Imperial Girl:
Sung by Mara Jade
Lyrics:
Some boys fly ships, others kiss lips
I think they're okay.
If they don't have stormtrooper helmets?
Got to run away.
They can hide and they can flee,
but they'll soon see the light.
Cuz the rebels soon will realize might is always right.
Cuz we are living in an imperial world-and I am an imperial girl.
You knoooww that we are living in an imperial world and I am an imperial girl.
Living in an imperial world, and I am an imperial girl
you knowwwwww that we are living in an imperial world and I am an imperial girl.
Living in an imperial world,
Living in an imperial world-Imperial! Imperiaaal!
If rebels come to try and please me, I send them away,
only boys in stormtroop outfits live to see the daaaay.
There's Han Solo and there's Luke and they're alright with me,
If they don't help unleash my dark side?
Zap em dead with glee. (She fires a ray gun from her hip)
Some boys fly and though they try, I do not let them play.
No way!
If they don't rule nine thousand planets?
Might as well be gay.
Cuz everybody's liiiiving in an imperial world, and I am an imperial girl.
Living in an imperial world-IMPERIAL!
Dooo dooooo dooo doo doo doo doo-
robot lifts up her skirt and slaps her
OH! Ow!
Living in an imperial world!
Living in an imperial world,
Living in an imperial world.
Boys with badges boys with helmets set my dark side free,
only boys with polished ray guns make me wanna squeeee!
Living in an imperial world,
living in an imperial world
IMPERIAL!
Underfunded rebel ragtags don't have much fun you seeee,
they couldn't fly me to Tosche Station,
just to take a peeeee!
Eewok ears and eewok shears, they keep me toasty warm,
I'll be up in my space palace, while you watch Jawa porn.
IMPERIAL!