Okay the second and final part of the Prologue, before we get to the Pilot. Here Adam is talking to Charlie and Vaggie, both of which realise who he is. Adam will be hesitant to join first and even more so when he sees what guest they currently have staying with them, but in the end he'll join.
"Guilty of Genocide"
"Overall Lack of Heaven Qualities."
"Fall down to Hell."
"WASTEFUL!!!"
Adam jumped again panting with that. What the hell was that? That last word was never said. Was that his new way of judging himself, he's quite used to that. He sighs and wipes his eyes as he sits up, tired and confused. He had no idea where he was. It was some red room and looked as rich as a diamond. There was a painting on the wall, wait is that Lucifer? And...No he can't think of her, he sighs and looks away from the painting, feeling agony in his heart.
"Good Your awake!"
He looked up and saw a woman. A blonde woman wearing a red tuxedo, had blonde hair, yellow and red eyes and a smile that would light the whole of Earth. He felt the urge to smile back, but couldn't not when so much hate had filled his heart. She seemed to notice this and her smile faltered a bit. He shook his head and sighed as he gave a small smile back, she quickly regained her delightful smile afterwards and started speaking about herself,
"Hello I'm Charlie Morningstar. Daughter of Lucifer and Lilith Morningstar. I found you unconscious on the floor after the Extermination had just finished. It's been about a day since. Do you have issues? Amnesia? Migraines? Temperamental Blindness?"
Charlie started nagging and checking over him. He was getting annoyed and repulsed by her ramblings so he pushed her away, "I'm fine thank you. *Gets up slowly in a lot of pain* Now how do I get out of here *But falls and wines in pain as he falls down*" Charlie holds him up, "Probably not a good thing to do here, you're still in a lot of pain, but I can bring downstairs if that'd make you more comfortable, Adam."
Adam looked shocked, she knew who he was. Shit. She knew he was the Exorcist leader then and could be thinking of a way to kill him with all her demon buddies. Then it finally clicked, she was Lucifer and her daughter. She even told him that and he didn't register it before. He really is a dumbass. Oh well, she seems to be better than her mother and less ridiculous then her father.
Adam sighed and decided to talk to her, "You know my name." Charlie smiled and said, "Yes, you're Adam the First human, I recognise the clothes of the Exorcist leader. I know of our family's history with you, but I don't hold grudges *Smiles even brighter* I'm sure you'll get acquainted with everyone here and-" Adam cuts her off knowing where this is going, "Whoa whoa whoa missy. I never said I was staying here. I don't even know where here fucking is. So can you at least explain that." She smiles and says, "This is the Hazbin Hotel, my idea of a rehabilitation hotel for sinners that deserve and want redemption so they can escape the Extermination."
She keeps rambling on about it, but Adam has zoned her out by now. Hell. He really was in hell. He can barely bear that fact. How dare Sera send him down here with all these losers and freaks? He's fricking Adam. He's the first human, did that none mean anything anymore. He saw her as his mother, she treated him as such. Why? Why is she treating him in such a way now?
He shakes out of the thought and brings himself back to the Hell World. He's in a new room now, some sort of living room I guess now, Charlie still holding him up so he can't fall. She then leads him over to the first person in the room, "Adam this is Angel Dust, our first attendee. Angel introduce yourself."
The freaky White-Spider looking Demon smirks at him slyly, wait don't spiders ha-, "Sup Handsome I'm Angel Dust, or Angel, But you can call whatever you want to baby~~~" Adam had to jump away from that demon as he was really freaking him out and gulped as he slowly nodded. Then he got ticked off as the Spider Demon interrupted his thoughts to say something so stupid oh whatever. "I'm also a Film Star, the best kind of film star~~~~ Im sure you'd like what I have to offer~~~ On Camera and Without~~~"
Okay, he really wanted to get away from this demon and he is sure Charlie understood as she led him away from the demon, chuckling nervously, leading him towards...Shit!!!
Vaggie was minding her own business. After a long and forgettable conversation with Angel about some stupid movie he's working on she just wanted to chill. Unfortunately for her, Charlie walks into the room and with her is...No! It can't be him...Not, not him. The one man in her life she trusted with her heart, Adam!! 'That dickbag is down here? Ha, serves him right' Vaggie thought. Completely overcome by hatred at this point, she just hoped Charlie wouldn't bring him over to her. Curse her inability in being able to tell Charlie she's an Angel cause this is gonna be really bad, worse, a trainwreck. She sighed, saw Charlie bringing him over and with a Quick Look at his face, well mask, it was clear he was just as uncomfortable and already recognised her.
Charlie immediately started to speak, "Adam, this is Vaggie, she's my girlfriend *Adam looked confused at that, but Vaggie knew it wasn't him being homophobic it was him not knowing she was bi*. Vaggie, meet Adam, the first human alive."
They both chuckle and smile at each other awkwardly as they then perceive to give the most awkward handshake of all time. Vaggie started off, slowly, "Ummm...H-How you doing?" Adam seems to have gulped nervously after realising he has to talk to her, "U-Uh great, really great, better than great actually, fantastic, wonderful, better." Okay this won't be easy.
Charlie seems to have walked away so she can chat with Angel so luckily she won't be hearing much of their conversation, "Vaggie," Adam brings back her attention to him, "I-I'm sorry...F-For what happened, I-I just was s-so angry in that moment. A-Another betrayal," Another one? Wait there were more and his tone hinted at more than just stranded exorcists, "Anyway *sighs* I better let you get back to whatever you were doing."
Vaggie isn't given a chance to reply as Adam had already walked back over to Charlie. She sighed, this was gonna be a long period.
"Why The Trouble My Dear?"
She turns and screams as Alastor appears out of nowhere, "You fucking prick!!" Throws a bottle at him which he easily dodged, "Don't sneak up on a gal like that!!" Very pissed.
"It seems you knows our newest guest yes...Hmmm...A pats lover maybe? Hmmm"
Alastor got very close to her as she just groaned and pushed him away, "None of your business, Asshole." then walked away angrily. Alastor just rolled his eyes and looked at their newest guest, he might need to have a chat with him.
Adam eventually got out of the room and sighed. God that was so uncomfortable for him. Seeing a past lo-Acquaintance, a weird gay hooker, a Bartender furry and a Psychopathic janitor. What other weird demons must he meet today.
"Why did you leave the fun Darling?!!!"
He turned and saw...Yep that takes the cake. The cannibalistic, sociopathic, grinning deer demon that heaven has tried to get Adam to exterminate for years, but he could just never find him, it didn't help they didn't even tell him his name.
He then realises he was rambling in his head too long and asked, "sorry repeat that."
" *Sighs* I said I'm Alastor and I would like to know your name, sir. So what is thine name?"
Never once does he loose that grin, it pisses and frightens Adam so much, he can't even read this person because of their stupid grin. Oh well, he might as well answer him, "Adam, the first human."
"Oh right the Reason behind the Exterminations of Thousands OF OUR PEOPLE *Laughing it off* I mean it's quality entertainment."
Okay this radio demon was really starting to piss Adam off and if he were to try anything, he should know why not to mess with him. The Radio Demon then left, he had no idea why he was here still. Probably to introduce himself, oh well. Now it's time for him to just go back to his room and forget about all th-
"ADAM WAIT UP!!!"
Oh great, Lilith's daughter is back, what does she want now.
"I wanted *panting* I wanted to ask *Panting* I wanted to ask if you were staying"
That's right he had said he didn't know if he was staying or not. Did he really want to chance it out there. By no means, does he believe in redemption, but oh well, he doesn't really have another choice does he, "*groans in fustration.*I don't have anywhere else, so I guess Princess."
The Princess then squealed and said something about he wouldn't regret this before running out. God help keep that child's innocence as the world was gonna ruin her.
He made his way back to his room and pulled out something on his bed. It was a crate and it came with a note,
"Found this beside you as it dropped once the fire had stopped - Charlie!!"
Adam eye rolled, but decided to open it out of pure curiosity and saw well another note,
"To keep safe in Hell -Emily and Sera."
Sera. SERA!!! The bitch that left him down here. He was gonna burn them all he sweared to god, but then he thought about it and sighed, he'd never be able to do it, even with how bitter and cold he had become, he wouldn't ever be able to kill Sera, especially not when Emily was still here, she still needed someone.
He sighed again and looked inside the box. He saw two long katana like Blades, but with some blue aura around it. Two Bayonetta like Pistols and a well, a new mask,
"OH FUCK YEAH I GET TO BE DEADPOOL!!!"
He goes to take off his mask and put on this one, but holds it and his hand shakes. Nope he can't do it and sees he can just put the mask over the one he has now. Oh well, it's slightly uncomfortable, but as long as he doesn't have to take off his comfort mask he's fine. This is cool though, he wonders what little misadventures he's gonna get on now then.
Maybe tomorrow will really be,
A FUCKIN HAPPY DAY IN HELLLLL!!!!!
Okay I decided to change certain stuff last minute, so a lot feels shoe-horned in I guess.
First Alastor and the others, I did say before this was set before the Pilot, but I couldn't bring myself to do so, so I'm not doing the Pilot next chapter we're going straight into Episode 1.
Next, well the obvious thing, Deadpool? Well I just recently watched both Deadpool films, and when I say recent I mean literally like an hour before writing this final part and just thought Adam could be a weird, but really good Deadpool and it won't be truly like Deadpool as he's well trying to redeem himself so he won't just go around murdering sinners, well he might at the start, but later on into the story he'll start to get bet-
Adam: Hey Viewers, it's your chad Adam showing the new chatting format. This is what it'll look like from now on so you're not confused. Personally I preferred it better the other way, less paragr- Oh right you were going on a tangent about me sorry for disrupting you, carry on."
Well *clears thought* After that...I'm not even speaking I don't know why this is happening. Oh well I'm just gonna end this now and hope you all enjoyed it.