Midnight Fang asked her friend Baddie Mothie in a groggy-ish voice, "Do ya want me to take you to the bar, sure the bartenders a bit of a grumpy prick sometimes but he'll grow on ya eventually y'know?"
Baddie Mothy said adapting into her new persona "Hell yeah Why the fuck not? I like bars and booze! Gimme some!"
Midnight Fang barked "ATTA GURL! LETS GOOOO!" and they ran downstairs to the bar. Midnight Fang after last night REALLY needed some booze!
Charlie sang "GOOOOOD MORNING EVERYONE! Its so nice to have another Happy day at the happy Hazbin Hotel! Smile for us!"
Baddie Mothy said "Hello Charlie, goood morning to you too! Wheres the booze"
Charlie chirped "Oh the bartender Husk is over there! Hello Husk!"
Husk just stuck the middle finger with his wing at the chipper Hotel Manager girl and ignored the other two girls.
Charlie said "YEaaaaahhhh he isn't really in a good mood right now"
Vaggie scowled "IS HE EVER in a good mood?
Angel Dust swooned "Oh Puh-LEASE He's just moody cuz he don't like you smelly Vagina, My My the strong and silent type, plays hard to get, me likey"
Vaggie shrieked "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME PUTA DE MAIDRE!?"
Angel Dust smugly smirked "You heard me bitch" and she growled even harder
Husk growled "I'm not playing hard to get, I just don't fucking like you piss off"
Angel Dust said "Your attitude makes me want you even mooooooore"
"Ignore the disturbingly detailed foreplay between those two and order whatever you wish from him He's a good friend of mine" Alastor chimed in randomly which made the two girls jump hard almost onto the ceiling.
"Holy moly is that THE radio demon being nice to like us? Am I drunk without alcohol?" Baddie Mothy gasped
"YUP I definitly need some booze now! I want a whiskey or two atleast fucking hell!" Midnight Fang growled