(The Negotiator. Republic flagship of Jedi General Obi Wan Kenobi)
Obi wan stood before the viewport screen as he watched his flagship as well as two more republic Venator class star destroyers chase and fire at the damaged and fleeing separatist warship, The Malevolence.
"Concentrate fire on their engines. Their shields are holding from our assault. We must cut off their escape" Obi Wan ordered the crew of the Negotiator
"At once General!" A clone under his command from the 212th attack Battalion responded
(the Golden Eagle)
Naruto's personal starship exited hyperspace in the midst of the chase between Obi Wan and Grievous
"General Kenobi, what's the situation?" Oola asked over the communicators when she sent a message to Obi Wan.
"You all sure took your time. I thought i'd have to win a battle without Anakin trying to get me killed for a change" Obi Wan quipped over comms
"You calling me slow meatbag?! I'll shove that lightsaber up your a-" HK-57 was shouting till Talon muted him
"You all should enter the hangar. I'll fill you in on the situation on the bridge" Obi Wan said simply before hanging up.
"Better go tell Lord Naruto and Ahsoka we're about to land" Oola said to Talon while HK struggled to unmute himself
"Hope he is balls deep in the newbie" Talon chuckled
"Oh please lord Naruto plays the slow game" Oola rolled her eyes
"Didn't with me" Talon said with a smirk
Yeah cause you threw yourself at him like a slut!" HK yelled as he finally unmuted himself.
"You calling me easy?" Talon growled as she glared at the Droid
"I'm calling all you biologicals disgusting! Shooting dna at each other! I find it offensive!" HK Yelled in anger
And then Talon immediately muted him again.
"Just go let Naruto and Ahsoka know please" Oola sighed
"What about Skywalker?" Talon asked
"I'm standing right behind you?" Anakin deadpanned
"I swear I can still hear his voice" Talon said with a mocking smirk
"What did I do to you?" Anakin asked as he didn't think he crossed the twi'lek
"Call it preemptive for when you do cross me" Talon smirked as she went to Naruto's door and banged on it "step away from the togruta! I don't care if she has an ass like you like!" Talon said before literally booting the door open showing Naruto and Ahsoka sitting on the floor showing they were still meditating
"... Talon the door was unlocked…. And a Sliding Door" Naruto deadpanned while Ahsoka Blushed as her concentration waned
"I know. I was testing her concentration" Talon said "it needs work" Talon said to Ahsoka simply
Ahska frowned at this before Naruto patted her on the shoulder
"You have talent Ahsoka. You will get better. Just try to ignore my insane twi'leks" Naruto said with a smile
"Hey I'm not just some psycho twi'lek dammit! I'm the psycho twi'lek!" Talon yelled loud and proud
"What do you want?" Naruto asked flatly
"We're pulling into Kenobi's flagship" Talon said simply "stop your meditating and get ready to help out with ending the cyborg and his tinker toys" she said as she left the room
Naruto got up and helped Ahsoka to her feet "we should go see what we can do to end Grievous" Naruto said simply before the two headed to the bridge.
(Bridge of the Negotiator)
Kenobi patiently awaited the arrival of his former padawan, his padawan, and the Jedi lord's companions.
"HK leave that clone alone!!" Naruto yelled through the doors
"But master, he looked at me funny!" HK yelled
"Cause you're a fucking assassin Droid you moron!" Oola was heard yelling
"No I Know what it is he's anti droid! Always keeping us down with their laws and programming!! You won't take my rights dammit!!" HK yelled
"What rights? You obey Naruto and to an extent his mom" Talon deadpanned
"Go suck off the master red meatbag!" HK yelled as the door opened to the bridge revealing Obi Wan staring deadpan at them.
"You heard all that didn't you?" Naruto deadpanned
"….interesting company you keep Lord Uzumaki" Obi Wan said with a tone of sarcasm
"Better than yours meatbag" HK said as he looked at the clones, "such a waste of technology to make meatbags. My predecessor would be sparking in fury over this" HK said with a head shake
"HK for the last time Revan's HK unit wouldn't care" Oola sighed in irritation
"You don't know that green meatbag!" HK yelled
"And I'm done HK go plan out how your gonna kill Grievous and his toys" Naruto said as he pointed at a corner
"As you wish, master. Oh I haven't planned out a murder since that fight pit on Trandosha!" HK said giddily as he went to the corner
"... I now Have a new tolerance for C-3PO" Obi wan sighed as he couldn't imagine dealing with that HK unit everyday
"What's the situation master?" Anakin asked as he and Ahsoka just let things play out at this point between Naruto's team
"Grievous is still trying to escape. We have 3 flagships chasing after him. Currently we are trying to focus our assault on the engine to cast him adrift for a final takedown." Obi Wan said simply
"So you've got this then" Ahsoka said simply
"Not quite snips" Anakin said as he shook his head
"If there's one thing about Grievous I know is that he always has a plan" Obi Wan said
"Good I love ruining the plans of guys like this" Naruto said with a grin
Before anyone could respond a clone spoke up "we have a ship coming out of hyperspace sirs!" He yelled just as a silver naboobian yacht came out of hyperspace
"Anakin is that…..?" Obi wan said trailing off as he recognized that ship
"Padme?" Anakin asked with wide eyes before he rushed to a communicator to get in contact with Padme. "Padme what are you doing here?" He asked as this was a hot zone not a place for her to be.
"Anakin? What's going on? The chancellor told me these are the coordinates for a meeting with the supreme executive of the banking clan!" Padme explained worriedly
Naruto paused at this and raised an eyebrow as this sounded like a lame excuse but then again he didn't trust politicians. Or space clowns. Or political space clowns.
"Oh dear me!" C-3P0 shouted in fear as Padme's yacht was caught in a tractor beam.
"Get out of there!" Anakin ordered before seeing Padme's yacht get sucked into the Malevolence via tractor beam.
"And now he has a hostage" Talon said with a scowl
"That didn't take you meatbags long. Ha!" HK yelled out as he laughed
"Anakin don't worry about Me! Destroy the ship!" Padme yelled before the communications were cut off
Anakin slammed his fist on the table in frustration.
"Relax we can sneak in and save her" Naruto said as his team was pretty good with infiltration.
"The master is right. We'll make sure there are no witnesses" HK said gleefully at the chance to kill things
"Remember you are forbidden from killing anyone on the team or Padme and her Droid" Naruto said making it clear to his Droid
"Other then that go nuts" Talon said with a grin
"... you are officially my favorite of the master's meatbag conquests red meatbag" HK said happily as he pulled out a blaster "let's go kill things!" He yelled
"I'm coming with you" Anakin said determinedly
"... I shall go as well" Obi Wan said sighing
"Ok you, me, and Talon will go find a way to disable and destroy the ship from the inside. Anakin, Ahsoka, Oola, and HK go save the senator" Naruto said
"On it I'll scrap whatever droid looks at me funny and clear the path for the jedi to go save his squeeze" HK said as he readied his blaster
"Squeeze?" Obi wan asked with a raised eyebrow at Anakin to see if he'd react
"Old slang. HK I said stop being a smartass to allies." Naruto said as while it seemed obvious, Anakin was obviously hiding his relationship because of the jedi code
"Yeah save it for the enemy" Oola said as she rolled her eyes
"Jeez these jedi are no fun. No wonder you all look like you're miserable" HK grumbled as he made his way back to the ship
"We'll take the twilight to dock." Anakin said quickly as he wanted to avoid any attention to thoughts that he and Padme were together. He wasn't a lord like Naruto so he needed to keep it hidden. And even then Naruto was a very special case.
(The Malevolence)
The Twilight latched onto the Malevolence via an emergency air lock, allowing the group to enter the ship undetected to complete their goals.
"Man I sure hope no jedi randomly shows up to scrap us" a random battle droid said to his companion as the walked down a corridor to a doorway
Suddenly HK dropped down out of an air vent onto the droid's friend
"Nope I'm worse! Dance bitch!" HK yelled as he opened fire on the remaining battle droids.
"... at least…….it wasn't a jedi" the droid groaned out from the floor before powering down due to a multitude of blasterfire
"Ok meatbags the droids are all scrapped" HK yelled up through the vent
"Wow you get results don't you? Ahsoka asked as she dropped down from the vent
"damn straight meatbag. Revere and praise me!" HK ordered as he waited for praise
"There are more behind you" Oola said flatly as she dropped down from the vents along with Anakin
"Ah intruders! Sound the alarms!" A battle droid yelled at his 5 companions
"Intrude this gahahahahahaha!!!!" HK yelled as he fired his blaster at the 6 droids before them. Ending them in a barrage of blasterfire. "Ah just like shooting womp rats on Tatooine!" HK said gleefully
Before anyone could respond Anakin's wrist comm beeped signaling someone contacting them
"this is Skywalker" Anakin answered
"I'm Gonna assume you're in the ship planning a rescue" Padme's voice said simply through his communicator
"Gahhahahaha! Dance you pathetic piles of scrap! You almost make me wish I was a meatbag!" HK yelled as he chased some battle droids as he fired at their legs
"... something like that" Anakin said sheepishly through the comms.
"Look 3P0 and I were able to escape Grievous momentarily by blowing up my ship. We'll meet you at the transportation hub." Padme said
Anakin smiled at this as he put away his comm
"You have a good woman there" Oola said as she fired at a droid that was missing its lower half and crawling away
"I have no idea what you're talking about" Anakin said quickly
"Master even I know, You're lucky other jedi are stupid when it comes to this" Ahsoka deadpanned
"... you're not gonna tell anyone?" Anakin asked as he frowned while slashing a droids head off
"Nah after talking to Naruto I see this rule is a bunch of crap. Besides I'm technically engaged so I can't judge" Ahsoka said as she sliced a droid in half
"Yeah and I'm not one to tell" Oola said as she expertly dogged around some droids fire and blasted their heads off
"Not me! I will require a bribe!" HK yelled as he threw a grenade down a hallway at a group of droids that were blown to smithereens.
"Naruto said you will get no such thing" Oola said simply
"Fine but I want first crack at that cyborg punk! Damn cyborgs giving us droids a bad name, I can give us all bad names myself!" HK yelled as he spotted more droids "oh goody! Leftovers!" He yelled as he pulled out a second blaster
"... I never want to meet the person who programmed you" Anakin deadpanned
(With Naruto, Talon, and Obi Wan)
The 3 had crawled through and dropped down a different vent to see if they could find ways to disable the ship from the inside. Specifically its hyperdrive since if that got repaired they'd be unable to finally destroy it.
"If Anakin and senator amidala are gonna rendezvous at the transportation hub we should try and find the hyperdrive core" Obi Wan said as they also had heard the transmission via Anakin's communication frequency
"The hyperdrive core is most likely near the engines" Talon said simply before the 3 spotted a group of 10 battle droids running in their direction.
"Ahh!! The intruders are already here!!" One droid yelled freaked out and terrified
"I thought they were on the other side! How did they get here?!"
"They already know we're here?" obi wan asked curiously
"You're droid made quite a commotion on my ship" a coughing voice said from behind them as the three turned to see General Grievous himself. In all his cyborg glory
"Yup I'm so proud" Naruto said with a cocky smirk.
The droids walked over to Naruto, Talon, and Obi Wan but Grievous held up a hand. "I shall deal with the jedi scum here. You go make sure the hyperdrive is repaired" Grievous ordered before coughing
"You need a lozenge or something?" Naruto asked with a quirked eyebrow seeing the cyborg coughing
"No. What I need is your lightsabers for my collection" Grievous said after his coughing faded before he drew two lightsaber hilts and activated one blue and one green blade. "Along with your heads"
Naruto, Talon, and Obi wan took out their own lightsabers and activated them. Obi Wan's hilt sprang a blue blade. Talon's was a blood red blade. And Naruto was a unique orange lightsaber blade that looked like flames itself.
"Ooh such pretty colors. They'll make wonderous additions to my collection" Grievous said
"We're not gonna lose to some wannabe droid" Talon said before she dashed at Grievous and sent a strike at his chest which Grievous blocked with the green blade. Obi wan used this opportunity to leap and send a strike over head at Grievous who parried him with his own blue lightsaber. Naruto rushed at Grievous from the side to skewer him but Grievous pushed Talon away and used both blades to stop Naruto's strike.
(with Anakin)
Anakin slashed another battle droid in half as he, Ahsoka, Oola, and HK obliterated a battalion of battle droids as they entered the transportation hub. Seeing large trains on energy rails moving back and forth to the front and back of the large separatist battleship.
"Where is she?" HK asked before on the opposite side, Padme and C3P0 came out of a similar doorway
"Padme!" Anakin yelled as he planned to jump to her from across the tracks.
"Ani!" Padme sighed In happiness
"Ani?! Gahahahahahaha!" HK yelled as he cackled madly "oh That's the second best nickname I've ever heard!" HK laughed
"What's the first one?" Ashoka asked curiously
"oh God" Oola said as she rolled her eyes
"Let me tell you a tale tangerine meatbag of the story of-" HK was saying before hehe was cut off
"Regale her of you being a moron later" Oola said as Anakin used the force to jumped to
Padme. Before they could embrace however battle droids came up from behind them. Blasting at the husband and wife.
But several were blasted by Laser fire
"Boom! Headshot! 20 points!" HK yelled as he laughed
"... one of yours?" Padme deadpanned seeing the crazed droid
"He wishes! Now duck meatbag!" HK yelled as he fired again
"What did he call-" Before Padme Could respond Anakin pulled her down to duck under HK's fire.
"Oh my!" C-3P0 yelled trying to move. Unfortunately C-3P0 stepped on one of the transport carts and started going down the rails of the ship.
"3P0!" Padme yelled seeing him now on a cart being carted off to who knows where of the ship
"Leave it to a protocol droid to fuck up!" HK yelled as Oola blasted the rest of the battle droids "hey they were mine to dismantle!" HK yelled irritated
Oola pulled out a grappling hook gun and fired it at the Protocol droid before he went to far down the tracks.
"Grab on!" Oola yelled at the Droid
"Oh dear! Where's R2 when you need him?" C-3P0 asked before he grabbed the grappling hook.
Oola clicked a button and her grappling gun and the line receded. Forcefully pulling 3P0 to them
"Thanks for the save" Anakin said as he jumped back over carrying Padme after a force enhanced jump.
"It's what I do. Making meatbags feel inferior gives me what would be the droid equivalent of life" HK said simply
"Where did you dig this guy up?" Padme asked
"It's a long story" Anakin said as he sighed and shook his head
"Well you have time for you tell your meatbag lover The full story while I go assist the master" HK said simply as he moved to leave
"What are you talking about?" Padme asked wondering why the droid would imply something from their totally legitimate and not at all a secretice marriage encounter.
"Hyperdrive core repaired at 50 percent!" A droid voice shouted over the intercom
"HK-" Oola was saying before he jumped onto a transport cart
"Come to my blasters, all of you!" HK shouted as he jumped onto a cart. Cackling as he rode down it firing at random battle droids as he spotted them.
"Ok…. Guess I'll go disable the hyperdrive core" Oola sighed in irritation "Anakin get them back to the Twilight. Ahsoka you're with me" Oola said
"You sure?" Ahsoka asked with a smile at the twi'lek
"Of course plus we can girl talk" Oola said as she smiled back as she led the way
"Can you fill me in on this?" Padme asked her husband
Anakin sighed at this before he started to explain the situation as they left towards the twilight.
(with HK)
HK had made his way into a control room and was open firing on the droids inside.
"You have all been very bad droids! You have committed crimes even the most basic protocol droid could accomplish, let alone battle droids!" HK yelled as he fired at a super battle droid and destroyed it.
"What did we do?!" A battle droid yelled in fear
"You couldn't even kill meatbags!! What kind of droid are you?! Now dance bitch!" HK yelled as he blasted the rest of the droids
"Aw no more?" HK asked as he looked around "ooh a communication table. I can call droids up here to dismantle them." HK said as he started fiddling with the holoprojector to contact more droids.
"Wow he has so few contacts what a loser! Ok let's see…. Hmm I'll start with this A contact and go down the list" HK said
He pressed a contact and after a few moments a holographic image of a bald Dathomirian female appeared she had D cup breasts, toned body, and a plump ass
"General this better be import- wait who are you?" The woman questioned with a glare
"Better question who are you? And how did you get your bald head so shiny? I can see it gleam through the hologram" HK questioned
"Impudent droid! You dare insult a sith?!" The woman growled
"Blah blah blah my master wrecks an ex-sith regularly. He'd probably enjoy doing the same to you, though I would grow out your hair if you want a shot." HK said
"I Will cut off your limbs and crush your body to dust!" The woman growled
"Better meatbags then you have tried. Now if you will excuse me I have a cyborg punk ass to kill" HK said
Before HK could hang up the door to the room opened and Grievous came running through the door, lightsabers activated. Following him were Obi Wan, Talon, and Naruto with their own lightsabers
"Speak of the devil. Hello master!" HK greeted
"Little busy HK!" Naruto yelled as he sent a strike at grievous who parried it
"Yea so help out damn it!" Talon yelled as she leapt off a wall and slashed at Grievous who dodged
"On it! I have something special for you ya cyborg bitch!" HK yelled as he took out a portable detonator
"….is he serious?" Obi wan asked as he slightly sweat as he hoped the mad droid wasn't that foolish
"Oh crap! Talon, Kenobi get to cover!" Naruto yelled as he pulled them out the door they came from.
"HK we can win without that!" Talon yelled
"Too late this is more fun! Catch bitch!" HK yelled as he activated the detonator and threw it at Grievous before dashing out of the room to his master.
"A tinker toy thinks a detonator will defeat me? That's adora-" Grievous was mocking before
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
The entire ship shook as a massive explosion rang out. Blasting the room to smithereens to the point the explosion ripped through the ship itself. Jettisoning flames through the hull of the large battleship itself.
"You psychotic bag of bolts!!" Grievous yelled running out the door past Naruto and co. While on fire.
"Flattery doesn't work on me but tell your friends I'm coming for them" HK yelled at the fleeing Grievous
"You are such a moron and what was with the hot bald woman you were talking to?" Naruto demanded of his droid as he pointed at the holographic image
"I was getting you a bald meatbag conquest master" HK said as he pulled up a hologram image of her through his eye since the communicator in the room was annihilated by HK's detonator
"Ventress" Obi wan said as he glared at the holographic image
"You know her?" Talon asked curiously as she looked at her and easily saw this woman was a sith
"She's Dooku's assassin." Obi wan supplied simply "we've crossed paths many a time" Obi Wan said as they started making their way back to the twilight to leave seeing as Grievous was abandoning ship it seemed
"Great so he will probably send her after me next now that I have helped with all this" Naruto said as he sighed
"You act like he wouldn't have sent her after you anyway" Talon said as Tython was home to many ancient secrets
"Like she would kill you master plus if your lucky maybe you can turn her into a pet like the red meatbag here" HK said Pointing at Talon. Who then used the hilt of her lightsaber to bash him on his head for that comment.
"I'm the only pet he needs!" Talon yelled
"I don't know, she did look kinda hot- ow!" Naruto was saying before Talon smacked him in the back of his head making him cry out
"We Should Probably go before the hyperdrive core is fixed" Obi Wan said while hiding his amusement at this.
"Hyperdrive core repaired at seventy five percent" a droid voice said over the PA.
"Let's go" Naruto said as the 3 dashed to where the twilight was docked and ran into the ship
"You're late!" Oola and Ahsoka yelled as they were waiting in the ship with padme CPO and Anakin
"No Time We Have To Go Before This Ship goes into hyperspace!" Naruto Said
"Oh it won't" Oola smirked as she and Ahsoka flew the ship away.
"... what did you do?" Naruto asked as they all sat down in their seats
"Bomb in the core. Should be going off in 5, 4, 3, 2 1" Ahsoka said as she counted down.
The seperatist ship suddenly shook and shuddered as a large explosion ripped through the engines of the ship. Casting the warship adrift in space.
"Admiral we have the senator and are on our way back. Open fire on the Malevolence!" Obi wan ordered the three star destroyers to end the ship once and for all.
The twilight flew to the Negotiator and docked inside just as the Malevolence was finally destroyed.
"And so ends the ship with a terrible name" HK said looking at the explosion via the window.
(later)
Naruto and the others were on the negotiator in a private meeting room.
"So how is it that you as a jedi can become married?" Padme asked confused
"My lord title came with some perks. However the main reason is that my mother and I descended from a powerful jedi who believed attachments made one stronger. Mom saving Yoda's life on a mission when she was his padawan also helps" Naruto said
"So what is your plan now?" Anakin asked Naruto
"We're gonna head home for now. Aayla can't stay on Tython forever as she has her own battles to fight" Naruto said
Ahsoka frowned at this which Naruto noticed
"If you ever wish to come by, all of you are welcome to visit Tython." Naruto said with a smile to the senator, protocol droid, and 3 jedi. Who all smiled and nodded
"Ok let's head home I miss our bed" Talon said with a grin as she and Oola left the room towards the golden eagle.
"Come padawan lets go do some training" Anakin said as he and Ahsoka left the room
"I would like to see this training you have in mind, General Skywalker" Padme said as she and 3P0 followed. Leaving only Naruto, Obi Wan, and HK in the room.
"If any of you need my help again feel free to call" Naruto said to Obi Wan as he and HK stood up to leave.
"I don't suppose you could find a way for Anakin to get the same treatment with the whole attachments part of the code could you?" Obi wan asked with a raised eyebrow
"Well he could become a grey jedi and work for me…… wait you noticed it too?" Naruto asked as his interactions with padme seemed obvious to him but jedi were usually terrible with feeling out emotional attachments
"... I was his master lord Uzumaki. Of course I noticed. Anakin is many, many things but secretive is not one of them" Obi wan deadpanned'' I suspect he knows that I know. So we just pretend I don't notice" Obi wan explained
"Well like I said all that's available is he quits the order and becomes a grey jedi and works for me" Naruto explained
"Let's see what we can come up with down the line. Anakin and emotions have always been…… volatile to say the least. Him embracing grey jedi teachings may cause issues not just with the order itself but in him. For now this conversation never happened" Obi Wan said simply
"Just ignoring them won't help anything. If anything it will make the eventual blow up worse" Naruto said as he frowned
"Indeed. I agree with the assessment. All the same his leaving now may cause more trouble for him and the senator due to current affairs" Obi wan said
Naruto nodded at this before he and his droid left the room to head to their ship.
To head back to Tython. To their home.
(with Ventress on a seperatist ship)
"What is thy bidding my master?" Ventress asked the hologram of Dooku as she knelt before him
"General Grievous has lost a very important asset of ours. While he redeems himself I have a very important task for you my pupil" Dooku told the dathomirian witch.
Ventress looked up as Dooku made an holographic image of Naruto appear next to him.
"This is Jedi Lord Naruto Uzumaki. You will find him on Tython. End his life and bring the secret and artifacts of his planet to me on Serrano" Dooku ordered
"I will not fail you master" Ventress said as she bowed her head to her master
"See that you don't. Grievous may have failed with an important asset but your poor performance on christophsis and with the hutt child has not endeared you to me child." Dooku said before the hologram ended.
Ventress stood up and left for the hanger of the warship. Her next destination Tython.