-Timeskip-
"Yo Orion, we're here!" I hear Shione's voice so opening my eyes, I then sit up and see the familiar view Planet Namek.
It looks exaclty like in the anime.
Luscious plains, beautiful scenery and everything is green.
Wait...
Are Namekians colour blind?
Like this could be interpreted as a joke and all but it could also be a genuine question.
They're green, their dragon is green and their very planet is green so the question still remains...
"Are Namekians colour blind?" I wonder out loud, getting the attention of the Saiyan girls.
"Huh... good fucking question. Guess we'll ask them while we're here." Shione says, getting out of the ship with her swishing in excitement.
Grabbing a few Fruits of the Tree of Might from my garden, I then lead the group to the most highest power level around, which is probably either that of a Warrior Clan Namekian or Elder Guru.
The fruits are basically a peace offering since they can not only increase a fighter's strength but also restore a fighter's youth if he/she so wished.
We land near the Elder Guru's house and it's here where I make a crucial decision.
I don't need Sienna or Shione since I'm already a Super Saiyan.
When I'm done getting my Namekian companion or learn how to make my own set of Dragon Balls, I'm sending them back to Earth since it's safer there than where I'm going.
It's just a positive excuse for me to get rid of them since they're so weak.
I mean, I only picked them 'cause I wanted the extra perks and for some 'fun' if you catch my drift.
Again, it's not because I wanted some no-named roomates to tag alomg, they're here for my entertainment.
We arrive at Elder Guru's house and I flare up my Ki to tell them that I'm here.
"Come in child, I already knew you were coming. I could sense your magical power from your ship." Guru says, shocking me as I didn't expect that one but then again, it kind of makes sense.
Namekians can create Dragon Balls using magic so I guess it would make sense that he was able to sense my magic power from where I am.
"Nail, leave us to talk. This Saiyan has hostility towards us." Guru says again as Nail does mid-bow and leaves the hutt.
"It's only fair that I respect Elder Guru's wishes so go back to the ship and wait for me. I'll have our next figured out." I tell Shione and Sienna as they exit the hutt and flare up their auras as they then shoot off in the distance.
"Now then, let us talk. What is it that you need?" He asks.
"I need the Dragon Balls." I answer him.
"I can see it in your heart that you want to help us then I shall oblige and eat this fruit." He says before taking a small bite out of it and then eats it
all.
"A few years from now, there will be a tyrant who goes by the name Frieza and is part of his father King Cold's empire. I want to stop them before innoncent lives are taken away from us." I say with certainty in my voice.
"I can already sense your power and it could be near his so why would you need the Dragon Balls?" Guru asks again.
"Because, that's him surpressing his power as his race can transform to unleash their full power." I answer back.
"I see... very well. You may proceed with your plan." Guru says as I mentally cheer for a job well done.
"Thank you. This is a gift for you and the other Namekians. It'll multiply your power level while also restoring someone's youth, though that remains to be seen." I say as I hand Guru the bag that contains the Fruit of Tree of Might.
"I can see it in your heart that you want to help us then I shall oblige and eat this fruit." He says before taking a small bite out of it and then eats it all.
His power level then shoots up as he begins to get younger, which is apparent as he has no longer any wrinkles or fat around his body.
He then eats another one and then another one but I don't if the effects are the same as the ones in the movie or if they've been modified?
"This power... it feels incredible. On behalf of the Namekian race, I would like to thank you Orion for this gift." Guru says before handing me his Dragon Ball as he then touches my head and I feel a wave of information enter my brain.
"What was that? I feel different..." I ask him.
"I gave you knowledge of our language so you should be able to your wishes without any problem." Guru says proudly as I give a thumbs-up as a thanks for the help he gave me.
Namekians may be colour blind but they are the best bros a guy could ask for.
Which is why I'm gonna piss on both Frieza adn Cooler's caskets after pummeling the shit out of them if they ever step foot on this planet.
Nail would eventually come back with the other six Dragon Balls and hands them to me.
I raise my arms up over the glowing seven wishing spheres, "Takkara-Puto Popporunga Pupiritto-Paro!" I chant.
Immediately the sky darkens something unnatural on a planet with three suns and no night system. The huge seven dragon balls burst into blinding light together, converging as one before shooting up into the air in a gargantuan beam that expands and takes on the form of a titanic muscular dragon.
"I am the eternal dragon, who has summoned me?" Porunga boomed.
"It was me," I speak up, drawing his giant crimson red eyes down to me, "I summoned you Porunga."
"I see... State your first wish." He says as I begin to think about my wishes.
It needs to be something that'll help me in the long run against some people like Cell, Buu, Beerus and things beyond that.
I refuse to rely on that brain dead moron with a tendecy to die and leave his family to die just so that he can train.
"My first wish is to have for the ability to regenerate and heal from any injury as strong as you can make them without having a negative impact on my inborn zenkai ability as a saiyan."
"This is within my power. Your wish is granted!" Porunga says before his eyes glow for a few seconds then stop.
There's silence. I kind of expected something to happen but I don't feel any different.
"Erm..did it work?" I ask.
Somehow, despite his eyes being entirely red with no pupils, I had the feeling Porunga rolled his eyes at me
"Yes, it is a passive ability I infused within your being, though it will draw upon your ki to work," He replies easily.
"As long as even a trace of you is left, you will regenerate. And as per your request, I have made sure it will not negatively impact your racial adaptive ability."
As long as there's even a trace of me left? Wait, wait! Isn't that fucking Cell or Buu tier fucking regen? I couldn't stop the massive grin of elation that spread across my face, "Fucking yes!" I cheered, "You're awesome Porunga!"
In reply, Porunga merely smirked at me and pressed his thumb and index finger together in a circle.
"State your second wish."
Since he said that it's gonna take my Ki for the regenration to work, I should get the Ki generator Dr.Gero made for the Androids in the future.
"Porunga, there is a man on Earth known as doctor Gero, he has developed a machine known as an Infinite Ki Generator that he will implant in androids," I began, speaking in the Namekian Language, "I wish to have one of my own implanted within my body, permanently as a natural part of my body."
"This is within my power," Porunga nodded, his eyes beginning to glow, "Wish granted!"
Suddenly, warmth suffused my being. The Ki I felt within me was always within a set area and no matter how large it grew, always had a finite amount. Yet, suddenly, connected to my ki..it felt like there was well, an unending well that connected and fed into my ki.
I lifted my hand and fired a small ki blast to test things out. And then I grinned in amazement as I felt ki surge from that well and replace the ki I'd just used to fire that blast.
"State your final wish." Porunga says.
"I wish for all the information the people known as Son Goku, Son Gohan, Piccolo, Kami, Popo, Krillin, Master Roshi, Tien Shinhan, Yamcha, Chiaotzu, Vegeta, Frieza, King Cold, Cooler, Cooler's Armoured Squadron and the Ginyu force know in regards to manipulating ki, magic and power raising transformations like the Super Saiyan transformations that I can already use." I tell him
"Very well! Wish Granted!" Porunga's voice shouts once more, eyes beginning to glow bright red again.
Information would then flood my brain. There's a rush of it so fast I can barely keep track, more and more and more and more and more. So many techniques, so many applications!
Decades worth of ki training and manipulation are rushing through me, too much for me to process.
Screaming in defiance and pain, I would then black out.
-Timeskip-
"Ah... fuck. Probably should've thought about it some more. Good thing I wished for regenration 'cause otherwise..." I mutter, cutting off the last part of my morbid theory as I find myself in front of Elder Guru's hutt.
There's no more reason for me to stay here so I'm gonna go drop off Kale and Caulifla 2.0 and then figure out what my next move should be.
I shoot off into the sky and head off to my ship.
I'll try to find that planet where there's a Hyperbolic Tine Chamber and train there 'cause I have no damn desire to go to Earth and take care of Goku, at least not the human way.
If I even see him, I'm gonna tempted to fire off a fucking Ki blast into his brain and realistically, who's going to stop me?
Krillin? Don't make me laugh.
The guy endangers the Earth for some robot pussy and no one even scolds him for it.
Not even Vegeta, who didn't even tried to get payback against the Android that shattered his entire arm.
There's no more reason for me to stay here so I'm gonna go drop off Kale and Caulifla 2.0 and then figure out what my next move should be.
I shoot off into the sky and head off to my ship.
I'll try to find that planet where there's a Hyperbolic Tine Chamber and train there 'cause I have no damn desire to go to Earth and take care of Goku, at least not the human way.
We already knew that Gohan was never going to take his fsther's mantle for two reasons.
One, ever since Raditz showed up on Earth, Gohan's been in cosntant battles, fighting for his life so I can understand that he's studying to maybe unwind that stress of always looking over your shoulders.
Two, Toriyama hates everything that isn't Goku related.
Exhibit A, gives Goku new forms every damn fucking arc without him having to work for it.
And don't even pretend like he unlocked Ultra Instinct due to training 'cause if so, why didn't Vegeta unlock it?
Super's version of Goku doesn't even know what meditation is and you give him a form that requires him to be zen at all times?
Yeah, okay.
I land beside my ship and step inside, only to find Shione and Sienna sparring.
I've got a new plan and it's called bad surprise.
I go Legendary Super Saiyan and teleport behind Shione and knock her out with a chop to her neck.
"Orion, what are you-!" Sienna says is cut off as I repeat the same attack on her.
Huh, that was easy.
Guess they were too weak for me to even transform to knock them out.
Time to start phase 2 of the plan.
I use teleport to get us and the ship back to Earth and then grab the two Saiyan girls by the neck and put them over my shoulders.
I then re-use the same technique to take me to strongest power level on this Planet, which is that of Goku.
I find him fighting with some unknown guy while his friends are cheering him on so I drop the Saiyan girls and fly off before they can suspect that I'm here.
I'm not scared of that moron or his friends.
It's just that I have better things to do.
Should I go get #16?
...
...
Nahh!
He can wait until his siblings appear to wreck the Z-Fighters in the future.
Besides, with how strong I am, I don't really need anyone to join me on my quest to become stronger.
I land next to my ship and then step inside as I make my way to the command center so I can put in the coordinates for the planet that has a Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
Once I do that, I fall asleep since it's going to be a long journey to get there.
END!
So, I changed the name of the MC for something a bit more basic and ditched the two Saiyans since they remind me of Kale and Caulifla and I don't need another reminder of that bullshit.
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