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Topic: Armsmaster's at it again
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay Discussion (Public Board)
Boxcat
(Original Poster) (Disciple of Maru)
Posted on April 15, 2011:
Well, it looks like Armsmaster's in the spotlight because of Freakazoid! (apparently the exclamation point is part of her name) again, and not in a good way. There aren't many details at this time, but it seems they had an altercation in the PRT Building itself, with Armsmaster ending up foamed and carried off to the PRT dungeons^H^H^H holding cells. There has been talk that there was fear of some sort of master influence.
All hail Maru!
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► Hfeeb
Replied on April 15, 2011:
It's about time someone investigated this angle! There's no way Armsmaster would have said what he did about the Wards! Someone is clearly trying to destroy a good hero's reputation.
► Party_Pirate_Princess
Replied on April 15, 2011:
Please, if there was a master there, it was probably Armsmaster! I doubt he has a master power, but who's to say he can't tinker up some kind of mind control device.
► Iron Outlaw (Cape Groupie)
Replied on April 15, 2011:
I heard about it from a friend who was there. Apparently after all of Armsmaster's years as a respected hero, people realized that his name has the word 'master' in it and ran around screaming and bleating until some genius on the foam sprayers decided to shoot him.
► CharlieG
Replied on April 15, 2011:
Hey maybe Freakazoid (I'm not putting a ! at the end, it makes the next word get capitalized every time) is the master! Armsmaster only acts strange around her.
► JeffreyL
Replied on April 15, 2011:
Maybe he's in luuuuv and gets tongue-tied whenever she's around!
► Skyclad Veracity
Replied on April 15, 2011:
As far as anyone can tell, Freakazoid! is a minor. I strongly recommend dropping that line of discussion.
► Scary Fairy
Replied on April 15, 2011:
A respected hero? He always seemed like a jerk to me, and the way he talked about the Wards, especially poor Vista, is probably nothing new.
► Dysfunctional Family Values
Replied on April 15, 2011:
Yeah! Armsmaster was totally out of line! V-I-STA-4 is awesome!
► Bobby_Tables
Replied on April 15, 2011:
That was terrible. Vista has been a valuable member of the Wards for years and she is awesome. She deserves better than jokes at her expense no matter how hilarious they are. You should be ashamed of yourself.
That said, I suddenly find myself with an urge to put together a Paranoia game… Anyone interested in joining should PM me.
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Topic: Simurgh Plant in Winslow High!
In: Boards ► News ► Events ► America ► Brockton Bay
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► The Hopping Woman
Replied on April 16, 2011:
What I want to know is why she bothered going to Winslow. The place was already a dumpster fire.
► Kitty Kate
Replied on April 16, 2011:
Personally, I think she was there to prevent the next Einstein or Hero from realizing his full potential. I really hope she was discovered in time to stop that, we need all the help we can get these days!
► The Hopping Woman
Replied on April 16, 2011:
At Winslow?
► Mother's Little Helper
Replied on April 16, 2011:
If you ask me, people should be less concerned about who was being controlled by Madison and more about which of her little monsters weren't. So far as I know, only two students and one staff member were whisked away by the PRT and can be presumed innocent. But all the others who took part in the campaign to make school a living hell for a number of students? Well, I'm sure they'll all act embarrassed and ashamed, maybe even apologize, but how many of them were being influenced by powers and how many of them are just terrible people who eagerly jumped at the chance to torment their fellow students when the opportunity was presented? How many teachers saw what was going on but decided it wasn't their problem and gladly ignored it?
Keep your eyes open and watch your neighbors, Winslowites. Big, bad Madison may be gone, but humanity has never needed the Simurgh or her influence to be monsters, and you seem to have more than your fair share among you.
► Erik the Well-Read
Replied on April 16, 2011:
… Does anyone know where I can get a form to apply for a transfer from Winslow to Earth Aleph?
► Dysfunctional Family Values
Replied on April 16, 2011:
Stay alert and trust no one.
Replied on April 16, 2011:
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Topic: Don't say Candle****!
In: Boards ► General Discussion ► Main
Lord Smoked Meats and Fishes
(Original Poster)
Posted on April 17, 2011:
Attention! There is a new villain named Candle**** (I'm not typing his full name because I know people will be stupid if I do) who has the power to teleport to and abduct anyone who says his name! Few details are known about this cape besides the fact that he is male, has white glowing eyes, wears mostly black aside from a burlap sack over his head, and is said to carry a lit candle.
This is not a joke! Stay safe, everyone, and do not say his name, no matter what! It's unknown whether he will do anything to witnesses if they haven't said his name, but if you see him, don't take any chances—get to safety and call the PRT.
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► Hidden Boss Fight
Replied on April 14, 2011:
There's a villain calling himself Candlef*ck?! And he carries a lit candle? That's disgusting!
► Secret Satan
Replied on April 17, 2011:
I figured it was Candled*ck. Which isn't much better really…
► Status_Code_418
Replied on April 17, 2011:
Maybe he Candlef*cks people with his Candled*ck. Oh god, do you think that candle he carries is really his d*ck?
► Lord Smoked Meats and Fishes (Original Poster)
Replied on April 17, 2011:
What the hell is wrong with you people?! His name is Candle + Jack, ok? Do not say it. I'm not kidding.
► MAGNUS1337
Replied on April 17, 2011:
Wait, so his name is actually Candlejack? That doesn't sound
► Informal Penguin
Replied on April 17, 2011:
Oh, for the love of god, not this stupid meme again. Please, can we just not for once?
► MaskedCritic
Replied on April 17, 2011:
Yeah, really. It's only been used once so far and it's already old. This whole thread is an old and lame joke. Nothing is going to happen if you type Candlejack, so please ju
► The Salisbury Misteak
Replied on April 17, 2011:
Oh no. Candlejack is real. Everyone panic. I mean, sure it wasn't true every other time someone started a thread like this but I'm sure it's true this time!
► informal Penguin
Replied on April 17, 2011:
MaskedCritic I hate you so much.
► Cake for Everyone
Replied on April 17, 2011:
For anyone who somehow hasn't seen one of these threads before, the Candlejack ghost story was around when my father was a kid. It wasn't true then and it isn't true now.
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► PrinceJonathan
Replied on April 17, 2011:
But what if someone who heard those stories triggered with that power? It may not have been true then, but maybe there's a real Candlejack. Oh and also, why
► Event Horizon_13
Replied on April 17, 2011:
No. There was never a Candlejack and there is not one now! I am so sick of these threads. Look, I typed his name! And I'm still typing! I am saying his name right now as I type! And I
Hello.
► Luna-P
Replied on April 17, 2011:
Okay, that one was a little different, at least. *golf clap*
► Lord Smoked Meats and Fishes (Original Poster)
Replied on April 17, 2011:
Event Horizon 13 I really hope that was just a joke. Please PM me.
► Unique Username_73
Replied on April 17, 2011:
This is a good thread. The OP actually feels like he's serious. I'd take points off for the lack of stories about a friend of a friend who's gone missing, but that actually makes it a bit different from the other threads I've seen.
► Azrael189
Replied on April 17, 2011:
I wonder if we can get VoidCowboy to say his name. Wait! What if VoidCowboy is Candlejack? I-I'm going to test it. Pray for me everyone.
Ok, I've said VC's name out loud. I feel kind of dirty, but no one's appeared.
Now I've said C
I'm not Void Cowboy. Ooh, this keyboard is very nice. Do they make it without the glowing keys?
► Boxing Queen
Replied on April 17, 2011:
This is the first time I've seen one of these threads, and I've got to say, it's really stupid. Stopping mid-sentence or typing in italics? Yeah, that's definitely proof Candejack is real. I mean, no hello what the fuck why is ? he's we say real appearing he's on the real screen don't ? his name I don't call the think pea I are like tee this.
That's better. Help! Shh! How do you turn this off oh forget it
► Crazy Smurf
Replied on April 17, 2011:
Ok, that one was really good. Full marks.
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Greg Veder quietly put his computer to sleep and carefully pushed his chair away from his desk. As the monitors went into power saving mode, he suddenly noticed how late it was and how dark his bedroom had gotten. He stood up and turned to walk to the light switch, but gasped and stopped short at the sight of a silhouette near the corner of his bed. In the faint moonlight streaming in through the window, all he could make out was the sack-shaped head covering it wore.
Trembling, Greg gathered himself, and as quickly and quietly as he could, dashed for the light switch by the door. Despite his expectations, no hand grabbed his shoulder from behind, and he made it to the door and frantically flipped the switch. His courage returning as light flooded the room, Greg whirled around to face the boogie man—and sagged against the wall at the sight of a sweatshirt draped over his bedpost in a way that could vaguely look like a man with a sack over his head.
Relief washing through him, Greg gave a nervous giggle then exhaled deeply. "Thank God. For a second, I thought it was Candlejack!"