'I finally decided to break up with Pigita.' Pig announced.
'Well good for you, Pig! Glad to see you're finally standing up for yourself after she's bullied you for all these years!' Goat replied.
'It's not so much all the mood swings and the violence, we've just grown apart. We feel more like strangers now then we do lovers. I'll tell her tonight.'
'Well anyways, good for you!'
That night.
'Well, how did it go?' Goat asked when he called.
'Not the way I planned it.' Pig replied. 'I started to tell her why I no longer wanted to see her, and then she punched me so hard, I blacked out.'
'Oh jeez! Are you okay?'
'I'll be fine. I'm seeing her later this week. Maybe she'll be calmer then.'
'Pig, I really wish you would 1 day just stop seeing her and actually date someone who doesn't impulsively hit you.' Goat said..
'She's pretty, what can I say?!' Pig replied.