Season 1, Episode 2 "Our Own Attorney"
PREVIOUSLY
MIKEY
I can't believe Mr Devin is giving us ANOTHER pop quiz. This is why I hate science class
ICEY
Tell me about it. Between work and enjoying life, it's been non-stop.
Just then, Mikey gets an idea excitement written all over his face.
MIKEY
Maybe we should go to space!
ICEY
(laughing) nice joke! But forreal what's your idea
MIKEY
IM NOT KIDDING! Think about it if we went to space we can be science smarties
MIKEY
My Friend Julius has a spaceship cause his uncle is Dream Harkley!, Icey looks with a super shocked expression on his face
ICEY
YOU MEAN EARTH LEGEND DREAM HARKLEY? Dude he's like Elon Musk but even better!
MIKEY
See it's possible. So are you down or do you want to spend the rest of high school with stress of science!!!!.
Icey looks at Mikey, seeing the determination in his eyes.
ICEY
Alright, Mikey. I'll do it. Let's go on a spacecation.
PENNY
Alright you guys ready?
MIKEY
Yep!.
ICEY
No…. (Nervously).
MIKEY
HE's READY!.
The Two begin arguing before Penny pushes the button and they are launched!!!
ICEY/MIKEY
AHHHHHHHHHHHH (as the spaceship launches them all the way into space)
ICEY
ok so dude what do we do here… just study outer space?
MIKEY
I guess…?? Take out our notebooks
ICEY
Uhhh why would I have them..?
Uh oh…
MIKEY
(Searches bag aggressively) DUDE NOOOOO WE DON'T HAVE THE NOTEBOOKS OR ANY FOOD, WATER ETC THIS BACKPACK IS EMPTY!!!
(Icey gulps).
ICEY
So we're in space with no food, no water, nothing to help us..?
MIKEY
Yep….
MIKEY
All I found was a bunch of glowing gums… they're red & blue.?
ICEY
OOOOO GIVE ME ONE…
Mikey slaps Icey's hand
MIKEY
NO! You don't just eat space gum idiot.
ICEY
I'm the idiot? Says the one who has us trapped in space!
The Two begin arguing back and fourth until a noise is heard
MIKEY
What was that…?
ICEY
I'll check the radar
Icey scopes the radar of the spaceship
ICEY
DUDE…
MIKEY
What???
ICEY
There's a UFO…
ICEY
They're trying to break in!
MIKEY
Uh oh….
ICEY
Yeah I can't hold them off any longer they're about to get in…
MIKEY
Man and all I wanted to do was make a Science Survival Guide!
ICEY
Wait… THATS IT!
MIKEY
Huh?
ICEY
WE USE SCIENCE TO FIGHT THEM OFF
MIKEY
Wait How-
ICEY
These Red & Blue Gumtubes are alien gum! So if we take one we can become aliens and they won't hurt us!
MIKEY
But you do know Space Science is permanent so if we take these we will be aliens forever…
Both ICEY & MIKEY take one of the gums
Suddenly they start glitching!!!
ICEY
WHAT- WHATS HAPPENINGGGGG
both of they're eyes glow green before finally the glitching stops!
ICEY & Mikey open the door
ICEY/MIKEY
Hi-
Before they can speak they're voices & brain stem systems turn into aliens as they foam out slime
they have an alien conversation with the aliens before they leave
ICEY
Alright bye guys!!! (Shuts door)
MIKEY
Dude!!! We aren't aliens we are Slimeliens
ICEY
What are those?
MIKEY
Basically since we are human but used the gum I guess a faulty glitch happened to where are spit is reversed with slime and with the alien stems… we are Slimeliens!
ICEY
And human at the same time…. MAN THIS IS SO COOL CANT WAIT TO TELL EVERYONE-
MIKEY
Dude no! Nobody will allow aliens on earth if anyone found out our new secret identity we would be put into a lab and tortured until we fade, then if that doesn't work we will be sent to space and live here forever!
ICEY
Dangit! I hate keeping secrets
NOW…
It's been 2 days since Icey & Mikey became half alien/slimelien, and they are having trouble adjusting…
[INT. ASBURY PARK - DAY]
Asbury Park Beaches, Theme Parks, Carnivals, Beautiful Summer City etc is shown (Fade Into Heatwave High School)
ICEY
Dude I didn't get any sleep last night…
MIKEY
Me either. I had to keep waking up and cleaning my slime spit cause I drool a lot when I'm sleep.
ICEY
And I accidentally kept speaking alien so had to play it off as a joke! This new identity thing is so frustrating
They're friend Noah walks by
NOAH
Hey guys! Me & Morgan are gonna go out for Pizza at Pizzaeroni's after school in an hour, you wanna come?
ICEY
Sure I'm down
MIKEY
Yeah.
NOAH
Alright see you guys then! (walks away)
INT. PIZZAERONI'S - TABLE - DAY
NOAH
Dude this is the best pizza I've ever had!
MORGAN
Tell me about it the deep fried cheese and extra pepperoni's really hits different!
ICEY/MIKEY
Yeah!
Icey & Mikey take a sip of their soda only to cough & choke/spit it out… but slime spit comes out!
MORGAN
Ummm why did slime come out of you…
Uh oh
ICEY
OH UMMMMMMM-
MIKEY
WE PRANKED YOU! We just wanted to see what you guys would do haahhahahahaha (nervous laugh)
ICEY
Yeah got you! Ahahahahaha
NOAH
Cool I guess…???
INT. ICEY & MIKEY HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY
Icey & Mikey walk in after a long day of school
MOM/GWEN
Hey boys! How was school?
ICEY/MIKEY
Fine
DAD/Destiny
Hey Sports how about some BerryBlaster Ball- (before he can finish the boys walk away)
DAD/DESTINY
COME ON GUYS WE ALWAYS PLAY! After all we are the BerryBlaster Family!
ICEY/MIKEY
NOT NOW!
INT. BERRYBLASTER FAMILY HOUSE - ICEY & MIKEY's ROOM - DAY
ICEY
Dude I literally laughed at him raging downstairs… and slime spit came out. This is what I mean keeping our alien DNA a secret will not be easy…
MIKEY
Tell me about it… anyways prom is coming up! Got a date?
ICEY
Yep I'm going out with Macklin!
MIKEY
Sheeeeeeshhhh she's like in the popular girls group at school right?
ICEY
Yep and Macklin Johnson is gonna get the freeze treatment…
MIKEY
So you're gonna block her?
ICEY
NO MAN! I'm talking about me!
MIKEY
Corny.
INT. BERRYBLASTER FAMILY HOUSE - DINNER ROOM - NIGHT
MOM/GWEN
Boys! Slow down on the water it's not going anywhere
ICEY & MIKEY spit out their water a bit only for slime to come out but quickly cover it up!
DAD/DESTINY
You boys alright?
ICEY/MIKEY
YEP! (Nervously)
MOM/GWEN
Ok….???
DAD/DESTINY
So I heard your failing science class….
Uh oh
Icey & Mikey panic and accidentally start speaking alien language
MOM/GWEN
Huh…???
Gwen & Destiny get suspicious
ICEY/MIKEY
WE….
MIKEY
WE ARE STUDYING! Hah only reason we're failing is cause new assignment just started today and it's about learning on space… and we have the alien project to do right ICEY????
ICEY
Yeah… so we've been practicing speaking alien ever since we got home
GWEN/DESTINY
OHHHHHHHHH
phew….
INT. BERRYBLASTER FAMILY HOUSE - ICEY & MIKEY's ROOM - NIGHT
ICEY
(Writing on a clipboard) we've had about 83 near falls in the past day. We really need to keep our secret safe this is not looking good
MIKEY
Yeah you're right… look Prom is on Friday and I don't want any slip ups. All the parents, teachers and admins will be at the event and one wrong move and everyone in Asbury Park knows we have Alien DNA-
ICEY
And that's the end of Icey & Mikey!
Uh oh…
[TO BE CONTINUED]