Yo Guys Geo here and welcome back to One Helluva Loud House! this go around we get some Lore some sexy times and some I.M.P's! so sit back relax and enjoy as things are about to get weird and wild! but before we get things started I wanna make one thing Clear since all of you are curious but No Millie will not be in Lincoln's Harem she's staying with Moxxie they're just too cute to break up!
Lincoln sat on his bed, his dick hard, eager, and twitching in excitement as Loona stood in front of him in her human form, blushing and looking away with a scowl on her face.
"I still can't fucking believe this shit." she growled irritated at everything that recently transpired.
"Come on Loona, it's not THAT bad." Lincoln spoke, giving her a smile making her roll her eyes.
"Easy for you to say squirt, you didn't mark some human and find yourself stuck with him for life now!"
"Well….look on the bright side." Lincoln held her hand gently. "At least you know you're not stuck with some sick and twisted weirdo." he said, making her sigh.
"Fine…i guess that IS a good thing"
"See? It's not all bad. By the way Loona, what does this mark you gave me do anyway?" he asked her as she used her hand to rub his dick.
"Don't know and I don't fucking care. Look, I suck you off, and that's all for tonight, got it?" she conceded while he let out a groan.
"Deal." Lincoln said as he sat back on his bed as Loona entered her hellhound form and got on her knees.
"Not gonna lie, you're pretty big for a kid" she complimented with a smirk. "What? Did you snort Viagra when you were stuck in your mom?"
"Yeah…Mom says I take after dad" Lincoln blushed as Loona chuckled.
"Yeah somehow I seriously doubt that!" she leaned down near it and gave the tip a slow lick, making Lincoln bite his lip. "Try not to lose it too soon." Loona soon took it deep into her mouth, but what she didn't see was Lincoln's hair shading his eyes.
"Deeper." he spoke in a slightly deep tone which Loona didn't notice at first. She just kept it in the same space, making Lincoln frown. "I said, deeper." Lincoln growled as he placed his hand on her head and gripped her hair making Loona scowl as she tried to pull away only for Lincoln to force her head down on his shaft. "Start sucking bitch."
He growled as Loona looked up and saw Lincoln's eyes were Blackish purple which caused her great discomfort as she struggled against him only for Lincoln to grab her head and jackhammer it like crazy.
"I SAID TO SUCK IT!" He roared.
Loona let out a garbled and muffled sound, feeling her throat stretch out from the sudden and hard thrusting, the tip reaching the back of her throat. She tried to grab his hips and push him, but the grip tightened instantly.
"If you don't suck like a real bitch, I'll just use your whole head as a fucktoy!" he let out, his hips blurring while Loona's mouth was making his dick get covered in her drool as she felt her mouth stay open from the girth alone. "Too much!" he grunted as he let out a moan and came deep into her throat filling her mouth as Loona struggled to swallow it down.
"You fucking bastard! I'll choke!' thought Loona, feeling Lincoln keep her head close as his dick kept twitching again and again.
Loona soon managed to get the spooge down as Lincoln finally let her go, making her hack and cough. "YOU FUCKING BASTARD !WHY DID YO….." Loona was cut off when she saw Lincoln glaring at her in rage which made her nearly piss herself in fear.
"...You disappoint me Loona. I would have figured one of my child knew how to be an obedient slave!" he growled. "Instead, you act like a disobedient bitch to the one YOU marked!"
"...w….who are you?' she stammered with a gulp as Lincoln stepped forward and grabbed her throat.
"Who am I? I am the very being who granted you, and all other Hellhounds life!" he yelled while lifting her up as she tried to pull the hand off. "I am the one you owe your very existence to. I am Fenrir himself!" he exclaimed as Loona was dropped onto the floor.
"What the!?...b…but Fenrir's just a Myth! A bedtime story mom's tell their stupid brats!" she spoke shocked by this.
"A Myth?...Foolish Child, I am clearly no Myth" he growled as his hand glowed and he zapped Loona causing her to scream and moan as her nipples immediately got hard as she started to squirm.
"What….what….what the fuck did you do to me!?" she growled at the wolf god possessing the boy whom she marked.
"Simple. If you want to be stubborn and not accept your newfound role, then I shall have to assist. That was but a small trick of mine to help you get into the mood." He smirked. "Loona, the mark you gave this boy means he now owns you. The rabbit Goddess and I made it so those that receive these marks are destined to rule over the weak! And your unwillingness to fall in line with your purpose has gotten annoying!" he exclaimed, snapping his fingers causing Loona's clit to vibrate rapidly.
"Ahhhhh!" she cried out with wide eyes, rubbing her thighs together before gritting her teeth and glared. "Go fuck yourself!"
"No…how about I fuck YOU!" He smirked, snapping his ring and index finger, making Loona cum like crazy as her body began to heat up. "I will increase the estrus in your body until you submit and when you do I shall fuck you with the boys body until you learn your place Loona. If you didn't want this you shouldn't've marked him!" Fenrir smirked.
Loona gritted her teeth, trying to keep focused and ignore the rush of pleasure hitting her all at once.
"...Don't get any bright ideas on killing him either, we both know despite the fact you've only been here a few days you've grown attached to the boy, haven't you?"
"Not…true." she got out with a growl. "I couldn't give two shits about this kid, or his family."
"Then why are they still alive?' he smirked as Loona had no answer. "Face it Loona, you like the kid and it's because of you that I'm doing this. Lincoln is the first human marked by a hellhound in over 3 centuries and his very presence has shaken the hierarchy in Hell to its very core. You've been there to see it! The overlords and even the Ars Goetia are aware that a human has been marked by a hellhound, but they have no idea who it is. The power any being marked by a Hellhound has is unfathomable! And who knows, once he unlocks his true potential he might even be able to give the Radio demon himself a run for his money." he chuckled. "Now THAT'S something I'd like to see, and who do you think he would have to thank for making it possible? You."
"But…why have me mark him?' she grunted.
"Have you mark him? Child I did no such thing. I only created you. The decision to mark him was all yours. Being one of the more Primordial Creators of existence gives me a few perks related to your creation you know? Like seeing things through your eyes, hence why I know you're lying about hating the Louds…except for a few of them, you really do hate some of them but not all!"
Loona wanted to deny it, but the sensation she felt and what he was saying would have made it pointless. So all she could give was an annoyed glare.
"So Loona, will let me fuck you? Or do I have to get serious? I can easily erase AND remake you like you were nothing but a stain on a chalkboard!" Fenrir told her as he upped the intensity she was feeling causing her to wag her tail.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! OK OK! YOU WIN! JUST MAKE IT STOP ALREADY!" She screeched.
"Then say it like a true submissive bitch!" Fenrir growled as Loona got on all fours.
"Please….my…..master, fuck me!" she begged as he gave a shrug.
"Ehhh close enough" Fenrir snapped his fingers as he forced Loona to spread open her legs as he rammed Lincoln's dick deep into her body.
"AHHHHH!" she let out with wide eyes, making him grin as he gave her ass a slap, getting a yelp out of her.
"Damn! You're tight! I can tell you were saving up for someone else!" he grunted as he began to ram her vagina like a piston. "It fits that it would be the one who is your new master!"
'Fuck! He's rough, was Lincoln always this fucking big!?' she thought as Fenrir flipped her on all fours and pulled her hair back.
"HOWL BITCH! HOWL SO ALL MAY KNOW WHO YOU BELONG TO!" He growled in her ear. "I'll know if you're holding back."
"AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Loona howled as red soundwaves echoed all throughout royal woods and the Loud house which awakened the dirty feelings of everyone in the town.
*Rita and Lynn Sr*
Lynn Sr gave a jump as he woke up after hearing the loud howl.
"Uhhh Rita did you hear that?...Rita" he spoke as he saw his wife stripping off her pajamas and looking at him with a dangerously hungry look in her eyes. "Uhhh rita are you…" he gulped as she tackled him to the floor and ripped off his clothes and proceeded to brutally rape him.
*Lucy and Lynn*
Lucy pulled Lynn's hair back as she bit down on her sister's nipple and pinched her clit.
"You fucking whore! Asking your little sister to dominant you all because you don't have the guts? How pathetic!" Lucy growled before slapping Lynn's face and dropping her panties.
"You're going to eat my pussy bitch and enjoy it or else!" Lucy snarled.
"P-Please!" Lynn begged as Lucy brought her face down into her crotch.
*Lana and Lola*
"L-Lana! Quit it!" Lola moaned as she pushed Lana's head deeper into her ass as she could feel her sister finger her pussy and her tongue licking the inside of her anal sphincter.
"Always knew you needed something in you to shut you up Lola! And now I have it!" Lana smiled holding up a massive Dildo the size of a small night stand. "This sucker's called the Moby! And I found it in Lucy's room. I think she bought it for herself. Now than, lets play a game called ``Will it fit!" Lana smirked as she pushed the tip of the large dildo into Lola's ass.
"Ahhhh!" the pageant girl let out with wide eyes.
*Luna and Luan*
Both rocker and joker were swapping spit, rolling their tongues against the other feverishly while rubbing up against the other.
"You're such a dyke Luna!" Luan smirked as Luna stuck three fingers into her cunt making her moan as Luna gave her own smirk.
"Yeah? And you love it!" she chuckled as she continued to finger fuck Luan. "Since you like having your fingers up Mr. Coconut's ass, then you'll love having my fingers up your cunt." Luna said, pinching her sister's clit hard as Luan moaned and squirted.
"That's it, get my toys! I'll make you beg for it!" Luan smiled.
"Oh it's on sis!"
*Lori and Leni*
"EAT THAT PUSSY BITCH! *CRACK!* EAT IT LIKE THE SLUT YOU ARE!" Leni roared as she was now dressed clad in a dominatrix outfit holding a whip with a naked Lori wearing a dog collar and wearing a latex rubber suit that exposed her boobs and crotch.
Lori let out a moan, licking against Leni's exposed slit, making the younger sister hum and grip her hair tightly.
'That's a good slut! Keep at it and I will reward you!" Leni moaned as Lori suckeled her clit.
*Lisa*
Lisa slowly approached Lily's crib and….placed Lincoln's noise be gone earbuds onto her ears and dusted off her hands as she let her baby sister sleep.
"There, now that that's been taken care of, time for the real fun!~" she smirked as she pulled out a remote and pressed a button opening up 42 portals that quickly surrounded her as massive large slimy tentacles began to pour out and grab onto her. "Alright boys here's the deal, you can ejaculate as much as you want inside of me and I promise to deposit the eggs in an ocean dimension deal?" she asked them as three of them immediately went for her ass and three more went for her pussy making her moan and shudder.
"Oh! I'll take that as a yes~" she smirked as she gleefully opened her mouth, feeling 8 of the tentacles enter her mouth and fill her stomach. She let out a muffled moan while two more wrapped around her chest, suction cups clinging onto her nipples, tugging and massaging them as she felt her body stretch out and wriggle from the tendrils.
*Lincoln's room*
Loona laid on the floor covered in cum and sweat, tired from the rough fucking. she felt like her mind was mush while her tail kept wagging.
"There…now tell me Loona. Who is your alpha?" Fenrir smirked.
"Y…Y…You…." she stammered with a broken smile making him roll his eyes
"...no, try again." he deadpanned, not wanting to deal with her brokenness.
"...Lincoln!"
"Exactly, now I don't want to come back here and have this talk again. Now I shall take my leave"
'WAIT!...please, can you make it so I can actually go anywhere without being taken back and put by his side?" she asked as the Wolf god possessing Lincoln's body gave a shrug and a nod.
"Very well, from now on if Lincoln needs you all he must do is snap his fingers…goodbye Loona, may you one day join us on the other side" he spoke as Lincoln's eyes turned back to normal and he passed out next to Loona on the floor.
Said Hellhound stared at Lincoln. She looked at the juices on her thighs and carpet, before reaching over and rubbed Lincoln's head.
*The next Morning and Next Door*
Moxxie gave a groan as he got out of bed and walked downstairs with a limp. Ever since that weird wave of demonic lust slammed the town, Millie went savage on Moxxie and the poor guy just couldn't take it for very long.
'Note to self, burn the moby!" Moxxie told himself with a shudder. He reached the kitchen and went to work on getting breakfast set up, yawning as his stomach growled. 'The last time we went at it that hard was our honeymoon. Wonder if that might be a common thing while we stay here.' he thought as he made himself some coffee just as Millie came down.
"Oh mornin Sug! Last night was fun!" she pecked him on the cheek, making him smile.
"You said it, but we might need to get new sheets." he chuckled as he sipped his coffee.
"Well Mox, just be glad the crazy stuff is over" Millie smiled….as their front door was kicked down.
"What up bitches!" Blitzo exclaimed.
*Cue obligatory studio audience cheering*
"Or maybe not." groaned Moxxie facepalming. "Sir, you didn't need to kick down the door. We JUST got moved in."
"Shut It Baby dick! Now where is he? Where's the asshole who took my sweet baby!?" the I.m.p Leader growled looking around the house for the guy who "Kidnapped" Loona.
"Sir, Loona wasn't Kidnapped, she's just with the neighbors. Apparently she's in a relationship with their son" Moxxie explained.
"Ah, so he's just next door? Glad to hear!" he gave what seemed like an innocent before walking away. "I'll be right back."
"...Sir what are you doing?" Moxxie asked as he noticed Blitzo going to their Van and pulling out a shotgun.
"I just wanna talk to him" Blitz spoke simply.
"Sir? I think you should take it easy."
"I just wanna talk to him"
"Sir, please listen for once!"
"I just wanna talk to him"
"Sir, you can't just go over in broad daylight with a gun!"
"I just wanna talk to him"
"He's a child for Satan's sake sir!"
"I just wanna talk to him"
"Give me the shotgun before you blow our cover!"
While this was going On, Blitzo and Moxxie were making their way up the the door of the loud house.
"I just wanna talk to him"
"You can talk without a gun!"
"I just wanna shoot him"
"Sir! Give it!"
"I just wanna talk to him" Blitzo said, ringing the doorbell as Lincoln answered.
"Hello?" Lincoln said as the barrel of the shotgun was pressed against his forehead.
"SAY YOUR PRAYERS YOU FUCKING INCEL!" he roared, finger on the trigger while Moxxie paled.
"Sir! Think for once in your life! He's just a boy!" Moxxie exclaimed as Millie had came running out trying to help her husband quell their bosses' anger.
"I DON'T CARE WHAT HE HAS BETWEEN HIS LEGS! HE'S LOSING HIS BRAINS FOR TAKING MY BABY GIRL!" Blitzo Roared as he pushed Lincoln into the house.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF JILL TALLEY IS GOING ON HERE!?" Rita snapped as Blitzo dropped his gun.
"What's it to you ya stupid bu….oh…well hello there~" he smirked at Rrita who gave a small blush.
"...Sir, that's his mom" Moxie told him as Blitzo pushed him away.
"Shut up Moxxie"
"What the fuck's going on?!" yelled Loona coming down the steps before spotting them. "Blitz?"
"LOONY! MY SWEET BABY!" Blitzo cried as he hugged her tight.
"Ugh." she groaned in embarrassment as the rest of the family rushed out or at least tried to, given they were all limping.
"...I have several questions" Luan said, seeing everything before her as Moxxie sighed.
"You folks might wanna sit down for this"
"I would if I could." grumbled Lola who glared at Lana who casually whistled innocently.
*30 Minutes later*
"...And so we managed to purchase the home next door, and…here we are." Moxxie sighed.
"Yeah, we were just here to find Loona after our boss here went a little…crazy" Millie said.
"It is NOT crazy to worry over my precious baby!" frowned Blitzo who rubbed his head against Loona who groaned louder and pushed him off her. "But now that we found her safe and sound, we can head back home and get back to what we do best, killing sons of bitches for money." he exclaimed, making Lana gain stars in her eyes.
"Wait, you guys are assassins!? That sounds pretty badass!" She exclaimed as Lynn Sr gasped.
"Lana language!" he scolded.
"Shut the fuck up Man Maid the girl's expressing herself!" Loona exclaimed as Blitzo patted Lana on her head.
"HA! I like this kid; she knows a professional when she sees one!"
"So….Loona?" Millie cut in. "Now that we found you, you ready to head back?"
"Can't. This mark keeps me here." she remarked pointing to it. "If I try to go too far, I'll get pulled right back to Lincoln."
"Well why didn't you say so?" Blitzo pulled out his personal gun and aimed at Lincoln. "We take the kid out, then there's no big issue. Nothing personal kid, but ... .actually no, this is completely personal." he said as he took aim making Lincoln fall onto the floor.
"Now hold on a second! You can't just kill my son!" Lynn Sr snapped.
"Of course I can. I've killed dozens of assholes before with this bad boy. Even gave it a fresh wax before I left home." Blitzo exclaimed as Moxxie rolled his eyes.
"Sir he's a child, I doubt he even planned for this" he told him. "Not to mention, we don't know if this might affect Loona because of the mark."
Blitzo dropped the gun and raised his eyebrow. "Mark? What fucking mark?" he asked taking a look at Lincoln's neck. "...YOU HAD MY BABY GIRL MARK YOU!? THAT'S IT! TIME TO KILL A CHILD!"
"Nobody is killing my baby boy!" Rita cut in with a frown as Lynn Sr stood next to her.
"Okay Bossman, just calm down and lets all talk about this like adults" Millie spike taking the gun from Blitzo's hands as he sat down crossing his arms.
"Ugh fine! But if I decide he's lived long enough than I'm blowing his fucking head off!"
"Wow, he has no filter does he?" Lori snarked.
"I could fucking tell you stories" Loona spoke.
Lucy felt a cold chill in the air and gulped. "I feel a dark chill near us. It's….big." she spoke morbidly as Moxxie began to shiver.
"Y…yeah Me too, what's going on?" he gulped as Lincoln's mark began to glow as a large Projection of a massive hellhound colored black and gray appeared before them. "...No way….Lord Fenrir?" Moxxie gasped.
"Ahhhhhh!" Lynn Sr and Leni let out, hugging each other in fear as the Wolf God let out a dark chuckle.
"Oh fuck me." muttered Loona, not sure if she meant that literally or not.
"I'm sorry, who?' Luna asked as Moxxie began to explain.
"Fenrir, the Norse wolf god and one of the Primordial creators responsible for giving life to the Human world and afterlife!"
"Indeed Imp, I am the one that created all of Hellhound kind" The deity spoke in a slight booming tone. "And seeing as how things have gotten more interesting, I have shown myself to better enlighten you on what the marks are truly capable of." he explained. "You see when I made The Hellhound species I created them as Soldiers to carry out my will and goals of destruction and even gave them access to my blood the source of all of my power's but whenever they used the full extent of my power they would lose their minds and become the raging beasts they are often depicted as in media today…hence why I decided that if they cannot use my power properly they are to give it to those who are worthy enough. So with help from my wife I was able to create the Mark of Fenrir which you see on young Lincoln. With it he can draw upon the full use of my power whenever he so chooses" he explained as Millie gave a shocked look.
"Wait, so you mean to tell us that Loona here is a living battery!?"
"That's another way of putting it, but yes, that is what I'm saying" The wolf god nodded.
All eyes turned to Loona and Lincoln, who touched the mark and let that sink in.
"Loona, as long as Lincoln remains alive he can draw upon the power that you truly possess" Fenrir said as Lana gained stars in her eyes.
"THAT IS SO COOL! CAN LINCOLN ALSO SHOOT LASERS FROM HIS EYES OR GROW WINGS? OR BREATH FIRE? OR OR CAN HE CREATE GIANT FLAMING WINGS!?" She exclaimed as Fenrir let out a loud deep laugh.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My My! I never seen a human this interested in my abilities before, but yes young one eventually Lincoln will be able to do all of those things" he smiled before getting serious. "However there is a drawback. Lincoln is a human and as such the mark will slowly but surely corrupt him so to prevent that he will need a Pack to call his own"
"Oh great! So this little shitstain has to go fuck a bunch of dogs? He already took Loony from me!" Blitzo piped up.
"No you sad and lonely fool. Lincoln will need to have children in order for the full extent of his power to be of use what little power he has now can be used if he were to learn how to use them and as for children if Lincoln is to become truly powerful he will need offspring and not just from Loona" Fenrir spoke, making the boy blush hard.
"Wait! Wait wait wait." spoke up Lola shaking her head. "You make it sound like our brother is going to need to date more than one girl."
"Harem tiny child, it's called a harem." Fenrir explained simply as Lynn Sr fainted on the spot as Rita crossed her arms.
"Absolutely not! My son is too young for a harem!"
"Lady he had sex with a Hellhound" Moxxie spoke. "I should know, I literally saw her sucking his cock."
"YOU WHAT!?" Blitzo and Rita both yelled in rage as Rita grabbed the shotgun and aimed it at Moxxie.
"YOU PERVERT!"
"...Yeah not gonna lie. that's hot" Blitzo spoke
"Ahhh! It was an accident! I swear!"
"ENOUGH! ALL OF YOU!" Fenrir boomed, shaking the whole house with his voice alone. "The Point is…Lincoln has incredible power within him and soon he will be ready to take the title of Overlord but until then I will send for someone to teach him how to use his power, they will arrive within 3 weeks times so until then young Lincoln, enjoy your newfound powers….oh and Blitzo…if you harm a single hair on this boys head I will personally see to it that you will die" he threatened before vanishing.
"...Oh well, FUCKING WORTH IT!' Blitzo shouted as he took aim, only for Rita to slap the gun out of his hands.
"Stop that!" she glared before lowering the shotgun and took a deep breath and exhaled. "Look, I can get why you'd be upset, but trying to aim a gun at MY son, in MY house? Not something I'll let slide." she spoke as he rolled his eyes.
"So what's your fucking point sugar tits?" he grumbled.
"How about a compromise?" Rita suggested as Blitzo smirked.
"I'm listening"
"To make up for it, if you promise to STOP trying to raise a gun to Lincoln. I'll…let you have me."
"WAIT WHAT!?" Lynn Sr and his kids all screamed in shock. "RITA ARE YOU INSANE!?" he exclaimed.
"What else can we do Lynn? Have our son get killed!? It's the only way and it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!"
"Hmmm." Blitzo rubbed his chin, looking Rita over with a smirk. "Alright, if you're a good fuck in bed, I'll keep it together."
"Good, now then follow me up to my room and we can get started" she told him as Blitzo happily did so, but not before turning around and giving Lincoln an evil grin and dragging his finger across his neck..
Said boy paled and held his own neck while everyone was silent as the two left, Lynn Sr horrified, Lori looking sick, and Leni tilting her head.
"I don't get it. What's a 'fuck'?"
"...is she serious?" Loona said.
*9 Hours later*
Lincoln, his sisters, his father, Loona, Moxie, and Millie all sat in the living room as the entire house and ceiling was shaking due to the intense fucking that was going on upstairs.
"Damn it you horned bastard! Tear my ass up!"
"Holy fuck, you're out of control! I can't stop! My hips feel like they're gonna break!" Blitzo whined in pain.
"Don't quit on me now you pussy! Use that imp dick to really mess up my insides!" They heard Rita shout as Lynn Sr laid on the floor crying his eyes out all while Leni patted her dad on his shoulder.
"So….you kids doing good in school?' Moxxie asked trying to break the awkward tension.
"My teacher says I need to learn how to wash my hands after I go to the bathroom more often. I don't get what the big deal is." Lana shrugged.
"That's uhhhh….that's nice" he chuckled as the ceiling cracked and shook harder.
'AHHH FUCK YES! THAT'S IT! HARDER HARDER HARDER! I SWEAR IF YOU DONT FUCKING BREAK THIS BED I'LL SNAP YOUR DAMN NECK!"
"YA DONT GOTTA BE SO MEAN ABOUT IT YOU DICK HUNGRY BITCH!"
"DICK HUNGRY BITCH!? THAT'S IT LAY ON THE FLOOR I'M GONNA RIDE YOU TILL THE COWS COME HOME!"
"NO…..NO…..NOT TILL THE COWS COME HOME! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I SURRENDER! I WON'T KILL YOUR FUCKING KID! JUST PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PUSSY AND FUCK MAMA GOOD AND HARD!" Rita roared as the entire house gave a few more shakes
"Note to self, reinforce the house with soundproof walls." muttered Lisa into a recorder.
Soon the house stopped and Rita walked out downstairs normally. No limp just the strong smell of sex and a sweaty body.
"Hello my wonderful children! Lincoln sweetie, I fixed the problem for you!" Rita smiled.
"Uhhh thanks mom, but what happened to the other guy?" he asked as Blitzo could be seen literally dragging himself out the room before tumbling down the stairs into a crumpled heap at the bottom.
"...Moxxie…help" he groaned.
"Pretty sure she already did that." he remarked while Rita patted Lincoln's head.
"Damn! Reminds me of the time we experimented in the barn." giggled Millie.
"...Sir are you okay?' Moxxie asked, going over and helping his boss to his feet.
"Ok?...ok?...I'M FUCKING BETTER THAN OKAY! WHAT A WOMAN!' He exclaimed as Loona rolled her eyes.
"Of course" she growled softly.
"Welcome to the family kid!" Blitzo pulled Lincoln over and gave him a noogie. "You get to live!"
"Uhhh, thanks mr?..."
"I'm Blitzo, the O is silent, but you and your sisters can call me your new dad!" he exclaimed.
"But I'm his dad" Lynn Sr spoke.
"Wait, for real? Huh, thought you were the Man maid" he remarked with a shrug while Lynn Sr whimpered, feeling that one hit before Luna raised a hand.
"Uh…so…you mind putting some pants on dude? Kids here." she spoke covering Lily's eyes and only Lily's eyes.
"Ugh fine!" he sighed, annoyed by this. "But as your new dad, I'm making it clear now. If any of you get the urge to choke the chicken or have a clambake, put a sock on the door."
"What's a clambake?" Leni asked as Lori face palmed.
"Oh that's easy, it's where you…"
"OKAY! SO…..Who wants dinner? Millie and I are buying." Moxxie exclaimed, interrupting Blitzo before he could define a lesbian orgy.
"I'm in!" Luan piped up. "I'm so hungry my legs can't stop shaking. Hahaha! Get it?"
"...Are you sure I can't kill her?" Loona asked Lori.
"No, regardless of how many of us want you to" she said.
*Later*
Lincoln was taking a nice hot bath relaxing to himself. "This is the life" he sighed as he heard the door open and Loona stepped inside wearing nothing but a towel and in her human form. He sat up with wide eyes and a blush as she walked over.
"Make some room, I'm joining." she told him sitting in the water and getting close to him. "I'll admit I had my doubts, but being here with you is starting to change my tune" she smirked.
"Uh, thanks." he replied, glancing away as her breasts were on display in the water, making him gulp. "So…uh…your dad seemed….nice?"
"Yeah, you get used to him, he's an annoying asshole, but…..he's the asshole I'm stuck with" she sighed as Lincoln began to grope her boobs.
"Yeah I can see that, but right how about we tend to each other?" he smirked before kissing her neck.
"Mmm, just say fuck and I'm there." she smirked before pulling him closer, while moving her leg under the water to brush against his dick, making him jump.
"So…with or without the tub water?' he chuckled.
"Let's make a pond~" she growled before pressing her lips against his, making his dick really react and start rising and rubbing against her with her nipples getting hard.
Lincoln used his dick and rubbed against her slit making her moan softly as he jammed it deep into her.
'Fuck!' Loona let out, keeping the kiss going as she wrapped her legs around him, Lincoln taking the chance to squeeze and knead her breasts which was making her get even more hot. Loona stared deep into Lincoln's eyes and smirked. "Do it big man fuck the shit out of me!" she told him.
"You asked for it!" he grinned, moving his hips back and forth, making her groan with a grin.
"Come on. Is that all? I thought you were good at this." she mocked.
"Oh you want me to go harder?" he smirked as he grabbed two handfuls of her ass and began to hammer away at her pussy until he could feel the entrance to her womb. "How's this for harder!"
"Oh fuck yeah!" she cried out with a grin while squeezing him tighter. "Rail this bitch! You got a dick, so use it!"
Lincoln reared his hips back before giving one final slam that penetrated Loona's womb, causing her to let out a loud howl that echoed throughout the house. "AHHH! FUCK ME HARDER YOU BASTARD! USE ME! USE ME NOW!" She yelled in ecstasy.
"You wanna be used! Gladly!" he grunted, the insides squeezing him tight like a vice, which just made him desperate to go faster as he pinched her ass, making her jump and grit her teeth. "Come on girl, you want my dick? Then really ask for it!"
"Please use your dick to make me cum! I want it so fucking badly!"; She begged as Lincoln slapped her ass harder.
"That's a good girl!" he grunted as Lincoln could feel his limit reaching. "Fuck Loona I'm cumming!"
"AHHHHH!" she screamed, feeling him bury himself inside before feeling her sperm hit the inside like a fire hose.
"Ahhh! I can't stop!" Lincoln let out, burying his face against her chest while holding on via her ass.
Loona howled again as she could feel every squirt of cum flooding her womb and filling her up. "So fucking good…" she moaned.
Lincoln panted, trying to keep it together as his head was swimming from the huge ejaculation, finding the spot too comfy and not moving away from it.
The happy Moment was ruined when they heard the sound of a camera snapping from above. Loona looked up and saw Blitzo taking pictures.
"My Loony's first time!" he gushed, making her growl.
"GODDAMMIT BLITZO!' She roared.
"Oh don't mind me." he waved as Lincoln looked up and yelled, falling backwards into the water and pulling out of Loona, making her yelp and turn back to her normal form while glaring up at Blitzo, grabbing the sink and ripping it off before throwing it, right into the vent as Blitzo barely dodged it. "Hey! I'm just trying to preserve precious moments of my baby girl! It comes with being a single parent after all." he explained as Loona threw the toilet at him.
"...Good thing we have House insurance" Lincoln sighed.
*3 days later*
Lincoln gave a yawn as he made his way downstairs and came across a full scale breakfast buffet like he never saw before. His eyes went wide, making him rub them and look again, still seeing the food there. "Woah…this is…amazing!"
"Ya like it? Man Maid and I whipped up a good breakfast!" Blitzo exclaimed pointing at Lynn Sr as they were both now wearing a kiss the cook aprons.
"Wow Blitzo, I didn't know you could cook." Lincoln said taking a seat.
"Yeah well I dabble every so often" he chuckled as Lynn Sr rolled his eyes.
"Lincoln where's your sisters?" he asked. As if on cue all ten of the girls ran downstairs and surrounded the table.
"WHOA! Look at this spread! You made all this?" Lana gasped.
"Astounding." remarked Lisa.
"It's…beautiful." smiled Lola wiping a tear from her eye.
"Wow! Thanks Daddy!" Leni smiled as Lynn Sr beamed happily.
"Awww you're welcome Leni!"
"...I wasn't talking to you Man Maid. I was talking to dad!" she spoke pointing to Blitzo who let out a loud happy squeal.
"But…I'm your dad." Lynn Sr whined as Blitzo put his arm on his shoulder.
"Not anymore Man Maid!"
All the kids took their spots and started digging in like starved coyotes just as Rita came down in a bathrobe yawning herself.
"Good morning everyone, how are my three favorite men in the house today?" she asked Kissing Lincoln's forehead, Lynn Sr on his lips, and going into a full makeout session with Blitzo.
"Well ... .at least Rita still loves me" Lynn Sr smiled weakly.
"Remember kids, after you eat up, we got a big day ahead of ourselves." spoke Blitzo with a grin. "As your new dad, it only makes sense I show you how to get into the family business."
"...Family Business?" Lana asked as Blitzo patted her head.
"That's right Lana, today I'm gonna show you all how to kill fuckers!"
That instantly got a spit take reaction from everyone, Rita coughing and clearing her throat.
"Uh, Blitzo? That's going to be…hard. The kids need to go to school today."
"...But…But….Murder!" he whined as she kissed his cheek.
"Don't worry you can teach them to kill on the weekends" she smiled as Lynn Ssr gave a nod.
"That's right education is just as important as assainatiuon!"
"I hate to say it but the Man Maid is right" Loona spoke, not looking up from her phone.
"Awwww." whined Lana and Lynn.
"Now eat up or you're all gonna be late and besides I want my two favorite men to help mama clean house~" Rita purred, grabbing both Blitzo and Lynn Sr by the crotch.
This made her kids all grimace, puke, or in a few cases, manage. Yes one being Leni who was still clueless.
"Yep, that is the face of unbelievable thirst!" Lisa said as they all agreed with her.
*Royal Woods Middle school*
Lori had dropped Lincoln and Lynn off at school as Lynn took off running inside.
"Come on Stinkoln! Don't wanna be late today!" she called out.
"I'm coming!" he called, running after her or at least trying to given she was much faster than he was. "Lynn, slow down!" he called out before bumping into someone. "Oh man I'm sorry I wasn't looking where I was going and ... .Cristina?"
Said girl turned to him with wide eyes. Before he could say another word, she bolted off away from him.
"...Guess she still hates me for that whole statue picture thing" he muttered as he stood up and headed to class, unaware that Cristina was hiding behind a nearby wall.
"...I ...I'm sorry Lincoln" she sighed, looking down at her scarred and semi burned left arm as she sighed and walked off.
Lincoln managed to narrowly avoid being late, making it to his class at the very last second. "Finally…..made it" he said as he stepped into the dinky little trailer Bohlhofner called a classroom and instead of his surly teacher, he saw Principal Ramirez.
"Hello class, Mr Bolhofner is out for awhile so we hired this substitute " she smiled as she stepped out of the way revealing Loona who was now wearing a gray suit, a white undershirt, and clearly had no bra as her hair was done up in a bun and she now wore glasses.
"Sup." she greeted plainly, Lincoln's eyes going wide in disbelief.
"Wow she's hot!"
"I'm glad we got her!"
"I hope she's single"
"Yeah, she's gonna be mine by the end of the day!" she had heard some of the students muttering which made her smirk. She knew she was hot and didn't care. She was Lincoln's woman all the way.
"This is Miss Loona so Please give her the same respect like anyone else." finished Ramirez before leaving the class as Loona crossed her arms.
"Alright, I'm gonna make this real clear so listen up. I got three rules. Don't piss me off, don't annoy me, and don't talk back. Do that and we can tolerate each other. Now all of you go ahead, read some random ass stuff, and I'll be doing my own thing." she ordered before going over to the desk, leaning back in the chair with her feet propped up before pulling out her phone and started surfing the net.
"Uhhhh Miss Loona? Shouldn't we be doing some class work?" One student asked, raising her hand.
"Huh? Oh yeah. Ok class, what's one plus one?"
'Two"
"Two plus two?"
"Four"
"Four plus four?"
'Eight"
"Good. There, now you've been taught. Class has free time until Lunch" she spoke casually.
Lincoln gave a sigh as he pulled out his phone and started to play games on it. Loona noticed this and sent Lincoln a few pics which were of her pussy from beneath her desk which made him blush heavily. He looked up and saw her flash a wink before going back to her own phone. 'Ok, when class is over, I've GOTTA ask her why she's here.' he thought as the bell for Lunch rang out loud.
"Class dismissed, enjoy your food or some shit" she spoke as all the students piled out of the classroom except for Lincoln.
"...Loona? Why're you here!?" he exclaimed.
"To teach, duh." she remarked bluntly.
"No, I mean WHY are you here?' he asked again.
"Oh yeah, well it was either this or listen to your mom break Blitzo's hips and your dad be a simpy cuck" she shrugged. "Figured it was easy and I could get paid doing it, even if it is a shit job."
"Okay, but how did you convince Principal Ramirez to give you the job?" he asked as Loona gave a thoughtful look.
*Flashback 2 hours earlier*
Principal Ramirez was moaning like crazy as Loona ate out her pussy and pulled her nipples.
"So, what do you say?" Loona asked as she could feel the Principal squirting in her mouth.
"Okay…deal you can have the job!" she panted as Loona whipped her mouth.
"Alright, also if you think I'm good you should have Lincoln fuck you. Trust me he may be a kid but he's got skills that rival Ron Jeremy!" she smirked.
*End flashback*
'...I paid her fifty bucks and she gave me the job. Oh and by the way she wants you to be her personal assistant for a month starting next week ``Loona said.
Lincoln raised an eyebrow at the hellhound. "Uh huh…So…what happened to Mr. Bolhofner?"
Loona turned and faced the reader with a thoughtful look.
*Last night*
Loona walked up to Bohlhofner's house and rang the doorbell.
'Hello?" he said before Loona blew his head off with a shotgun.
*End flashback*
"...Sabbatical"
"Loona!" he frowned, making her roll her eyes.
"Okay so I killed him, big deal"
"You killed him?!" he cried out in horror. "Why?!"
" I heard from Lynn he called you a waste of space who deserves to suffer because misery builds character" she told him. "So I figured nobody would really look into him disappearing and getting replaced by a hot goth. Speaking of which, how did you like those pics I sent you?" she smirked.
'Uhhh yeah thanks for that. Honestly I wish if we had time we could go a few rounds here in the class room" he blushed as she deeply kissed him.
"Yeah sucks/ but Maybe if we're quick and I can suck your dick before everyone comes back~" she purred. "Would you like that? To have the sub give you a bj where anyone could walk in and see?"
"...Sorry Loona, food comes first!" he said quickly as he rushed out, making her laugh.
"Oh he'll come around." she sighed happily.
*After Lunch*
Lincoln and the other students all came back inside just as Lonna was laying on the desk.
"Hmmm? Oh you're all back already?" She yawned as she noticed Lincoln being tripped over by a brat with red hair.
"Oof! Chandlar!" Lincoln growled with his eyes briefly flashing purple.
"Heh! Sorry about that Lincoln Lame! I didn't see you there!" he laughed, making Loona scowl at him as Lincoln sat in his desk.
"Alright! Class we're gonna have a pop quiz! Everyone gets to do a 45 page essay on the history of corn!...well everyone except for those who aren't named Chandler!"
"Hey!" the boy snapped as everyone in class cheered as Loona passed out papers to everyone.
"You all have about 8 math questions to answer while Chandler here gets the essay!" she smirked as she passed Lincoln and Chandler who gave a smirk and licked his hand before giving Loona's ass a loud massive slap.
The sight of which made everyone gasp as Lincoln's pupils turned purple and his eyes flashed black and green as he felt anger at the sight before him.
'WHAT THE HELL!?" Loona shouted in rage. She whirled on the boy and nearly dropped her form while he held his hands up.
"Woah, easy there. It was just a little tap hot stuff." he remarked like it wasn't a big deal."
"HOT STUFF!?" She snarled.
"Yeah! A real man like me shouldn't have to do this so how about this, you let me skip out on this and I'll grace you with the lifetime opportunity of dating me!" he smirked arrogantly as Loona gave a feral look and to the surprise of everyone, even Lincoln, Loona reared her fist back and decked Chandler in the face so hard he was sent through the wall and onto the grass outside.
"LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT! NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE TOUCHES MY ASS WITHOUT PERMISSION GOT IT!?" She roared.
Chandlar groaned in pain, feeling dizzy as he tried to sit up and rubbed his face, only to jolt and look down at his fingers, seeing blood. Making him wince when he felt his nose and felt it throb in pain. "You fucking Bicth! I'll make you regret this! No one and I mean No one turns down Chandler Obediah Mccann!" he yelled as he took off running to the main building as the final bell rang and everyone but Lincoln all ran out the classroom.
"...you gonna be okay Loona?" he asked, holding her hand.
"Honestly? No. I should have just ripped that brat's head out through his ass." she sighed in annoyance.
"Don't worry Loona, be glad it;s over now" he told her.
*35 Minutes later*
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN I'M FIRED!?" Loona shouted as she stood in Principal Ramirez's office along with Chandler and his parents.
"Look Loona, what happened is something I can't turn a blind eye to."
"That little shit stain grabbed my ass!" Loona exclaimed.
"Stop Lying you harlot! My sweet baby would never do such a thing, you probably seduced him with that disgusting body of yours!" Chandler's overweight mother huffed.
"Oh go stuff your face at a Mcdonalds you walrus of a lardass! Your little waste of sperm here tried putting the moves on me, but I prefer a real man, not a limp dick virgin who would only get a pity handjob behind a dumpster." Loona growled.
'How dare you insult my beautiful wife, you ugly heathen! I'll have you know I own the Royal woods sewage treatment plant and I know some very powerful people!" Chandler's father exclaimed, making Loona roll her eyes.
"Yeah I can see where your kid gets his shitty attitude from. You two probably fucked in all that shit water and he was conceived from it!" she turned to Ramirez with narrowed eyes. "You're seriously taking these dumbshits' side? Just look at them. I wouldn't be surprised if they were secretly inbred hicks who got off on that shit."
"Look Loona If it were up to me I wouldn't do this, but you did hit a child…however I'm willing to overlook things on one condition" The principal spoke.
"If I hit them too? Gladly." Loona snarked. "So what's the condition?"
"Well given that you convinced one Lincoln Loud to be my personal assistant for a month, starting next week of course, I figured why not convince him to be my assistant for 3 more months after that?" she asked, making Loona smirk.
'You horny bitch, so she got the pics I sent her featuring the bathtub fun Lincoln and I had last night huh?' she thought. "Alright Deal"
"What in the world are you on about? Who cares about some other kid? This is about this hussy framing our innocent child!" Chandler's mom yelled with her spitting onto Loona's face and her breath getting in her nose.
"Seriously Bitch get a breath mint! Did you eat ass before you got here!?" Loona scowled covering her nose. "Or do you just not know what the hell tooth paste is?"
"Why I never!" she huffed as Principal Ramirez cleared her throat.
'The Point is what Miss Loona did was wrong, yes, but Chandler also should've known his boundaries so I'm afraid to say this Mr and Mrs Mccann, but I'm afraid that Chandler is expelled" she spoke.
"What?! You can't do that!" Chandler shouted in rage.
"My decision is final." she said, crossing her arms.
The parents scowled at her, and at Loona, before turning and marching out while Chandlar glared at Loona who smirked and gave him the bird on the way out.
"Stupid girl! Its not fair! I shouldn't be expelled over what she did!" Chandler frowned.
"Don't worry son, we'll get you back there in no time. I just have to make a few calls and that principal and bitch will get theirs." spoke his dad.
"No dad, we need something else! I was also the fault of that stupid Lincoln Lame!" Chandler frowned. "He needs to get his first, THEN that punk will get what's coming to her." Chandler looked out a nearby window and saw Lincoln and his sister Lynn getting in, but what he also noticed was Lincoln's sister Lucy reading a book. "Hmmm I think I know just how to do it!" he smirked.
His parents looked over and saw what their son looked at before turning to each other with grins and nodded. "Well son, we better make room when we get home then." his dad spoke as they noticed Cristina walking down the hall.
"Cristina!" his mother shouted, making her jump. "Come along stupid girl we're going home!"
"R-Right! Coming mom!" she stammered softly as she followed them out the door.
*Loud House*
"Hey Loona?" Lincoln asked as they snuggled on the couch with Lily playing with Loona's tail.
"Yeah?"
"When you told me about what happened to Bolhofner? I don't think you were telling me the truth."
"How so?" she asked not looking up from her phone.
"Because the time of him leaving at the exact moment you show up? WAY too coincidental." Lincoln told her.
"Hey, I don't question it."
He raised an eyebrow at her while she looked up briefly. "Loona? Tell the truth."
"Ok ok, I didn't kill him…..I buried him alive."
"You what?!" Lincoln shouted.
"What? What I told you was true, that is why I did it"
"Loona! You can't just go around casually killing people!"
"Why not? That's what Blitzo's job is." she shrugged as Lincoln tried to say more, but decided against it.
"Anyway Loona, you never told me how you ended up drunk on earth anyway?" Lincoln asked her as Loona grabbed Lily with her tail and placed her in her lap.
"Well, just to be clear. I wasn't just drunk, I was on a LSD too. Like, a lot of it. Pretty sure what I had would be enough to make a bunch of people in this town fall over dead."
"Wow really? LSD?"
"Like 75 gallons of the stuff." Loona spoke as they smelled dinner cooking.
"C'mon looks like dinner's ready" Lincoln smiled as he held her hand and led her to the kitchen.
*The Next Morning*
It was now Saturday morning and the only Loud that was awake was Lucy who was sitting underneath the tree in the front yard writing in her poetry book.
"Hmmm, I wonder if I should try making a poem about Lincoln and Loona, or perhaps Blitzo." she muttered to herself as she saw the Mailman pulling up to the mailbox. "Didn't know the mail could run this early" she put her book down and made her way over to grab the mail. "I'll take the mail, thank you" she said as she held out her hand.
"Sorry little girl, but I don't have any mail today, but I do have something even better." the mail man spoke as he threw a burlap sack over Lucy.
"Hey! What's going on?!" she cried out in alarm.
"Shut up! The Macann's have a need for ya!" he responded as he quickly drove off as soon as he arrived.
Uh Oh Chandler and his parents have Lucy and Cristina is his sister!? this isn't good only time will tell if Lincoln manages to save his baby sister from what ever chandler and his folks have planned for her as chapters 2 to 5 will mark the Story's first Arc and Principal Ramirez now wants Lincoln to be her personal assistant...what? it may or may not end in a lemon...or two anyway Next time we see exactly what Chandler has planned for Lucy and not only that but Blitzo keeps to his word and take the Loud kids out on their first Assasination job how long before they screw things up? who knows at this point.