So yeah. WARNING here. This is, going to be a, very interesting chapter here um...if you want to skip go ahead but
Reader discretion is ADVISED.
Rusherz birds and bees
(Or-When the Rusherz had to give their version of 'the talk' to a country leader and his government)
1920, January 23...
Blow-Torch groaned as he scracthed his arm in irritation. He had just gotten out of the bath and had a spot on him that was itching, boxers on and he picked at it.
Blow-Torch: Really, don't tell me it's on the other skin-sighs-.
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The servant went near the door to the bathroom with new towels, knowing a Rusher was inside.
Servant: Excuse me, Mr. Blow-Torch?
He heard a groan inside and took it as a sign to come in-he dropped the towels in shock seeing the Rusher body glowing a ambient of black and gold picking a spot on his arm.
Blow-Torch (echo): Ah-finally.
Servant: Um.
Blow-Torch stopped and turned to the servant, eyes widening.
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PERVERT! YOU ABSOLUTE PERVERT! GET OUT!
President Woodrow Wilson was talking to Chief when the house silence was erupted from a load scream. The two ran to the sound location, only to see the servant run over and a VERY TICKED OFF Steeler Rusher chasing him in a towel, his face red in embarrassment and fluster.
President Woodrow Wilson: What is going on
Servant: *fear* I have no clue-!
Blow-Torch: *embarrassment and fluster* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! *To Wilson* Don't you humans know when to Knock!
The sounds of footsteps came as Swoop and Pillage ran over.
Swoop: What is going on?!
Blow-Torch: *embarrassment and fluster* THIS GUY! H-HE JUST ENTERED THE BATHROOM WHEN I WAS IN MY AURA FORM! DUDE! REALLY?!
All three Rusherz blushed madly as they turned to the two humans.
Chief: *flustered* Seriously?
President Woodrow Wilson: Pardon but first of all, what is a AURA form!? Second of all, why are all of you going red.
Blow-Torch facepalmed at that.
Pillage: Well, don't you have second skins?
Servant: I BEG YOUR PARDON?!
President Woodrow Wilson: Second Skin?! N-NO! I-We have muscles attached to our skin but-no we don't have this second skin-
Blow-Torch shoke as he gently grabbed Swoop bring him over.
Blow-Torch: Swoop, GET. FREEFALL. Mr. President Wilson needs 'the talk'.
Swoop blushed at that but nodded.
Swoop: Just so you know, you brought thus upon yourself.
Swoop flew off with President Woodrow Wilson confused.
President Woodrow Wilson: Umm, what is going on? And is this something the governors should know about since they are here.
Blow-Torch gave a mischievous grin chuckling.
Blow-Torch: OH, let them join in.
Chief: *facepalms* Oh boy, Your about to regret this Wilson.
Few hours later...
The congress room was filled with the governors of each of the 48 states.
Alfred Smith: This is both intriguing and exiting, we about to meet these mysterious Rusherz.
William Cameron Sproul: I heard something about a 'lesson in Biology'?
The president and his lady sat in front as their colleges talked.
Edith Wilson: Oh Woodrow this is exciting. We're about to learn about a entire race from another planet!
President Woodrow Wilson: As am I-But i will be honest I'm also scared. The rest of the Rusherz present were blushing and they said that 'i was going to regret this'.
Edith was about to answer when the door opened. Freefall walked in pushing a chalk board and a a few books on hand.
Thomas Kilby: *awe* Whhhaaat is that? Is that a Rusher?
J. A. A. Burnquist: *awe* Look at his arms, he has wings sprouting from them and not on them!
Freefall stopped in place, setting the books on the table as turning around. He had a air of professionalism.
Freefall: Greeting, my name is Freefall. I am the Seahawk's Rusher, and the medical expert of my team. From what i was told, there was a 'little incident' regarding one of the White house workers and Blow-Torch.
The president nodded.
Freefall: So, let's talk. Tell me all about the human body orientation.
NOW THAT, that got their attention their.
Thomas Edward Campbell: Well-um-details?
Freefall: How do YOU, as humans, tell the difference between men and women?
Everyone faces turned red with flustered realization.
President Woodrow Wilson: *Realization* Oh dear lord...
Oliver Henry Shoup: *flustered* oh well um-w-when it comes to differences of the male and female. A-A male has a-um-extra down in the-'nether regions'.
Robert D. Carey: *flustered* F-females have more of a-'package' in the chestal region.
Freefall nodded in intrigue.
Freefall: Interesting. Well, we Rusher don't technically have those. I mean, it can be formed as such-The reason I ask this is this is completely different for Rusherz.
Freefall turned the board showing a picture. One side showed a Rusher normal, the other showed them in a glow and sparked outline.
Freefall: As you can see from the diagram, we have two skins. The skin you see is what is normal, however we have the second skin known as the 'Aura form'. This form is used when the situation is absolute, however it is also used for-*blushes a bit*-romantic reasons.
Edith Wilson: *blushes* Oh my...
The room was silent there for a bit, till one of the state governors decided to speak.
Henry Justin Allen: Romantic. This is out of the blue for everyone one but-how do Rusherz-
Freefall: Do romance? *They all nodded and Freefall smirked* Well then, how does romance work for you?
They were silent for a bit there.
President Woodrow Wilson: Well, romance for humanity is-messy. There are some that work well, other times it ends in divorce or-premature death.
Freefall noticed the President looking away sadly at the last part, his wife comforting him.
Freefall: *worried* Pardon me for asking a touchy question but-Edith wasn't your first was she?
Edith: No...his first wife, Ellen Axson, tragically passed away from Bright's disease in 1914. I too have faced tragedy as well, as my first husband Norman unexpectedly passed away in 1908. We meet one year after his wife's passing and well-
Freefall gave them a understanding look.
Freefall: I-I didn't know any of this. We-We just saw how your bond was strong, we had no idea you both had a bonded loved one before.
President Woodrow Wilson: Bonded? Is that your term for-
Freefall: Marriage, yes. You-You have my deepest condolences for both of your loses, but I can see them both playing apart of you two's meeting and marriage if that helps.
Both smiles nodding in appreciations as Freefall sighed.
Freefall: Romance, bonds, they are the foundation of a relationship for us Rusherz. You humans seem to have some problems regarding what makes a couple, what makes romance. It not just 'I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME', there's got to be communication in both verbal, emotions and psychical. We Rusherz can see this 'bond' between eachother and others, we can see if it's gonna work-or end up messy.
William Stephens: Interesting...what do you mean by those three topics.
Freefall took a breathe-here we go.
Freefall: Well, in flirting situation your can do it three ways; cute, flirty, or sexy. Whichever of the three goes with certain situation so thinking about it is a must.
Emmet D. Boyle: We are getting romance advise from a being from another planet.
Freefall: *to Emmet* Not gonna ask about that. Now, communication is important. Using our voices to express ourselves is important for a relationship. And then there's -sighs- the psychical romance.
President Woodrow Wilson: Oh dear, i am very fearful on where this is going.
Freefall paced.
Freefall: There are levels of physical romance. Simple gestures such as nuzzling, hand holding, they are used even for familial love as well. AND THEN, there with the love bonded.
Freefall turned red, he was sweating as he went quiet. All looked on in curiosity.
William P. Hobby: So um-how does it work with the ladies and the bearing of children?
Freefall looked at them eye raised.
Freefall: So females are the ones who bear the-*shakes his head*-explain later this point in history will just be messy and beleive me you do not want to have a disagreement with Rusherz.
President Woodrow Wilson: *worried* Um gentlemen MAYBE we shouldn't-
Calvin Coolidge: Mr. President, i assure you that these Rusherz can't out-due what we humans can do.
Freefall went over, eye raised at him.
Freefall: AND you are-?
Calvin Coolidge: Calvin Coolidge, governor of Massachusetts. You seem to have very eays and living from your planet.
Freefall: By the looks of it yes, Creator was NOT joking on how different some of his creations think.
Edith Wilson: Creator-?
Woodrow Wilson: Let's save that for another time dear.
Calvin Coolidge: Alright then, RUSHER, tell us how you romanticized your lover, EACH AND EVERY ONE IN FULL DETAIL.
Freefall eyes narrowed...CHALLENGE ACCEPT.
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An hour later...
Liberty: What were you THINKING Blow-Torch?
Liberty was walking to the Congress room with Blow-Torch and Stampede, having just heard about the situation.
Blow-Torch: Hey those guys deserved it after they walked in on me. They need to learn some manners.
Stampede: And basically giving them our version of the talk is manners.
Blow-Torch: *all three reaching the door* Well i-
The door slammed opened nearly knocking the Rusherz back. A VERY FLUSTERED Calvin Coolidge walked out, beat red and sweating. He looked down at the three Rusherz.
Calvin Coolidge: I-I have no words except-you win.
With that he walked away as the rest of the state governors followed, each being red, sweating and flustered. One stopped at looked at the three.
Emanuel L. Philipp: You can put William Shakespeare romantic stories to shame, you could put the OLYMPIC GODS OF MYTH TO SHAME. Just-dang.
He walked off leaving the Rusherz confused as the president and his wife walked out, the same reactions as the others minus his wife (who was calming him down a bit).
Liberty: Pardon me but-what just happened?
President Woodrow Wilson: *flustered* Let's just say, we bit off more than we could chew. Calvin decided to challenge Freefall on how physical romance worked and the many ways...he did not hold back.
The three Rusherz went red at what Freefall just said to them.
Stampede: Oh cores..
Blow-Torch: Okay-um, not what i wanted to happened but um-
Liberty: SOOO, um-I'll go and check on him.
Edith Wilson: He's hiding underneath the table.
Liberty: T-Thank you..
Liberty quickly went in leaving the president and his wife to go on their way...and Blow-Torch getting his head chewed by Stampede.
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Liberty: Freefall?
He spotted Freefall under the table, face as red as can be as he shoke. Liberty went over and sat next to him.
Freefall: *embarrassed* Oh cores why did i do that.
Liberty: Well, this guy kinda asked for it from you...you okay?
Freefall: *embarrassed* I just went into detail on how we basically-DO IT. In the MANY ways. So, no.
Liberty gave a back rub to the flustered Seahawk.
Liberty: You need some time?
Freefall: *embarrassed* Yep...
Liberty: Alright, let's head back to the bedrooms and just-decompress all this.
Freefall nodded as Liberty lead him out.
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Needless to say everyone needed to decompress for the rest of the day after that.
Lesson learned that day.
I'll be, underneath the table for a while.