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"To-kun, I beg you to start paying more attention to your health. We are all good with your attitude for work. Everyone also highly appreciate efforts you have spent, but for village future you need to take more care of yourself." - said an elderly woman in a gentle voice as she sat down at a circle table.
Her eyes shown concern and wariness because of child rejected to take a break from work and end his job.
A relaxed young man to whom these words were addressed, just slowly opened one eyes a little and sniffed showing disagreement with such a words.
"Miroku-sensei Im fine. Truly. I feel really good. Also you have very unclear knowledge about me. Stop bothering about me. My parents and I are taking care of my health." - chuckled middle-aged teenager, raised from a table and looking at himself in the mirror under the dining women murmur.
On the other side, a dark-haired man with small bags under eyes looked at him. However, tired face and unhealthy skin color didn't match with that guy didn't feel like a man who working 14 hours a day, 7 days a week at all.
He was a man of strong opinion that "geniuses" in any sphere don't need to sleep a lot until they reach their goals. In his previous life, he knew enough about a big count of famous and cultural figures which slept no more than 4 hours a day.
As he was straightening tousled hair, boy heard distinct giggling sound and his eye began to twitch from annoyance. Demons with women face continued to make friendly jokes at him because of he was the youngest in this hospital.
'Mehhh, I already regret that I was born in this world. I could just ask sharingan and born in Konoha. Stop-stop if assume about it. Hmmmm. My capillaries made my eyes turned it red. Maybe I'm a hidden Uchiha?' - reincarnator joked in mind as watched through mirror how a few women got up from a table with grin and wriggling like snake, headed in his directions.
To a normal human, they could look like angels, but Tobio knew their bad sides, and so he nervously swallowed and backed up wall, trying to get distance between them.
'I swear, I don't sure who will win in fight between Pain and these womens in front of me.' - he shuddered when he saw how them getting closer and closer.
He was terrified perspective of what might happen next and Tobio hated uncertainty feeling.
"Tobio-kun, tell me, how many hours have you slept in this week?" - Akame asked smilingly, the youngest of woman squad and teenager literally saw poison which dripping from her tongue.
"Uh, would you believe me if I told you it was 40?" - he lied through teeth, without taking eyes off predators, he back to a table and starting to eat oatmeal with fish.
He didn't even get to taste the first spoonful because an unpleasant chill ran down. After it, he felt fingers soaked in chakra on his back and barely restrained a squeak.
"Do you really think we're gonna buy into this bullshit, brat?" - said Miroku amused by this plight. She had been teaching him since 6 age and knew when Tobio was lying.
"So how much sleep did you say you've had in the last week?" - Kimiko asked with laugh, hugging his neck from behind.
"Ugh, Miroku-sensei you're boring. You scare me more than kasan. Clearly, I slept only 22 hours. "Hanten" really helps me with this. Besides I have been using multiphase sleep technique which I create for a few months ago, it is very convenient" - Tobio said complacently with a shrug as he stuffed cheeks with a cereal which was supposed to give vigor to body.
People in this era were not yet aware of different sleep techniques, but Tobin was from a modern society and decided to resort to techniques which were used by Napoleon, Da Vinci, Franklin and even Richard Fuller.
Chewing sweet porridge, he carefully looked at women who rolled eyes at such self-sacrifice and disregard for their time.
'Come to think of it, it's been almost 15 years, yaaa? After month will be my 15th birthday. It's scary to imagine that all this is reality, and not an illusion. I almost forgot how my previous family looked like. However, I can't be sad, they wouldn't want me to be a sad' - Tobio succumbed self-reflection again, but a loud and penetrating scream brought him out of this state.
"TOBI-KUN, it's emergency with Roshi-sama. He's in a bad state."
"Well, you can saw it for yourself, Miroku-sensei. I would wanna rest, but I have too kind a heart." - giggling, he got up from a table and followed duty nurse.
'Ma-ma-ma. It's familiar. It's a pity that I avoided such overwork in previous life. Perhaps I would have progressed beyond usual medical assistant'
"Ou brat, you're finally here. I know you're already finishing your shift, but could you please treat this?" - red-haired man said in a hoarse voice, pointing at missing limb.
"Who able to bring you to this condition?" - Tobio stared at uncle's figure in shock, assessing his injuries.
"Well, they were in masks and were about 40 of them. No there were 60 of them. I'm sure they knew about your uncle's strength. Still, they were weaklings like you." - old man mumbled with a hint of humor and grimaced in pain when Tobio pressed on his injured elbow.
Veins on Tobio forehead bulged from such a pathetic excuse, but he decided to put off arguing with uncle for later and nodded affirmatively to him.
'I guess I'll give myself a break while uncle sleeps. I can't afford to reduce my productivity' - he pondered, rubbing sleepy eyes with his hands.
After preparing workplace, he looked thoughtfully at the lost right hand of current yonbi jinchuuriki and with a serious face, pointed to the hospital bed.
"Its ok Roshi-ojisan. Kasan would decapitate me if I refused to help you." - he chuckled playfully and began to weave hand seals - "If you not familiar with this process, then you need to lie on stomach. I will must to slowly put you to sleep, and then begin process to regain this stump."
"Just get your work. I'm not comfortable. Do you know how unpleasant it is to feel phantom pain? For a whole week I got consequences of absence of my leading hand." - he quickly rammed into pillow in an unintelligible voice.
Tobio finished weaving necessary seals and put his hand on head of a large man, instantly applying anesthesia.
No wasting time boy carefully cut the T-shirt with scalpel to facilitate treatment method.
'I guess it will take at least 5 minutes. His wound has already healed. Another plus is being a tailed beast owner' - he thought zealously and immediately creat 3 seals, After which, his hands flashed with purple chakra.
"Ninpo - Hanten" - he whispered, and as if at snap of a finger, the veins on his arms bulged, which made Tobio feel very uncomfortable.
'Every time when I use it, I feel like Satoru Gojo. Well, before he was divided on half. Ahaha' - trying to hold laugh back, he placed palms on sleeping man's spine and gradually, began to inject accumulated chakra into Roshi bone marrow.
"Heh, Tsunade-sama, eat this. I had surpassed you. I would pay a big sum to see your expression on your face during my work." - Tobio snorted as he watched process of complete bone regain on which muscles and blood vessels have already begun to grow.
Inch by inch, it covered the hand entire area until reached tips of fingers.
Dermis and epidermis were also not long in coming, and after 4 minutes the elderly man had a new hand which was no different that Roshi had inadvertently lost in battle.
Sweat began to slowly drain from his forehead and he tried not to fall on floor from exertion. He felt as if someone was trying to quarter him.
Every time when he face with such a job, Tobio needed to focus directly on the patient's stem cells and it was much more difficult than usual treatment.
'Isn't that adorable? That's why I decided got Positive Energy from JJK, which has adapted to this world. I was born to save lives, not to shine on the battlefield. Especially considering that this is a world based on militarism' - he pondered blinking rapidly, spitting out accumulated blood.
"But it's still a thin job that requires phenomenal chakra control. Right now it feels like my brain is on fire." - he finally lost gravity by falling on one knee and waste no time writing down some note in a book.
While Tobio succumbed to moment of weakness and was so engrossed in filling out a book, he didn't notice how floating figure and the head of this hospital were watching him.
"Astonishing, he did it again. It's just phenomenal. Mayhaps Tobio is a gift from above. Don't you guess so Tsuchikage-sama?"
In response, Oonoki crossed his arms and plunged into confused thoughts. For 5 years now, he has been got reports about a child whose healing abilities cannot be logically explained. For him, Tobio was akin to a creator who could treat absolutely any injury.
''Hanten' yes? I even couldn't imagine that this new kekkei genkai would be so impressive' - old man sighed with relief as he descend to ground, noticing how child settled down on one of the hospital beds, plunging into a dream.
"Over the past 5 years, he has returned almost 300 incapacitated shinobi of various ranks to active combat service. He made a miracle. Iwa got rich thanks to this brat. However, he will die if he continues to work so hard. I plan to have a serious talk with him about the fact that he has become an active shinobi." - Oonoki exclaimed loudly, accidentally attracting attention of the hospital staff.
Tobio's colleagues knew about his character and already sympathized with him.
Hanten. Boy gave such name to his kekkei-genkai. Tsuchikage-sama was shocked when heard stories that in his village had appeared a child, who able to treat serious wounds with chakra is better than experienced staff.
As he later known, this kekkei genkai was merge of the Yin and Yang chakras. He immediately ordered to register this phenomenon and take child under observation.
Brat grew up under his eyes and becoming a genin, do every mission that didnt concern promotion. In his eyes, Tobio was a loyal Iwagakure shinobi and someone who could be relied. He would trust a child to watch back in each of the three wars.
Although sure he had flaws, but it could be dealt with.
From Oonoki words, if Tobio had been at least a little more motivated, he would have become tsuchikage.
'His talent in raiton and doton release, let him to focus on medical career. Even Muu-sensei and I didn't have such a kinship with earth element. I must to find motivation for him or I'll never forgive myself.'
"But why? It would be easier to just forbid him work in hospital and threaten with huge penalty" - the head of the hospital was surprised by Tsuchikage-sama's eagerness.
After exchanging a glance with man in glasses and a white coat, Tsuchikage tried for a long time get right words, which came as a surprise to witnesses of this interaction.
"Because he has talent and only in critical situations he can unleash it to the maximum. His strength right now is equal to chunin level exclude medical skills, but..." - shrugging the head of Iwagakure tried to choose right words to clearly describe this problem.
Every ninja in this room was now listening attentively to them, pretending that they had their own affairs. These people always liked to listen to other people's talks, but quietly hated those who did the same thing during their conversations.
"But he's wasting time here. Excuse me, but I get feeling that you want to make him into someone important to the village."
"I do, but as long as he's a genin, it's impossible. He purposely failed genin test to get into Genin corps and freely go to practice at your hospital. He also sabotaged every attempt to promote his rank to chunin." - Tsuchikage furrowed brows, trying to think of a way that would be impossible to avoid until he was attracted by a cough.
His courier was standing right in front of him.
"Five more minutes, kachan. I need a little more time." - sleeping figure covered head with a blanket and tried to hide from outside world.
On the other side Tobio, there were adults whose eyebrows started twitching at brush attitude of this child.
Black-haired woman crossed arms sighed heavily. After receiving an approving nod from brother, she went to the bed and in one flow pulled the blanket off Tobio body.
"Tobio-kun, honey. Could you please give us all your presence. We need to have a very, very serious talk. If you don't do this, you won't like my punishment." - she whispered in a dangerously sweet tone in son ear, which sent a flock of goosebumps down Tobio back.
Even men who standing near to her, those who had been tempered in long-term battles shuddered at such a threat. Vibes that this woman began to emit could scare anyone.
Teenager quickly opened eyes in a panic with a pale face, frantically jumping out of bed and taking a fighting stance, forcing adults in the room to laugh out loud because of this.
Eventually, after looking at everyone present, his eyes widened and Tobio straightened back and then bowed low to show respect to village leader.
"Please forgive me Tsuchikage-sama. I dozed off a little and lost track of my time. Give me some time and I'll get myself back in good shape." - brunette nervously said, covering hand with "Hanten" chakra, launching a refreshing and healing impulse into head.
Small crowd of this scene could not understand why teenager in front of them was trembling so much and acts like he doesn't have any value in this village. They weren't gonna accuse him of anything.
After a few seconds, his face regained its goo color, however, bags under eyes remained in its places informing that one refreshing therapy will not be enough to erase it.
"There's no need to be so polite Tobio-kun. Everyone in village knows what you sacrifice while working at the hospital. Instead I'm glad that you finally stopped being very stubborn and slept for more than 6 hours." - Tsuchikage grinned and slowly ascend into the air, starting to hover over the youngest shinobi in this room.
Child blushed slightly at such praise bestowed upon him by man who he mentally called Frodo. However, a few suspicions crept into his head.
'Hmm, now I'm wondering why kasan and Tsuchikage-sama's tandem is here. Did Miroku-sensei tell Frodo that I was neglecting sleep?' - he began to go backwards in confusion, stumbling over ojisan bed and falling comfortably next to him.
Before any of them could even utter a word, an imaginary train hit genius medic and he carefully look in uncle direction.
"Well before you start inundating me with questions and offers which I can't refuse, I must to check Roshi-ojisan arm condition" - Tobio activated technique and with permission placed hand on the red-haired man's head.
Sighing heavily, he slowly began to examine hand and the more carefully he examine it, the more veins began to swell on his temples.
He bit lip and for the first time in all his life, an acute desire arose in head to give up this work.
Unfortunately, both Tsuchikage-sama and his kasan noticed how his lip was bleeding, which he forgot to heal.
They became even more serious when Tobio grabbed head and barely stood after completing his uncle's examination.
'OK, I'll take a break. At this pace, I will become a vegetable and my gift will not help me at all. Now I must to control my state' - brunette's unfocused glance met with worried blue kasan eyes who was now holding him by shoulders.
"Oldman all good. Give yourself a week holiday." - boy thanked kasan with a smile for helping him sit comfortably in a chair.
Immediately activating her medical ninjutsu, she carefully checked her son's condition and made sure that everything was fine with him, nodded approvingly to Tsuchikage.
"You know Tobio, I guess you should take a rest..."
"I really got you. I promise to take a long break. I began to feel hard effects of my work and I don't like feeling weak." - after regainig normal heartbeat, Tobio purred in agreement with his leader's decision.
His words greatly surprised adults because Tobio was not the one who was looking for a weekend.
Woman and Roshi met eyes, nodding at each other at the same time. Unexpectedly for him, they left this chamber, giving their leader good opportunity to talk to him alone.
A brunette in a medical coat suspected something was wrong when he tried to catch kage glance, but he hard tried to avoid this meeting and carefully looked out the window.
He felt a nasty feeling that made his hair stand on end because Tobio finally was able to put puzzle together. Child shuddered at thing that Tsuchikage was slowly closing trap like a flytrap from which he would be unreal to get out.
'I'm pretty sure Mom and dworf are in cahoots. Now I'm interesting what's going to happen to me. Am I in danger?'
Right now, his face was twisted so much that many might have thought that he had eaten a whole lemon and washed it down with soy sauce.
Now it was his turn to find a place where he could look, which would give him a comfort feel from intense pressure that filled this room.
"Young Tobio, what do you think about shinobi?" - he heard his kage's words and mentally praised oldman because he did not expect such a question.
"Shinobi murders. Thieves, cowards who kill in the back and ignoble people. I dont know how else to describe them. Why are you interested?" - Tobio narrowed eyes, leaning back in chair and shrugged, crossing his arms.
Not knowing if he had crossed in talking to Onoki by literally insulting this profession. He plucked up brave with let out a sigh to make eye contact with Tsuchikage, but dworf just continued to stare out the window.
"But you're a shinobi.."
"Involuntarily. Entering the academy, I could got a scholarship as its best student. You know, it was a pretty good sum. Also in academy, I learned to better control my chakra and use Hanten." - smiling, he said and looked at hand in which purple chakra flashed.
He wasn't lying to Frodo. He really liked idea that going to the academy would gave a lot of capital for him, who will financially help his family.
"You see, you could fool anyone, but not the wisest person in this village. You have another reasons, don't you?"
Tobio just raised an eyebrow at his question and wondered if he should talk about it.
'I definite won't tell him that I'm a reincarnator and in my old world, it is unacceptable to kill people with impunity on right and left. When I was 13 years old in my first life, I played PS4. When I was 13 years old here, I went on a mission to catch criminals with a small genin squad. On it, I barely escaped death by freezing in front of enemy, giving them a chance to attack me. It was at that moment that I accept that my modern thinking was not ready for this world'
Iet out a sigh heavily, Tobio spread arms and reluctantly got up from chair, going to window.
It was already deep evening and he was wondered about upcoming birthday. It became clear to him that сanon was started because Kyyubi incidents happened almost 13 years ago and caused a big celebration here. The Uchiha massacre was added to this list of Konoha's downfall.
However, Tobio understood that his presence had created minor divergence from the original plot, because a long time ago, he met people who didnt belong to this place in the original story.
"I can't kill, Jiji. I can barely bring myself to hurt people. It's very hard to describe this thing." - he said in a low and trembling voice, clenching fists, trying not to show weakness in front of Tsuchikage.
Although mentally he is much older than his current age, but it was difficult for him to contain emotions that are inherent in teenagers.
Disappointment. Anger. Resentments. Childishness. Playfulness.
Tobio assumed that his soul had mixed with soul of his mother's fetus before born and therefore, he doesnt need to worry about emotions compromising him in any way.
Once again, he cursed luck that had sent him into this cruel world.
Been born here in body of a child, he experienced a lot of problems with not knowing Japanese, as well as everyday children's issues. Actually, he still enjoyed his new life without going outdoor. His life was perfect until someone came to his 2nd birthday.
Roshi. Yonbi Jinchuriki.
Then Tobio got that he would regret entering here more than once. At that moment, he also felt dissatisfaction of choosing power he would receive at birth.
Even then, he knew that no matter how his fate turned out, Indra and Ashura reincarnation will save this world anyway and he will just need to take care of his family.
Naruto Uzumaki will take care of the rest. Well, or fate will play a joke on him.
Tobio was stubbornly gonna ignore canon and concentrated only on life and gradual growth.
'I'm not the protagonist of this story. I just don't have enough plot armor. That's probably another reason why I don't want to get strengthen. I don't have a goal because I know future.' - he hated himself and was disappointed because was holding himself back from making progress.
"Come to me tomorrow, Tobio, I have a long mission for you. During this time, you will be forbid from working at the hospital. After you complete bring it, the management of the entire hospital will come under your control." - Oonoki said in a stern voice, tone of which hinted that Tobio had no way of rejecting this strange offer.
Teenager's eyes widened at Tsuchikage's words. However, after a moment Tobio furrowed at dwarf's commanding tone.
'It's all very intrigue'
He failed to close eyes at night, Tobio got clothes and, without greeting tousan whom he was still angry, left the big house.
He put hands in pockets when looked around and detected that there was very quiet for this time of day.
Both stores on street were closed, and fastfood restaurant did not have a single customer.
Shrugging and deciding not to focus on it, he walked with a measured step towards Tsuchikage-sama's office. He really wondered what this crazy old man need from him.
'Every time in my previous life, when boss asked me to come to him, It always ended sadly for me. Should I start being worried?'
When he reached the main building in village and kasan work place, teenager stopped abruptly after looking at his main enemy.
"Stairs, ha, I feel himself like a Panda Po. I hate stairs"
Upon ascending top floor, Tobio noticed figure who was sitting and waiting something. This man was his first friend in this world.
And the first change in canon.
Akio Sakuga. Not a tall teenager with white hair with a hairstyle like Hatake Kakashi's. His eyes were emerald and could reflect sunlight. His skin was a light shade with freckles on face.
He was Gobi jinchuuriki.
When Tobio got about it, minds in his head were messed up and he couldn't gather it together for a long time. He assumed that he had reincarnated in AU.
After meeting each other's glances nodded in greeting and continued to make their affairs.
"Sup kasan. I'm gonna met with Tsuchikage-sama." - brunette waved briskly at her and continued to move dwarf's main office direction.
On the way there, he had to be distracted constantly and demonstrate good upbringing by greeting each elder advisor.
All this would have continued if two figures hadn't come out of Oonoki office, whose presence in Iwa was even more incredible than Akio jinchuuriki status..
'Well looking at his height, I should have assumed that he might be a man of this country.' - Tobio rolled eyes at such a goofy failure and waved at a teenager his age in a chunin vest.
It was a man who in the original story was one of Orochimaru's pawns and possessed a strong doton release.
Jirobo.
The stupidest thing about their long-ago meeting was that Tobio didn't remember this character and so accepted his friendship quite calmly. Only after a time, when he began to remember story plot from the first season and reached Sasuke's retieval ark, a wave of emotions swept over him.
A miniature angel and devil sat on his shoulders whispering what he should do.
On the one hand, Tobio had known Jirobo for 5 years that day and believed that he would not become a nukenin. And according from mini-devil, he was must to cut off all contact with him, because in theory Orochimaru could be interested in Hanten ability.
"Hey bigguy, what is new? Been a long time. It's been 2 weeks, was it? Where have you been?" - After straightening hair Tobio politely greeted and raised head up because Jirobo was a head taller than him.
Tall guy smiled and politely patted brunette on shoulder, forcing him to squeeze teeth from such an act.
"We were with Gari-sensei. It's like a courier mission. Chunin's duties make to do more important things. How's tricks? The last time we met, you could barely keep your eyes open, and now you look vigorous even by your standards" - he replied gladly, ignoring of his teammate behavior who seemed to be angry that Tobio purposefully ignored her and didn't even consider necessary to look into her eyes.
Tobio shrugged and scratched the back of his head with stifling a laugh.
"Certainly I was in the hospital. At least until stupid shorty suspended me from work there." - brunette muttered sullenly, slightly grimacing at that, when girl with red hair kicked him in shin trying to attract attention to herself.
In turn, Tobio and Jirobo just grinned at such a childish act.
By the way, brunette's answer catched tall boy attention and he was to ask what could have happened when his absence from the village.
"Suspended? What did you do?" - chunin asked excitedly, as he was very interested in the reason for such a suspension.
"Who knows. Maybe because I felt dizziness and almost fainted in front of Tsuchikage when treat Roshi-ojisan? So now I'm here to accept some mission from big nose. Sorry Jirobo, Im really need to go. goodluckhavefun" - he was gonna walk past saying goodbye to Jirobo, but he felt how his hand being pulled and he met with a threatening look.
"How long are you gonna ignore me, mommy boy" - Tobio didn't even pay attention to this question
"Probably until you and tousan give me to forgive you for your joke." - he pulled hand out of tight grip and winked at his tall friend.
"Stay back, asshole, I'm above you in rank and you have to listen to my orders!" - girl screamed loudly, furiously expressing dissatisfaction with Tobio's nature.
"Gambare-gambare Tayuya" - he replied playfully, stopping at the redwood door.
Akio, Gari, Jirobo and Tayuya
And who knows how many more divergence in plot.
The world hated him.
When he crossed threshold of Tsuchikage's office, Tobio didn't expect to meet there a third person in jounin vest, who was his friend's sensei.
An imaginary light bulb flashed above his head as boy began to guess reason why he met Akio in this building.
'That bastard...'
"Are you late, brat, talking with your girlfriend?" - old man said sniffed as he sealed scroll and handed it to growth man.
He looked at Oonoki indifferently and wanted to rip off decapitated leader of his village for questions concerning his personal life
"I suggest we're in a rows, old man. She and touchan decided the idea of dyeing my hair red might be funny and cute. By the way, they still haven't apologized. Anyway, that's not why I'm here. Why did you suspend me from being at the hospital and call me here?"
At that time, Tobio slept for only 2 hours, but when he woke up from a dream and looking in the mirror, he wanted to go back to sleep and never wake up. Brunette was furious that his perfect length hair and ponytail were ruined.
It were red in color.
He dreamt of Uchiha Madara's hair style, but 2 idiots close to him were against it.
"In a month, a chunin exam will be set in Konoha. You will go there as the third member of Hayao Miyazaki team. Your teammates will be Akio, who is already known to you, as well as my granddaughter. If you wanna be the head of the hospital you need to become a jounin. I've sweetly given you a chance to complete the first step" - Tobio rubbed eyes because for a second it seemed to him that red horns and wings grew out of the old man's head and back.
'Almost like the devil. He's not gonna proposal to sell my soul, is he?'
Tobio had no choice and obediently nod at this. He gonna respectfully introduce himself to future sensei, who gave him a skeptical glance.
Hayao Miyazaki was a man with broad shoulders and thick black hair. From Akio's stories, he was aware that Hayao owned Yoton and was also strict in teaching and instilling Will of stone in his students. He also loved pushing buttons of students and forcing them to overstep their fears.
'Well, also by a curious coincidence, he is the full namesake of the famous Japanese animation director'
"Hello. Im Tobio Tendo. Ninja-medic. Good in kenjutsu. I hope you will teach me all that will help me not to die in our missions. Please take care of me." - Tobio introduced and bowed low, expressing deep gratitude to this man.