Season 1, Episode 5 "Remember The Slimes"
PREVIOUSLY
MIKEY
I can't believe Mr Devin is giving us ANOTHER pop quiz. This is why I hate science class
ICEY
Tell me about it. Between work and enjoying life, it's been non-stop.
Just then, Mikey gets an idea excitement written all over his face.
MIKEY
Maybe we should go to space!
ICEY
(laughing) nice joke! But forreal what's your idea
MIKEY
IM NOT KIDDING! Think about it if we went to space we can be science smarties
MIKEY
My Friend Julius has a spaceship cause his uncle is Dream Harkley!, Icey looks with a super shocked expression on his face
ICEY
YOU MEAN EARTH LEGEND DREAM HARKLEY? Dude he's like Elon Musk but even better!
MIKEY
See it's possible. So are you down or do you want to spend the rest of high school with stress of science!!!!.
Icey looks at Mikey, seeing the determination in his eyes.
ICEY
Alright, Mikey. I'll do it. Let's go on a spacecation.
PENNY
Alright you guys ready?
MIKEY
Yep!.
ICEY
No…. (Nervously).
MIKEY
HE's READY!.
The Two begin arguing before Penny pushes the button and they are launched!!!
ICEY/MIKEY
AHHHHHHHHHHHH (as the spaceship launches them all the way into space)
ICEY
ok so dude what do we do here… just study outer space?
MIKEY
I guess…?? Take out our notebooks
ICEY
Uhhh why would I have them..?
Uh oh…
MIKEY
(Searches bag aggressively) DUDE NOOOOO WE DON'T HAVE THE NOTEBOOKS OR ANY FOOD, WATER ETC THIS BACKPACK IS EMPTY!!!
(Icey gulps).
ICEY
So we're in space with no food, no water, nothing to help us..?
MIKEY
Yep….
MIKEY
All I found was a bunch of glowing gums… they're red & blue.?
ICEY
OOOOO GIVE ME ONE…
Mikey slaps Icey's hand
MIKEY
NO! You don't just eat space gum idiot.
ICEY
I'm the idiot? Says the one who has us trapped in space!
The Two begin arguing back and fourth until a noise is heard
MIKEY
What was that…?
ICEY
I'll check the radar
Icey scopes the radar of the spaceship
ICEY
DUDE…
MIKEY
What???
ICEY
There's a UFO…
ICEY
They're trying to break in!
MIKEY
Uh oh….
ICEY
Yeah I can't hold them off any longer they're about to get in…
MIKEY
Man and all I wanted to do was make a Science Survival Guide!
ICEY
Wait… THATS IT!
MIKEY
Huh?
ICEY
WE USE SCIENCE TO FIGHT THEM OFF
MIKEY
Wait How-
ICEY
These Red & Blue Gumtubes are alien gum! So if we take one we can become aliens and they won't hurt us!
MIKEY
But you do know Space Science is permanent so if we take these we will be aliens forever…
Both ICEY & MIKEY take one of the gums
Suddenly they start glitching!!!
ICEY
WHAT- WHATS HAPPENINGGGGG
both of they're eyes glow green before finally the glitching stops!
ICEY & Mikey open the door
ICEY/MIKEY
Hi-
Before they can speak they're voices & brain stem systems turn into aliens as they foam out slime
they have an alien conversation with the aliens before they leave
ICEY
Alright bye guys!!! (Shuts door)
MIKEY
Dude!!! We aren't aliens we are Slimeliens
ICEY
What are those?
MIKEY
Basically since we are human but used the gum I guess a faulty glitch happened to where are spit is reversed with slime and with the alien stems… we are Slimeliens!
ICEY
And human at the same time…. MAN THIS IS SO COOL CANT WAIT TO TELL EVERYONE-
MIKEY
Dude no! Nobody will allow aliens on earth if anyone found out our new secret identity we would be put into a lab and tortured until we fade, then if that doesn't work we will be sent to space and live here forever!
ICEY
Dangit! I hate keeping secrets
NOAH
Dude this is the best pizza I've ever had!
MORGAN
Tell me about it the deep fried cheese and extra pepperoni's really hits different!
ICEY/MIKEY
Yeah!
Icey & Mikey take a sip of their soda only to cough & choke/spit it out… but slime spit comes out!
MORGAN
Ummm why did slime come out of you…
Uh oh
ICEY
OH UMMMMMMM-
MIKEY
WE PRANKED YOU! We just wanted to see what you guys would do haahhahahahaha (nervous laugh)
ICEY
Yeah got you! Ahahahahaha
NOAH
Cool I guess…???
MOM/GWEN
Boys! Slow down on the water it's not going anywhere
ICEY & MIKEY spit out their water a bit only for slime to come out but quickly cover it up!
DAD/DESTINY
You boys alright?
ICEY/MIKEY
YEP! (Nervously)
MOM/GWEN
Ok….???
DAD/DESTINY
So I heard your failing science class….
Uh oh
Icey & Mikey panic and accidentally start speaking alien language
MOM/GWEN
Huh…???
Gwen & Destiny get suspicious
ICEY/MIKEY
WE….
MIKEY
WE ARE STUDYING! Hah only reason we're failing is cause new assignment just started today and it's about learning on space… and we have the alien project to do right ICEY????
ICEY
Yeah… so we've been practicing speaking alien ever since we got home
ICEY
(Writing on a clipboard) we've had about 83 near falls in the past day. We really need to keep our secret safe this is not looking good
MIKEY
Yeah you're right… look Prom is on Friday and I don't want any slip ups. All the parents, teachers and admins will be at the event and one wrong move and everyone in Asbury Park knows we have Alien DNA-
ICEY
And that's the end of Icey & Mikey!
Uh oh…
Mikey leans over to the girl who's sitting next to him, Kelly.
MIKEY
Yo Kelly, I know you don't have a date for RESPECTFULLY the 6th year in a row but I'm willing to change that.
KELLY
PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME PLEASE GO UT WITH ME-
MIKEY
SURE!
KELLY
YES!
ICEY
Thanks for coming Mom & Dad.
MIKEY
Yeah we really appreciate it!
DAD/DESTINY
Of course!
MOM/GWEN
Yeah we will always support you no matter what. AND I MEAN NO MATTER WHAT!
ICEY
like no matter?
MOM/GWEN
of course!
MIKEY
So even if we got taken away-
DAD/DESTINY
IT DOES NOT MATTER! Me & your mom will go to wherever your held captive with you.
MACKLIN
Yeah. Honestly my best prom ever!
ICEY
Really…? You're a popular girl so you go to so many proms with amazing guys… so the one you had with me is the best?
MACKLIN
Look I have a secret, but since we're dates and possibly boyfriend & girlfriend we should always be truthful. I may be popular but I'm not entitled! I like a humble guy who's honest… like you.
Icey exchanges a feel bad look knowing he's not being honest
KELLY
Same. You two are the best boyfriends ever!
MACKLIN
Agreed!
Icey & Mikey both look at each other sad as the night continues.
MIKEY
Dude I feel so bad for Kelly.
ICEY
I feel the same way about Macklin. I mean I'm not trying to lie it's just this secret is way too dangerous we can't tell anyone!
ICEY
I also feel bad about lying to our parents! This night just has me feeling guilty
MIKEY
So like… what are you suggesting?
ICEY
Maybe we just say the truth…
Mikey & Icey are walking away out of the school until Macklin & Kelly shout behind them
KELLY
GUYS WAIT UP!
Mikey & Icey turn around
MACKLIN
What's wrong…?
Mikey & Icey sigh realizing it's too sad to lie.
MIKEY
Ok listen… we have to tell you something
NOW…
MIKEY
We are aliens… well specifically Slimeliens!
KELLY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH nice joke! But seriously what's wrong
ICEY
We aren't kidding..
MIKEY
Look let us tell you all what happened…
[INT. MIKEY & ICEY's STORY]
MIKEY
I can't believe Mr.Devin is giving us ANOTHER pop quiz. This is why I hate science class
ICEY
Tell me about it. Between work and enjoying life, it's been non-stop.
Just then, Mikey gets an idea excitement written all over his face.
MIKEY
Maybe we should go to space!
ICEY
(laughing) nice joke! But forreal what's your idea
MIKEY
IM NOT KIDDING! Think about it if we went to space we can be science smarties
ICEY
Dude you can't actually go
to space this isn't some tv show! (winks at camera breaking the fourth wall)
MIKEY
My Friend Julius has a spaceship cause his uncle is Dream Harkley!, Icey looks with a super shocked expression on his face
ICEY
YOU MEAN EARTH LEGEND DREAM HARKLEY? Dude he's like Elon Musk but even better!
MIKEY
See it's possible. So are you down or do you want to spend the rest of high school with stress of science!!!!.
Icey looks at Mikey, seeing the determination in his eyes.
ICEY
Alright, Mikey. I'll do it. Let's go on a spacecation.
Mikey jumps up and hugs Icey tightly.
MIKEY
Thank you, BRO! You're the best!
ICEY
Yeah cool but too tight- TOO TIGHT AHHHH
INT. DREAM HARKLEY NASA STUDIOS - HALLWAYS - DAY
Icey & Mikey are sitting at the space table, looking bored of waiting. Suddenly an employee (Penny walks towards them)
PENNY
Hi I'm Penny! Welcome to Dream Harkley studios how May I help you?
MIKEY
Hi um my friend Julius, Harkley's Kid got us passes to come here and get launched into space?.
PENNY
Ah right! Ok right this way
Penny leads Icey & Mikey to a science room with a spaceship.
PENNY
Alright you guys just step right in the spaceship and we will slowly launch you.
Icey steps in nervously while Mikey steps in with excitement.
PENNY
Alright you guys ready?
MIKEY
Yep!.
ICEY
No…. (Nervously).
MIKEY
HE's READY!.
The Two begin arguing before Penny pushes the button and they are launched!!!
ICEY/MIKEY
AHHHHHHHHHHHH (as the spaceship launches them all the way into space)
Eventually it stops and they end up on the ground exhausted
MIKEY
What the….
INT. SPACE - NIGHT
ICEY
Dude we actually made it…
MIKEY
WAHOOOOOOO LETS GOOO (celebration while Icey looks confused).
ICEY
ok so dude what do we do here… just study outer space?
MIKEY
I guess…?? Take out our notebooks
ICEY
Uhhh why would I have them..?
Uh oh…
MIKEY
(Searches bag aggressively) DUDE NOOOOO WE DON'T HAVE THE NOTEBOOKS OR ANY FOOD, WATER ETC THIS BACKPACK IS EMPTY!!!
(Icey gulps).
ICEY
So we're in space with no food, no water, nothing to help us..?
MIKEY
Yep….
(The Two Brothers look nervous as we head to commercial break)
INT. SPACE - SPACESHIP - NIGHT
MIKEY
(Pacing back and fourth) dude we are gonna die!!! And be trapped in space forever where nobody will find us!
ICEY
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
MIKEY
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW TO BE FOCUSED?!
ICEY
DUDE WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE!
MIKEY
Ok I'll check for any way out.
(ICEY goes to check to)
INT. SPACE - SPACESHIP- ONE HOUR LATER
MIKEY
All I found was a bunch of glowing gums… they're red & blue.?
ICEY
OOOOO GIVE ME ONE…
Mikey slaps Icey's hand
MIKEY
NO! You don't just eat space gum idiot.
ICEY
I'm the idiot? Says the one who has us trapped in space!
The Two begin arguing back and fourth until a noise is heard
MIKEY
What was that…?
ICEY
I'll check the radar
Icey scopes the radar of the spaceship
ICEY
DUDE…
MIKEY
What???
ICEY
There's a UFO…
MIKEY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ICEY
CALM DOWN! We won't get attacked by Aliens
MIKEY
Yes we will AHHHHHHHHHHH
ICEY
OK FIRST LOCK ALL THE DOORS!
MIKEY
I CAN'T IM TOO NERVOUS-
ICEY
JUST DO IT!!!!
Mikey runs to lock all the doors fast while panicking
MIKEY
OK WHAT DO WE DO NOW??
ICEY
Just stay calm… Aliens sense fear according to , , AlienGlooGum.gov-
MIKEY
I GET IT!
More banging noises can be heard
ICEY
They're trying to break in!
MIKEY
Uh oh….
INT. SPACE - SPACESHIP - NIGHT
ICEY
Yeah I can't hold them off any longer they're about to get in…
MIKEY
Man and all I wanted to do was make a Science Survival Guide!
ICEY
Wait… THATS IT!
MIKEY
Huh?
ICEY
WE USE SCIENCE TO FIGHT THEM OFF
MIKEY
Wait How-
ICEY
These Red & Blue Gumtubes are alien gum! So if we take one we can become aliens and they won't hurt us!
MIKEY
But you do know Space Science is permanent so if we take these we will be aliens forever…
ICEY
Well we have to make a decision so what's it gonna be
The Banging gets louder…
MIKEY
OK FINE!
Both ICEY & MIKEY take one of the gums
Suddenly they start glitching!!!
ICEY
WHAT- WHATS HAPPENINGGGGG
both of they're eyes glow green before finally the glitching stops!
ICEY
Did… did it work?
MIKEY
I don't know… let's open the door
The Banging Continues
ICEY & Mikey open the door
ICEY/MIKEY
Hi-
Before they can speak they're voices & brain stem systems turn into aliens as they foam out slime
they have an alien conversation with the aliens before they leave
ICEY
Alright bye guys!!! (Shuts door)
MIKEY
Dude!!! We aren't aliens we are Slimeliens
ICEY
What are those?
MIKEY
Basically since we are human but used the gum I guess a faulty glitch happened to where are spit is reversed with slime and with the alien stems… we are Slimeliens!
ICEY
And human at the same time…. MAN THIS IS SO COOL CANT WAIT TO TELL EVERYONE-
MIKEY
Dude no! Nobody will allow aliens on earth if anyone found out our new secret identity we would be put into a lab and tortured until we fade, then if that doesn't work we will be sent to space and live here forever!
ICEY
Dangit! I hate keeping secrets
MIKEY
Look now that they think were on our side we can use The UFO to get back home
ICEY
What if they ask why if aliens live up here?
MIKEY
Then let's just say it's to invade earth as a 2 Person mission!
ICEY
Ok!
INT. ASBURY PARK - BOARDWALK - NIGHT
Ferris Wheels are on, colorful lights, food courts, etc
ICEY
Well I guess we made it back to earth aye ok!
Mikey replies eating a footlong extra vegetables
MIKEY
yeah- EUGHHHH THIS IS DISGUSTING (spits it out for slime to come out)
ICEY
DUDE! Watch your spit, like you said we can't get caught being Slimeliens
MIKEY
Sorry that is just disgusting… Pizza?
ICEY
Yeah sure!
The Two walk down the boardwalk as the story ends…
KELLY
Wait so you're not lying?
Mikey & ICEY shake their heads no.
MACKLIN
Why didn't you tell us?
MIKEY
Cause this is a massive secret. If it gets out the government will take us away
KELLY
Wait guys- (Kelly points to the camera on the wall)
KELLY
WE SAID THAT ON CAMERA!!!!
[TO BE CONTINUED]