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Dark Amy, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, Margie, and Brad Uppercrust III to join Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, NO MA'AM, and Mindy who are still imprisoned at Lynn's Table.

Eli: That's right.

Maria: Oh right, I forgot. Well, let 'em have it.

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in the Flip clone's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.

Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!

Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!

Luna: DO IT, BRO!

Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, the Flip clone's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!

The Flip clone farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three butt-cheeks like crazy!

Flip stopped farting like crazy.

Lincoln: Even though Flip's gone, I can still do that to his clone.

Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.

Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.

Connor Chan: And you're right, you can still do that to his clone, but don't forget to do that to the other jerks.

Nico: Connor's right, we still got the clones of Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Dark Amy, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, Margie, Brad Uppercrust III, along with Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, NO MA'AM, Mandy, and Mindy who didn't get cursed to get that treatment.


Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Odyssey adventure.

Nico: Next is Luncheon Kingdom for Round 3.

Me: Awesome!

John Bolton: Me and Thetis will go.

Thetis: Awesome!

Nico: Lets go then.

They went in and it activated and they were in Luncheon Kingdom for Round 3.

Nico: Here we are.

Thetis: Wow this is amazing.

John Bolton: I'll say.

Nicole: I have a surprise villain for this round.

Nico: Which is?

Nicole: He's over in the big pot where you faced Cookatiel.

Thetis: Can't wait.

Nico: Okay then. Lets go.

They were off.

Nico: I have a feeling this will be fun.

They arrived and saw a figure and it was Uncle Grandpa?

Nico: Uncle Grandpa?

He turned around and they saw THAT HE HAD AN ANGRY SCOWL ON HIS FACE AND HE WAS REALLY UPSET!

Bad Morning Uncle Grandpa: (GROWLS) BAD MORNING!

Nico: WHOA WHAT THE!?

Me: JEEZ! Uncle Grandpa REALLY looks upset!

Uncle Grandpa: Whoa no kidding!

Nicole: Believe it or not guys this is what Uncle Grandpa looks like when he wakes up on the Wrong Side of the Bed. HE'S IN A REALLY ROTTEN MOOD!

Me: Wait Uncle Grandpa!? You're here too!?

Uncle Grandpa: Actually the Masters of Evil have that version of me in there.

Me: Oh wow!

Nico: Geez!

Me: Geez and I thought my mother is known for getting that way. She gets REALLY crabby first thing in the morning. Also whenever my mother has a bad day at work she gets crabby like this too. Enough to want to smash someones skull in.

Laney: Yikes!

Bad Morning Uncle Grandpa: BAD MORNING!

He threw an anvil and it hit Nico in his head!

CLANG!

Nico: OUCH!

Thetis: Is that all you have to say?

Bad Morning Uncle Grandpa: I HATE ALL OF YOU!

Their auras flared up REALLY INTENSELY!

Nico: OUCH! Man his rotten attitude really fuels our fire though.

Thetis: No kidding.

He threw a bunch of swords and Nico caught them all.

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Geez! Uncle Grandpa when you get in a rotten mood like this you REALLY GET pissed!

Uncle Grandpa: Yeah no kidding!

Mr. Gus: And we know who to blame for that.

I saw Pizza Steve tip-toeing away and I grabbed him.

Me: Okay Pizza Steve did you do something that makes him this cranky!?

Mr. Gus: He forced Uncle Grandpa to wake up on the opposite side after moving his bed.

Me: Whoa man.

Pizza Steve: It was for fun!

Me: What fun is in this!

Mr. Gus: He was actually getting some ice cream for breakfast.

Me: Ice Cream for breakfast. I didn't know that was possible.

Uncle Grandpa: Yeah we always have ice cream and pancakes for breakfast.

Nicole: Cool.

GRFT: (ROARS)

Nico: Now calm down.

Bad Morning Uncle Grandpa: Not before I smash your skull in!

Nico: I said calm down!

POW!

He punched Bad Morning Uncle Grandpa in his face.

Nico: I hate having to do that but it's for your own good.

HE WAS REALLY PISSED NOW!

Nico: UH OH!

?: PURPLE PLAGUE!

A wave of red syrup hit Bad Morning Uncle Grandpa and froze his feet to the soup!

Nico: Whoa!

Daipenmon and a girl with yellow hair, yellow eyes, yellow butterfly wings and yellow clothes and a tiara with Shining Firefly appeared.

Hikari Firefly: Hikari Firefly, Embodiment of Shining Firefly.

Yae: Wow! Hikari you're looking great!

Randy Cunningham: You sure are.

Hikari Firefly: Awesome to hear your voices again Yae and Randy.

Daipenmon: (In a girls voice) Looks like this will be fun.

Nico: Diana Daipen? Wow!

Qin: Popsicle Queen Diana. Awesome!

Daipenmon: Yep.

Nico: Lets cool this guy down.

Hikari Firefly: With pleasure.

Nico: (gets out Owlman and Fire Kong's Ridewatches) Time for this owl to catch on fire!

Nico activated them and fired waves of fire and darkness and blasted him.

Thetis and John fired waves of lightning and water and blasted him.

Hikari fired waves of light and blasted him.

Diana reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and blue eyes, blue clothes and had Blue wings and had Daipenmon on her forehead and skirt and had the Ice Spirit Kanji on her arm and had a Popsicle Club.

Diana Daipen: Time for you to get Brain Freeze!

She then hit Bad Morning Uncle Grandpa with it and froze him in a block of extremely cold ice!

Nico: He sure got cold feet!

They got 30 moons from that.

Nico: Yeah!

They all high five.

Noco: How did you meet Yae and Randy?

Hikari Firefly: I met Yae when she was on a mission to bring down some of the Yakuza and we blasted and slashed them and killed them all.

Nico: Cool! They had it coming.

Hikari Firefly: Yeah. And I met Randy when he was battling one of the monsters from The Sorcerer. It was a jerk of a bully he knew and we blasted him back to normal and got him sent to prison.

Nico: Awesome!

John Bolton: Boy no kidding. Diana what's your favorite memory of Nico?

Diana Daipen: My favorite is when we saw this queen bee jerk picking on bullies and me and Nico made my worst ever flavor of popsicles for her: Rotten Eel Squid Flavor.

Me: YUCK! That would taste like puke!

Diana Daipen: Oh believe me it tastes worse than it sounds. Or was that the other way around? She hurled her guts out all over the cafeteria and got expelled for it.

Nico: Yep. That was funny.

Thetis: Yeah.

Nico and Diana hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Diana Daipen: Same here.

Nico: Would you two like to join us?

Hikari Firefly: We would be honored.

They left the simulator and we cheered for them.


We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.

Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.

Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.

Nico: Yep.

Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.

Eli: Whoa!

And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.

Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.

Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.

We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.

Lance Loud: Honestly, Lynnie, I'm still that surprised that Lincoln's attracted a ton of girls.

Lynn Sr.: Even Rita and I were stunned, and after hearing all of the trouble he's been through because of Chase Young's Dark Side turning Principal Huggins, Chandler, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan into those monsters from years ago, they wanted to protect him and make them pay.

Rita: But, in the end, those Dark Sides finally got The Black Gates and they'd since healed and repaired things with Lincoln.

Me: Yep.

Naoko Yamaguchi: So, Poromon's preparing a speech?

Me: Yep. He has a special speech planned for preschool for the end of the year.

Qin: Awesome.

Vin Xi Lang: Might as well see what he has in mind

Me: Yeah.

We went to go see.

Then I heard Johnny Bravo scream!

Me: Uh oh! You guys go on ahead. I'm gonna check and see what has Johnny Bravo upset.

Nico: Okay.

I ran to his room!

Me: Johnny what's wrong!?

I saw HIS HAIR A TOTAL MESS!

Me: Johnny what happened? Your hair is a total mess.

Johnny Bravo: Big strike! No hair gel. The horror. The horror.

Me: Oh the Hair Gel Factory strike. Not good. What kind of hair gel do you use?

Johnny Bravo: Mr. Kevin's Triple Strength Hair Cement.

Me: Well you're in luck Johnny. Come with me.

I had him follow me.

I showed Johnny to my room and then to a vault and opened it and in it was thousands of bottles of Mr. Kevin's Triple Strength Hair Cement.

Me: This oughta be enough for you.

Johnny Bravo: You have all this!?

Me: I accidentally bought over 500 million bottles when I was only supposed to have just 5. Help yourself Johnny.

Johnny Bravo: J.D. you are a lifesaver!

He grabbed as many as he could and went back to his room.

Me: Now for Poromon's speech.

ZOOM!

I came back.

Me: Sorry about that.

Poromon: Thank you all for coming.

Me: Anytime Poromon.

Poromon: We have come to the end of the year. To all my class, thank you for sticking by me

Class: You're welcome Poromon.

Poromon: To Poliwag, thank you for being a brother to me long before we met J.D. and the others.

Poliwag: You're welcome Poromon.

Me: Aww.

Poromon: To Horsea, thank you for being a sister to me

Horsea: You're welcome Poromon!

Maria: Aww.

Poromon: To Manaphy, thank you for being my girlfriend.

Manaphy: You're welcome Poromon!

May: So adorable!

Qin: Aww.

Poromon: And let's all look forward to a happy 2024!

Cutthroat: Well said!

Me: Yeah!

Qin: Woohoo!

Xenia: That is for sure.

Tracks: That was honestly a good speech

Camie: It sure was!

Qin: I'll say!

Poromon: Thank you! And also Lincoln helped me make it.

Lincoln: I have been known to make great speeches over the years.

Me: Yep and his speeches are really good too.


Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision as a vision orb formed in his left hand, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than Galactus, and he's on his way to attack Earth and consume it. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: So, you've finally made your move, Galactus.

Lincoln sounded the alarm.

Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency, and we're in for one brutal fight: I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than Galactus, and he's on his way to attack Earth and consume it.

WE GASPED AT WHAT LINCOLN SAID!

Nico: Just like what we saw during my rescue, alright, team, the time has arrived. Now, we will finally make Galactus pay for everything that he's done and more.

Me: Right. This is the battle that'll decide the fate of the Earth, we'll give it everything we've got to end him for good!

Eli: He will pay!

Nico: You said it. Alright, team, let's go, the fate of the Earth hangs in the balance, we'll make sure Galactus never runs free again, this is where he dies here and now!

Lincoln: Galactus has ruined far too many lives and destroyed far too many planets, he will finally pay the price for all the lives lost over the eons.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and a vision orb formed in our left hands, and we saw who the figure were in the vision: the figure is none other than an old enemy of Serenity and Abigail Nightingale, her name is Radana Belladonna, a demonic dark witch who long ago made the big mistake in dabbling with The Forbidden Arts and made a pact with a demonic lord of Hell, but she was cast into The Netherworld by Serenity and Abigail using a dark magic spell that sealed her powers away and sent her to The Netherworld, but now, years later, she's returned to get revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh no.

Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Serenity, Abigail, you're not going to like it: the person we sensed belongs to Radana Belladonna.

Serenity and Abigail gasped in horror.

Abigail Nightingale: Radana's come back?!

Serenity Nightingale: Impossible, I thought we were rid of her.

Nico: You both know her?

Abigail Nightingale: Afraid so, and she's someone we hate all too well.

Serenity Nightingale: Radana is a demonic dark witch who long ago made the big mistake in dabbling with The Forbidden Arts and her dabbling caused her to forge a pact with a demonic lord from Hell, but Abigail and I stopped her and used a dark magic spell that sealed her dark powers and we cast her to The Netherworld. But, the binding should've made sure that she'd never escape.

Abigail Nightingale: It looks like the binding had weakened, and now, she's returned for revenge on us.

Serenity Nightingale: After we destroy Galactus, you and I are going to destroy Radana once and for all, Lincoln.

Lincoln: That's right, Serenity.

Nico: That dark witch is about to learn a lesson in dabbling with The Forbidden Arts and also in making a pact with a demon lord from Hell. Alright, team, let's go, the ultimate battle against Galactus is about to begin.

Lincoln: Galactus' path ends here and now, and he will be punished for all of his crimes, and once we finally get done with him, you're next, Radana Belladonna.

Serenity Nightingale: You chose the wrong time to return, Radana, especially now with Galactus returning, but don't worry, once we get done with Galactus, you're next.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us went out to destroy Galactus and end him once and for all for what he's done for eons, and once we get done with him, Lincoln and Serenity Nightingale along with me and Nico are going to destroy the demonic dark witch, Radana Belladonna.

Alright, here's the match-up scene: Serenity Nightingale, Avatar of Dunames Dark Witch and Lincoln VS Radana Belladonna

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is it, no more planets and lives will be destroyed by you, Galactus! Now, pay the price for your crimes. STAR ELEMENT STYLE: STAR SHURIKENS!

Akko Kagari: STAR STYLE: STAR HADOUKEN!

Jessica Shannon: STAR FIRE STYLE: BURNING STAR BLAST!

Nanami Simpson: STAR WATER STYLE: AQUA STAR BALLOON!

Julie Makimoto: STAR EARTH STYLE: STONE STAR HAMMER!

Makoto Nanaya: STAR WIND STYLE: STARRY CYCLONE SWORDS!

Sari Sumdac: STAR LIGHTNING STYLE: STARRY THUNDERBOLT!

Lincoln and the girls fired waves of elements and stars that turned into elemental star-themed weapons that hit Galactus hard!

Lincoln and his harem: STAR FINAL SMASH: SHINING STAR LASER!

Lincoln and his harem fired a massive star laser which hit Galactus in full force: and was also causing Galactus' immense energy and power to be sucked out of him and all of his immense energy and powers were flowing into us as we assimilated all of his immense powers and abilities, and the star laser destroyed Galactus and he was erased forever by The Black Abyss once he was found guilty by the souls of his billions of victims over the eons.

We came back to Earth to the sound of everyone cheering loudly all across the planet!

Nico: Whoa, this is definitely a standing ovation of planetary proportions!

Me: You said it, but we did it, Galactus is finally gone forever!

Lincoln: After eons, his days of consuming planets finally ends here. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Radana Belladonna.

?: (DEMONIC VOICE) ABIGAIL, SERENITY, YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME!

Suddenly, the fifteen large planets orbing around my legs, the fifteen large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters and Parents' legs, the fifteen large planets orbiting around Nico's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the twelve large dark blue planets orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the twelve large aqua blue planets orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the twelve large fiery red planets orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the twelve emerald green planets orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Liam's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the twelve large blood red planets around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our large gold halos with four orbiting large gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from dark energy blasts that came out of nowhere and the barrier really stood strong against them and the dark energy blasts were absorbed into us and we grew even stronger.

Lincoln: (Catches the scent of blood) There's no mistaking the scent of blood from anywhere, you better come out now, Radana Belladonna, or I'm forcing you out!

A girl with long black hair, red eyes, and black clothes and black demon wings came out, it was Radana Belladonna, the demonic dark witch and archenemy of The Nightingale Sisters.

Abigail Nightingale: You!

Radana Belladonna: The Netherworld was unable to keep me contained, and now, I shall have my revenge on you both in the name of my lord, Asmodeus!

Serenity Nightingale: So, that was the demon you made your pact with all those years ago! This ends here and now, Radana!

Suddenly, Serenity Nightingale's purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a black and purple energy aura with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, shadows, witches, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive darkness greatsword, and as she approached Radana Belladonna, she left black and purple energy, stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, shadows, witches, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Serenity Nightingale: For eight years, you constantly dabbled in The Forbidden Arts despite the repeated warnings from me and Abigail, Radana. But, no, your obsession with The Black Arts led you down a dark path, and you didn't treat the powers of dark magic with respect at all. Now, you've left me no choice, I will see to it that I break your deal with Asmodeus and have you damned to Hell for all eternity.

Suddenly, Serenity Nightingale was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and purple energy with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, and shadows surrounding the vortex, there are witches, phoenixes, angels, and Dunames Dark Witch flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with a pentagram on its stomach and blood red eyes glaring at Radana Belladonna: the blood red eyes of eternal death and eternal judgement.

Abigail Nightingale: Amazing!

Me: WHOA!

Serenity Dunames: Truly incredible.

Lincoln: What Radana did in not treating the powers of dark magic with respect along with making a deal with Asmodeus has already earned her Serenity Nightingale's justice and her judgement.

Then, as the vortex faded, Serenity Nightingale emerged, but she was changed forever.

Serenity Nightingale grew from 7'0" to 8'4" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has fifteen large midnight black and purple planets orbiting around her legs and fifteen smaller midnight black and purple planets orbiting around her waist, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long midnight black hair and purple hairband with purple phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back and the two front strands and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon purple eyes and a black and purple energy aura with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, shadows, witches, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Dunames Dark Witch emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on witch earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands, she also has Dunames Dark Witch with purple gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in her hand for the second pendant on the bottom of her purple witch-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi and purple gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Serenity Nightingale has on a purple frilly short-sleeved shirt, purple skirt, purple stockings, purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, purple coat, and long long-sleeved white trenchcoat with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, shadows, witches, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Dunames Dark Witch surrounded by darkness and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a purple gem with neon glowing purple lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Serenity Nightingale felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with purple tips on the large midnight black feathers grew much larger for her new body with a wingspan of 20'0" and medium sized midnight black angel wings with purple tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive midnight black angel wings with a wingspan of 15'0" and small sized midnight black angel wings with purple tips grew and sprouted out underneath her medium sized midnight angel wings with a wingspan of 10'0" and she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails with purple tips and purple markings, Serenity Nightingale has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and rainbow Thunderbird wedding ring on her left pinkie and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and she has on white fingerless gloves with gold armor over the joints and gold dragon claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.

Suddenly, Serenity Nightingale's massive dark greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and purple energy, stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, shadows, witches, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Serenity Nightingale's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Eternal Darkness Dark Magic Master Dunames Dark Witch Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Eternal Darkness Dark Magic Master Dunames Dark Witch Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded purple gems and Dunames Dark Witch and a pentagram and etched on the 8'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black raven heads with rainbow gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in their foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black raven heads with purple gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large midnight black raven heads is a large midnight black raven head with purple gems for eyes and purple gem in its mouth for the pommel, Serenity Nightingale has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large purple gems on her arms and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Dunames Dark Witch's head with purple gems for eyes and purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji with crescent moons in between the kanji below Dunames Dark Witch that said, "Serenity Nightingale, Avatar of Dunames Dark Witch, Loving Older Sister of Abigail Nightingale, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, Master of Darkness, Umbrakinesis, and All Forms of Dark Magic, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, and Flip, Archenemy of Sea Snake Phantom, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Stars, Darkness, Dark Magic, Umbrakinesis, Witches, Phoenixes, Angels, and Dunames Dark Witch"

セレニティ・ナイチンゲール、ドゥナメスの化身 闇の魔女、アビゲイル・ナイチンゲールの愛する姉、善の強力な力、悪人のスラッシャー、闇のマスター、アンブラキネシス、そしてあらゆる形態の闇の魔法、真の不滅で全能の宇宙の強力な戦士、愛する守護天使であり、リンカーンの未来の妻であるラウド、ダーク・リン、ダーク・ローラ、フリップの軽蔑者、シー・スネーク・ファントムの大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、マルチバース、そしてその先へ、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な驚くべき強力な教師の生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、そして星のマスター、闇、闇の魔術、アンブラキネシス、魔女、フェニックス、天使、ドゥナメス ダークウィッチ

Serenity Nightingale has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DUNAMES DARK WITCH-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL DARKNESS DARK MAGIC MASTER DUNAMES DARK WITCH PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL DARKNESS DARK MAGIC MASTER DUNAMES DARK WITCH PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL DARKNESS DARK MAGIC MASTER DUNAMES DARK WITCH PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Serenity Nightingale's Super Angel-Dunames Dark Witch-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Radana Belladonna saw it, she went ballistic and fired a blast of darkness at her to kill her, but Serenity Nightingale fired a massive barrage of black and purple energy, stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, shadows, witches, phoenixes, and angels which hit Radana Belladonna and sent her flying into a wall, she got back up, but she was really really angry now.

Me: No way, did Serenity just transform?!

Lincoln: She did, now, we can tear Radana apart and make her pay for everything.

Serenity Nightingale: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Darkness Dark Magic Master Dunames Dark Witch Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Darkness Dark Magic Master Dunames Dark Witch Phoenix God Angel Love) You said it, Lincoln. Alright, boys, let's get that demonic dark witch and tear her apart.

Me and Nico: Now, you're talking!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Alicorn-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and he joined Serenity Nightingale.

I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope.

And Nico unholstered his massive Nico Chan's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Saiyan Angel-Great Ape-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Hope and we joined them.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You should've never returned, Radana, you know damn well of what's going to happen to you.

Nico: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Messing with the powers of dark magic for your selfish purposes led to what's happened to you.

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, it's time for you to be sent to Hell forever.

Serenity Nightingale, Lincoln, Nico, and I went after Radana Belladonna, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and purple energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Radana Belladonna and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, we attacked her with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated dragon claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire and elemental blasts at her as well and Nico and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated dragon claws and fired blue wolf fire as well and Serenity Nightingale also did the same by firing black and purple energy slashes from her massive greatsword and gold-plated dragon claws, and he, Serenity Nightingale, Nico, and I attacked her hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was making Radana Belladonna even angrier than ever, and another attack from us exposed a blood red jewel surrounded by gold and we sensed it: it was the source of her deal with Asmodeus.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) There's the source of your deal with Asmodeus: your medallion. Now to end this.

Lincoln slashed off her medallion and he threw it to the ground and stepped on it and it shattered.

Radana Belladonna: NO! MY TALISMAN!

Because of it, Radana Belladonna was grabbed by demonic hands: a sign that because her deal was broken, she was eventually dragged to Hell forever. Everyone cheered wildly for what Serenity Nightingale, Lincoln, Nico, and I did as we holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down and Serenity Nightingale's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, fifteen large midnight black and purple planets orbiting around her legs, fifteen smaller midnight black and purple planets orbiting around her waist, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive midnight black angel wings and medium sized midnight black angel wings and small sized midnight black angel wings underneath her massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.

Serenity Nightingale: We warned you about this, and now, your meddling with The Black Arts has cost you your soul. Thanks for helping me take down Radana, Lincoln, you too, J.D. and Nico.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Serenity.

Me and Nico: Our pleasure, Serenity.

Suddenly, Serenity Nightingale wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his ten-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Serenity Nightingale's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Tiger, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, Alicorn, Demon, and Dunames Dark Witch flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Serenity Nightingale sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Luna: Oh man, that was one wild performance that we just saw!

Luan: No fooling, you four smashed Viego down and Lincoln absorbed him and his sword also absorbed his sword.

Me: And Lincoln sent him to The Black Gates after he drained his soul of his life essence. So, Lincoln, who's the next girl we're meeting on your rescue tomorrow?

(CHINESE MUSIC PLAYS)

Suddenly, we saw a raven made of yellow fire pass through the sky along with a Sylph of wind appear in front of us.

Panda Faye Ling: Was that...?

Lincoln: It is, Panda, I think I know who we're meeting on my rescue for the 20 Days of Darkness anniversary: Selena Huanghuo, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Raven.

Selene Arcangela: I knew it was her, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Selena Huanghuo is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and she's a very powerful martial artist and master of yellow fire. She trained in the martial arts when she was a child, and she became a very powerful and deadly martial artist, and her parents found out that she was born with the powers of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Raven, along with having angel wings along with having intense blue fire powers. She's known as The Agile Warrior of The Sisterhood of The Fists of Fire, because she's as fast and agile as a raven. She moved to Royal Woods years ago, and it's where she met Lincoln, and she heard from the other Guardian Angels of what they've been doing in training and helping Lincoln to defend himself from the out-of-control wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and she decided to help out and she taught Lincoln everything she knew in the martial arts and mastering the powers of yellow fire and she also helped him get stronger physically as well through more workouts with heavier dumbbells and barbells at the gym his Guardian Angels built. Lincoln made her a powerful fire sword and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and due to that, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem, and Selena hates Lori with a blazing passion, because of what that control freak has done to Lincoln in the past, and in one incident, she and Lincoln beat that control freak up so bad, she wound up in the hospital with two black eyes, broken arms and legs, a broken bloody nose, and an irreversible super double mega wedgie.

Nico: Yikes!

Me: I remembered her all too well, she's one agile warrior and she never shows mercy to anyone who hurts Lincoln. And that Sylph of wind, was that...?!

Selene Arcangela: Yep, it's the last Ambassador of The Demon Sorcerers we're meeting on Nico's rescue for the anniversary of The 20 Days of Darkness, her name is Natalie Ying Xiao, Ambassador of Hsi Wu, Demon Sorcerer of The Sky and Master of The Wind of The Sylph, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and she's Maria Ying Xiao's younger sister and the fourth youngest, and she's also a very powerful master over the forces of light and dark chi and she was also born with the powers of Hsi Wu, The Demon Sorcerer of The Sky, along with blue angel wings, and she also has full fledge mastery over the powers of The Sky, along with superhuman strength, and she also has incredible power over lightning and Wind. Plus, she's the descendant of En Ying Xiao, the first Elemental Maiden from 3,000 years ago during the Shang Dynasty in China, and like Qin and her ancestor, Emperor Han the Dragon Emperor, she's also the master of the Atavism of The Elemental Maiden and she also has mastery of The Wind of The Sylph She moved to Royal Woods from China along with her sisters and she met Lincoln, and it was love at first sight. She heard from Lincoln of what we did in defeating Shendu, Dai Gui, Po Kong, Tso Lan, Hsi Wu, and Tchang Zu and Girl Jordan redeemed Bai Tza, and she was amazed, and she began to teach Lincoln how to master the powers of The Mountains, and she knew of what Maria did in giving him her blood and that led to him getting the same powers as her and gaining the same powers as her along with becoming a master of The Fires of The Phoenix, The Waters of The Mermaid, The Lightning of The Thunderbird, The Winds of The Sylph, The Earth of The Golem, The Light of The Fairies, and The Darkness of The Shadow Wisps, and he wound up getting tattoos of The Phoenix, Mermaid, Thunderbird, Golem, Fairy, and Shadow Wisp on the back of his left forearm. Lincoln made her a lightning greatsword, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, when Lincoln comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem, and she hated Hsi Wu with a passion because of what he did breaking Jade Chan's heart and deceiving her, and she swore if she ever saw him again, she'll tear his wings off and shove them down his throat.

Me and Nico: (GASPS)

Lincoln: She never forgave Hsi Wu that day, and she swore if she ever saw him again, she'll tear his wings off and shove them down his throat.


Alright, and for tomorrow, The 20 Days of Darkness Chapter, the match-up is for Alexa Oleson, Gene-Slammer of Neo-Spacian Dark Panther and she and Lincoln are going to destroy The Thesulac Demon from Buffy The Vampire Slayer

For Lincoln's rescue for The 20 Days of Darkness chapter, Lincoln and his group are heading to Bubblaine and we're going into battle Against Hakkar the Soulflayer from World of Warcraft and we're going to destroy that vampiric deity, and we're going to meet the next of the Gene-Slammers and Avatars of The Brotherhood of The Fire Fist Duel Monsters, her name is Selena Huanghuo, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Raven, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and she's a very powerful martial artist and master of yellow fire. She trained in the martial arts when she was a child, and she became a very powerful and deadly martial artist, and her parents found out that she was born with the powers of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Raven, along with having angel wings along with having intense blue fire powers. She's known as The Agile Warrior of The Sisterhood of The Fists of Fire, because she's as fast and agile as a raven. She moved to Royal Woods years ago, and it's where she met Lincoln, and she heard from the other Guardian Angels of what they've been doing in training and helping Lincoln to defend himself from the out-of-control wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and she decided to help out and she taught Lincoln everything she knew in the martial arts and mastering the powers of yellow fire and she also helped him get stronger physically as well through more workouts with heavier dumbbells and barbells at the gym his Guardian Angels built. Lincoln made her a powerful fire sword and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and due to that, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem, and Selena hates Lori with a blazing passion, because of what that control freak has done to Lincoln in the past, and in one incident, she and Lincoln beat that control freak up so bad, she wound up in the hospital with two black eyes, broken arms and legs, a broken bloody nose, and an irreversible super double mega wedgie.

And I've got some something for you guys, I call these Destroyers of Galactus, these are a collection of greatswords and blasters that'll really put the hurt on him!