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more of Linka in hell and her new father.
IMP LINKA.
chapter 4
shopping with Blitz
Linka was on the floor saddened, until someone opened the door to her room, it was Blitz.
-Linka, what are you doing there?-
Linka shifted her fetal position and sat on the floor, waving her new Imp tail back and forth half-heartedly.
-Your daughter left me here-
-Didn't she leave you anything?-
-No Blitz, she...she wasn't very nice to me-
The imp touched his neck uncomfortably.
-Oh Loonie- he muttered to himself, he sometimes disapproved of her Hellhound daughter's attitude, on very few occasions, this was one of hers.
-Linka, you will have to excuse Loona, she is like that, it is her way of receiving from her and meeting new people-
Blitz forced a smile.
-You barely know her, believe me, she's not that bad and...- suddenly he remembered something.
-Sh*t! your room is empty Linka! all this needs furniture!-
-Do you think so?- she asked sarcastically, turning her back on Blitz.
-you can act like a rebellious brat but now we have to buy you things for your new room! and you will come with me! -said Blitz who pulled Linka and carried her under her arms running towards the truck.
Linka looked at the landscape of the city, honestly, Linka had already seen marginal areas on Earth, hell was not that different, there were destitute demons, female demons with rather revealing clothes.
Seeing that the IMP city did not have a healthy and decent view for her taste, Linka decided to look up and there were billboards, celebrities from hell that she did not know.
Posters of a jester demon named Fizzarolli, a popstar succubus named Verosika, who seemed briefly known to Linka, job ads for a certain Wacky Wally Wackford, posters of Mammon, The Three Vs, socialites from hell, Linka assumed.
Linka's stomach rumbled, now that she remembered, she hadn't eaten anything since she arrived in hell.
-I'm hungry Blitz- Linka said.
-Shit, wait, I think I have half a taco here- Blitz said looking in the glove compartment while he drove.
-Take it-
-Thank you Blitz- Linka thanked, taking the taco.
-You're welcome Linka, hey...you know you can call me "dad"-
Linka thought for a moment while she chewed the taco.
-Sorry Blitz-
Blitz looked away sadly, first Loona and now this little sinner that she adopted also refused to call him as such, Linka's voice caught her attention again.
-Wait a minute!- Linka shouted.
-Why I'm hungry? Why do I still feel hungry? I'm supposed to be dead!-
Blitz laughed, remembering that Linka was still very new to the underworld.
-You are, sweetie, you're stiff, yes- Blitz explained.
-But there is not much difference, hell is a physical place, not a spiritual place like most idiots think, you will get sick and hungry anyway just like when you were alive, the difference is that you would suffer from hunger for eternity If you don't eat for a long time, without dying, you just suffer eternal hunger, its hell after all, and the main reason why some sinners decide to become cannibals-
-You can't die here, I understand- Linka said.
-What about the gang members you killed to save me?-
-Those idiots?- Blitz asked.
-They will have already recovered and continued as if nothing had happened, the bullets I used were not angelic metal bullets-
-angelic metal? like from heaven? -
-Yes Linka, heaven-
-What are the angels like? Are they as beautiful as they say?
-I don't know- Blitz replied without giving it importance.
-it's hard to tell with those LED screen masks they always wear-
Linka looked confused, she decided not to ask more.
-Well, we're here sweetie!-
Linka looked at a building whose sign said furniture, the building looked more neglected than the IMP building, part of the sign fell on a demon walking by.
Linka frowned.
-Excuse me- Blitz said.
-Yes?- said a smiling imp with a thin mustache and hat.
-I saw you in an advertisement- Linka said.
-It's great to be recognized- said Wally Wackford.
-Great, this crawling insect- Blitz said with a frown.
-Do you work here Wackford now?-
-Yes I killed the old bos... I mean... my superiors promoted me and now I'm the manager of this branch-Wally said smiling nervously as his tail threw a blood stained angelic metal dagger away.
-Straight to the point Wally, my daughter here needs furniture for her room, preferably things for a girl her age-
-Oh Blitz, what a surprise to see you, a daughter? you have a daughter? good for you I guess-
-Actually I am...-
Blitz covers Linka's mouth.
- show the best things you have here so we can leave as soon as possible-
-Well, you've come to the best place in town- Wally said.
Blitz made a mental note to see the furniture himself and anything he bought for the safety of his new adopted daughter.
First they looked for a bed for Linka, although Linka mentioned that a mattress would be enough, Blitz tried to find the best bed Wackford has.
After getting hurt testing the "quality" of some furniture for their new daughter, Linka and Blitz bought the furniture, after putting it in the van.
-Thank you for shopping at Wackford imp furniture, come back soon!-
"Yes, yes, we will never return," Blitz said quietly, frowning, having to swallow his pride in buying something from a well-known traveler from his disastrous past, but he did it only for his daughter, like a real father would do.
back at the IMP building...
"So..." Linka asked as she carried the bags of her new things to her new room.
-Blitz, what kind of business do you run? The building looks abandoned, I don't see the other inhabited floors, doesn't the owner come here to collect the rent?
"Actually, yes, but he hasn't appeared in a long time, who knows," Blitz said, shrugging his shoulders without giving it much importance.
-You will soon know what my business is Linka, today there is a company meeting, you will soon meet the other members of this great family, come here -
Linka entered the meeting room, suddenly Linka opened her eyes in surprise when she noticed something or someone, a child, but this child was human and was on a hospital stretcher.
-B-Blitz, what is this? who is t...-
-A fairly small problem, don't worry, it will be resolved soon- Blitz said, arranging his chair.
-take a seat wherever you want sweet, Loona, Moxxie and Millie will arrive any moment-
A little unsure, Linka walked towards the meeting table and took a seat, still looking at the unconscious boy on a stretcher with concern.
What kind of work did this demon do? is he a surgeon? Are there hospitals in hell?
"Wait a minute, who are Moxxie and Millie?" Linka asked to herself.
Well, this was episode 4 of IMP LINKA, the pilot is canon here and will be somewhat relevant, fuck what Vivzie said, the pilot episode of Helluva Boss will be relevant here, the pilot's kid is called Eddie, and his fate is not It will be very different in the non-canon pilot.
This is eltioRob95, get ready for the next chapters, you already know that eventually Linka, and the Imps will meet the princess of hell and her hotel in the neighboring city of Imp city on the other side of the pride ring.
(You can read IMP Linka, after battle Los Angeles, or wait for its English version to come out.)