R.I.P Gavin Rodriguez

A good friend and Awesome like a brother

1996-2023

Gavin was one of my best friends and his mom informed me he was killed while they were visting his family up in Nebraska so this chapter is dedicated to him.

Lincoln was making his way into the cafeteria and sat down at the table his friends were at as he tried to enjoy his lunch.

"...Guys? If you wanna know why I have Rabbit ears on my head, blame Lisa." he spoke biting into his sandwich.

"Ears? What ears? I don't see any ears." spoke up Rusty while trying to whistle innocently as Zach nudged him.

"Well we were kinda curious, but that explains a lot." admitted Liam as Stella gave a small giggle.

"I think your ears look cute Lincoln! I'm not sure how Lisa made those, but I wouldn't mind getting a pair myself." she smiled.

"Well, they're not always a pro. Trying to get them to stay down when brushing my hair is impossible. And explaining that my little sister gave them to me is getting a bit redundant every time someone asks." he chuckled nervously as his ears perked up and pointed to the doors where he turned his head and saw Cristina wandering inside holding a crumpled brown paper bag and a dead look in her eyes. Lincoln could hear everyone around him mumbling in confusion and concern about how she looked.

"Wonder what's going on with her?"

"Think someone's giving her trouble?"

"Didn't you hear? Her family abandoned her!"

"No way! That's messed up."

"Wonder why they did that?'

Lincoln gave a weary sigh and shook his head. 'I guess I was more concerned with wanting Chandler and his parents dead than how them being gone would affect Cristina.' he thought with a sigh as he tried to enjoy his meal. 'I hope she can at least enjoy her lunch and bear with the day.'

Stella simply shook her head. "Man, I never knew she was related to that jerk Chandler….speaking of which, did you guys hear? Someone saw what happened to Chandler's house!" she exclaimed as Lincoln nearly choked on his sandwich and swallowed it down.

"For real?!" Liam went wide eyed as Stella gave a rapid nod as Rusty rolled his eyes.

"Please, I heard that some weirdo werewolf thing dragged them into a swirly thing. I call baloney on that!" he said as Lincoln's stomach gave a loud unsetting grumble making them look at him strangely.

"You ok Lincoln?" asked Clyde.

"Yeah, swell. Foods just not sitting with me, I'll be fine." he spoke as the grumbling got louder forcing him to hold his stomach and run out the cafeteria and towards the bathrooms.

*The Bathrooms where Lincoln is puking his guts out*

We cut to the Bathrooms where Lincoln was in a stall puking his guts out into a toilet. He panted while trying to lean up, only to heave into the bowl again, emptying his stomach in no time flat.

"...Ugh, what the fuck?' he groaned, wiping his mouth as he noticed his forearm was covered in blood. Lincoln gave a shocked look and looked in the toilet and saw the bowl was filled to the brim with the metallic red liquid. He paled and stepped back, leaning against the door while feeling a bit lightheaded. "Why…What's going on with me?" he groaned as he coughed up another glob of blood into his hand….and noticed there was a small clump of hair mixed into it. "What…the…hell?!"

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRING!*

The Final Bell Rang, making him Jump as Lincoln quickly ran back to the toilet, flushed down the blood, did his best to clean the residue, and threw away the clump. Afterwards he washed his hands and quickly made his way to his locker.

*Rita and Lynn Sr*

Rita was feeding Lily at the kitchen table as Lynn Sr was making dinner.

"Tonight's gumbo is gonna be the biggest one yet." he smiled while tasting the gumbo. "Hmmmm needs….something, but what?' he muttered as before Rita could give him an answer the front door was kicked down.

"HEY HEY! WHAT UP LOUDS!?" Blitzo shouted as he was carrying a huge bag as he, Millie, and Moxxie (who was wearing a wedding dress for some reason) walked in and plopped down on the couch. "We're back! You wouldn't believe the shit we just got done dealing with." Blitzo exclaimed, tossing the bag onto the kitchen table and putting his feet up.

Moxxie rolled his eyes as he sat in the recliner as Rita raised an eyebrow.

"...Moxxie what's with the dress?"

"Yeah…I don't wanna talk about it" he grumbled.

"Really? Cause I do." remarked Blitzo casual with Millie giving a glare.

"We AIN'T talkin' about it, got it?" she growled with fire in her eyes before she calmed down and walked into the kitchen smelling the gumbo Lynn was making. Grabbing the spoon from his hand she scooped some and tasted it. "Hmmmmm throw in some jalapenos, Bacon and a few sprigs of Arugula and it's a damn good meal" she spoke casually.

"You sure? Bacon seems a bit much." he asked as she nodded her head.

"Trust me, it'll tie it all together, My folks make some damn good gumbo so I know what I'm talking about" she chuckled.

"Well…alright, I'll give it a try." Lynn shrugged as while he and Millie were fixing the Gumbo, Rita placed Lly in Moxxie's arms and went over to the bag that Blitzo had brought.

"...Blitzo please tell me this bag isn't filled with decapitated heads." she sighed in annoyance.

"Aw relax, it's just some random junk I snatched from Moxxie's dad's place."

"Blitz." growled Moxxie.

"Uh, I mean, just random shit I HAPPENED to find outside a big mansion." he chuckled nervously as Rita opened the bag and saw it was filled with a bunch of gold jewels and Chinaware.

"Oh wow…this, wow I always wanted fine China" Rita smiled examining a plate and seeing her reflection as Blitzo puffed out his chest in pride.

"Eh, consider it a gift then hot stuff." he smirked as Moxxie shook his head as Lily gave a yawn and woke up making him smile.

"Hey there Lily, have a nice nap?" Moxxie spoke as the small Loud giggled and clapped her hands, all while Rita pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary table lamp, but this one was deep red with black zigzags and a yellowish white lamp shade.

"Wow, this is…not really my style." Rita spoke as she noticed the lightbulb inside the lamp was loose so she decided to screw it, which caused it to turn on as a burst of light blasted from it. She dropped it and covered her eyes before Moxxie did the same for Lily with Blitzo yelping.

"FUCK! MY EYES!" He yelled as Millie quickly rushed into the Living room, knives drawn, as the entire house began to fill with smoke just as Lori and her Siblings all walked inside.

"AHHHH! WHAT THE HELL? DAD ARE YOU MAKING GOULASH AGAIN!?" Lori shouted as they all shielded their eyes and waved the smoke away just as it all started to clear up.

"No! Gumbo!" he coughed loudly as they could all hear laughing and were quickly met with a Woman the same height as Luan appeared. She had pink skin (which let the Imps know she was a sinner), was wearing what seemed to be a frilly dress shirt, and a short black skirt with a waist cape tied around her waist as her tail ended in a bow.

"I'm freeeee!" she let out with a smile as she started to fly around happily, but before she could say anything els,e the Imps (and Rita who had a shotgun) all pointed their guns at her. "Whoa whoa, first day free in over 800 years and the first thing I get is guns to my head" she said raising her hands in defense.

"Alright bitch, ya got 3 seconds to explain who you are and why you decided to appear out of nowhere!" Blitzo growled.

"Well first off, it's not nowhere; I came from my lamp." she pointed at the lamp sitting on the floor. "As for who I am? I am the wonderful DOODLES! The Wish granting Djinn!" she exclaimed, summoning a neon sign with her name on it.

"...yeah big whoop." he remarked before shooting, making her duck her head with the shot hitting the wall.

"Hey! Watch it! Didn't you hear what I said?!" she pouted as Blitzo gave a shrug.

"Uhhhh, Nope!"

Moxxie face palmed. "She can grant wishes Sir! Plus she's a Djinn, meaning we can't kill her via normal means"

"Says who?"

"Says logic, something you don't understand." he muttered.

"The Possum is right! (Moxxie: hey!) Djinn's can't be killed via earthly or even heavenly weapons, but I ain't gonna tell you how to kill me; that would be stupid. So I'm gonna grant some wishes if you have any heart's desires I give 'em to ya!" Doodles exclaimed as Luan quickly ran up and gave a snicker before whispering in Blitzo's ear. Hearing what she had to say made him snicker and suppress a laugh.

"Oooh! That's a good one! Okay okay so Luan here! she's….*Snicker*...got a wish!" he exclaimed, pushing Luan forward who was trying not to laugh.

"Yeah I def have a wish!" she said, covering her mouth.

"Then tell me and I shall grant it." Doodles spoke as Luan and Blitzo tried not to burst into laughter.

"Okay, I wish for a crystal ball that'll show me exactly what I'm thinking of!" she snickered as Blitzo bit down on his bottom lip and his cheeks puffed up as he tried not to let it slip.

"Uhhhh, you alright sir?' Moxxie spoke as he quickly nodded.

"Uh huh, just peachy." he let out as he gave a thumbs up.

Doodles waved her hands and summoned a crystal ball. It landed in Luan's hands as she then showed the djinn what was inside. Peering inside the demon genie's entire body paled in shock.

"INFLATION!? YOU HAVE THE POWERS OF A GOD AT YOUR FINGERTIPS AND YOU CHOSE TO WATCH INFLATION!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" She yelled as Luan and Blitzo both erupted in a fit of laughter.

However, had anyone been paying attention, they would have seen the Bow on Doodle's tail grow a little bigger.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MAN THAT WAS PRICELESS!" Blitzo laughed falling over as he and Luan were rolling on the floor laughing their asses off.

The Djinn simply rolled her eyes and gave an annoyed sigh. "Are they always like this?" she asked Moxxie.

"You have no idea" he groaned.

"I don't get it." Leni tilted her head confused. "What's inflation?"

"We'll talk about it later." sighed Lori as the others perked up seeing it was legit.

"Ooooh! I have a wish and it's the perfect one!" Millie smirked as she knew EXACTLY what to wish for.

*Meanwhile in the Greed Ring*

Moxxie's father Crimson was trying to eat breakfast, but before he could take a single bite, his entire mansion exploded, leaving only him and the table he was sitting at.

*Back on Earth*

"Hehehehe yep! The perfect wish!" Millie chuckled deviously dusting off her hands as Leni noticed something was off.

"Hey, where's Lincoln and Loona?'

"Oh them? Yeah Loona said something about meeting Lincoln at school for something so he stayed behind, not sure why" Lynn shrugged as she was trying to think of something to wish for.

"Come now girls, who else is next?" smirked Doodles with the bow even bigger.

*Hours earlier with Lincoln and Loona*

Before the Imps even returned from Hell, we cut to Lincoln who was gathering the stuff in his locker and was about to leave the hallway when he felt someone grab his shoulder.

"Mr Loud, can you meet me in my office? There's something I want to discuss with you" Principal Ramerirez spoke.

"Uh, yeah sure." he nodded, confused as he followed her into her office where he saw Loona (in her human disguise) and another woman, one with long blonde hair wearing glasses, a white blouse with red spots, and a black skirt, smoking a cigarette. She also had a somewhat sour look on her face.

"Alright now that we're all here, Mr Loud? I would Like to introduce you to your New Teacher; Miss Elena Mayberry."

Loona smirked as said woman gave a small friendly smile.

"Hello there Mr Loud, it's nice to meet you. Loona here told me all about you" she spoke, putting out her cigarette and shaking his hand. Doing so caused Lincoln's eyes to briefly flash red as he gave a small gasp seeing her Sinner form right before his eyes.

"Uh…y-yeah, same." he nodded before she let go and he rubbed his eyes.

"I didn't think Loona was serious when she mentioned your ears, but consider me proven wrong." she giggled, making him blush.

"You see Lincoln, Elena here will be your new teacher while Miss Loona is on Sabbatical." Principal Ramerez smiled as Lincoln rolled his eyes.

'Yeah, sabbatical, more like lounging around my room drinking.' he thought as Loona mentally responded with, 'I heard that you asshole.'

'Huh? We can hear each other's thoughts?...huh…neat.' Lincoln thought as Loona rolled her eyes.

"Okay so if she's going to be my new teacher then…why am I here?' he asked the Principal who chuckled.

"Well Starting tomorrow we want you to show her around the school as a tour guide" she explained as a knock at the door was heard.

"A tour guide? Me?" he stammered as Merryl poked her head in.

"'Scuse me Y'all, but Lincoln your Uncle's here!' she smiled.

"My…My Uncle?' he replied confused as a tall pale skinned man entered. He had short gray hair with a red blazer over a long sleeved white dress shirt, black dress pants with red glasses situated on his head. "Lo…I mean Uncle Stolas? Did…Mom send you?' he asked as Stolas chuckled.

"No my dear boy, I was in town when your mother told me you were staying behind in school so I decided to come and pick you up…Miss Loona would you like a ride home as well?" he asked Loona who shrugged.

"Thanks, but no thanks; I have some things to take care of here"

'Like getting drunk off your ass?' he snarked as Loona's eye twitched

'I WILL USE THE MOBY ON YOU TONIGHT!'

'Shutting up!'

'GOOD!'

Lincoln cleared his throat as he and Stolas left the office. "Thanks Lord Stolas…so why are you really here?" Lincoln asked.

"You see young Loud, it turns out your little…power display from the other night has caused an unintended ripple effect down in Hell. Everyone is scrambling to find this new overlord and its causing all sorts of chaos, and not the usual kind. To make things worse I've been hearing rumors that the forces of heaven are also aware of the new overlord, but like us Hellish beings, they have no idea whom it is either." he sighed, pinching the bridge in between his eyes as Lincoln gave a concerned look.

"...Lord Stolas, earlier today my stomach was cramping up real badly during lunch and well…I….I threw up…blood and hair" he explained as Stolas stopped walking.

"Young Loud I must ask…..what exactly happened the night Lucy was attacked?" Stolas asked, placing a hand on Lincoln's shoulder.

"It…It wasn't a pretty sight." he spoke uneasily.

"Tell." Stolas said, bending down as Lincoln sighed.

"Alright, so after I entered my weird hellhound form; I ...I guess I opened up this weird vortex and Chandler and his parents were dragged into it"

"Did you do that right away? Or did something else happen?"

"Well you see; I don't know how it happened. All I remember is opening the vortex by snapping my fingers"

"Well, perhaps your body is trying to adjust to the sudden change. Going from human to a shift like that is something I can't imagine is a very pleasant one." Stolas explained as Lincoln shook his head.

"I guess, but that still doesn't explain how and why I threw up blood and hair" he said while the Prince placed a hand on his chin and began to think.

"Hmmmm. Perhaps…no that would be ridiculous, but then again it is a possibility…" he muttered as Lincoln raised an eyebrow.

"What's wrong?"

"Perhaps maybe, just maybe….now this is just my guess….You ate them" Stolas explained.

Lincoln's eyes shrunk with his face going pale. "WHAT?!"

"You see young Loud, some overlords have the ability to devour those of…weaker status than them using nothing, but their powers. Your Vomit containing blood and hair was simply a sign that they are digesting slowly and painfully, but they will most likely still be alive no matter how they are digested by you" Stolas explained as Lincoln covered his mouth and started to sway on the spot. "Oh Dear" Stolas snapped his fingers and summoned a trashcan and gave it to Lincoln who promptly threw up into it. He patted him on the back. "There there, let it out."

*Back with the Louds*

"It's perfect." smiled Lynn Sr, hugging a gold plated pot.

"Yeah Yeah, perfect." Doodles spoke as the bow on her tail was now sporting two long ribbons that were wrapping around the base of her tail. "So does anyone else have any more wishes?' she asked as Lori who was now wearing an expensive black dress and a pearl necklace began to think.

"Hmmm, I know how about a Vacation! One that Lynn won't mess up?' she spoke, crossing her arms looking at her sister who rolled her eyes.

"Oh Sure, you insult ONE guy and suddenly you're banned from stepping foot in New Zealand" she huffed.

"And Sweden."

"That one wasn't me! It was all Luan's fault and we all know it!" Lynn exclaimed as Lola, now wearing the same thing Lori was wearing, snapped her fingers.

"I know! I wish we could take an LA vacation AND I Wish I was the most recognized Girl in California!" she exclaimed.

Doodles gave a snicker and snapped her fingers, allowing a small stack of plane tickets to California to appear. "Your wish is my command, enjoy~" she sang as the ribbons got longer, something Leni noticed.

"Hey, your ribbons look longer, don't they?"

"Hmmmm? No, why? She quickly said as Moxxie narrowed his eyes at the wish granting sinner.

"'Really? Cause I've been noticing your bow and ribbons growing every time you grant a wish"

"That's silly, they've always been this long. So, who wants another wish?" Doodles spoke quickly as Moxxie and Lori both glared at her suspiciously as Lynn Sr gave a smile.

"I have one! I wish I could Invite my Old friend Ezekiel Thatch here, he'll love the restaurant!" he exclaimed as Rita gave an annoyed groan.

"Oh no, not Ezekiel Lynn; you know how much I hate him" she grumbled.

"Aw but honey, he hasn't come by in a long time. It'd be great to see him again." he smiled as his wife rolled her eyes at his optimism.

"Why not wish for something for the restaurant itself?"

"But Rita." he whined as Doodles simply snapped her fingers.

"There! Wish granted and an Invitation has been sent! He should be here in say….3 weeks!" she smiled as the ribbons grew longer and began to glow.

"Uhhh Guys?' Moxxie spoke as they ignored him.

"Okay Who wants another wish!?"

"I wish I had a genuine coffin made from the wood of a transylvania tree." spoke up Lucy.

"Done!" she smiled, giving Lucy what she wanted. "Who's next!?"

"Guys!" Moxxie said again as he quickly struggled to bring out his gun as Luan raised her hand.

"I wish I had a Book filled with every joke made from every comedian ever!" she smiled

"Done." she snapped her fingers as a large book dropped on her. "WHO'S GOT ANOTHER WISH!?" Doodles yelled a little too happily as the ribbon on her tail started to glow brightly.

Lana quickly jumped up happily "I do! I do! I wish for!..."

"Nothing!" Moxxie cut her off before shooting at the Djinn only for the bullets to bounce off of her.

"...Actually no, I was gonna wish for a Pop-Tart!" Lana smiled as Doodles snapped her fingers, but as soon as she did the entire house was engulfed in a bright light.

*Lincoln*

"Ah..ah..ah…"

"Feeling better?" Stolas asked as he disposed of the waste basket filled with blood.

"...Y…Yeah I'm…okay" he panted tiredly as his ears perked up. "Hmmm?...I hear something"

"What is it?"

"...I'm not sure, but it's coming from…there!" Lincoln pointed to a nearby corner as he and Stolas saw Cristina running away, holding a plastic bag. Feeling curious Lincoln quickly ran after her and saw she was heading to the place where her house once stood. "What's Cristina doing?"

Lincoln and Stolas quietly followed her and saw her panting tiredly as she reached into the bag and pulled out a large rolled up tarp and unfurled it revealing it to be a sleeping bag along with a few pieces of fruit and packs of deli meat.

"...Finally…at least now I can eat without having to go to school" she smiled wirily only to gasp as she could hear someone scream.

"WHERE IS THAT LITTLE THIEF!?"

"SHE STOLE FROM MY STORE!"

"SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!"

Stolas waved his hand and covered himself and Lincoln in a shroud as multiple people, most likely store owners, came running around the corner looking for Cristina. "Dear me, seems your little friend got herself in a bit of trouble." he whispered.

The owners looked around, but didn't see her and called off their search, all while one pulled out their phone to call the police. As they were walking away Cristina gave a sigh of relief and wiped her brow.

"I don't get it, why didn't she just ask anyone else for help?" Lincoln muttered as Stolas gave a shrug.

"I'm not sure, but it seems like she could certainly use it"

"After what I've done? It's my fault this happened. I mean, I…I didn't think when I wanted to make them pay, I just wanted them to suffer like Lucy. I really messed up, didn't I?"

"Not at all my dear boy. Young Lucy told me everything she went through and it seems like thy were tormenting poor Cristina just as much as Lucy. If anything you saved her as well" The Prince explained, placing his head on Lincoln's head.

"Yeah, but….now she's alone….hmmmm, maybe I can help her. And I know how, but first Lord Stolas, I need you to call CPS and then I'll explain more later on!" he smiled.

"Right away." he smiled with a flick of his hand as a phone appeared before putting in the number.

"Now All I need to do is get home" he spoke as Stolas opened a portal that led to the Loud house and allowed Lincoln to step through. But right as his feet walked through the portal, he had to duck from a stray bullet followed by laughter as he saw Moxxie running after a girl zipping through the air. "...Uhhhhh" he said as Doodles zapped Moxxie and turned him into a giant bar of chocolate and placed him next to Blitzo, Millie, Lori, Luan, Luna, Lola, Lynn Sr and Lisa, all of whom were turned into either garden based decorations of sweets.

"Oh! HI Lincy! Welcome home!" Leni smiled, hiding behind the chair.

"Okay Leni I'll bite, what the Hell is this?"

"Well it all started when we met this girl called Doodles who said she could grant our wishes, and then she did!"

"Get back here!" yelled Lynn as she chucked a football at Doodles who conjured a giant racket and knocked it back, hitting Lynn between the eyes. "Ow! Yeah and then next thing we know she started doing all this!" the girl exclaimed, pulling out her baseball bat and charging at the sinner.

"Wow, you guys are lame!" Doodles yawned before zapping Lynn into a Giant Lollipop. "In fact, this whole house is Lame! I think it's time for a change of scenery!" she exclaimed, snapping her fingers and causing the entire house to rattle and shake as the inside began to convert into a massive space filled with floating trees, a purple sky and square clouds.

Lincoln stumbled and held on to a rock rising up while noting the floor turned into an expansive endless abyss. "WHOA!" He exclaimed as he jumped onto the couch which was now floating in the air.

"That's more like it! But hmmmmm, I think it's missing something" Doodles said as she spotted Lily barely holding on to the floating staircase and zapped her, turning her into a fountain. "There we go!" she smiled.

"LILY NO! TURN HER BACK YOU BIG JERK!" Leni yelled, throwing her shoe at the Djinn who growled as it hit her in the face.

"Ooooh, why you!" Doodles zapped Leni and turned her into a small Ice cream bar and proceeded to swallow it whole.

Lincoln let out a gasp as his eyes turned red in anger. He clenched his hands while gritting his teeth, his ears standing up with a growl escaping his mouth. "HEY YOU!"

"Huh? Oooh a newcomer, here to get a wish from the awesome and-" Doodles was cut off by Lincoln shooting a blast of molten hot plasma at her forcing her to dodge as the ball grazed her horns. "OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!...Wait….you…hurt me!?...that's impossible!" she growled as Lincoln chuckled.

"Huh didn't know I could do that" he flexed his hand as she frowned. "Put my family and house back to normal, now."

"How about…dream on!" her hands glowed before a large bowling ball formed and was hurled at Lincoln who jumped onto a tree and climbed up with his body starting to grow fur, claws, and tail.

"Missed me bitch!" Lincoln roared as he dodged her zaps and began to charge at her on all fours. He jumped on various floating platforms as she hurled several fireballs. He narrowly avoided each before digging his claws into a rock, which rolled in the air before using the momentum to hurl it at her, crashing against her stomach and making her fly back and crash against the fridge as he landed on the TV.

Lincoln growled as Doodles summoned clones of herself and had them charge at Lincoln only for him to blast them with Plasma. He rolled forward and avoided a zap of lightning before tackling one to the ground, digging his teeth into its throat before tearing it open.

"Grrrr stop moving and Just die already!' she growled, summoning more clones as they all zapped at him.

He let out a cry of pain from the sensation, trying to stand up and resist the energy as Doodles smirked.

"Care to make the pain go away? You could wish it away~" she said, taunting him as Lincoln let out a deep growl. He began to slowly melt down into the shadows and emerge behind her now with his claws, feet, tail and head covered in shadow like waxy substance. "Huh? Hey where-" she was cut off, letting out a loud scream before finding her back cut open from the claws.

Lincoln let out a loud roar as he plunged his claw deep into her back and made his way into her stomach where he pulled out the ice cream sandwich that was once Leni and tossed it onto the nearby couch.

"Grrrr, you stupid mortal!" Doodles growled as she tried to break out of his grip only to fail. "Let go!"

"I'm NOT letting you get away!" he growled before wrapping his tail around her waist and clung onto her back, biting into her shoulder as she cried out and tried thrashing around. "Put it back to normal, or I'll tear you apart." he growled through his teeth.

"Never! My power comes from the greed that Morons like them have. Even if I were to change it back I'd still be strong enough to do it all again!" she smirked as Lincoln noticed that floating above him was the same lamp that she (unknown to him) had came out of. Using his tail to grab the lamp, he looked on the bottom and read. 'Warning, if Lightbulb is removed Djinn will be rendered powerless' saying this out loud made Doodles pale in fear.

'Oh…..shit….Mom was right I should've switched to an oil lamp" she muttered.

He gave a grin before shoving her away and backflipped onto a chair as she turned in fear.

"N-N-Now hold on, let's be reasonable. Why waste a golden chance? I can grant you anything you want, anything! Money, power, women….men? It can all be yours. Just don't do what you're thinking."

"Hmmmmmmmm well when you put it THAT way…..Nah!" Lincoln said, grabbing the bulb and crushing it in his hands as the entire house began to shake. Everything went back to normal in a massive flash of light.

Rita and the others all fell onto the floor, piled on top of each other.

"Ugh my head…I'm glad Thats!" Over Moxxie groaned.

"Yeah…and speaking of Over!" Blitzo growled as they looked over and saw Doodles, now the size Lily, was holding her head in a daze.

"Ugh…..uhhhh oh." she spoke as they all surrounded her. "Hehehe well Looks Like I have some explaining to do, huh?" she chuckled nervously as Lincoln walked over and growled at her.

"Lincy? The Lamp Please?" Millie smiled as Lincoln gave her the Lamp and grabbed the djinn by her throat and proceeded to stuff her back inside of the lamp via the now empty socket.

"Wait please! I can give you-"

"Oh shut up!" Blitzo grabbed the lamp before walking to the window and chucking it out through the air. "Welp! That was fun! Now who wants Chinese? Moxxie's paying!" he smiled.

"Screw you too sir." he sighed as Millie kissed his cheek.

'Hey Moxxie, can I talk with you and Millie? It's important?" Lincoln spoke entering his human form.

*Cristina*

It was now seven o'clock at night as Cristina was eating the last of her packaged deli meat for what constituted her as dinner. Her stomach growled in more hunger, but it would have to do for tonight.

"Better than what that fat hag called food" she grumbled as she noticed the lights of a few police cars arriving at her location. "Oh now what?" she groaned.

Soon she found herself surrounded by three cops. ":Excuse me, are you Cristina? We got a call about a young girl living on her own from CPS and we're here to take you to the royal woods orphanage" one spoke as she gave a sigh.

"...Y…yeah I'm Cristina" she spoke

"Could you come with us?"

Cristina sighed and nodded as she stood up and made her way into the nearest squad car and they escorted her away.

*3 weeks later*

Three weeks, that's how long Cristina has been in the royal woods orphanage. Three weeks of dealing with dingy looking walls, small amounts of heat, and numerous other kids who had been dealt the short end of the stick. But still Cristina was still only slightly happier here than she was sleeping behind the Mausoleum that was once her family home. At least here she got food and a bed.

"...Maybe being an Orphan isn't so bad" she sighed as the caretaker knocked on her door.

"Cristina? There's a nice couple here wanting to adopt you" he smiled.

Her head perked up hearing that before rushing to the door and opening it. "What was that?" she exclaimed.

"I said there's this nice couple looking to adopt you" he said again as he led her downstairs where the couple was waiting for them as Cristina saw what they were wearing. Both looked rather short for adults, but taller than herself. The woman had long blonde hair that went down her back with a white and red polka dotted tank top that was tied under her chest, leaving her belly exposed with a pair of daisy dukes that exposed her legs. The man had on a pair of square framed glasses with a white ascot on, a long sleeved black coat with brown pants, and a white mustache. Both of them oddly seemed to have red skin, but nobody seemed to notice or bring it up.

"Cristina, this is Mr and Mrs. Knolastname and they're here to adopt you" the caretaker smiled.

She stared at the two who gave her smiles as she gulped and felt her stomach twist up to show she was nervous.

*Elsewhere*

Hank and Hawk were both carrying bags of snacks they had bought as that made their way back to their treehouse.

"Man, can you believe it? That cashier didn't notice the extra stuff we stashed in our pockets. What a loser." Hawk laughed as he and his bro high-fived.

"Yeah! Ya know what would make this day even better? If we got more free stuff!" Hank laughed.

As if on cue a strange lamp was dropped onto his head.

"Ow! Stupid flying lamp!" He frowned, picking it up and admiring its red color.

"Hey Free Lamp!" Hawk shouted as the two Morons, placed in one of their bags and quickly ran off missing the convenient evil laughter echoing from their newly acquired Lamp.

*Meanwhile In seattle washington*

In a Massive Penthouse apartment, a Man was sitting in a recliner smoking a cigarette and sipping a Mojito when he heard a knocking coming from his door .

"Enter" he spoke in a deep tone as his butler walked in holding a letter.

"Master Thatch, you have a Letter from Royal Woods" the Butler spoke.

"Read it for me." he ordered as the butler nodded.

"Dear Zeke! Its me Lynn and I'm inviting you to come down to michigan to enjoy a nice home cooked meal at my Restaurant Lynn's Table. Rita is excited to see you as well and I can't wait to introduce you to my children, from your old pal Lynn Loud." he read as the Man now known as Zeke widened his eyes and smirked.

"Hmmm, Lynn Loud? That's a name I Haven't heard in a long time…and Rita…dear sweet Rita….Maxwell? Prepare my things, I'm going to Royal Woods in three weeks" he ordered as he stood up and revealed the bathrobe he was wearing had the massive Sigil of the Ars Goetia on the back.

"Yes sir, at once" Maxwell said, giving his master a bow and leaving the room.

"This should be interesting." Ezekiel spoke, peering into his glass and smirking.

Well that was...fun wasn't it? There was wishing craziness and even some new Powers also Miss Mayberry made an appearance and yes she will be Lincoln's new Teacher going forward anyways guys Next time guys more Insanity Comedy and Violence and best of all Lincoln joins I.M.P On an a Job! funfact this chapter was meant to have a scene with Lucy confronting Lincoln over about what happened to her but we couldn;t find a place to put it so we'll save THAT moment for next time.