OOT Parody Part Three
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda, I'M NOT NINTENDO (geez)
Link: I'm sooo tired, are we there yet?
Navi: Link it's only been 5 minutes
Link: *whining* But my legs are tired!
Navi: So what, you're such a baby!
Link: Easy for you to say, you don't have legs.
(night begins to fall)
Navi: Uh oh. Link we need to hurry!
Link: Why?
Navi: If you don't hurry you'll see.
Link: That sounds ominous.
Navi: JUST WALK!
Link: Fine *rolls eyes*
(a wolf howls and the Hyrule Field Theme stops playing)
Link: *looks around in fear* Why did the music stop?!
Navi: It's night you dimwit. Now we are going to have to face-
(skeletal monsters crawl out if the ground)
Link: *screams like a little girl* WHAT'S THAT! MOMMY! WAAAHHHH!
Navi: YOU WERE RAISED BY A TREE YOU DON'T HAVE A MOMMY!
Link: You're mean!
Navi: No, I use tough love.
Skeletal Monster #1: Excuse me? We're still here!
(Link and Navi look over at the monster)
Skeletal Monster #2: Hello my little munchkins!
Link: …
Navi: …
Everyone Else: …
Skeletal Monster #1: Fred, you need to stop doing that.
Fred: Why, I was just greeting them George, even if we are going to eat them it's good to be polite, unlike SOMEONE I KNOW!
George: WHO ARE YOU CALLING IMPOLITE!
Fred: YOU! YOU MORON!
George: WHY YOU LITTLE…
(Fred in george start fighting. Link in Navi slowly walk away)
Fred: *notices Link and Navi are gone* Dangit. They got away.
George: Thanks to you.
Fred: No! It's your fault!
George: IS NOT!
Fred: IS TO!
(start fighting again then the sun goes up)
Fred: Uh-oh
George: MY EYES
(george and fred disappear)
Link: *comes out from hiding behind a tree* Yay! The're dead!
Navi: You could have just hit them with your sword.
Link: Oh… well better luck next time.
Navi: *eyeroll* Come on Link, lets get going.
Link: Fine.
One long walk the author is too lazy to write about later….
Navi: We're here!
Link: *looking around* OHH! Look! It's bombchu racing! Lets go!
Navi: Hold up Link we can't go bombchu bowling.
Link: *whining* Why not!
Navi: Well, first of all you need to see the princess as soon as possible. Secondly, you're broke, and lastly you would burn down castle town if you did.
Link: You're no fun!
Navi: Get moving already!
To be continued…