Chapter 2: Episode 1 "Assassination Time"
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Why do we have to watch them again?" Tsuchiya had asked for a millionth time
"For the millionth time, It's about E-class and why you should not underestimate them." The Host retort
"I mean, we don't care at all." She said back
"And that's why E-Class are better than you" the host smiled, before Tsuchiya open her mouth she played the video.
"By the way the government say yes. So no worries E Class no memory wipings after this."
All E Class sighed in relief. No teachers are around not even the principal, Koro-sensei Karasuma and Bitch-sensei. All are students so they can kinda do whatever they want.
"Let's start."
The scene started with 3-E sign. Then the morbid song plays in the background as the students were shown in the background with their eyes covered in shadow. Then the sky then back to the class.
Kayano look up at the sky from her seat. Half of Nagisa's face is shown as he gasped. Isogai gulp. 3-E sign is shown again, then back to the tense students.
"Why are you so tense?" Shindo asked looking at his former friend. Sugino didn't even look at him and did not bother to answer him.
A slimey hand/tentacle put the roll call book at the desk.
"Now then... let's get started." He was shown full view."WTF?!"
"THE HELL IS THAT?!"
"SCARY!!!"
"CREEPY!!"
This are the words left their mouth. Asano admitted himself that this is indeed shocking as he gulp and gasp. Same goes for the other members of Big 5.
E Class look at them before shrugging. "They haven't even seen anything yet and they seem to be scared already" Kurahashi giggled from her seat. Besides her Nagisa giggled. (I'll post the seating arrangement in Next Chapter before the next episode)
"Student on duty, on your command."
"S-Stand up!"
E-Class stand up and raise their guns.
"Attention!"
Everyone focused. Koro-sensei smile wider.
"Bow!"
And they all fire.
"OI! Wth is this?!" Tomoya shouted
"This isn't real!" Araki said as he covers his ears due to loud sounds.
Karma watched their reaction and smirked from where he seats beside Isogai.
Koro-sensei dodges all the bullets.
"Good morning. Fire all you like -- I'll just be taking attendance. Isogai?"
"Here!"
"I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up with all this gunfire."
"Here!"
"And that's why I can't focus on firing!!!" Isogai complaint before sighing.
A class groan -- 'I mean, was he supposed to be proud of it?!'
Meanwhile Karma patted his back and Okajima burst into laughter.
"Okajima?"
"Here!"
"Okuda?"
"Here!"
"Kataoka?"
"Here!"
"Kayano?"
"Here!"
"Kanzaki?"
"Here!"
The scene timeskipped into after the firing. Everyone seems tired.
"All right. No tardies. Excellent!" Koro-sensei said as he closed the roll call book.
He's face then change to scarlet(?) with red circle on it. "That makes me very happy.
"He change face color too." Asano whispered.
"He's too fast." Rio complianed
"So the whole class shooting at him doesn't work?" Isogai questioned
However Naigsa started to narrate.
'We are killers. And our target is our teacher.'"K-Killers?!" the big five all shout. Welp, except Asano who covers his ears as more students from different classes shouts as well.
"IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" Tagawa from B-class stood up and pointed at screen.
"EH? EH?!" Kaho from C-class look back and forth to 3-E to screen
Tanaka and Takada from 3-D dropped their jaw.
E-class saw this and rolled their eyes.
'Too Dramatic!' E class thought at same time.
"Too bad. Not a single bullet hit its mark today, either. Methods that rely on sheer numbers lack any individual thought. Lone of sight barrel position, finger movement... each of these is far too simple."
"IT AIN'T THAT SIMPLE!!!" complaints the students from MAIN CAMPUS.
"Ohh please~ of course it is not at firat, but after a few days, we get use to it and get faster, and we found out that it is indeed simple." Rio rolled his eyes.
"Let them be Rio" Isogai sweatdropped.
"You've got to be more inventive! Otherwise... you'll never be able to kill me at my max speed of Mach 20." He added that's when Maehara interrupt.
"But, like, see... No way did you seriously dodge all of those!" He pounted accusingly at the teacher.
Behind him Sugino examined the bullet "I mean, these are just BB's. You coulda just stood there grittin' your teeth as they hit you." Sugino added as Maehara agreed with him "Yeah! That's right!"
E Class sighed they knew what's coming will surprise the others more. Welp this is enjoyable for Karma and annoying for Rio.
"Gather up the BB's and hand them over. I told you: these may be harmless to you..." he then shoot his tentacle.
"WTF?!" Asano finally burst out. As they thought all students except E Class are surprised.
'Is this creature unkillable?'
"But they're special anti-me BB's developed by the government. If one hits me, it can slice through my cells like they were tofu. Of course, they regenerate a few seconds later." Like he said his tentacle regenerates.
"Then again, you could end up shooting your eyes out. No shooting in the classroom unless you trying to kill me." His face now have green stripes on it.
"I do hooe you can kill me-- before graduation, that is. Now then, let's put away the guns and BB's and start on our work."
Nagisa once again narrates 'Class 3-E of Kunugigaoka Junior High School: the assassination classroom. Another day, another class bell rings.'
Koro-sensei laughed as the scene fades and opens in opening.
The theory...of savage youth!
I only speak when it's time to act
I know that's pretty cool
(Searching for our target: we're savage)
Our feelings stray...they get lost,but move forward
Maybe we're only halfway helpless
What's this wave of irritation?
Proof of our existence?
Look up at the moon and up you go
C'mon now, c-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon START!
(ahahhaa)
Haven't gone through with it... that's why it's a drag
Haven't gone through with it... that's why it's a drag
The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout
Haven't gone through with it... that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try)
Haven't gone through with it... that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
"Whatever" is easy to say
But I want to struggle now,
I want to burst with you
But still: youth, to the future!
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
The theory of savage youth!
"I admit they had great voice" Ren said brushing his fingers through his hair.
"Oh! It's our band... It's made up by, Isogai, Nagisa, Kayano, Karma, and Maehara" Yukiko smiled everyone was amazed and the five singers blushed (yep including Karma.)
The title "Assassination Classroom" is shown.
Title of episode then was shown "(Assassination Time)"
"Now, here's the question: Isogai!"
The boy flinched as he answers "Y-Yes, sir?"
The teacher revealed four multi-coloured tentacles. "Which of these four tentacles is not like the others?"
"Um...the blue one?" he answered or more like asked back.
Koro-sensei then have a scarlet face with red circle on it "Correct! Only the "who" in the blue sentence is a relative pronoun."
"What? He actually teaches?" Tagawa had asked Tsuchiya who sat behind her. Tsuchiya just nods.
As Koro-sensei discussed Kayano and Nagusa were shown. "Hey, Nagisa." Kayano whispered, Nagisa turned to her she then points upwards to the sky.
"The crescent moons out, even though it's daytime." She said. As Nagisa look outside his mind wonders somewhere else.
'How did we end up like this? Two things happened at once as our third year began.'
'Two things...That TEACHER of yours...and the moon...right?' Asano thought unamused.
The screen blurs then shows the moon as it explodes creating a perfect crescent.
'The first was the moon suddenly exploding into a crescent.'
different tv programs are now shown:
"We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news."
"We've just gotten word that about 70% of the moon has been vaporized into nothing. I repeat --"
"Will we have only a crescent moon to look at for the rest of our lives?"
"Geez. Medias didn't help lessen the panic at all." Kurahashi groaned besides her Nagisa and Sugaya nods.
'And the second was this:'
The 3-E sign was shown before changing into their classroom.
"How do you do? I'm the one who blasted your moon." E Class went dumbfounded.
"wtf?!" besides Araki who shout everyone else including E Class went dumbfounded.
"I plan to do the same to the Earth next year. Now I'm your teacher. Nice to meet you."
Everyone pales 'There are at least six things wrong with this picture!'
"EXACTLY!!!" the majority shouts.
'The feeling was unanimous.'
The screen then shows Karasuma "I'm Karasuma from Ministry of Defense. First, please understand that what I'm about to say is a state secret." He stopped then he sighed.
"Let me be blunt: I want you to kill this creature." Everyone stares in shock."Um... excuse me what?" Tanaka asked surprised.
Shindo look over at Sugino who let put a yawn 'But that guy's not a killer.'
"Um...What is that? Is that the alien or whatever that came to attack us?" Mimura had asked.
"How rude! I'll have you know I was born and raised on Earth!" Koro-sensei angrily shouts
'He was?'
"What? He was?" Asked Tsuchiya. This took Asano by surprise however, he narrows his eyes towards the E Class.
"I'm afraid I can't discuss the details, but he's telling the truth. Come March next year, this creature who smashed the moon will destroy Earth as well. Only the world's leaders know about this. If news of this guy gets out there, we'd be looking at a global panic. You've got to kill him in secret before that happens. In other words...an assassination." He then tries to stab Koro-sensei who dodges his attack.
"But this guy...is extremely fast!" He continues to attack as Koro-sensei continues to dodge. "You try to kill him...and he ends up grooming your eyebrows instead immaculately!"
The children covers their face as strong wind enveloped the classroom. "This superbeing has the power to turn a full moon into the crescent. His speeds tops out at Mach 20! In short, if he gets away, we'll be left helpless, awaiting our destruction." Then koro-sensei interrupt his speech.
"And that's no fun. So I made your government an offer: No killing me. Instead, I'll teach Class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School." he said.
"WHAT?! MACH 20?!"
"WHY E-CLASS?!"
"WE ARE DEAD!"
Isogai covered his ears from loud shout of their "SCHOOLMATES".
"They're pretty annoying now." Kaede pouts. All her classmates agreed staring at the chaos.
Nagisa's though can be heard 'What? Why?'
Karasuma explains as a vein popped up in his head, "We don't know what he's after. But we were forced to agree, on the condition that he doesn't harm any of you students. We have two reasons: First and foremost, coming to a classroom everyday let us keep an eye on him, and second, it gives some thirthy people the opportunity to kill him from extremely close range." He finished.
The scene changed as the flashback ends, it shows Rio as she tries to shot Koro-sensei. Fortunately or Unfortunately though the bullet was caught by two pieces of chalk.
"Nakamura... Didn't I tell you not to let assassination interfere with your studies?!" His face became red.
She just rubbed the back of her head "Sorry..." she apologized.
"As punishment, go stand in the back!"
It then switched its focus on Nagisa 'Why did this creature become our teacher? why should we have to assassinate him? These cries faded with word of one final condition.'
Everyone except E class wonders what the condition is, no sane people will risk their lives to save planet just because they don't want to go to memory wiping.
Another flashback was shown. "Success will be rewarded with Ten Billion Yen." As Karasuma declared this all of them had their jaw dropped, he then continue "It's only right. A successful assassination will literally save the Earth."
Everyone's jaw dropped "T-TEN BILLION?!" Shindo shouted, Asano once again covered his ears. E Class giggled at their reaction.
The screen then focus on Koro-sensei who have green stripes "Luckily, he doesn't think much of you. See? Those green stripes means he's looking down on you!"
"What the hell kind of skin is that?!" (I think it was Mimura who said that?)
"Obviously! If the government can't kill me, how could you? Even when they set their cutting-edge fighter jets after me..."
It was shown Koro-sensei flew in the sky as a fighter jet targeting him, then him cleaning the jet.
"I ended up giving them a coat of wax right there in midair!"
"What's with all the grooming?!"
Two agents walked up inside the classroom and put some boxes there. "You must find a chink in his defenses and strike at it. You'll have weapons and ammo that won't hurt humans, but will work on him. You must keep this secret from your family and friends. There's no time to lose."
Kayano and Nagisa look at each other worriedly as Karasuma continues. "If the Earth should disappear, we'll have nowhere left to run."
Koro-sensei cut him by cheering "And that's about it! Now let's make the most of your one remaining year!"
It fades away as the flashback ends. Koro-sensei is now writing on the board. 'We only have a year. If we don't manage to assassinate this guy, Earth will be history.'
The bell rings. Koro-sensei look up and walks to the window "Ah, lunchtime! I'll just pop over to China for some mapo tofu. Any aspiring assassins are welcome to hit me up on my cell." He then flew away creating strong winds making the whole class cover their faces.
"Let's see...if he's traveling at Mach 20..." Rio started.
"It'll take maybe ten minutes to get to Sichuan, home of mapo tofu." Nagisa finished for her.
"Damn. That's a quick math." A studnet from Class B whistled.
"Guess no missile could shoot that down. Heck, that octopus even grades tests while moving faster than sound!"
"Seriously?!"
"Mine came back with a drawing on it." Isogai sweatdropped.
"Don't you think he's pretty good at teaching though?" It now shows Koro-sensei teaching Kurahashi as she tries to stab him.
"Right? He taught me math after class and I did great on my test!"
It now shows Mimura shadows covering his eyes. "Yeah, but...we are the E Class." He began as the room was shown to be darker.
"Tryin' our best won't do much." Okajima added.
'True, he was a super octopoid creature and our assassination target, but...for whatever reason, he does a perfectly normal job of teaching. And though we're impromptu killers, we're perfectly normal students...but the E Class is a little different from the rest.' a voice interrupt his thought.
"Dammit we were really that pessimistic huh?" Mimura sighed "Yeah." Okajima agreed "And Nagisa's thought didn't help at all." Karma fake a disappointment.
"Hey, Nagisa." He turned around to see Terasaka, Yoshida, and Muramatsu.
"Come with us. It's time to put our assassination plan into action." Terasaka said he only nods and the scene changed.
"That octopus's face changes color according to his mood, right? Did you do those observations I told you to?"
Karma narrowed his eyes as Terasaka 'Since when he started pushing Nagisa around?'
"More or less. We know it's striped green when he's feeling confident. When we give a wrong answer, it's dark purple. A right answer makes it go bright scarlet. But what's really interesting is after lunch-"
"I don't need to know all that. I have a plan...and when he lets his guard down the most, you are going to carry it out." Terasaka point the knife too closesly at Nagisa.
"M-Me? But..."
"Don't be such a goody-goody. We're the E Class --the misfits that can't keep up at this famous prep school. They call us...the End Class." the campus was shown in full horror.
Terasaka continue "Every day, they send us to this isolated mountaintop campus, discriminating against us like we're scum. When would us losers ever in our lives get another chance to score a cool ten billion yen? We're gonna make it -- make it through this crappy situation...by any means necessary."
He then gave Nagisa a pouch.
They all walk away as they laughed "Just don't screw up, Nagisa."
A flashback was shown as Nagisa look down.
"I heard that Nagisa is headed for E Class."
"Ooh. Well, that's it for him."
"I'm gonna delete his contact info."
Nagisa is shown in his desak alone in the dark, welp few students behind him. (Laziness: 80%)
"Me, too. Can't have people thinking we're on the same level!"
Now Nagisa is completely alone.
The Flashback ends.
Koro-sensei land besides Nagisa creating strong wind. "I'm back!" "H-hello,sir..."
He noticed the missile "What's with the missile?"
"A souvenir. The Self-Defense Force was waiting for me in the Sea of Japan."
Nagisa sweat dropped "I-It must be terrible, being a target."
"Not at all. You know you're powerful when everyone has it in for you."
Something dawned on Nagisa as his eyes widened.
"Now let's begin fifth period." He walked passed by him.
"Yes, sir."
'He doesn't understand. If you're everyone's assassination target, that means they all acknowledge your power. A creature like that wouldn't understand what it's like being unworthy of anyone's expectations or fear, or even their recognition...'
"N-Nagisa?" Rio stutter "Sorry did it scare you?" he asked "Well more on surprised me since I can't imagine you saying or thinking that." He was surprised by his classmate and friend's reaction, but he just hummed.
Another flashback.
"Thanks to you, my evaluation is in the gutter! The only good thing about it is not having to see you anymore." Ono-sensei said.
Class E looks at Nagisa all with worried look on their faces. Nagisa however smiles at them, so they continue watching.
The flashback ends he gripped the handle of puched tightly. He had wide eyes.
'I might just be able to kill him. After all...this teacher can't see me, either.'
The scene changed again
Koro-sensei is writing on the board "All right, then, compose a short poem to go along with our theme. The final line should be "was tentacles all along"." Koro-sensei said.
E Ckass were confused "Huh?"
"Exactly! Huh?!" Ren shouted "The hell is that?!" Araki followed 'Damn. Even E Class idiots can do better than that.'
Yukiko raised his hands and asked a question ""was tentacles all along"?" she asked Koro-sensei only answered with "Indeed! When you're finished, bring them to me. I'm looking for proper grammar and whethere you've conveyed the tentacle's beauty." He said as the background change to a lady.
"An example: "Not the storm of garden's snow/of flowers moving on. But sprouting there instead/was tentacles all along."
"Lame" All students except E Class had muttered under their breath.
Isogai lean in to his palm ""It was tentacles"? Really?" He sighed as Koro-sensei continued talking "Once you're done, you're free to go home!"
"Ehhh?"
"How are we gonna wrie about that?" Kurahashi had asked
"Now, Now -- aren't any marvelously slithery phrases coming to mind? Slither! Slither! Slither! Slither!"
"Can he quit it it's annoying" Tsuchida complaint, all the E Class rolled their eyes, Maehara then chuckles "Oh come on, you're not one to talk" This make E Class laugh a bit.
Maehara is the first one to break it "ENOUGH WITH THE SLITHERING!" he had shout.
Koro-sensei is now bright pink. Kayano raised her hand and asked a question "I have a question!" he then turned back to normal "Ah-- yes, Kayano?"
"This is a weird question to ask now, but... what's your name? How else can we tell what teacher we're talking about?"
"My...name?" he had asked back.
"Ummm that's actually correct." Seo groaned don't really wanna admit it. "We've been watching for almost 16 minutes now and we didn't even know his name, he didn't even mentioned it." Asano agrees as he nods.
Sugino look at Fuwa "Now that you mention it..." Fuwa look at him as she finishes his words "He never did tell us." she finished.
Koro-sensei scratches his bald head "Hmmm...I don't really have the kind of name you tell people. Go ahead and give me one."
Maehara sweatdropped "You sure about that?" he asked as he look at their teacher with clear confusion.
"But right, now focus on your schoolwork."
"Yes, sir." Kayano smiled.
"So you guys are the one who named him?" Tanaka was stunned "Yeah, it was fun." Nagisa smiled, Kayano smiled at him.
"Meanwhile, I'll just take a little break." He then grew pink. The screen focused to Nagisa who seemed to notice the sudden change, his eyes were covered in shadows, he then stand up.
"Finished already, Nagisa?"
Terasaka look forward and smirked, Kayano look up in surprise.
'What did Terasaka made you do, Nagisa?' Karma is ready to kill anytime.
It shiws Nagisa walks as if in slow motion. 'After lunch, right around the time we get sleepy, his face sometimes goes light pink. He was a little slow responding to Kayano's question, too. That might be when he's at his most vulnerable. Us prep-school failures are always thinking, "We gotta get back at 'em somehow." You can do it if you try. That's what our parents and friends and teachers say. You can do it if you try.'
He stabbed Koro-sensei then.
"T-that was fast!" All students shout. E Class however whipped their head towards the blue haired boy who blushed from too much attention.
Koro-sensei catched his arm "I told you: be more inventive!" The screen then fades to black.
'We have to prove ourselves...by any means necessary.' he smiled as he hug Koro-sensei, a grenade in his neck. Terasaka smirked as he click the button making the grenade explode.
Everyone covered their ears from noise excelt E Class who was busy at something.
Isogai and Okajima are trying to hold Karma from punching Terasaka. "That was in the past Karma-kun. He had changed." Nagisa tries and successfully calming the red head boy.
"Yes!"
"We did it!"
"Ten billion yen! Cha-ching!"
As the three celebrates the whole class gasped, Kayano covered his mouth in shock "Nagisa!" Yukiko did the same while Kirara smirked.
"Were you smirking?" Asked a deadpanned Rio deadpanned. "What can I say? I love seeing blood" She chuckled.
"SERVES YOU RIGHT!"
Isogai, Maehara, and Okano turned to him "TERASAKA!" shouted Isogai
"What have you done?!" an Angry Maehara asked.
"Bet he never expected a suicide bomber!" Terasaka laughed.
"Hey! What'd you give Nagisa?!" Kayano stood up from her seat. "Huh? A toy grenade. But I beefed it up with gunpowder so it'd shoot three hundred anti-sensei bullets at crazy-high speed! They're not enough to kill anybody. My ten billion yen'll cover his medical bi--" he cut himself off as he grabbed the yellow thing (membrane?) that surrounds Nagisa.
"What was that?" Tsuchiya almost poked. Karma only narrowed his eyes at the screen. Hazama rolled his eyes "Disgusted already? yet you have seen nothing yet" She chuckles making the girl groaned.
"He's not hurt? Not even a single burn? And... this membrane...is attached to the octopus's corpse?"
A voice interrupt him "As it happens, I shed my skin once a month." Nagisa stand up making the membrane split in half "I protected Nagisa there by covering him with my old skin."
Terasaka look at the ceiling to find Koro-sensei hanging there like a giant spider his smile grew wider, his eyes were red, and surround him and the room is a dark aura. "It's my once-monthly ace in the hole." Nagisa gasped from where he was looking up at him.
"Terasaka, Yoshida, Muramatsu." The room grew darker.
'You don't have to look at the color of his face to know. Pitch black! He is furious!'
"S-scary..." Ren gasped. Asano had his eyes widened and let out a small gasped 'The hell is this?!'
"Oh, so this is how you shit your pants Terasaka?" Karma smiled, Terasaka punched the chair "I DIDN'T MORON!" E Class just laughed it off as the entire school stares and horror.
However, a pair of eyes watched the E Class in full concern, It was Shindo 'Will he be okay in there? He's not a killer. He can even be bullied easily, and now this?!' He look back at the screen only to look back at E Class who was still laughing.
(Only 18 minutes of the video and I wanted to quit already )
"You three... you're behind this, yes?"
"N-No!"
"It was all Nagisa's idea!"
Koro-sensei flew away in full speed only to went back in the classroom with nameplates.
"He's gone!" as if on cue, Koro-sensei is back. The three gasped in horror "The nameplates off our houses?!"
"My agreement with your government says I won't harm you. But if you try another assassination like that one...I might just harm someone else. Your family, Your friends...Or I could wipe out the whole planet apart from you."
As Koro-sensei finished Nagisa's thought were heard again. 'Five seconds, and we all knew: There was no running to the ends of the Earth for us. If we really wanted to run...all we could do was to kill him!'
"Like you don't have a choice?" Tomoya asked, he turned to E Class, but Asano answered for them "It's obvious. There's no running or hiding for them. If they wanted to escape, all they need to do is fight back and kill him." He narrowed his eyes.
Karma smirks 'What moron, even though he hides it, I knew him too well. He's scared, afraid...frightened. Oh my God, this will be so much fun to watch.'
"What the hell's your deal, anyway? You're just a giant pain! Showing up all "I'm gonna blow up Earth" and "Assassinate me!" What's so wrong with using an annoying method to kill an annoying guy?!" Terasaka pounted at him accusingly, tears on his eyes.
Then from dark everything went white as Koro-sensei's face turned to bright scarlet. "Annoying? Hardly. Your idea itself was a very good one. Especially you, Nagisa. The way you carried yourself so naturally on your approach gets full marks." He rubbed Nagisa's head.
"You made it right through the chink in my deenses. However!" The three flinched as Koro-sensei point at them "None of younlooked out for Nagisa, not even Nagisa himself. Students like that aren't fit to assassinate anyone." his face turned dark purple.
"We need an assassination worth smiling about -- one to be proud of! You're all capable assassins who have that power within you. Some advice from your teacher and your target."
"Welp. This is threwing all the logic out of window. Like...really a praise from your target?!" Araki shouted aloud. E Class ignired his runting ass haha.
'Chewed out at Mach 20, then praised with waving tentacles...' Nagisa rubbed the spot where Koro-sensei rubbed his head. 'This unusual education made me pretty happy.'
Everyone look at him, he blushed "IT DOES! IT MAKES ME HAPPY TOO!" Kayano defended and all E Class agreed "Yeah, he's a good teacher." Rio said.
'They are so weird' Thought of majority.
'All because this unusual teacher was actually looking at us head-on.'
Another flashback.
In dark destroyed place a woman's voice echoed. "If you...If you would give your time, go teach those children. What splendid tentacles...With hands like these... I'm sure you'll be a splendid teacher."
The flashback ends.
'Onee...chan' something seemed to dawn at Kayano.
"Here's a question for you, Nagisa: I have not the slightest intention of being killed. I will enjoy my time with you all until next March, and then blow Earth up. If you don't like it, what are you going to do about it?" he asked. Nagisa gasped in surprise.
'We've never assassinated anyone before, and there's plenty of other stuff we should be doing. But you know...I think this teacher might even accept my bloodlust.' He smiled and his eyes narrowed.
"Okay. you're thoughts came from pessimistic to psychopathic so fast." Rio gasped "Ah, yeah hehe" he sweatdropped not really knowing what to say.
"Before you destroy Earth... I'll kill you." He have green stripes as he laughed "Then do it now! Once you've killed me, you're free to go home!"
"EHHHHH"
"Just like that, huh?"
"You know we can't kill you!"
'We are killers. And our target is our teacher.'
"Wipe, Wipe, Wipe it clean!"
'Even if we shot him now... we'd just be polished up like those nameplates.'
"We're never going home!"
Kayano seemed to amnage to think of something "An unkillable teacher..."Korosenai"..."Koro"...Oh! How about "Koro-sensei"?" Nagisa turned to her "Koro-sensei?" as he asked this Koro-sensei flinched and look at them.
'It's us and Koro-sensei, in our assassination classroom.Another day, another class bell rings.'
The screen fades to black.
"It is the end of first episode everyone!" the host happily declared "Should we proceed at Episode two?"
Everyone groaned. "Only the first episode and yet it feels like eternity." they groaned but the decision is on Asano. "Continue please. We need to watch more, so we can finished already." And everyone agrees.
The screen once again lit up for the second episode.