"Hello Rosie!"
Everyone but Charlie and Luke was in the lounge Vaggie's secret was revealed to everyone "So, like where are your wings?" Niffty asked.
Vaggie spoke "Niffty, I don't have-" she was cut off by Angel.
"Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?" Angel said while holding his body.
Niffty tugs at Vaggie's shirt "Yeah. Where are your tits?" she asked.
Vaggie sighs "Any other questions?" Vaggie asked.
Husk asked "I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?"
"It's not her fault. Angels are just-" Vaggie was cut off by Angel.
"Liars?" Angel asked.
"...difficult. But Charlie's trying her best." Vaggie said.
"Yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far." Husk said.
"And where is miss fearless leader anyway? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?" Angel asked.
"She's upstairs. Coming up with something, I'm sure, in our room. Alone." Vaggie said.
Alastor had a thought and he disappears. In Charlie's room Razzle and Dazzle comfort her with tissues. Charlie was crying as she was still heartbroken that Vaggie never told her the truth.
Alastor couldn't get inside the room as Luke had a device that prevents Alastor from entering in. Luke was standing at the door Luke felt bad his best friend was suffering through this reveal. He walks over to her "Charlie, I hear the others are wanting to know what's going on." Luke said.
Charlie got annoyed "Go away, Luke." she said, covering herself with the blanket.
"We've got a fight on our hands and now we need to prepare for war." Luke said.
"I have enough on my mind." Charlie said.
"Look I know you're feeling heartbroken by Vaggie's betrayal but right now everyone is looking to you for hope." Luke said.
"Well, guess what I'm the farthest thing from hope. The person I trust most has been lying to me for years. Heaven refuses to listen." Charlie said.
"Yep, Sera is a bitch." Luke said.
"Even if they did, I can't prove that the hotel works. Adam has an invincible exorcist Army pointed right at my doorstep and there's nothing I can do about any of it." Charlie shouted.
Luke remembered something "Uh I know something about the angels." Luke said.
"What about them?" Charlie asked.
"Carmilla Carmine killed an Exorcist during the last extermination." Luke said.
"She did?" Charlie asked.
"Yeah, that means she can teach us how to fight. I have a friend who can get us the numbers needed to fight." Luke said.
Charlie and Luke head downstairs and Charlie has Vaggie to find Carmilla and get her to teach them how to fight despite not trusting her girlfriend. Charlie, Vaggie, and Luke leaves the hotel but not before Vaggie inform the others she couldn't promise them safety.
In Cannibal Town Charlie was venting to Luke "Three years! THREE YEARS I've been sharing my life with her, and I tell her EVERYTHING! My hopes, my dreams, my insecurities, my embarrassing habits, what fucking DEODORANT I like, and she keeps something, like this, from ME? Why would she lie for so long? Did she think I wouldn't accept her?" Charlie's venting.
"No idea." Luke said.
"Where are we anyway?" Charlie asked.
"Cannibal Town." Luke said.
"There's a friend here who get us the numbers we need to fight back against Adam." Luke said.
The two entered Rosie's Emporium
well who hasn't thought about eating their first husband? I certainly would if he didn't taste so bad! Hehe, I tell ya what, you bring ol' tall dark and armless to me, and I'll straighten him right out, Okay sweetie?" Rosie spoke to a customer.
"Here's my card a-" before she could finish she spotted Luke.
"Luke oh one of my favorite people to see it's been forever." Rosie said.
"Rosie good to see you too." Luke said.
Rosie spotted Charlie "Oh is this your girlfriend?" Rosie asked.
Charlie and Luke got nervous "Oh no. I mean she used to be but she's my ex-girlfriend but she's also my boss." Luke said.
The two explained they needed numbers to fight Adam and his forces. Vaggie arrived at Carmilla Carmine's house, as she bangs on the door.
"Carmine! Carmine, we need to speak." Vaggie walks up to the security camera and stares at it.
"I know what you did on extermination day. We can talk about it inside, or I can yell about it out here.
The door opens. "Fuckin' right you open that door." Vaggie said.
"Hello?" Vaggie asked.
"You have 2 minutes to convince me not to silence you for good." Carmilla threated.
She appeared under a spotlight.
"Miss Carmine, I'm here on appointment from the princess to enlist your aid in the defense of hell from the angelic extermination. We know an angel fell at your hands and we need to know how." Vaggie said.
"No!" Carmilla said.
Vaggie spoke What do you mean, no? The princess of hell-" she was cut off.
"Means nothing to me. You have to do better than that. 90 seconds." Carmilla said.
Vaggie spoke "With your knowledge, we wouldn't have to helplessly stand by while-"
"Clearly I am not the helpless one here. 80 seconds." Carmilla said.
"Well, then why? Why wouldn't you use what you know to fight?" Vaggie
"To avoid the very problem you and your little friends are facing right now. I will not invite destruction into my house, on my people." Carmilla said.
"You think we asked for this? All Charlie has ever done is try to make things better to help her people who, news flash, include your people too." Vaggie said.
"And how exactly has that worked out for her? 45 seconds." Carmilla said.
"We didn't pick this fight, but it's here now. And they aren't going to stop with us. You didn't see the look on their leader's face. With us out of the way, it's only a matter of time before they come for the rest of you. They won't stop until all of hell is wiped out, so you can help us make a stand here together, or you can stand alone tomorrow. And what do you think your chances will be then?" Vaggie asked.
"You're out of time." Carmilla said.
She jumps down and kicks Vaggie in the face. Vaggie slides on the floor. "Angels attack quickly, viciously, and without mercy. You'll need to defend better than that." Carmilla said.
Back at Cannibal Town Rosie had a megaphone. "Cannibals and Cannibettes, assemble in the square."
Rosie walks with Charlie to the stage "Now, darling, you know I would do anything, anything for my clients, but I can't exactly command all of Cannibal Town to follow someone else into battle. Now, don't get me wrong, they love carnage and bloodshed, but to get this group into line, you got to win 'em over. " Rosie said to Charlie.
The cannibals form a crowd around the stage
Charlie ask "But how do I-"
"With sparkle! Razzamatazz! and that oh so appealing moxie of yours." Rosie said.
"If you inspired me to join I know you get can convince them to join." Luke said.
Rosie: Now, fair warning. This group sticks together. So in order to convince any of them, you'll need to convince all of them. And there's one in particular-
Alastor: Uuuugh, Susan.
Rosie: Susan, who's a bit of an... uh-
Alastor: Ornery old bitch?
Rosie: That! She's tough, but win her over and the rest will be easy as pie. Ready?
Charlie: I guess.
Rosie: *Through megaphone* Everyone we have a very special, very royal guest this evening! Please put your bloody hands together for Princess Charlie!
Charlie smiles awkwardly and waves at the crowd
A voice speak up "Booooo! Bring Rosie back!"
"Susan?" Charlie asked.
"Susan." Rosie and Luke said.
Charlie nervously began speaking "Sorry. Uh, okay, uh, my name's Charlie, and..." Susan and Charlie both speak at the same time
Charlie: Well, I run this hotel with my part... well someone and...Wait, let me start over. Angels are coming to kill us all and we need help defending our realm. So- we, uh... we need your help- With your assistance, we can make a stand for- I...I have a dream and I-" Charlie tried to win them over.
Susan began booing "Booooo! Get off the stage you blue blood bitch! Booo! We don't give a shit about some hotel. Leave before I eat those big ass eyes of yours. Boo! Get off. Where's the showmanship? Where's all the finesse? Fucking mediocre!" Susan booed.
"FUCK YOU! YOU OLD BITCH!" Charlie flips Susan off.
The Cannibals were offended but Luke said, "OH Shit!" in a little excitement.
Vaggie was trying to fight Carmilla but kept losing as she isn't used to fighting with long hair. Carmilla reveals she knows Vaggie is a fallen angel due to her appearance and weaponry. She trains Vaggie and Vaggie regains her wings likely out of love for Charlie.
Back at Cannibal Town Rosie and Luke takes Charlie to Rosie's room Luke stood guard giving the two women piracy.
"Alright, what has you so out of sorts, Darlin? Ya clearly got more on your mind than angels." Rosie said.
"What do you do when someone you love lies about who they are?" Charlie said.
"Romance? My specialty! Come on, dear. Details, details!" Rosie wanted juicy details.
"My girlfriend is an Exorcist angel, and she never told me." Charlie revealed.
"Oh, shit! Quite a secret. How does that make you feel?" Rosie asked.
"Just, angry, because we share everything, because she always supported me, and my ideas, and-and- and now, I don't know whether or not that was just more of the lies! Oh no that's a horrible thing to think! Do i think that?! Yes! N-no. Kinda? Charlie kinda wondered before whimpering on the couch.
"You said you love this girl?" Rosie asked.
"Yes. Well, I...yes." Charlie said.
"And have you ever once doubted if she loved you in return?" Rosie asked.
As she spoke, Rosie sits down next to Charlie, who shakes her head at the question.
"So, what's the problem?" Rosie asked.
"She took part in the very thing we've been working so hard to end!" Charlie said.
"Well, isn't that silly hotel of yours all about redemption?" Rosie asked.
"Yes?" Charlie was unsure.
"Perhaps this girl, was trying to redeem herself too.
"She knows more than anyone I believe in second chances, why not tell me?" Charlie asked.
"It can be difficult to admit to things you're not proud of, especially if those things hurt the ones you love. She fucked up, sure. She's flawed. But, hey, who down here isn't? If there's anything I've learned, it's that words are cheap, but actions, they speak for the truth. So, what have her actions said?" Rosie said.
"That she believes in me, and what we're doing. Right now she's off learning how to protect everything we've worked for. And, I can't even pitch my hotel right!" Charlie said.
"Well how do you normally explain your hotel?" Rosie asked.
"By singing. But that never works." Charlie said.
"It will work here. Trust me." Rosie said.
Charlie sings Ready for This and got the Cannibals to join her army of demons to protect the hotel and Hell.
Charlie and Vaggie returned to the hotel Charlie is coming from the left with the army of cannibals while Vaggie is coming from the right with multiple crates of weapons]
"Looks like you had a busy day." Vaggie said.
"You too." Charlie said.
Vaggie wanted to talk about the reveal "Charlie, I-"
"Hold that thought. Err.. Ah! I got you a souvenir from Cannibal Town." Charlie showed the souvenir to Vaggie.
Vaggie gasps and has an apologetic expression. She goes to hug Charlie. "Oh, Charlie." Vaggie said, sweetly.
"The wings are new. They look nice." Charlie said, inspecting the wings.
Luke whistled. "Come on, let's go home." Luke said.
They returned to find everyone setting up defenses and the Demon Commandos arrived wanting to help fight the angels.