[The scene opens in Beavis and Butt-Head's living room. The TV screen illuminates the dark room as the iconic "Danny Phantom" theme song begins.]

TV Announcer: (singing) "Yo, Danny Fenton, he was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine..."

Beavis: Heh-heh, dude, is this like a cartoon or something?

Butt-Head: Yeah, yeah! I think it's about some dude who turns into a ghost or whatever.

[As the theme song plays, Beavis and Butt-Head start to headbang in their own unique way.]

Beavis: Ghosts are cool, huh huh. Maybe he's like a dead rock star or something.

Butt-Head: Yeah, but if he's dead, then how's he gonna score with chicks? Heh-heh.

[The show begins with Danny Fenton in his high school, Casper High.]

Beavis: Heh-heh, this looks like that place where we go to watch people score.

Butt-Head: You mean the drive-in?

Beavis: No, the place where we watch people playing football and stuff.

Butt-Head: Oh yeah, school. Heh-heh.

[Danny Fenton accidentally activates his parents' ghost portal, transforming him into Danny Phantom.]

Beavis: Whoa, he's like a glowing dude now. Maybe he's radioactive.

Butt-Head: Cool. Radioactive people get superpowers, like, uh, turning into ghosts.

[As Danny Phantom battles ghosts and saves the day, Beavis and Butt-Head exchange looks of confusion.]

Beavis: I don't get it, Butt-Head. If he's a ghost, why doesn't he just score with chicks all the time?

Butt-Head: Yeah, like, ghosts can just, you know, go through walls and stuff.

[As Danny Phantom confronts his enemies, Beavis and Butt-Head become increasingly restless.]

Beavis: This is stupid, heh-heh. Where's the chicks?

Butt-Head: Yeah, and where's the music? This show needs some AC/DC or something.

[The episode ends with Danny Phantom saving the day and returning to his human form.]

Beavis: Heh-heh, that was dumb. I thought he was gonna, like, be a ghost all the time.

Butt-Head: Yeah, and score with chicks. They should make a show about that.

[The TV screen goes dark as Beavis and Butt-Head continue their search for more entertaining content.]

Beavis: Yeah, heh-heh. Maybe, like, a show about radioactive chicks.

Butt-Head: Uh huh huh, yeah. That would be cool.

[The room is filled with their trademark laughter as they change the channel, looking for their next TV adventure.]