Pirate Plunder Panic 2/4
(Theme song - Kim Possible by Disney Channel on YouTube)
(Blaze's POV)
*I was now in a cage, being carried by Buckle, with Captain Metal in front, & Bean & Bark behind us, along with several other pirates*
Blaze:*off-screen* I am Blaze the Cat; Princess and Guardian of the Sol Emeralds, the gems that keep this world from falling into destruction. After months of searching, I nearly tracked them all down. Mt friends had been called here to help me find the last Emerald. But it is too late, and now it's in the hands of the monster that leads me into captivity: Captain Metal. The vile pirate sank our ship and my friends with it. Once I find out what evil he has planned, I will try to atone for my failure by bringing him to a memorable end.
*I opened my hand to create a small flame. A tiny robot with a green feather climbed up the bars of my cage*
Sprocket#1: Fire Cat!
Blaze:*off-screen* Being careless and losing my temper has put me in this mess. I must be patient. Wait for the right time. And then . . .
*Bean now sat on my cage & held a marshmallow over my flame. I quickly closed my hand, ending the flame*
Bean: Awww, c'mon! Bark likes em burnt!
*A robot pirate holding a cane waved the little robot away*
Swash: GO ON, YA PEST! SHOO!
Captain Metal: HARRR, PRINCESS. NO DOUBT YE'LL BE WANTIN' TO AVENGE YERSELF UPON ME FER MAKIN' FISH FOOD OF YER FRIENDS. TRY AS YE MIGHT, YE'LL NOT MELT THROUGH THIS CAGE ANY TOO QUICK. IT BE MADE OF TUNGSTEN CARBIDE. METALLURGY BE A LITTLE HOBBY OF MINE.
*Bean started to look uncomfortable about something*
Bean: Y'know, I'm feeling a bit "urgy", myself! Donde es el bano?
Blaze: And what's to stop me from blasting through these bars?
Bean: Hey! Sprechen sie deutsch? Potty emergency here!
Captain Metal: SHOW HER, BOYS.
Swash: AYE, CAP'N!
*He touched the bars of my cage with his cage & an electric shock appeared, also shocking Bean*
Bean: Nevermind. I'm good now . . .
Captain Metal: NOW SIT TIGHT. YE'LL SOON SEE THE GRAND PLANS I HAVE FER YE AND YER PRECIOUS SOL EMERALDS. CARRY ON, MATES!
Blaze:*off-screen* Very well, I'll wait in your cage . . . For now . . . But my friends . . . Will be avenged.
(Third-Person POV)
*Meanwhile, out in the sea, a crate that said "Warning Explosives" was floating on the surface. A clanging sound could be heard from inside it. Just then, the lid flew off the crate & Lacey, Amy, Cream, Cheese, & Marine came out*
(Lacey's POV)
Cream: Oh, thank you, Miss Amy! I thought we'd be stuck in that crate forever!
Lacey: Me too. I was starting to get claustrophobic.
Marine: Crickey! Me ship is sunk! She's completely cactus! Nothin' but flotsam and jetsam!
Amy: This crate saved us from the blast, but I don't think it'll stay afloat for long.
*She was right. The crate was starting to fill with water*
Marine: Better put on yer cozzies, girls. We're about to take a long dip in the big blue!
*Amy & I both leaned down to listen to Cream, who wanted to whispere something*
Cream:*whispering* Miss Amy, Miss Lacey, I need floaties to go swimming. What should we do?
Marine: We're out beyond the black stump with no boat, no water, no nothin'! We're gonna cark it f'sure! We're doomed!
*Cream was starting to get scared. So I grabbed Marine by the collar & pulled her up to my face*
Lacey: Marine. Stop. Talking. Now.
Marine: Did mean to chuck a wobbly. I'm just down about me ship.
Amy: We need to stay positive. Blaze said that the Sol Emeralds called us here to help her and that's what we're gonna do . . . Somehow.
Marine: Too right, Amy! Never say die! No matter what comes our way, we'll persevere and triumph!
*Just then, a group of dorsal fins started coming towards us in the water*
Cream: Oh, look! Some fishies are coming to say hello!
*Marine got scared & jumped into Amy's arms*
Marine: Sharks! We're doomed! *she jumped down & turned to Cream* Cream! You gotta fly to the nearest island! These waters are teeming with bloodthirsty great whites, tiger sharks, and hammerheads!
Lacey: Uh . . . Actually, those are -
*Amy got her hammer back out*
Amy: Whatever kind of sharks these are . . . *she jumped towards one of the fins* I've got a hammerhead for them! *suddenly, a dolphin came out of the water & caught her with it's nose. she then sat on it's back* These dolphins don't look very bloodthirsty, Marine!
*Another one bounced Marine on it's nose like a ball*
Marine: Only foolin'! An old salt like me knows a shark from a dolphin a mile away! Just thought I'd give ya a bit of a scare!
Lacey:*in her mind* Sure you did.
*I knew they were dolphins right away. I did a project on them for biology once. Cheese started talking to the dolphins*
Cheese: Chao-Chao. Chao, Chao-Chao? Chao-Chao.
Cream: Cheese says the nice dolphins saw the pirates take Miss Blaze to their island and they'll give us a ride there.
Lacey: Awesome! I've always wanted to ride a dolphin!
Marine: Ripper! I'm an ace dolphin rider!
Amy: Thank you so much! You guys are the best!
*The dolphins then swam, with us on their backs*
Marine: Right then! Off to rescue Blaaaaaaze!
*Soon, we arrived at the island*
Amy: Bye, guys!
Cream: Thank you, Mr. Dolphin! We enjoyed the ride!
Lacey: It was great!
Marine: Yeah, thanks . . . Loads of fun . . .
*We all then turned towards the island*
Amy: Creepy place. You sure there's no Dr. Eggman around here, Marine.
Marine: Rotten bloke. Ran into him once when Sonic and Tails ended up in our world. But I haven't seen him since.
Lacey: You're lucky. Let's get moving.
*We all started heading into the metal jungle*
Marine: Careful now! This here island is crawling with robot pirates.
Cream: Oh, my! How can we hide from the pirates and find Miss Blaze?
Amy: I'm not sure yet, Cream. Just keep positive and handle one problem at a time. Got it?
Cream: Yes, Miss Amy. One problem at a time.
*Suddenly, we heard Marine shout. We turned around & saw her being carried away by tiny robots*
Marine: Oi! Watch yer pinchers, ya little bities! I've been bushwacked! Amy! Cream! Lacey! Help!
Sprocket #2: HELP
Lacey: What was that you said about one problem at a time?
Amy:*sigh* I guess we should save her . . . *we all chased after then. Amy hit some with her hammer* You little creeps have questionable taste in captives, but I can't let you take her!
Marine: Questionable!? Excellent, I'd say!
Sprocket #3: HELP
Sprocket #4: FIRE CAT
Sprocket #5: HELP
Lacey:*in her mind* Fire Cat?
*Cream tried to get Marine free, but she & Cheese ended up getting caught by the little robots too*
Cream: Please let go, tiny robots! It's rude to run off with people you don't know!
Marine: Such improper kidnapping etiquette!
Sprocket #6: FIRE CAT
Cream: Miss Amy! Miss Lacey! I think this problem might be more than we can handle!
Sprocket #7: HELP
*Amy & I turned towards the giant metal tower nearby*
Lacey: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Amy: Yeah. Maybe they're not a problem after all.
Sprocket #8: HELP
Sprocket #9: FIRE CAT
*They then lifted up up & carried all of us towards the tower*
Sprocket #10: HELP
Sprocket #11: FIRE CAT
Amy: "Help Fire Cat", eh? Well, lead the way, little guys!
*We soon arrived at the tower. A tiny robot wearing more feathers than the others was standing on a rock nearby*
Marine: Looks like that's their chief. What delivery are they plannin', do you think?
Amy: What I think is, we'll find Blaze inside that big metal drum!
Lacey: No doubt.
*The robots put us down. They then started to climb on top of each other like a ladder*
Marine: So that's what all the "Help Fire Cat" earbashing was about?
Chief Sprocket: YES. FIRE CAT INSIDE. WE SPROCKETS. BAD PIRATES HUNT US. SMASH US. YOU SAVE FIRE CAT. STOP BAD PIRATES. WE HELP.
Amy: I'm starting to think we really are meant to help get the Sol Emerald back.
Lacey: Me too.
Marine: Right then. Up we go! *we all started to climb the Sprocket ladder* Ugh! Did they have to build this thing so high?
*We soon got to the top*
Cream: Oh! Miss Amy! Miss Lacey! I hear voices!
Captain Metal:*off-screen* LOOK TO THE ROCKS OFF THE NORTHERN POINT OF ISLAND! BEHOLD ME GLORIOUS WEAPON . . .! *we all turned to where the creepy robot voice was describing & our eyes went wide* ME ENGINE OF DESTRUCTION! ME CHARIOT OF CONQUEST . . .! BEHOLD THE EGG O' WAR!
*It was a giant egg shaped ship with a skull face on it, a metal patch over one eye, & metal points to make it look like a skull & cross-bones*
Marine: Holy Dooley! Lookit the size of that goog!
Lacey: Not to mention the style. I've seen Swat-Bots with better fashion sense.
*The Chief Sprocket pulled on Amy's hair*
Chief Sprocket: THERE FIRE CAT.
*We turned to where he was pointing & saw Blaze in a hanging cage*
Cream: Look, Miss Amy, Miss Lacey! There's Miss Blaze!
Lacey: She's okay!
Amy: Right! Cream, give me & Lacey a lift over there! Marine, wait here!
*Cream held each of our hands as we flew over to the cage*
Lacey: Hey there, stranger! Mind if we drop in?
Blaze: Amy? Lacey!? Cream!? You're alive! *we all stood on top of the cage, which seemed to be held up by an magnet* Thank goodness, my friends! I thought I'd lost you!
Amy: You should've known better! It takes more than one little doom laser to stop us heroes!
Blaze: Where's Marine?
Cream: She's over there with the nice Sprockets!
*We turned towards the Sprockets & they waved at us, but Marine was nowhere to be seen. We then looked down & saw Marine marching towards a robot that looked like the pirate Captain, sitting on a throne*
Amy, Lacey, Cream, & Blaze: MARINE!
Marine: Oi! Pirate! Look atcha' all laired up with your gold epaulets and fore-and-aft scraper! From one captain to another, I gotta demand satisfaction for the sinkin' of me ship and kidnapping of me friend! Get ready, now! You're about to feel the wrath of of the Great Captain Marine! Yessir, I'm about to take you apart piece by -
*The robot fired a laser at her, but Cream got her out of the way in time*
Cream: You should be more careful, Miss Marine!
Marine: I had 'im right where I wanted 'im!
Captain Metal: BUCKLE! RAISE THE PLATFORM, AND OPEN THE TANK DOORS! LET BLAZE'S LITTLE FRIENDS SHARE HERRR END.
Buckle: AYE, AYE CAP'N!
*A blue metal tentacle started to rise out of the water below*
Captain Metal: IT COULDA BEEN A QUICK AND EASY FOR YE, BLAZE. *more tentacles came out* BUT NOW THE KRAKEN WILL GRIND YER BONES!
Amy: Not good!
Blaze: We must hurry! *she started to melt the bars* The bars are difficult to cut, I'll weaken them! Be ready to break the cage when I give the word!
Amy: You got it!
Lacey: Ready when you are!
Cream: This is scary! I can't watch!
Captain Metal: RELEASE THE MAGNET JUUUUST BEFORE THEY GET FREE. WHEN THE KRAKEN BE DONE WITH 'EM, I'LL PICK OUT THE OTHER SOL EMERA - ! *he looked at his left arm rest & saw nothing there* ME SOL EMERALD! WHERE BE ME SOL EMERALD!
*Just then, I saw two familiar Mobians, sneaking off with the Sol Emerald*
Lacey:*in her mind* Bean and Bark!? What are they doing here!?
Bean: Sorry, but I'm afraid we have to give notice. We'll just take this shiny in lieu of servance pay. I'm sure we can expect a shinning letter of recommendation!
*They both ran away as Bean dropped a bomb, which exploded*
Cream: Oh, my!
Marine: Better hurry up, mates! Things are crook like tallarook!
Amy: It's now or never, Blaze!
Lacey: They're getting away!
Captain Metal: MR. SWASH, DROP THOSE FOOLS TO THE KRAKEN! THE REST OF YOU GET ME BACK MY SOL EMERALD!
Swash & Buckle: AYE AYE, CAP'N!
Bean:*crazy laugh* Shiny shiny shiny!
To be Continued . . .
