'Local officials are investigating a bizarre sword that took place today on the football field between a rat and a grocery store cashier. The cashier sustained injuries to his ribs and is recovering at the hospital, the rat sustained no injuries.
The rat said he was getting justice for himself, saying that the cashier ripped him off with coupons and that he was overcharged for things he never bought.
'Pig, how can you put up with a maniac like him? Like honestly, a sword fight on the football field?! What is he, some kind of nut?!' Goat asked.
'He hates being ripped off, and he said he wasn't out to kill the guy.' Pig replied.
'Honestly Pig, 1 of these days. He's gonna get you or someone else killed, and he'll be very sorry for it.'