Dark Pit kept walking in the nude down more streets, surprising more passersby until he heard the sultry seductiveness of Pandora's voice while in a different park on the other side of town, "Over here, handsome naked boy."

Turning his head, he saw Pandora right by cluster of picnic tables. Also in attendance were Pit, Palutena, Viridi, Phosphora, Magnus, and Gaol. The former two were still completely naked as they all said, "Surprise! Happy birthday, Dark Pit!"

Magnus said, "Wait a minute, is Dark Pit...naked as the day he was born?"

Suddenly, there was awkward muttering from Magnus as Pittoo was now butt naked in front of everyone. However, he was not embarrassed in the slightest and did not make any attempt to cover him as his friends looked at his body, mostly his penis.

Pandora, Pit, and Palutena, Phosphora, giggled while ogling Dark Pit's unclothed body as Magnus and Viridi just stared uneasily at the nudie that had no problem addressing his watchers with a straight face. Dark Pit smiled, "Hey, ladies, no need to look away, go ahead and check me out in my birthday suit. Examine my private areas, they're way larger than Pit's."

As Pit nervously smiled and wildly blushed, "Wow. That is a monstrous cock."

Viridi asked, "How big is Dark Pit's penis supposed to be?"

Pittoo explained, "A foot long when it's flaccid. Two feet when erect. It's pretty humongous, I know."

Phosphora giggled, "You should be naked all the time, just like Pit. You boys let people see your cocks and play with them in front of strangers."

Magnus didn't say a word, he just looked away to show some respect as Pandora said to everyone, "He looks amazing. Wouldn't you all agree?"

Dark Pit smiled, "I know I would. Why exactly do I look amazing? Because my body so young and healthy, my bare skin looks silky and smooth without unwanted hair or skin rashes, a naked man is more fun to touch when he is completely devoid of skin conditions."

Pit giggled a little, "It's true, your bare skin is glowing with health and feels really soft."

Then Pittoo added, "My midsection, arms, and legs look so toned. My flat stomach and my six-pack show how well I diet and exercise, and they're complimented by my innie belly button, my pecs are complimented by my small nipples, I have somewhat muscular arms and sexy long legs with feet that seem ticklish. My young face is full of youthful handsomeness and mischief, my eyes are so innocent and irresistible, and my cheekbones can seriously cut glass. Pit's penis and testicles are so pathetically small, only one-twelfth the size of my gigantic member when soft or hard."

Palutena giggled, "But that makes Pit's pee-pee all the cuter and more fun to put in my mouth and hands."

"Finally, while Pit's buttocks are so boyishly round, firm and soft that anyone'd be crazy not squeeze them, my bum is firmer and shapelier."

Red in the face, the angel with white wings said to the one with black wings, "Pandora must be super lucky to have unlimited access to genitals like yours."

Dark Pit assured his light counterpart, "But we're both irresistible without our clothes, and that's all that matters to the women we love and love us. If Palutena doesn't mind your abysmally sized cock and balls, I won't judge either."

Under his breath, Pittoo muttered quietly enough for nobody to hear, "Though I still think all girls are out of Pit's league and the goddess of light has no standards."

The goddess with blue hair grinned, "Aw, Dark Pit. How can anyone not like your looks?"

"Exactly. Who wouldn't want to be genuinely turned on by my smoking hot bod and flatter me with their compliments? I have nothing to be ashamed of while being completely nude in front of you all and I'm proud of how good I look; thanks to all the nice things you say. No more inhibitions, no more insecurity, only empowerment. Now as birthday boy and the man of honor todays, I feel like getting my rocks off, like, now. Pit, would you like to explore your bisexual side for a little while? Let micropenis meet macropenis?"

When Palutena gave Pit a nod of encouragement, the light angel grinned at the dark one and knelt, "In Lady Palutena's words, ready when you are."

Pittoo's eyes looked at Pit's as the brown-haired boy's fingers soon found and grasped the black-haired boy's thickening shaft. Moving his hands up and down a little, Pit commented on the stiffening, long, and hard length, "Holy smokes, a dick that's..."

Giggling, Dark Pit finished that sentence, "A dozen times the length of yours."

"Ten times my size."

"Uh, you mean twelve times your size."

"Oh."

Rolling his eyes, the black-winged angel laughed as he told the white-winged one, "I swear, your brain is smaller than your little pebbles that you call testes."

"I know. I can see your balls are like boulders."

"Yep, twice the size, twice the capacity."

"Twice the amount of semen you spurt."

"More like four times since I actually have four nuts in my sack."

"Sorry, my math's not any better than my reading."

"Just stop talking and suck me."

Bringing his head closer to Dark Pit's penis, Pit pulled the purplish glans to his lips and flicked his tongue across the tip, feeling his shaft throb in response. He opened his mouth to take a quarter of it in, making circles around it with his tongue, then fell into his rhythm as he bobbed his head up and down. Pittoo egged Pit on, "More, Pit."

However, Pit stopped and commented, "I don't wanna choke to death. That will kill you too."

Palutena and Pandora told a surprised Pittoo, "We can help with that."

Both boys asked their goddesses, "How?"

"Our magic can make you immortal. That way, you can do anything and never die."

Pit and Pittoo said, "Do it."

The goddess of light and goddess of calamity snapped their fingers, Pit glowed white and green, Dark Pit glowed blue and purple. Both naked boys noticed their bodies glowed so hard that the lights were blinding. Once the light faded, Pit asked, "Did it work?"

Pandora said, "Let's find out."

Dark Pit slid his macropenis in Pit's mouth again, the head tickling the back of his mouth before it slid further in. Trying to swallow the last four inches, his stomach retched as he gagged. He tried a second and third time, gagging again. At the fourth, Pit was more at ease as he bobbed his head back, slowly and all the way, when the glans popped out of his mouth, he promptly took all 24 inches in his mouth again. It made the dark clone comment as his light counterpart did it several more times without choking, "Like a magician swallowing a sword... or any that's long and pole-like."

A minute later, Pittoo removed his member from Pit's mouth and looked at Pandora, "I believe it is now your turn to deepthroat me, Pandy."

The black-haired boy watched the blue-haired woman sit on her knees in front of his cock, agreeing, "Just say the word."

"Suck it."

"With pleasure."

Tilting her head forward, she gently sucked the first twelve inches and cupped his four testes, rubbing her tongue around the length of his dick as her hands pumped the last twelve inches. Seeing the gleam in his eyes, hearing his quiet moans, and feeling him twitch in her hands and mouth felt fantastic for her. She was under his control as he put his hands on the back of her head, pulling her in, and she felt a warm, tingly feeling causing a wetness between her thighs. Unlike Pit, Pandora didn't gag once, no doubt due to her magic rendering her invulnerable.

His reactions were her aphrodisiac and vice versa. Pandora's stomach tightened and her nipples hardened as she sucked Dark Pit's cock. She reached down with one hand to start rubbing herself. Closing her eyes, his fleshy member felt so good in her mouth and hand. The other hand was still rubbing her nub, then it slid into her garments to locate her vulva. Once she found the wet slit, she stuck two fingers inside. Slipping a third, then a fourth finger into her opening, she thrust them in, rotating her hips as she jerked her fingers up and halfway into her sex, feeling the wave building while Pittoo wanted to pulse in Pandora's mouth.

Opening her eyes, she pulled him out of her mouth and gasped for air before looking up at his gasping face. He rasped, "Put my penis back in your mouth!"

"No problem. I just wanted to look at the faces you made while moaning."

Leaning over again, the goddess of calamity took the dark angel back in and bobbed her head. Now she took all 24 inches in her mouth and even squeezed his butt with one hand while still rubbing her pudenda. Dark Pit moaned and screamed as he clenched Pandora's hair, "Yes! This is why being naked gives such awesome vibes!"

Compared to Pit, Pandora's head bobbed to and fro faster. As she did, Pittoo wiggled his hips to make his balls slap her chin. Ejaculation was imminent when he emitted, "Ah! Uh! Mm!"

Pandora could tell Dark Pit came when he sighed and pulsed with movements that tickled her esophagus. She could feel his seed dispense inside her body, below her throat, into her stomach.

Pushing her forehead back, Pittoo pulling his deflating dick out of her hungry mouth, but surprised her with, "It's not over yet. Now that I came in your face, I want to cum on it now."

Smirking, Pandora asked her naked boyfriend, "Does your big fella have enough energy to let out more jizz?"

"It does if your magic provides a little pick-me-up."

"Gotcha."

Snapping her fingers, Pandora made Dark Pit's member rerise to the occasion, from one flaccid foot back up to two erect feet. She went from sitting on her knees to sitting on her butt to spread her legs and keep rubbing herself down there. As she did, she watched as he grabbed himself and started stroking his meat in front of her.

Both Dark Pit and Pandora loved the view that gave each other. Watching her nude boyfriend masturbating with his hands flailing on it faster and faster to get closer made her want to stimulate her hidden treasure more hyperactively. Likewise, looking at his clothed girlfriend making a wet stain her clothes urged him to slide his hands along the length of his fleshy shaft faster.

A lustful gleam in Pittoo's bright red eyes along with a mouth that was opened wide and quickened breathing made his goddess sense his pending release. He took a deep breath, arching his back, and the first spurt of thick fluid hit her in the middle of her face, on her nose. Then one got on her forehead. His hands paused as he aimed it down at her chin, jerking it erratically. Feeling spurt after spurt landing on her face, that view of him jerking off, and his hands sliding along his stiff shaft turned her on even more.

His shoulders slumped as his hormone release left him sated. She felt him wipe off the last drops on her cheeks before she held her mouth open for a few seconds as he released one last blast in her mouth. After that, she swirled her tongue around her lips for him to see his seed pooled inside.

Closing her lips, she swallowed, watching his eyes brighten, and she smiled with the feeling of being so desired!

"Happy birthday, Dark Pit."

The calamity couple shared an intimate hug, Dark Pit giggled, "Thank you, Pandy. Now I wanna get my hands on some cake."

"Same."

They noticed everyone else with plates full of cake, but apparently none of their friends actually ate any, distracted by the sex that unfolded right in front of them. Pittoo and Pandora fed pieces to one another, just like a romantic couple would. He actually mentioned to Magnus, "I should have corrected you earlier: I wasn't born with no clothes on."