Yo guys geo here and welcome to One Helluva Loud House this story is gonna be different most other Loud house Helluva boss/Hazbin Hotel crossovers how so? well that's a secret for now anyway guys I hope you all enjoy cause this story is gonna get wild much later on! but anyway guys before the story starts I wanna say I have no idea what I wanna update next honestly well there is ONE thing I wanna post but i'll save that for another time now then let's get this tale started!
The sun had set in the town of Royal Woods as it was now eight Pm at night. At this time people and kids had gone back inside their homes to rest and relax the rest of the night away.
Lincoln was busy reading comics on the couch when his mother Rita walked into the living room as a nasty smell hit her nose.
"Ugh! What's that smell?" she gagged as she peeked into the kitchen and saw the trash can was overflowing. "Lincoln! Did you empty the trash today?" she asked, crossing her arms.
"Uh…yes?" he tried giving an innocent smile as Rita gave him a disapproving look. "...okay, I may or may not have forgotten to do it…." he spoke uneasily as Rita pointed to the kitchen.
"Trash now young man!"
He sighed and tossed his comic aside before going to the kitchen, gagging when he smelt it, and began to take it outside with a grumble.
*Outside*
"Grrr, stupid trash, its not fair, why is this my chore?" he grunted as he tied the bag up and tried to lift the bag into the trash can….at least until he saw the entire thing was turned over. "What the?...okay either Lana did this or raccoons….or both!" he sighed in annoyance.
He plopped the bag down and moved over to pick it back up, but that's when he heard a small sneeze, making him drop it and look around, but with it being night it was hard to see anything in the darkness. "Hello? Lana? If that's you, we need to talk about you rummaging in our trash, again." he said as he heard what sounded like a soft growl. Feeling curious, Lincoln brought out his phone and shined the light to the source of the noise and what he saw was a large black and white tail sticking up in the air.
He felt a cold shudder go down his spine, making him gulp as he tried stepping towards it. "H-Hello? What's…there?"
The tail stopped wagging as what looked like a large black and white husky with deeply matted fur a few cuts on her back and legs and covered in trash, dirt, and what seemed to be alcohol dripping from her muzzle tore through the trash can and gave a loud feral snarl at the boy.
"...nice doggy?' he gulped as Lincoln tried to run off, only to be tackled to the ground. He scrambled to try clawing away, but it was heavy and easily pinned him. He wound up rolled on his back, seeing it lean down and snarl in his face with red eyes and murderous white pupils, making him feel terror. "P-Please don't eat me! I taste terrible!" he stammered as he closed his eyes and prepared for the inevitable as the "husky" stopped growling and began to sniff his hair before she started to lick his face in an excited manner. He opened an eye and was surprised, but began to slowly chuckle from the wet tongue. "H-H-Hey, quit it, that tickles!" he chuckled as she just simply licked him faster as Lincoln noticed she had the scent of booze on her breath.
"Ugh! You got some really bad breath!" he coughed as he sat up and scratched between her ears. "You're a weird dog….I wonder." he wondered as he stood up and made his way to the backdoor. "C'mon girl this way!" he smiled as she curiously followed him inside. He entered and looked around before gesturing to her to follow as she led him through the kitchen and saw his parents sitting in the living room. "Uh, mom? Dad?" he spoke as the "husky" poked her head through and began to sniff the floor and almost made her way into the living room if not for Lincoln pulling her tail back.
"Yes sweetie?' Rita said as Lincoln walked in front of them with a nervous smile on his face.
"Did you empty the trash?" Lynn Sr asked him as Lincoln gave a nod.
"Yeah, but….I was wondering something. I know we already have a few pets, but…I was hoping you might be into the idea of a brand new one." he said as the "Husky" Jumped up from behind the couch, surprising them as Lynn Sr let out a loud girly scream which caught the attention of all ten of his daughters.
"OMG!" Leni let out with wide eyes as the "Husky" jumped on the couch, all of them surrounding it as it looked at them curiously. "It's soooo cute!"
"Lincoln, where do you find this thing?" Lynn Sr asked as being called a thing made the ":Husky" growl at the balding man which caused Lucy and Lisa to raise an eyebrow at this.
"I found her rummaging through the trash. Can I keep her please? I promise I'll take care of her look, she's even trained! Sit!" he said as the "Husky" gave a yawn and curled up on the floor to nap. "See?"
"Elder brother? She most likely decided she was too exhausted from whatever she was doing before you found her and what you said coincided with it." Lisa pointed out bluntly.
"Yeah I got that Lisa…so can I keep her?" he asked her as Rita and Lynn Sr looked at each other.
"I don't know Lincoln, there's no room for her." Lynn said as he rubbed the back of his head.
"She can sleep in my room!" he spoke as his parents looked at each other.
"Lynn, we did agree that the house needs a guard dog after all." Rita said. "And she is pretty big…"
"Well….I don't know… as Long as you promise she won't cause any trouble and you train her…sure you can keep her!" Lynn Sr spoke as Lincoln pumped his fist in joy.
"Yes, awesome!' he smiled as Lola gave a huff.
"No fair! How come Lincoln gets his own personal pet? What about the rest of us?" she whined.
"Yeah!" the others chimed in with Rita frowning.
"Girls? How often have me and your father caved to something you wanted?" she asked, crossing her arms as they couldn't think of an answer.
"Uhhh well…." Lola stammered as Rita shook her head.
"Exactly! Plus some of you like Lana, Lucy, and Luan all have personal pets of your very own, so now it's Lincoln's turn! Fair is fair after all" she said as Lynn Sr gave a small frown.
'Oh c'mon Rita, I think you're being a bit unfair to the girls, why don't we get them something huh?" he smiled as Rita gave him a glare.
'Lynn?" she deadpanned.
"...yes dear?" he replied as sweat began to pour down his neck.
"Do I have to get the chicken grease again? Or do you prefer it..DRY!" She growled as he gave a mortified shiver.
"...your mothers right! Girls, the dog goes to Lincoln and that's that!" he said quickly as Rita smiled and kissed his cheek.
"Good boy!"
"Yes! Come on girl!" he smiled before running upstairs as the "Husky" followed close behind.
"Lincoln, hold on!" Lori called out as they both stopped. 'What're you gonna name her?" she asked as Lincoln pet his new pet on her head as a mysterious voice whizzed by his ears.
'Loona' it whispered as Lincoln briefly looked around before scratching his ear.
"Hmmmm. I'll call her…Loona…L-O-O-N-A!" he smiled.
"Awww lil bro! Naming her after me?" Luna smiled as Lincoln chuckled.
'Well not technically but I guess, ' he smiled.
"If you need help training her, I'm your girl." spoke Lana pointing to herself with a smirk as Lincoln gave a nod.
"C'mon Loona, it's bath time!" he said as he took his new "Husky" into the bathroom as Lynn noticed Lucy had an old look on her face.
'What's up sis?"
"...I don't think that was a dog…well it is, but not one were used to seeing" she spoke as this caught the attention of the others.
'What do you mean Lucy?"
"...What I mean is I think that dog is really a Hellhound that came here from the depths of the Netherrealm here to seduce our only brother and force him to make her his familiar to which than he'll be used as a conduit of demonic energy to usher in the end of the world as we know it." she spoke morbidly as Lynn and the other loud sisters all laughed at her.
"Lucy, you have a wild imagination!" Lisa chuckled. "As if our brother would encounter something that is statistically, and scientifically, nothing more than superstitious."
"Says the girl who has a nuclear reactor under the house." Lucy sighed in annoyance as she shook her head and made her way upstairs.
*Bathroom*
Lincoln turned the water on in the bathtub as Loona sat next to him and scratched her ear with her hindleg. "Ok, it's pretty late, but that's no reason we can't get you cleaned up Loona. Just try not to splash around too much." he said as she gave a yawn before hopping into the tub splashing Lincoln and the floor in the process. "...Nevermind" he sighed with a chuckle.
Loona moved around the tub as he grabbed a washcloth and tried to move it on her, but she just shied from it.
"Come on Loona, we need to get you cleaned up all over." Lincoln grabbed a nearby bottle of body wash and squeezed it over her head and started to scrub it, making the very large 'Husky' smile and pant happily as she allowed Lincoln to scrub her back. "Good gir; Loona! I wonder who trained you?" He smiled as she laid on her back and Lincoln began to scrub her stomach causing her leg to thump against the wall of the bathroom given that she was slightly too big for the bathtub after all. After getting as much of her fur as he could cover, he tossed the bottle aside. "Alright, now to-" he was cut off when her tail splashed water on him, soaking his face and hair.
Loona sat up on the edge of the tub as Lincoln noticed something…odd. In fact that's when he noticed something this 'Husky' in front of him had very visible but still fur covered double H cup Breasts that were perky and swaying in front of his face.
His eyes widened, transfixed on the orbs, while also completely confused and lost on how that was possible. Lincoln gave a gulp as he wanted to touch them given they looked so touchable and all but a part of him was saying not to do it…HOWEVER another part of him was openly screaming in his head "TOUCH DEM TITS! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! MAN TAKE IT NOW!"...No points for guessing which part he listened to.
"Uh, Loona? I'm…I wanna try something, so…don't get scared, I won't hurt you." he gulped as he outstretched his hands and began to rub the body wash into her breasts as Loona gave what sounded like an odd purring noise which confused the young lad until he realized she wasn't purring, but rather moaning. As Lincoln kept rubbing he felt her nipples slowly getting hard as they poked through her fur and unveiled her pink areolas. 'Oh…my…god!'
The "Husky" let out a louder moan when his fingers brushed against them, making him pull back on reflex with a bright face.
"Uh…w-we better get you washed up before you…catch a cold!" he smiled as she jumped out the tub and began to lick his face….and grind on his crotch. The feeling of which made Lincoln blush as he swore he could see her giving him a lustful smirk as she did this as Lincoln could feel his dick slowly rising up. He gulped and flailed around before grabbing a towel and tried to dry off her hair, glancing down at the bulge and feeling disgusted, mortified, and sadly, turned on.
"I can't believe this makes me a furry" he sighed as he stood up and began to dry Loona off as she laid on her back with Lincoln careful trying not to touch her breasts again. "C'mon Loona lets go to bed" he sighed with a weary smile as she sat up and shook herself off and followed him to his room. He peeked outside, making sure no one was around, and quickly led her to his room, praying his penis would go down. 'GO DOWN DAMMIT! DOWN!' He thought in a small panic unaware of the camera in the corner turning itself in his direction.
*Luan*
"Hmmm I see what you mean sis, that boner of his is definitely noticeable!" Luan said as she and Lucy watched Lincoln and Loona go into his room for the night. "I guess you could say he's quite the tent pitcher! Hahaha!"
Lucy rolled her unseen eyes and sighed. "Point is Luan, I'm worried Lincoln may be in danger if we don't do something about that Hellhound."
"Dog." Luan corrected. "She's a dog Lucy."
"I know an unholy beast from below when I see one. If something isn't done before it's too late, we may never see Lincoln again." she spoke morbidly as Luan sighed.
Relax Lucy, what's the worst that could happen? A trio of imps show up to kill Lincoln for fucking their hellhound?" she giggled.
"I was thinking of having his skin ripped from his flesh and made to burn into a lava pit, but that might also be a possibility, although very specific." Lucy spoke as she decided to leave the room and go to bed.
"Let's hope they don't get too ruff! Hahaha!"
*Lincoln*
"I'm not sure if there's enough room for the two of us, Loona, so you'll have to sleep on the floor. '' he said as Loona had immediately curled up on his bed. "Or…you could sleep there" he said as he scratched his head and tried to get into bed next to her. Due to her size though, there was hardly enough space to really get comfy without getting too close to her, so he opted to lay on his side with his back to her and sighed while closing his eyes. "Goodnight Loona." he yawned as Loona sat up and turned him on his back before climbing on top of him and staring into his eyes. "Uh, what is it girl?"
Loona didn't make a sound as without warning she smashed her lips against Lincoln's as he began to struggle, feeling her massive tongue entering his mouth and overpowering him. Lincoln flailed his arms and attempted to push her off, but felt his hands grabbing her boobs and squeezing them hard.
'What's she doing?!' he thought, panicking as she stayed on top, with his bulge rubbing up against her stomach, the kissing and feel of boobs making it hard enough to hurt. 'This isn't helping me!'
Loona broke the kiss and gave Lincoln a very lustful look as she crawled down to his crotch and used her teeth to rip his pajama bottom and underwear off his legs, unveiling his dick standing tall and proud.
"Oh….uhhh….." he gulped as Loona licked her dripping maw and immediately started to suck his dick hard. "Ahhh!" he moaned as she covered his mouth trying not to scream and wake his family. He let out a muffled yell into her "paw", blown away at the sudden warmth and wet sensation all over his cock, something he never felt before in his life.
'SHE'S CRAZY!' He thought as Loona slurped and sucked his dick like a vacuum as he felt her tongue swirling around inside of his foreskin as she sucked harder and harder, wanting him to burst into her mouth. He tried to force her "paw" off his mouth, but he felt her brush her teeth across the sides, making him jump and tense up, his sensitive dick tingling the longer this went on. 'Dogs aren't meant to do this!'
Lincoln bit down on his bottom lip as he felt his dick swelling up. 'Can't hold it!...any….longer!' Lincoln felt his heart race as he let his dick unleash his spooge into Loona's mouth. His eyes rolled into his head, toes curling, and feeling like his head went foggy.
Loona released his mouth as he let out a loud sigh and moan.
"...that was…so…awesome!" he panted as Loona gulped down his load and licked her lips before she started to straddle him and slammed her hips down on his dick as she let out a loud ear piercing howl shocking Lincoln.
"STINKOLN! KEEP YOUR DUMB DOG QUIET! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!" He heard Lynn yell as he sighed.
"Sorry Lynn!" he called back ,glad no one entered his room as he covered Loona's mouth. "If we're gonna do this you need to stay quiet!' he whisper shouted to her.
She narrowed her eyes as he used his other hand to squeeze one of her breasts, making her shiver as he saw her tail wag.
"I don't know where this came from, but I'M your owner and you're MY dog. So it's time for some training." he grunted as he pinched her nipple and began to thrust upward into her pink wet cunt.
She closed her eyes and let out a muffled bark in his hand, grinding against his dick as he moved before he let go of her mouth and slapped her rear, making her yelp as he frowned.
"Nooo, you want to move? You wait till I say so!" he grunted as he could see her tail wagging like crazy. "Good girl Loona, now move!' he said as she happily began to bounce on his dick as he covered her mouth. "Gah! Ah! W-Wow! This feels way better!" he let out, using his hand to tweak her nipple before giving it a tug. Loona moaned in to her mouth as Lincoln released her mouth and grabbed her ass and spanked it while fucking her hard.
She let out another bark of pleasure, grinding against the dick harder while he bit his lip, massaging the tight rear.
"Wow! I never knew a dog could have a butt this soft! Pornography never prepared me for this!" he chuckled as Loona's pants got louder as she could feel Lincoln going faster. "A…a ... .almost there girl just…a few more!...just keep quiet till then!" he grunted as Loona leaned down and deeply kissed him as she could feel him reaching his limit. In no time his dick started twitching, right before erupting inside her, but harder than before.
Loona ended the kiss before biting his right shoulder as Lincoln felt a strange energy course through him as he busted another load into Loona, all while a strange pentagram complete with a wolf paw print in the center formed as they both fell unconscious. The last thing Lincoln saw before blacking out was what seemed to be a pack of similar looking dogs like Loona.
*Next morning*
The following day showed the two on the bed, Loona curled up and practically sleeping on top of Lincoln whose hand was located near her butt, his legs and lower half under the sheets.
Loona rolled over and fell on the floor with a soft thud and groan. "Ugh….what the fuck happened last night?" she grumbled as she sat up and saw she was naked and in someone else's room. "...fuck…not again!" she cursed, standing up and saw it was a kid's bedroom before noticing the sleeping boy, making her groan louder. "Oh all the things I had to fuck, it was some human kid?...huh, he's kinda cute….damn it. Oh well guess I made his day or some shit." she spoke as she stood up and noticed the mark on his shoulder making her eyes widen.
"...wait…did….did I mark him?" she muttered. She leaned down to get a closer look, cursing to herself to see it was real, before looking down at the sheet with a raised eyebrow. "Out of all the losers I've fucked, what made him so special?...damn it, now I'm gonna have to explain this" she lifted the blanket a little and peaked in, her eyes widening a little, before lowering it and sighed. "I need a drink, it's too early for this shit." she grumbled as she stepped out of his room as the smell of coffee hit her nose. "That shit better be Irish or else this house is burning down." she growled as she made her way to the kitchen.
*Lynn Sr*
The father of 11 was busy making breakfast for his family and was currently flipping pancakes onto a plate. He was humming with a smile, eyes closed and pulling this off with complete ease. After stacking them on the plates, he went over to get the eggs ready, back turned to the fridge as Loona came down, not bothered at seeing the grown ass man. Opening the fridge she saw a can of diet beer and sighed.
'Better than nothing' she thought as she grabbed it and cracked it open, leaned against the counter as she grabbed a nearby mug, and poured it into the cup and grabbed the coffee. She took a sip and sighed in relief. "Damn I needed that."
Hearing a strange voice Lynn Sr turned around and gasped.
"Sup?" Loona spoke casually as Lynn Sr let out a loud ear piercing girly scream which woke up everyone. "Hey! Keep it down! I don't need that shit this early in the day dumbass!" she snarled as Lincoln and his sisters all ran downstairs.
"DAD WHAT'S WRONG WE HEARD A…a…." Lori stammered seeing Loona.
"...the fuck you brats lookin' at?" she grumbled as lori and the others all looked at Lincoln.
"...what?" he asked in embarrassment as Loona rolled her eyes.
"If any of you thought I was just a husky forget it. I'm a Hellhound fucktards and snowhite there…as much as I hate to say this…is my Alpha male." she explained not bothering to cover her naked body.
"...WHAT?!"
"I told you all." spoke Lucy calmly with her arms crossed as Loona stood up and walked to Lincoln and showed the mark on his neck.
"Yeah…this mark I gave him after we fucked means….I obey him now…" she scowled as Lori cleared her throat.
"...HOLD ON!...YOU MEAN YOU TWO!?" She screeched as Lincoln gave a blush.
"...In my defense Lori…she wanted it." he reasoned.
"Wow Lincoln, you sure gave her the bone! Hahahaha! Get it?" Luan quipped as they all groaned.
"Is she always this fucking annoying?" Loona growled as Luna sighed.
"Sister, you have no idea"
"Focus!" Lori cut in while trying to cover Lola and Lana's eyes. "Put some clothes on!"
'Why? Were all women and I'm sure he's happy to see my tits" Loona spoke, jabbing a thumb at Lincoln.
Said boy glanced away while whistling with Luna holding her head.
"Dude! You…You….did THAT with the dog!? That's messed up bro!" she shouted, making Lincoln blush and Loona roll her eyes.
"Not a fucking dog, hellhound" she said as Lucy raised an eyebrow.
"So…you said that the mark Lincoln has on his shoulder blade means you have to obey him? How so?" she asked the hellhound.
"It's this stupid old thing that's gone on way before I was born. If a hellbound gives it to someone, willingly, in the middle of fucking, then they submit to them and do whatever they want without question." she explained as Lori threw her a pair of pants and a shirt making Loona growl before she stood up and put the clothes on. "What's up your cunt? Sand? Or is it just that time of the month?" Loona growled making Luan snicker.
"Okay, I think we all heard just about enough so…if you want you can eat and leave afterwards!" Rita smiled nervously as Loona shrugged.
"Fine by me, this house reeks of shit anyway"
"I'm still working out the smell from the samples." Lisa whispered.
*After Breakfast*
Loona gave a loud belch as she wiped her mouth and placed her feet on the table. "Gotta hand it to ya Fag man you make a mean breakfast" Loona smirked as Lynn Sr gave a sigh.
"Uhhh thanks?"
"Ok, you've had your fill, now scram." Lori reminded while crossing her arms as Loona flipped her off.
'Fine by me flat tits, see ya louds….and uhhh, Lincoln?" she blushed with a scowl.
"...yeah?"
"...if you want…..we can hang sometime" she spoke uneasily as her blush got deeper.
"Oh! That sounds…nice." he admitted with a blush.
Loona made her way to the door and left the loud house….only to appear next to Lincoln in a column of fire. Everyone there jumped back with wide eyes, Lincoln himself quickly patting his shirt when some of the flames got on him.
"Hot hot hot hot!"
"The fuck?' Loona muttered as she jumped out the window only to appear next to Lincoln again. "Seriously? What the fuck is going on here!?"
"Language!" frowned Rita.
"Fine." Loona raised her middle finger up instead. "Better?"
Rita gave an annoyed sigh as Lucy scratched her chin. "It seems that due to Lincoln's mark you're bound to him no matter what" she explained.
"So let me get this straight? I'm bonded to this big dicked runt's soul? For eternity?" she asked as Lucy gave a shrug.
"Seems like it"
"FUCK!" she cursed before punching the table. "You've gotta be fucking shitting me!" Loona roared as she ran over and kicked Lynn Sr clear out the roof of the house and into the road.
"...Damn that was a good kick!" Lynn complimented as Loona calmed down.
"Fuck! If the others hear of this they're gonna freak the fuck out!" she muttered to herself.
"Others? What others?" asked Lana. "You mean more hellhounds?"
"No…well yes, but….look it's complicated alright? Just know that….you might get some visitors soon ok? So until we find away to get rid of that mark I'm stuck here so get fucking used to it" she sighed.
"Hmm, interesting." remarked Lisa rubbing her chin. "This might shed some light on what I thought to be ludicrous, but if there is indeed a Hell, you might be able to answer numerous questions mankind has had for years, and science."
"Ask away Nerd bitch, I have nothing else to do" she growled in annoyance.
"Is there truly a Satan? God? Is it located on this planet or possibly on some alien world that has had interaction with our race? And the spontaneous fire just now? Is that natural and part of your biology? What about-"
"Lisa!" Lincoln cut her off. "Maybe DON'T ask so many questions all at once. This is…something we're gonna need to take slow."
"You mean like you took it slow last night?" Luan quipped, making them all groan.
"Seriously, can I cut her throat? Just one little slit?" Loona asked with a twitching eye.
"No!...well then again" Lola said as Lana slapped her across the head.
"Well Loona if you're gonna stay with us we can't have people see you" Rita said as Loona rolled her eyes and touched her earrings.
"Calm your tits, I got this." she said as her entire body started to glow and she shapeshifted into a human with sneakers on, black socks, and had the same hair and outfit, but with black lipstick and part of her hair shaved on the side. "There, happy?"
"Uh, yes actually." she replied while Leni gasped.
"Wow! You so make the goth look work. So much better without all the hair."
"..." Loona narrowed her eyes and turned to Lincoln. "I can rip the airheads face off right? You can live with 9 sisters."
"No! No hurting Leni or any of them." he spoke firmly, making Loona scowl.
'Ugh fine!" she said as she stood up and left the kitchen to go sit on the living room couch.
"Man….this has been a weird weekend huh?" Lincoln chuckled as Rita crossed her arms.
"Lincoln Albert Loud you're grounded young man! You're way to young to be having sex!" she frowned.
"But mom! I'm fine! This isn't like the stranger danger talks you gave us. I'm still perfectly ok and right here. Isn't that what matters?"
"No buts young man!" she said as Lisa raised her hand.
"Honestly mother we don't even know how Loona got on earth in the first place"
"Possibly came via a dark ritual by a satanic cult wanting to make a deal." spoke up Lucy. "Unlike me, they were successful."
"Wait what?"
"Nothing." the goth quickly said before turning away as Loona walked back in.
"Okay, if you wanna know how I got here just know I was drunk and opened a portal. I think getting fucked by snow whte here either got rid of my hangover or I didn't get drunk enough to get one"
"Would you stop cursing?" frowned Lori gesturing to her younger siblings.
"Why? That's normal in Hell." Loona shrugged.
"Well this isn't Hell!" Lori snapped with a red face making Loona smirk.
"Yeah, you wouldn't last a minute there if you don't get the stick out of your ass and stop babying your sisters. If they don't hear it from me than they'll hear it from you or your mom or that weird man maid you guys have" she said as Lynn Sr walked back in with a limp.
"Ow…what'd I miss?"
"Oh there he is now. Hey man tits mcgee a little more coffee will ya?" she said as Rita sighed.
"That's my husband, he's not a maid" she told the hellhound.
"Wait…you let that guy fuck you?" she raised an eyebrow. "Sure hope what he's got in his pants was worth it."
"Hey! I'll have you know that I'm….adequately endowed!" Lynn Sr spoke up as Loona snickered.
"Dude your son is packing a monster and i'm curious if you're the same way"
"A monster?! Eeek!" yelped Leni jumping in Lori's arms, making her grunt and nearly drop her.
"Leni she meant…..nevermind" Lori sighed as Rita clapped her hands.
"Okay everyone lets all get ready for the day and just forget about this whole thing agreed?" she said.
Her kids all agreed while Loona herself went to the kitchen to grab more coffee.
*Later*
Loona was laying on the couch back in her hellhound form on her phone, her tail dangled close to the floor as she was busy checking her facebook. She felt something grab her tail looking down and she saw it was lily.
"Doggy!" she smiled as Loona rolled her eyes.
"Alright squirt let go!" she said unamused. She felt the baby tug on the tail, making her try to pull it away, but Lily held on and giggled. Loona gave a small growl and wanted to punt the toddler like a football…..but for some reason she didn't want to inflict bodily harm on the young human child.
"Doggy!" Lily repeated, making Loona sigh and rub her face.
"Fine, you can play with it, but if you get slobber on it I'll hang you by your diaper outside." she said as Lily giggled.
*Later with Lincoln and Lucy*
"This is my room and here's my grimoire of spells" Lucy said showing Loona her spellbook as the hellhound read it.
"Hmmm not bad kid, these spells might be able to kill a few fuckers, but not many" she told her.
"Uh, you don't mean that literally, right?" asked Lincoln.
"Course I do, but if you really want to make these spells effective you need some spell weed. Next time I go to hell I'll get some for you" Loona told the small goth.
"Thanks Loona…but the spell I need requires…..other ingredients" she said with a blush as Loona raised an eyebrow and realized she was looking at Lincoln who had on some earbuds and was listening to music on his phone. The hellhound gave a smirk.
"You little perv" she chuckled.
"W-What?!" Lucy stammered with a blush.
"You wanna fuck your own brother. Relax, I don't judge. I've seen way more fucked up stuff on the job." she chuckled as she gave Lucy a small nudge making her blush. "Relax kid, it's natural to wanna bang someone that close to you. It's better than most shit ya read on the internet" Loona spoke as Lucy sighed.
"Honestly I still can't believe my brother has a familiar hellhound," Lucy spoke rubbing her shoulder. "Of all the things to happen, I always thought I'd have summoned something, possibly a demon for myself, or an imp."
"Trust me kid, most demons hate it when humans summon them and Imps are usually too spineless to be good familiar anyway" Loona told her. "I should know, I work with one."
"...Wait, you work with Imps?" Lucy asked as Loona gave a nod.
"Yeah, one is a blood thirsty bitch and the other is a baby dicked wimp," she responded. "And the other one…yeah I'm not talking about him." Loona said as Lucy wanted to ask more but decided not to.
*With Leni and Luna*
"Hey Loona!" Leni smiled as both of them perked up.
'What?" they both said, confusing Leni.
"I mean the dog Loona."
"Hellhound!" She growled as Leni ignored her and brought out a black tank top with a skull in front that looked like Lincoln's head.
'Ta da! I made this just for you since you're Lincoln's pet now!" she smiled. "What do you think?"
Loona took the shirt and admired it. 'Huh…not bad, it's better than the shit saggy tits gave me" Loona said as she took off the shirt Lori gave her ignoring Luna's blushing face and she put on the shirt Leni gave her.
"It fits!" Leni exclaimed with a smile.
"Huh, not bad. Thanks airhead." she smirked as Leni hugged her, making her freeze up. Normally she'd kick anyone that touched her without permission, but this was different.
"Glad you love it! Cause I'm making more for you to wear!" Leni smiled as she ended the hug and happily skipped off.
Loona slowly blinked while Luna cleared her throat.
"Look dudette. The least you can do while staying here is use our names and not be so harsh. Leni's a little…behind, but she's sweet."
'Yeah….sweet" Loona said awkwardly, as if she had never used the word before.
*Outside with Lincoln and the twins*
Lincoln and Loona were relaxing in the backyard watching Lola and Lana. Lola was having a tea party with her bear and Lana was rolling in the mud and splashing it close to her sister.
"Lincoln! Tell Lana to stop splashing mud so close to my dress!" Lola shreked making Loona wince as her supernatural hearing made her hear every decibel as Lincoln gave a sigh.
"Lana, could you try and hold off on that with Lola so close?" he said as Lana huffed.
'Fine!" she said as Lola smiled.
"Good! Now then maybe we can all enjoy the afternoon in peace now!" she said as she sat back in her chair.
"Lincoln? Are they always this annoying to live with?" Loona sighed.
"Yes, but…I wouldn't trade it for the world…no matter how much I want to" he said, muttering that last part to himself.
"I know a few things that could fix that. Just spank their butts and they'll wise up." she chuckled as Lincoln gave blush.
"Sheesh Loona, that's more of a mom thing to do" he spoke as she gave a smirk.
"You think I'd be a good mom?" she asked him.
"Yeah….honestly no, not really I mean at least not yet anyway. No offense Loona but you'd be a terrible mom" he chuckled.
"Hey! What's that supposed to mean?" she frowned.
"I mean I'm just saying, that just sounds like something you'd see on the internet in one of those weird stories" he said raising his hands in defense.
"Huh….yeah I guess you're right. This could be like some weird story whose chapters are in the five hundreds written by a guy who's trying to have his cake and eat it to" she chuckled before they both gave the 4th wall a quick and unamused glare.
"So Loona what's it like in Hell?' she heard Lana ask as she and Lola sat next to her.
"Shitty." she remarked bluntly and to the point.
"Loona? Language." Lincoln reprimanded her making her groan.
"Ugh…fine I swear if I hear Man tits swear around you all I'm not gonna filter any shi…..crap!" she growled with a huff as Lincoln held her hand making her blush.
* 3 days later*
Rita was in the garden planting some flowers when she saw a moving Van pulling up to the house to the right of theirs as a man with white hair, pale peach skin ,a small mustache, and wearing a dark blue suit and a woman with short black hair, slightly tanned skin, with a loose black halter top that showed off her shoulders and stomach, with tight blue jeans that showed off her hips, stepped outside and surveyed the area. "Hello there and welcome to Royal Woods!" Rita smiled as they smiled back.
'Oh hello! I'm Millie and this is my husband Moxxie! We just moved here from….Nebraska!" she smiled.
"Indeed. Quite a place up there in Nebraska." remarked her husband trying to sound casual. "Couldn't get enough of it, but we thought a change was good for us and found this little spot right here." Moxxie smiled as Rita stood up and dusted herself off.
"Well you chose the right place. Royal Woods may be small but it's a nice and close knit community. You folks are gonna love it!" she smiled as Millie giggled.
"Thank you. Well if you don't mind my Hubby and I are gonna go unpack" Millie said.
"I understand, welcome to the neighborhood, my name's Rita by the way and hey, why don't you two join us for dinner later on so you can meet my family?" she suggested.
"Uhhh…. sure, sounds great!" Moxxie smiled as he and his wife walked into their house just as Rita went into hers. But as soon as she did Moxxie peered out the window and stared at the house with a pair of binoculars that could see through walls. When he did he looked around the house and saw Loona…who was upstairs sucking Lincoln off.
"Bingo!" he said as he took off his ring and entered his Imp form as Millie did the same.
"Did you find her?"
"Yeah I did, but she's…busy" he told her.
"Busy?"
"Yeah….ya know…dick sucking busy" he spoke as Millie squealed.
"So she found someone!?"
"Uh…yeah, let's go with that." Moxxie said uneasily as he pulled out his phone and dialed a number. "Sir? It's me, yeah we found her!" he said as he and Millie stared at the Loud house as they mentally began to prepare themselves to retrieve Loona. "Wait what?...NO! That's fine Sir we don't need your help we can handle…..sir?...hello?...fuck" Moxxie sighed as Millie smiled.
"He's coming ain't he?"
"Yep" Moxxie sighed in annoyance hoping their boss wouldn't screw anything up or worse kill the loud family. "I just hope things don't get out of hand. We do NOT need to attract too much attention when we just moved in."
"Hmmm, you know, since Loona's having her own fun, why don't you and I break this place in? It is after all our first real house~?" purred Millie rubbing his chest, making his face heat up.
"Well…the bed's not here, but…oh what the hell, come here." he quickly pulled her into a dip before the two started to eagerly make out while tossing the binoculars aside as they got on the floor, clothes falling off while moaning could be heard offscreen.
Uh Oh looks like I.M.P has arrived and the louds might be D.O.A...keyword: Might as the Helluva Boss himself shows up hoping to save his daughter from the humans that "kidnapped" her anyway other characters that'll show up are indeed the other cast members of Helluva boss and even Hazbin Hotel but don't expect the Hazbin characters anytime soon why? well I wanna wait until we get an official trailer for the full series and a release date first before they make their debut but rest assured the cast of Hazbin will be showing up soon anyway let me know who you guys wanna see show up next and also should this be a Harem story? and If so who else besides Loona should be in it? anywho till next time guys Love luck and lemons.