Chapter 6: "Episode 5 par 1: Assembly Time" aka "Nagisa's scary!"
The scene opened in old campus as Koro-sensei's voice could be heard.
"Thanks, I really appreciate the help." Koro-sensei said and the scene changes
"Even with all your tentacles you still can't carry everyone's lab equipment all at once!" Megu said
"But now it'll be a one-trip job!" Koro-sensei grabbed the other equipments "You truly are dependable. It's only natural that you're class officers."
"You could've done it in multiple, Mach-speed trips just as easily, though." Isogai said looking at their teacher.
"No, no. Having some helping hands makes this all the merrier."
"Tell me, sir."
"Yes?"
"Do you feel at home in our E Class now?" Isogai asked and Megu looked at him "Oh, you're seriously asking him that?" She asked
Isogai shrinks at his seat as other classes look at him weirdly and the E Class chuckles.
"Yes. I very much enjoy being your teacher." He turned away and started walking "That's weird." Megu smiled "Is it?" He asked "Of course it is!" Isogai answered
"WHAT?!" The other class shouted "KNEW IT!" E class shouts as well while laughing.
"A bizarre creature like you, in charge of us? It's just a matter of getting used to it, I guess." He added as three of them walked into the room
"You actually teach us. I'd say that makes you borderline okay."
"I guess so."
The door room opened and Koro-sensei was attacked by Okajima, Maehara and Mimura.
"Even if you are an assassination target." Isogai sighed.
'That was fast..' Asano thought.
In the corner of Karma's eyes, he can see Asano look in Maehara, Okajima, and Mimura with much awareness in his eyes. Much like he's looking at a monster - Well, looking at Santa Claus if you'd ask Karma - it made him smirk.
Koro-sensei dodges all the attacks as he gives the equipment to each student. "That's a vital detail! Be sure not to forget it!" He stops behind Karma as Maehara, Okajima, and Mimura all look tired.
"He actually finished prepping while dodging three knives at once..." Maehara groaned as Isogai went to him.
'Well, of course not enough to stop the Teacher of theirs.' Asano proceeded to look back at the screen.
"You okay, Maehara?" Isogai asked "Y-Yeah..." Maehara stuttered
Koro-sensei laughed as he stood beside Karma "You know a sneak attack that simply just isn't gonna cut it." Karma said as Koro-sensei walked to go in front.
"So sneak attacks don't work at him?" Ask Tsuchida.
Karma sighs. "I never said that. I said a sneak attack LIKE THAT won't work, but it doesn't mean all sneak attacks won't work on him."
Maehara nods "If only we have a better plan on sneaking up on him, I think it'll at least cut off a tentacle" Karma nods at him.
Tsuchida nods slowly as she comes to an understanding.
"All right! Let's begin our lesson!" Koro-sensei said as he walked passed by Okuda who frowned.
The Opening has been skipped
(Episode 5: Assembly Time)
Koro-sensei put some water inside the container which has red thread inside of it. He then removed the red thread as the water turned red. E class looks at it amazed.
"It's bright red..." Mimura said
"All right! And that concludes our experiment to extract artificial coloring..." He then disappeared, took all their snacks, and re-appeared in front with all their snacks, before finishing his words "...from snack food! I'll be taking the leftover snacks now!"
"WHAT?!" E class complained as he disappeared and once again re appeared
"We bought those ourselves!" Isogai complained
"He used this as an excuse to swipe snacks 'cause payday isn't until tomorrow." Maehara said with an annoyed look on his face. "Why is a super-organism that can destroy Earth living paycheck to paycheck?" Megu sighed
"Same question here!" A girl chimes in from Class C. Her friend stopped her early enough to notice the A Class grimacing at her. "WHAT?! I ACTUALLY JUST HAVE SAME QUESTIONS?!" A class nodded at her
Just then Okuda went to Koro-sensei with her hands behind her back "Um, sir..."
"Can I help you, Okuda-san?"
"Um..." She shoved the ones she made in front of Koro-sensei "This is poison! Please drink it!" She said. E class looks at her amazed or sweat dropping, or just simply look at her.
"What the fuck?" Ren muttered and Asano elbowed his arm. He snickered as Asano rolled his eyes. A Class though begins to laugh as the rest (excluding E class) look at the screen stunned.
E class shrugged and Manami sheepishly rubbed the back of her neck.
"Now that's straight forward." Maehara said
"I guess... that's too much to ask?" Okuda asked "My l, this is certainly an honest assassination attempt, Okuda-san." Koro-sensei said
"W-well, um... I'm not good at surprise attacks and stuff like everyone else... But I'm good at chemistry, so I made this with all my heart and soul!" She explained
Seo rolled his eyes "No one's gonna drink that if you said it that way."
Manami sighed. "Shut up." Rio simply said "It's not like you're in her place." Added Okano. Welp, that made Seo shut up at least.
"Heart and soul? O-Okuda...No one would be dumb enough to drink it just like that."
E class turned to Maehara. (Is it him or Mimura?)
"You sure?" Megu smirked
"I'm sorry?" Maehara look lost
"Dude... "No one would be dumb enough to drink it just like that." It's like you just ignore Koro-sensei's existence" Okajima grimaced.
Maehara's mouth formed into an 'o' "Oh, right! Sorry! I guess the future me forgot about him for a while" he smiles. His classmates simply chuckle making other classes grimaced as they realize what scene might come up next.
"Well, then! I would be delighted to!" Koro-sensei said, he drank the poison.
"No way!"
"He drank it!"
Suddenly they gasped in surprise when Koro-sensei's body started to double "Th- This is...!"
"Is this for real?!"
widened when Koro-sensei started transforming.
A class leaned forward as the scene piqued their interest.
B class however thinks Koro-sensei will be scary or scarier so they close their eyes and look away from the screen.
C class looks in amusement, clearly thinking how cool it will be to see it in person.
D class just watched anxiously excited waiting to see what the transformation would be.
E class however sighed knowing the target of them won't be that easy to kill and that they need to put in mind to create better strategies in the near future.
This time his face grew green and had wings on it.
E class once again sweat dropped "This time he grew wings!"
"His face is starting to get fancy!"
"Ah, thallium acetate. Now for the last one!" He drinks the last one
He started trembling as he let out Dark aura and started transforming.
"What's going to happen?!"
"What's the last one gonna do?!"
The transformation stops. He now has a white/grey face with a blank expression. E Class sweat dropped.
Everyone's jaw dropped to what they saw. Not just Okuda creating a poison without any supervisor but also the fact that it didn't affect Koro-sensei.
Well, few people in the room (Asano, Nagisa, and Karma) shook their heads (Nagisa), shrug (karma), and/or facepalms (Asano) knowing that will be the result.
"He's gone straight-faced."
"His changes are just too unpredictable!"
"Aqua regia, I see." Koro-sensei said without any expression
"No expression at all!"
"The only effect they have is on my face." Koro-sensei explained
"He's like an emoji!"
Koro-sensei turned to them "Even if you hate me, please don't hate assassination."
"What brought that on?!" Maehara shouted at him.
Okuda looks down looking a bit sad. "Also, Okuda-san. I can't overlook a student making poison unsupervised. It's not safe." Koro-sensei said as he turned back to normal.
"Yes, sir. I apologize." Okuda apologized "If you have time later...why don't we work together on a poison that will kill me?" Koro-sensei asked her and that made her smile "O-Okay!"
Koyama looked at her and grimaced. Manami noticed and looked back at him as they engaged themselves in a staring contest.
Koyama sighed and gave it up. He knew that he's head was on the line.
Nagisa and Kayano both sweat dropped at this. "Making poison with the target?" Kayano had asked "I'll ask her about the details later." Nagisa told her.
The scene changes.
"All right!"
"Here it comes!"
"Hurry!"
"All right!"
"Got it!"
"Heads up!"
"Score!"
They are playing the badminton assassination with the ball that looks like Koro-sensei head while Karasuma watched from inside the campus.
Suddenly Bitch-sensei approaches Karasuma "Say, Karasuma. It's sweltering here, don't you think? Don't you agree, Karasuma?" She whined before clinging into his arm. Karasuma only looks at her "If you're hot, then don't get so close. I'm not your target. Stop fooling around." This made Bitch-sensei pout and took her hands off of Karasuma. "What a stick in the mud."
"If you hope to remain here as a teacher, I suggest you pull yourself together." Karasuma said "It's so humid and sticky here. It's disgusting. Why doesn't this campus have any air conditioning?" She whined again.
Tanaka raised his hand and everyone looked at him. He looks at E Class. "Say, how are you guys actually fine with that heat on it. I mean it does get cold sometimes and it feels great without ac for those moments, but with much heat that time? Even a monster couldn't take that heat."
Nagisa sighed "You know. It's not really that hot since we're on the top of the mountain. It gives us more natural air too. Natural air is much healthier than AC too. So it didn't really bother us that much." He smiled and his classmates nodded along.
"I have asked the administration for renovations, but they refuse." Karasuma said "Huh?" Bitch-sensei pout
E class students could be heard from the field "Damn!"
"Nice! That was a clean hit!"
"That's just the type of place this is." Karasuma said as the scene fades inside the classroom where Okuda was seen to be with Koro-sensei.
"Now let's add it into ethanol. Oh. Be careful not to inhale the fumes." Koro-sensei instructed "Yes, sir!" Okuda proceeds "Your grades in science class are superb, but..." Koro-sensei cut himself off "But everything else goes right over my head." Okuda continues for him.
The atmosphere suddenly darkened a bit.
"It's only natural that I ended up in the E Class. Language arts, especially. I never know the right way to phrase things or how to express my feelings as a person." Okuda added Koro-sensei simply humm in appreciation.
Asano and Koyama look at Manami.
'She may not be able to put those in words. But her eyes and facial expression says it all.' Asano thought before looking back at the screen.
'Just who in the world is she?' Koyama looks back at the screen, somehow feels a bit guilty but shook it off.
"But I'm okay with that. Because equations and formulas always have the right answer. They're free of fussy word games and complicated emotions." She said again as Koro-sensei simply looked at her "That's true." He said.
"In that case...I have a homework assignment for you. Handle it with utmost care!" He gave her a piece of paper.
The scene changes to tomorrow morning.
"So he told you to bring that poison to class?" Kayano had asked Okuda who held a red poison. "Yeah! He said it should theoretically work the best!" Okuda smiles.
"Theoretically. It's not for sure?"
"I mean if you are the monster himself, will you actually know what's best, theoretically and precisely?"
"..."
"That's what I thought."
Sugino didn't glance a bit at Shindou as they talked.
Nagisa held a paper as he sweat drops "He even made a manga out of how to store poison correctly. He's always ready to lend a hand." He said, Sugino look at the manga as well "A poison that'll kill him? What is he thinking?" Sugino asked and Okuda answered him "I'm guessing it's his way of encouraging me! I think he wants me to hone my strengths, even if I'm not good with words!"
As if on cue, Koro-sensei walked inside the classroom "Okay, everyone! Please be seated!"
They look at him "He's here! Go give it to him!" Kayano excitedly said. "I brought it, sir!" Okuda said "Oh, well done!" Koro-sensei grabbed the bottle "Then I'll drink it at once!" He drinks the poison.
Other classes once again leaned in much more interested than before. E class yawned as they have a hunch of what will happen. For them, it's either the sensei took advantage of Okuda or the sensei's theory about the poison possibly ended with him being wrong as well.
Then everything starts shaking, he laughs darkly as he glows red. "Thank you, Okuda-san." The girl is confused "Huh?"
Ah. So she got lied to. It's easy for E Class to see it now. However, they cannot say the same for other classes who stare in confusion.
"Thanks to your concoction, I can advance to a new level." Koro-sensei said Okuda had her eyes widened "What...do you mean?" She gasped as Koro-sensei continued transforming.
Suddenly he stopped transforming. Koro-sensei sighed as he is now in silver color and is seemingly melted.
"HE MELTED?!" E class shouted as their jaw dropped.
"HE MELTED?!" Everyone repeated and mirrored the reaction of E Class on the screen. This time E Class was caught off guard and started laughing at their failure.
'Failure is nothing to be laughed at about.' Asano gritted his teeth.
"I actually had you make a tonic that would stimulate my cells and enhance my fluidity." He said, then he started flying/running around with much more speed than usual. He went inside Megu's desk "As a liquid, I can now fit into the tightest of spaces."
"Uh, why are you in there?" Megu asked
"What's more, I'm still...as speedy as ever!" he started flying/running around again.
E class shouts and screams as he speaks "Go ahead! Try and off me!"
"This is one messed-up teacher!"
"What was that poison, Okuda?!" Kayano shouted throughout the chaos.
"Y-You tricked me, Koro-sensei!" Okuda shouts "Having the verbal aptitude to deceive others is a vital part of Assassination, Okuda-san." The girl look up on him surprise "Huh?"
"A lesson?" Tsuchida asked. And the rest ignored her.
Nagisa stood beside Okuda "Verbal aptitude?" He asked "Even the most potent of poisons is wasted if you offer it in such a naive way that your target can take advantage of you. Nagisa-kun. How would you try to poison me?" He asked as he slowly went back to his body.
Everyone look at the boy who looked up in thought before his mouth formed in an 'o' "Probably by mixing it into his favorite drink or sweets?" He smiled sheepishly. Tanaka and Takada felt shivers run down their spine.
"Huh? Hmmm... I'd probably mix it into a sweet drink you like..."
Nagisa's imagination was shown. He was giving a drink to Koro-sensei.
"For you!" Nagisa said "Thanks!" Koro-sensei replied and take the drink as Nagisa continued the narration.
"...and then offer it to you as a special drink I made."
The imagination end and Koro-sensei was shown slowly coming back to his uniform. "Yes. To deceive someone, you must understand their feelings and communicate with them creatively." He said as he transforms back.
Asano give Karma a glance, 'Well... I'm pretty sure he don't need to know that.'
As if hearing Asano's thoughts, Karma rolled his eyes.
Tanaka and Takada look at Nagisa warily. Karma saw this and chuckles. 'He won't eat you, idiots.'
"Language is the key to an effective poisoning." Koro-sensei said and Okuda gasped in realization, both her and Nagisa only stared at the sensei as the said sensei continue talking.
"Your scientific talent will someday be useful to everyone." Koro-sensei said, now back to his normal form. "So, to explain things clearly to as many people as possible...I hope you'll continue to develop the language skills to poison someone." Koro-sensei said and Okuda smiled "I-I will."
"I don't know if we should consider that as great advice or not." Sakakibara sweat dropped. Koyama glanced at Okuda from the corner of his eyes. 'She's really something huh?'
"Good for assassination. But still bad for overall." Asano yawned.
In the back Kayano, Hayami and Mimura smiled at the scene as Karma laughed "Yep. Assassination is the least of everyone's worries right now." He smiled.
The scene span back to the smiling Nagisa 'Even a student brandishing a powerful poison is powerless, regular student in the face of Koro-sensei. I guess, taking our teacher's life is still a distant dream for us all.'
The scene moved to the forest.
"Hurry! If we're late who knows what they'll do to us this time!" Isogai said while walking in the forest, Maehara and Okano trailing behind him.
"Oh, yeah. We've already had to clean out the main campus' flowerbeds." Okano agreed.
"Man, that was rough. Their flowerbeds are way too huge." Maehara whined
"I don't wanna hear that after you slacked off the whole time!" Rjlkmmmmmmhouted at him.
"Did I?" Maehara laughed Isogai turned to him with grimace as Okano simply bowed her head.
"Damn it! Why are we the only ones who have to put up with this?!" Okano shouted throughout the forest.
The scene went to Kunudon, the mascot.
"Oh come on! Not that acorn!" Terasaka complained and E Class aighs as others giggles and laughs
"Surprise!"
"Teach us, Kunudon!"
"Hi, everybody! It's me, Kunudon!"
"Kunudon!"
"To keep its underachievers from affecting the rest of the student body, E Class has its own special building, far away from the main campus!"
"Really?! That's super!" The map of the old campus to the forest to the main campus was shown.
Other classes started whispering and E Class raised an eyebrow on them. A class simply rolled their eyes as Asano sighed.
"Normally, E Class students aren't allowed to set foot on the main campus. The only exception is when they come down the mountain for school assemblies. All during their lunch break, of course!"
Chiba, Mimura, and Okajima were shown as they crossed the bridge.
"Th-The bridge!" They shout "All right! Who told us this was as shortcut?!" Mimura shouts
Now, Okajima can be seen taken by the waves as Mimura tries to reach for him with his other arm carrying an unconscious Chiba.
"Okajima!!!"
They flinched. Okajima hugged himself.
"To maintain discipline, those scumbags in E Class are required to line up in the gymnasium before all the other classes!"
"Good luck!"
Yada, Fuwa, and Hara were shown as they screamed and snakes surrounded them. "Snakes!"
Okajima then shows up full of snakes "Okajima-kun!!!"
Okajima started shrinking in his seat.
"He sure have a great amount of bad luck." Takada said and Tanaka nodded
The scene went back to Kunudon "Get yer scummy asses in gear! Now, gimme a "Yes, sir!"
"Sir, Yes, Sir! Yaaay!!!"
The scene moved to Terasaka, Hazama, Muramatsu and Yoshida. "Boulders!!!"
Okajima ran past them and was then chased by a boulder. "O-Okajima!!!"
"He needs to gain some real good luck" Tanaka continues
Isogai patted Okajima's back.
the scene shows Sugino, Nagisa, Kanzaki, Sugaya, Okuda, and Kayano. "who poked that beehive?!" shouted Sugino.
Suddenly, Okajima reached their place and got chased by the bees.
"O-Okajima!!!"
"You'll be fine you'll be fine." Isogai tried to comfort the guy who seemed to had lost his soul.
Sugino and Nagisa sweatdropped "He's...sure been through a lot. I hope he'll be okay." Sugino quietly said "Yeah." Nagisa replied.
They were finally done and now were resting.
"For crying out loud! Enough with the bees and everything!" Kayano whined.
"Luckily, Okajima took a few for the team." Sugino said.
"You're welcome." Okajima sighed
"Are you all right?" Karasuma asked as he approached his students.
"Karasuma-sensei!" Nagisa called
"There's no rush. If we keep this pace, we'll have time to spare." He said but was cut off by a familiar whiny voice
"Hold on, you brats!" Bitch-sensei was shown as she ran and reached them real quick.
"There she goes again" Okano sighed and E Class laughed.
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I will continue the other part sometimes, I'm sorry I'm still stressed over some school works especially this semi-final.
I'll try to upload ASAP.
byeeee.