Everything stopped when Lincoln fell over, everyone was stunned
"Lori what the heck were you thinking?!" Lisa asked
"shut up this good payback!" Lori said
Leni walked over and back handed Lori or in the face
"How dare you..." the normally kind hearted loud said "Lincoln was nice to us and now you hurt him badly!"
the other loud sisters finally had the wool pulled from their eyes as they saw Lincoln on the ground lifeless
"oh dudes..." Luna said "we messed up."
"agreed." Lana loud and Lola said
Wes looked at them with a fury that was only had by kyogre and groudon
he noticed Lincoln's other pokeballs shaking
"you want payback then?" Wes asked turning into his true form shocking the louds "well then ask and thy shall receive."
he opened the Pokéballs containing hoopa, and bonne who looked at Lincoln in horror at what had happened to their father as brock tried to help the wound using his Pokémon from being a doctor in training
"aunt Leni get out of the blast zone." Wes said as Leni moved away
"aunt?" Lola asked
"oh that's right you see us 3 and two others see Lincoln as our father and you hurt him." Wes said through his teeth
bonne put on her teal mask and began to slam her cudgel around causing the loyal 3 to move back a bit in fear remembering what happened last time
hoopa grabbed the prison bottle and opened it turning into their unbound form causing Lola to scream
bloop exited their pokeball via the shadows and appeared as in inky black shadow causing Lynn sr to scream
light opened their pokeball and flew into the air surrounded by a light and turned into their human form, a small white haired gold eyed child
"Bring me their heads." Light said to the loud sisters horror
"right on." Wes said as he moved his wrist causing Z to fall out of Lisa's control
"now playing one winged angel: advent." Z said in a robotic voice as music began to play
"no god can save you now." Wes said as he powered up to his mega X form " because they're all pissed at you."
Wes immediately surrounded himself his siblings and the loud sisters with a barrier preventing anyone from interfering
Wes immediately tackled Lori to the barrier and began to wail on her
"just who do you think you are?" Lori asked in between getting punched
"I am the ultimate life form, the world's most powerful pokemon, mewtwo." Wes said as kneed her in the gut "and you put a hole through my father you dumb bitch."
bonne grabbed her cudgel and began to play whack a mole with Lana loud Lola and Lisa being the moles all while laughing maniacally
"HOLD STILL!" Bonne said before letting out a laugh
bloop was trying to drag Lucy and Lynn jr to the distortion world
"let go!" Lynn jr said trying to smack bloop with her bat
bloop simply responded by putting a spiked tentacle directly through Lynn jr's hand causing her to scream in pain
and hoopa was making luan and Luna fall through portals over and over again
all while light watched the chaos unfold while letting out a chuckle
then Wes almost cut Lori in half with a giant spoon leaving a nasty gash while luan and Luna managed to get out of the portal loop and Luan threw a rock at bonne to try to get her away from Lana loud Lola and Lisa
bonne slowly turned to her with a glare
the loyal 3 winced at that glare remembering that they saw that glare before they were killed
bonne turned her attention to luan and began to laugh
"Red flag!" Kiawe said
"uh bonne don't do anything you might regret!" Lillie said
"are you gonna do something?" Bonne asked
"N-no." Lillie said
"then shut up and put on your poncho." Bonne said "you're in the splash zone."
"is that also a red flag?" Sophocles asked
"crimson." Kiawe said
bonne immediately began to chase luan while swinging her cudgel
soon luan fell down as bonne stood over her cudgel in hand
"uh guys I don't think she was kidding about the splash zone-" Lana began before bonne slammed the cudgel on luan's left arm breaking it causing her to scream
however bonne wasn't done
she began to slam the cudgel on luan's arm over and over until it was served from her body
"HAHAHAHA!" Bonne laughed maniacally as she began turning the severed arm into a fine red paste all while the louds watched in horror
"Luan!" Lynn sr yelled as Rita began to cry
Albert was horrified
"ain't dat a bit much?" Meowth said watching bonne just turning luan's arm into a puddle
"(believe it or not she's actually going easy on her.)" munkidori said
"(yea she just straight up killed us when we pulled something like this.)" fezandipiti said
then okiedogi got an idea
he pulled out one of pecharaunt's mochis which he got from the house of the old couple that pecharaunt used to stay with, when they went to look for him in there after they got revived
"nothing's working." Brock said as a another healing attempt failed
okiedogi quickly shoved the mochi in Lincoln's mouth
suddenly his body began to glow as the wound healed
"(thank you pecharaunt.)" okiedogi said
Lincoln began to stir before eventually waking up
"my chest hurts." Lincoln said "what did I miss?"
upon hearing Lincoln's voice all of his kids stopped attacking the loud sisters
"LINCOLN!" Mallow and ash yelled as they began to give him kisses
"DAD!" Wes, bloop, bonne, hoopa and light said as Z turned back to normal
"LINKY!" Leni and Lily said as they hugged him
"LINCOLN I AM SO SORRY!" Z said as they approached
"woah easy now." Lincoln said "everything is ok now."
"Dad you're ok!" Wes said while hugging him
Lincoln then noticed that bonne was covered in blood
"uh bonne why are you covered in blood?" Lincoln asked
"well..." bonne said before Lincoln turned and saw the rest of his sisters remembering what had happened before he fell unconscious
he slowly got up
"you know normally I would've yelled at you." Lincoln said "but you're not even worth the effort."
(wow we really messed up if he's not even gonna waste the time to yell at us.) Luan thought to herself as one of Brock's Pokemon healed what's left of her arm and the hole in Lynn jr's hand and lori's wound
"hey this wouldn't have happened if you hadn't decided to date that green haired Slu-" Lori began before her mouth was covered by luan who did not want to lose another arm
"smart choice." Wes said to luan
lori got luan's hand off her mouth "no you're supposed to date Ronnie Anne!" She said
"wow you're worse than my parents." James said "then again my parents wouldn't try to murder a child."
"shut up! You're a thief!" Lori said
"and I somehow have more morals and respect than you how sad is that?" James said
"DAMN!" Z said "someone give me first aid experience to treat that burn!"
Lori angrily tried to attack Lincoln only to get kicked in the gut by ash which winded her
"you try to hurt my boyfriend again and I will knock your teeth out." Ash said through his teeth "that goes for all of you."
"Yay awesome boyfriend!" Lincoln and mallow said
"Lincoln maybe you should come back home." Rita said
"Yes some good old quality family time should fix this!" Lynn sr said
everyone glared at Lynn sr and Rita
"what?" lynn sr asked
Wes simply responded by hitting Lynn sr over the head with his giant spoon
"sorry gramps no can do." Wes said
"yea no offence but they literally just made an attempt on his life." Kieran said "family time is the worst possible thing you could do right now."
"No it's not it's just one mishap." Lynn sr said
Z took a deep breath before yelling
"I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION!" Z yelled before kicking Lynn sr in the family jewels
all of the guys winced at this
"anyway I think were done here." James said "twerp blast us off."
and with that pikachu sent a thunderbolt at them causing them to fly off
"TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" Team rocket yelled
"your relationship with them never ceases to confuse me." Lincoln said as something began to move in the robot debris
a jigglypuff popped out
"CUTIE!" Mallow said
"A jigglypuff live and in person!" Lillie said
"what's it holding?" Lana asked
though ash Misty and brock had a very different reaction
"AGH IS IT THAT JIGGLYPUFF?!?" Ash asked
"THIS IS AWFUL!" Brock yelled
"IF IT SINGS DONT FALL ASLEEP!" Misty yelled
then jigglypuff began to sing causing everyone to fall asleep
well...ALMOST everyone
Z was completely unaffected
just when jigglypuff was about to draw on everyone's faces Z stopped them
"hold your horseas these guys loved your singing so much they fell asleep." Z said referring to the students the teachers professor oak and Albert, Leni, Lily, Clyde and Ronnie Anne
"those guys though." Z said referring to the rest of the louds "thought it was boring."
jigglypuff got angry and began to draw on their faces
once they were done they let out a sigh of satisfaction before leaving
"Happy travels!" Z said
after a while everyone began to wake up
"what's up sleepyheads? how was your guys nap?" Z asked
"huh you don't have marker in your face." Ash said
"none of you do except..." Z began is Lola let out a scream
"what did that pink marshmallow do to me!?!" Lola yelled her face having been covered in marker drawings
"those guys." Z said pointing at the louds
"you little twerp!" Lori said to Lincoln "Look at what you caused!"
"blaming your younger sibling? tsk tsk tsk." Brock said
"Shut up! You don't know what's it's like being the oldest!" Lori said
ash and Misty had an "oh shit" expression on their faces as brock had a stone cold expression on his face
"I don't know anything about being the oldest you say?" Brock said "I had to raise all 9 of my siblings by myself because my mother is dead and my father left, all while being the pewter city gym leader Don't talk to me about not knowing what it's like being the oldest when clearly you don't know anything about that."
Lori had no counter to that
then she grabbed the device Lisa used to hack Z to try and take control of him
but on the screen it said "access denied."
suddenly Z's hand grabbed Lori by the throat
"try that shit again I dare you I double dare you." Z said "I may be a machine but I still have feelings."
"ok that's enough!" Lynn sr said as Z let go "we are heading back to Royal woods so we can work on fixing this!"
He grabbed Lincoln's arm
big mistake...
because ash round house kicked him to the ground
"No clearly they need to be apart for awhile!" Ash said
"I agree!" Albert said
"but dad-" Rita began
"no buts clearly they do because they made an attempt on his life he could've died!" Albert said
"but those monsters took luan's arm!" Lynn sr said
bonne was not pleased to be called a monster
"well unlike the rest of us bonne isn't afraid of directly going for the kill." Wes said "the only reason she is alive is because bonne allowed it."
"but-" Lynn sr said before getting cut off
"BYE BYE!" Hoopa said as they put all the Americans through a ring sending them back to Royal woods
"thank you." Lincoln said quietly clearly about to cry
"hey everything's gonna be ok." Professor kukui said
Lincoln was hugged by ash and mallow
"everything is gonna be ok." Ash and mallow said
then they headed back to the lab
wow ok
now to those thinking I'm being a bit hard on the louds keep in mind that Ogerpon straight up murdered the loyal 3 in cold blood so if anything she was being merciful to luan
also as for how Lincoln was healed by the mochi despite having a hole in his chest if yamcha can get healed by a senzu bean despite having a hole in his chest then Lincoln can too
and thanks to okiedogi we can have more james and Lincoln interactions which we seriously need more of
see ya next time