Disclaimer: First Chapter
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"So, while in Japan our last name is going to be Saotome... sounds kind of basic."

While they were all half-human, all of them taking human limited bodies in order for them to live in the human world was going to take some adjusting to. The group of 9 sisters and a dog-like creature were walking down the street as they approached closer and closer towards the address of the man who had been selected as their lover, one of the candidates that their father selected for them.

Valkyria didn't sound like a "Japanese" name, so their name while on Midgard was changed to Saotome for the sake of being able to fit in easier.

All of the paperwork was somehow already done, they didn't know how that happened, but those who were the appropriate age were already being placed in the same school as Naruto.

"Damn brat better finish the next novel, I can't believe people like his books better than mine... well jokes on him, I'm getting all the credit for writing them." A tall bear-like in size man passed by them, wearing the strangest kabuki-like clothes with long spiky white hair. The girls all moved to the side to give the oddly dressed man a wider distance as he passed by them.

He looked at the girls as he passed them.

He gave them a thumbs up.

"8 of you are super hotties, my godson lives nearby. You should give him a call sometime." The man stated to them.

He said that then left.

He waited for no response, he just said those words and kept walking while completely confusing said girls who were now left wondering which one of them was not a super hottie as he had stated.

"He called my beloved sisters super hotties... the man can appreciate beauty for what it's worth." Ichika just assumed the man was only talking about her sisters. She nodded in approval, while everyone else quickly realized that it was the child of the group that was not being counted as a super hottie.

"I think he was talking about-"

"Just leave her be."

-With Naruto-

"... I felt that... he hasn't even left the city yet, and I can already tell he's causing me trouble." Naruto started to dry himself with a towel. Waterfall training was great and relaxing during the hot days of summer. It was a fake one that he and Jiraiya literally had to make together with an installation kit. It didn't have the same impact at all, and during winter it was turned off completely so that it would save on electric bills and prevent water from freezing.

Naruto walked into the house.

His eye twitched when he saw the AC was broken.

Somebody had taken a hammer, and smacked the AC a few times to break it. He could see what his godfather had decided to do before leaving the city, just to fuck with him even more. He sighed in annoyance, knowing that it was going to to be damaged just enough that it didn't need to be replaced, but could be fixed. His damn godfather just loved to be the perfect amount of destructive to be able to cause him trouble, but not cause him to have to replace everything. Before he got to work fixing the AC, he was going to get something to drink.

It was a hot day.

So entering the kitchen, he saw a new stack of bandages sitting on the counter with a note.

I got you some new bandages for your arm, don't forget to change them when they get worn down, girls don't like smelly cripples.

Naruto smiled to himself as he looked at his bandaged arm, and he did notice that they were starting to get to the point he needed to replace them.

"... I'm not crippled!" Naruto realized the letter was also calling him a cripple, and tore it in half as he tossed it to back to the table. Still, it would be a smart idea for him to change his bandages. He was going to be living in the house alone until his godfather came back from his tour, and it was planned to be a year long tour of the West. "Seriously, it would be more pleasant if I just didn't have a right arm sometimes, changing bandages is annoying to do with one hand." Naruto hated not having somebody help him change old bandages for new ones.

-Outside the House-

"Nice house... kind of small though."

"Decent sized, and old fashioned on the outside. Seems like something that weirdly dressed man would own." Natsuki agreed as she looked at the address on the street, and the address on the house to make sure they matched up. They were standing in front of a house that was about the same size as the houses surrounding it, but it had higher fencing around it for privacy, and the house itself was more traditionally Japanese.

On the outside at least, you couldn't judge the inside of a house based on what it looked like on the outside.

"I'm less concerned about the house, and more concerned about the man inside it."

"There are 9 of us and 1 of him, I like our odds."

"MOTHERFUCKER! WHY!?"

Naruto opened the front door and ran out of the house with new bandages on his arm. He passed by the group of girls without paying them much attention as he was now forced to do a grocery run, because his godfather had decided to throw all of his ramen away.

"When I get my hands on that theif, I'm going to rip him apart!" Naruto was grabbed by the hand by a tiny girl.

Tiny in height.

"You are Naruto Uzumaki?" Ichika asked, and Naruto noticed that she was holding a spear in one of her hands.

"I am Uzumaki Naruto... yes." Naruto hesitated to agree to that when asked by a girl holding a weapon. He now paid attention to the group, and he saw a familiar face among the crowd in the girl who fought the demon. He made eye contact with her, before he realized that something even stranger was going to happen. "Well, excuse me... I've got some grocery shopping to do."

"Oh, I would be happy to help with that." Futaba stepped forward and placed a hand on Naruto's shoulder.

"Eh?"

"I've always wanted to try Midgardian food."

"Eh?" Naruto asked again when Misa joined her sister and smiled, extending a hand to Naruto to shake. He was just confused, completely confused, by the ways the girls seemed to just been injecting themselves into his grocery shopping. They were acting like they were going to be shopping for their own groceries as well.

Natsuki smiled at Naruto.

"Nice to see you again so soon, please, take good care of us."

"Nice arm, battle scars, old wounds... the wounds that you got protecting my beloved sister?" Ichika looked closely at his bandaged arm with an appraising eye. He jerked his hand back from her, and he just had no idea what was going on anymore. She looked him up and down, appraising him for what he was worth. "... good muscles... strong back, nice and determined eyes. Yes, I can approve of this man as the lover for my beloved sisters." Ichika nodded her approval.

"What is going on?"

"We're your lovers."

"I'm not into children." Naruto pointed at Kururi with a deadpan tone. Even if he was confused, he had to make absolutely sure that he got that point across. Said child puffed her chest out in pride.

"I won't always be a kid."

"Lover is more of an official title than it, I'm sure the Val Loves you'll do with Kururi will be a lot more innocent in nature."

"You, Natsuki, the girl who killed the demon. You explain everything to me starting from the beginning."

-One Lengthy Explanation-

It was a lot to taken in.

"So... demons are going to keep appearing in the world to kill humans, and gather up this aether stuff. You fight demons, but when you're here with humans, you have human bodies... and you have to restart at Level 1 with your skills. To raise your levels, you need a romantic lover... me?" Naruto pointed to himself as he sat in front of all of the girls, who were sitting down. They seemed more uncomfortable sitting on their knees than he was.

"Yes, one of the conditions for a human to be a lover is to have high levels of aether, and you not only had the highest recorded numbers for any human, but Natsuki approved of you, and your kiss allowed her to transform." Futaba was willing to go into more detail.

This was a lot to put on somebody.

"... A lot of people will die..."

"Everyone will die."

"I know it's a lot to take in, this kind of responsibility might be too much for us to just push onto your shoulders." Misa approached from a more reasonable body language. She wasn't telling him that he could back out, and she was smiling as she spoke. She was easy to approach. Everyone watched as Naruto stood up.

"... It's not too much to ask, if I've got the power to help the people who need help, then I'm more than happy to help."

"Good answer, you picked the correct lover Natsuki." Ichika sent her sister a nod of approval.

Natsuki nodded with a puffed out little chest of pride.

"Well, make yourselves at home, I've got to get some parts to fix the AC, and get some groceries... and pick up some gas for the lawnmower." Naruto pinched his nose as he went through the list of everything that he was going to have to get, and how busy he was going to be. Now he had to add fighting demons, going on dates, and saving the world. "I should get some heavier weights..." Naruto needed to increase his strength training again.

All his life to try and get strong was finally going to amount to something.

Chapter End!
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