Afterdreamer Productions Presents…
A Pitch to Disney or Any Cartoon Publishers like Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon… ANYBODY really :)
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Based on the Main Two Characters of ''Don Darvelio's Secret/Alegrijes Y Rebujos' ' : Alfonso and Sofia…
Plus an Original Character…
To Show Disney's "Primos" how to do a REAL MEXICAN AMERICAN CARTOON!
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"Mi Amigo, Guber: Pitch 2, A Black History Month Valentine's Day Special"
By Johnny Sanchez
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Before we continue, here are the houses inside Villa Mill (The House Guber's Dad is paying for with all these families inside… At least in this episode)
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(Guber/Dempsey Plex's House: Across to Sofia's, next to Bathroom 1, then the Doorway Hall, and then the Kitchen/Dining Hall)
Father: (Dario/Mario/Lucas) Plex
Stepmother: (Marie/Marienette) Sunside
Son: Dempsey "Guber" Plex (Mexican American???)
(Info: Guber's Father works as an IT Tech Support Helper. Guber would like yo steer away from the business, but instead would like to find a job without going to college.)
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(Sofia's House: Straight from Guber's, next to Bathroom 2, and Staircase-Up to Level 2 with Staircase-Down to 6-Car Garage)
Father: (Pedro/Pancho)
Mother: (Maria/Marisol)
Eldest Son: Bruno
Younger Daughter: Sofia
Cousin: Eddy (Different Clan from Sofia and Bruno)
(Info: Sofia is a Good Egg among her family, however, with the addition of Eddy, she's not alone. Her mom works as a Chef while her Dad works as a Mechanic. Bruno plays soccer while Eddy is a Drummer.)
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(Alfonso's House: Perpendicular to Sofia's and Parallel to Guber's, next to Living Room and Staircase to Air Conditioning, Heater, Plumbing and Ventilation systemically mezzanine.)
Father: (Hector/Vicente)
Uncle: (Leon/Paco)
Mother: (Lupe/Eva)
Son: Alfonso
(Info: Being an only son means Alfonso has to prove more than anything in order to not be replaced. Alfonso sometimes works double to not get into any situation where his parents and uncle would scrap him into the deep. Luckily, they focus on Guber.)
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And now… More Houses!
(NEW!! Chocolat's House: Floor 2; above Alfonso's House, next to Master Solar/Oil Generator Closet)
Father: Andre
Mother: Gigi
Eldest Daughter: Chocolat
Baby Brother: Ham
(Info: Not even a part of Mexican Heritage, though willing to comply, Chocolat's Father will do anything to get a house for his family, even if it means, living with Mexicans. And already, Chocolat's Father HATES Guber.)
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(NEW!! Alfredo's House: Floor 2; Third Door from Chocolat's, behind the Support Beam, and across the Staircase-Down to Level 1)
Dad: Keith (Caucasian)
Mom: Cherry (Caucasian)
Adopted Son: Alfredo (Italian)
(Info: Running away from Cherry's Parents hunting them down, the two lovers adopted an Italian Boy and lives with Mr Plex and everyone eating off of him. Alfredo may be a happy guy, but he's the constant anchor and pillar of the family whenever they get into fights.)
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(Today Presents: He got Peanut Butter on my Chocolat)
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Settings: Varsity Park City (Anaheim/Mickey Mouse City)
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Remastered Setting Context: Villa Mill, August 8, 200X (Still Working on it) 5:45 AM.
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Sofia starts to have a nightmare where she gets picked on by her family and friends. What seems like an hour of tormenting, passed as a Silhouette with a white outline helped Sofia and behind the shadow was Guber, controlling that Savior like a Puppet.
Sofia wakes up at 5:40 AM ready to take on the day as she gets up and walks to the Living Room, as she expected Guber to be there, watching Student News.
But something also surprised her… Her cousin, Eddy, was also there, watching the News for kids.
Sofia: Eddy, que estas haciendo aqui?
Eddy: Oh, hey. I'm just watching TV.
Sofia: Guber, what's the news about?
Guber doesn't reply, but instead, points at the TV with minimum volume.
Newscaster: Today is Black History Month, and it's getting close to Valentine's Day, so don't forget to celebrate with a love that you like at your local school! And never forget the history of African Americans!
Sofia was puzzled, but regardless would like to celebrate Valentine's Day as she heads to Alfonso's Room, which by her surprise, Alfonso already came out.
Alfonso: Hola, Sofia.
Sofia: Buenos Dias! How are you doing?
Alfonso: Doing good, I get that Guber is right there by the TV?
Sofia: Yeah.
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Meanwhile, Guber hatched a Pill into his drink and drank it. Eddy caught notice and decided to speak up.
Eddy: Guber? What is that?
Guber gave the Pill Tub to Eddy who reads… "Methamphetamine".
Eddy: (Whispering and Screaming at the same time) YOU EAT CRYSTALS?!
Guber takes the tub back as Sofia and Alfonso return.
Eddy: (whispering loudly) Sophie! Alfie! THIS DUDE HAS CRYSTAL METH FOR MEDICINE!
Sofia: I'm pretty sure it's medical…
Eddy: Medical Meth?
Alfonso: Yeah, doctors prescribe it to people not normal to you and me. I dunno what Guber has to need some.
A voice: Will you guys shut up…? I'm trying to sleep…
The voice revealed to be the eldest daughter of the new family, Chocolat.
Alfonso: Perdon, but it's about to be time to wake up.
Guber goes to his minifridge and unlocks it, getting out five cold Orange Sodas. He handed one to Eddy, then Alfonso, then Sofia and was about to hand one to Chocolat.
Chocolat: Why are you handing me it?
Eddy: I think he told me the color and taste to help you wake up is Orange.
Chocolat: Orange?
Eddy: Naranja… Orange.
Chocolat sighs as she's been told to stay away from Guber, but opens the can and begins drinking, enjoying the soda.
Chocolat: This is nice…
Guber nods as he locks his Minifridge, but not before he gets a big box of Lasagna. And he puts it in the commercial heat wave oven. And that's when he lured in another New Member of Villa Mill. Meet Alfredo!
Alfredo: Is it time for Breakfast?
Guber nods. As Five Minutes Later, the Lasagna had fully warmed up and was piping hot. It was as big as a cake for Mexican Parties with friends and family over. Guber cuts the Lasagna into pieces serving each kid and himself. Chocolat sighed as she digs in. Meanwhile, Alfredo was enjoying it deeply.
Alfredo: This is amazing! What brand is it?
Guber: (After twenty seconds of silence and friends eating)... … … … Brooklyn's Best…
Eddy, Chocolat and Alfredo stared at Guber.
Alfonso: Yeah, este niño can talk.
Sofia: He spoke with us during summer school.
Chocolat: Well, that's new… I… like your voice…?
Guber: And I like your name.
Chocolat's Heart pumped faster at the compliment.
Alfredo: Any drinks? I want a Japanese Drink if you don't mind.
Guber: I'm fresh out of Japanese Soda, it'll take me a week to restock…
Alfredo: Awwwwwwwwww… I miss the days where I lived in hotels…
Guber: Knowing your parents you didn't have any options. So my guess is earning my dad's loan saved your life.
Chocolat: Why couldn't we buy a house over here…?
Guber: Rent is expensive here in Cali. It's either live with the good weather or freeze and burn wherever you go. Be happy this is NOT that city up there with somebody living amongst cousins.
Eddy: But aren't WE cousins.
Guber: We're only cousins at heart and bondage, and please, let's finish eating, there's always more.
The group eats until the clock strikes 6:00 AM.
Chocolat: That hit the spot…
Alfonso: Tell me about it… what was the meat?
Guber: Just Sauteed Mushrooms, Roast Ground Beef with Irish and Vienna Sausages.
Eddy: (holds his belly) You sure are a Gourmet King, Guber.
Sofia: This guy KNOWS how to order!
Alfonso: But I'm afraid our parents will wake up soon…
The kids sighed.
Guber: I might as well pack up, I don't want to waste time letting the Donut Shop cool down their piping hot cocoa.
The Kids: Hot Cocoa?!
Guber: They call it Gorilla Beans. It's a Hot Cocoa brewed with Mexican Chocolate and Vanilla with Marshmallows Melted below a toaster, sprinkled with Cinnamon and Coffee Powder. It's pricey, but with my money, I can get all of you some.
The Kids cheered.
Guber: Well then, prepare yourselves. We need to go before school comes.
The Kids prepare themselves, after five minutes or so, but not after 6:10 AM that they left with their school Backpacks and walked to the donut shop, a few zigzags to school, approximately 0.8 Miles.
Meanwhile the parents wake up without their children, a few of them scrambling to look for them, frantically. That was until Guber's Dad came out and announced today's Gorilla Beans Day, the day where they slash the price to $1.50 a Big Cup each.
Chocolat's Father: (groans) Why does my daughter hang out with that kid?!
Guber's Father: I'm pretty sure it's just Guber being friendly.
Chocolat's Father: No child of mine is gonna meet with a boy like that!
Guber's Father: With all due respect, do not doubt my son like that ever again. He may be that pigment that is unacceptable to people like you.
Chocolat's Father: AND YOU'RE GONNA START IT, TOO?!
Alfonso's Father: Leave him be, Plex, if he wanted to find a better home, he'd better move out and find another one! Because people like him aren't welcomed here!
Chocolat's Father: WHY YOU LITTLE!
Guber's Father: ENOUGH! Why don't we stick to the fact that our children do not know what racial difference is?! Guber knows the difference because of the news, and not the popular media that surrounds the truth! Now if you both don't mind, either we stick together, or I sell the house!
Chocolat and Alfonso's Fathers: ….
Guber's Father: Good…
After a while, Sofia's Mother began cooking for the family and it was easier since the children weren't here. Which meant a free soda for Bruno, that was if his mom allowed it, which wasn't possible. And soon, the mothers started conversations about life, their husbands and their children, some rather focusing on Alfonso and his uncle, and possibly Ham, Chocolat's baby brother as the mother feeds him. Today, Ham was having Bacon and Pineapple. Why?
Here's how Ham got his name.
Ham was a baby with teeth, still hasn't been given a name. He was putting things in his mouth, that was until he had his hands on a slice of Honey Ham, and he ate a slice enjoying some. When they tried feeding him anything else, he cried until they bought the new baby food that tastes like Ham. It seems he likes Pork, and more Pork. The name sticks to him as Ham.
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Nothing much happened to the kids as they all had fun, despite the fact that Guber was Dempsey for the time being.
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Chocolat's Father walked into the Operator Room, finding Guber's Father.
Chocolat's Father: Mr Plex…
Guber's Father: Hello, Andre.
Andre: Sorry for overreacting…
Mr Plex: We've all been there.
Andre: I know it hurts me to even say this, but I'm sorry, for real.
Mr Plex: For what, exactly?
Andre: Dissing your son.
Mr Plex: Andre, you know my son doesn't see race. He sees people like you and me. People as normal as him. He doesn't discriminate. He loves everyone despite his attitude.
Andre: I believe so it's true… But as you can see, it's grown into me about people with his pigment. It's not easy for me accepting… is it Guber or Dempsey?
Mr Plex: Whichever you prefer.
Andre: I'll stick to the children's favorite; Guber… It's not easy for me to accept Guber, despite what they try to do to me back in my hometown… As you can see, they weren't that accepting…
Mr Plex: Andre… Black Lives DO Matter. And that's one of the beliefs ingrained into my son. And even though some people aren't accepting you, even if they're your own race when people like us would do anything for you, you must understand the definition of acceptance varies within everybody. Even here. Now, I was just kidding about kicking everyone out, though please understand that we do not need a civil war in the house. I appreciate the apology, but today you will stick with me. Personally, I have mixed feelings about my own race too, as you possibly could tell about the Grumpies I rented to, except Keith and You.
Andre: What race are you?
Mr Plex: I am a Multi Breed of Caucasian, Latino, and the African Gene which is found by the Caribbean Islands. Which is why my skin looks a bit light gray, but my son has it worse… Now, I'm sure you know we Latinos can be extremely crazy, but I'm keeping my rage under control. But whatever these guys do, just know that they're constantly joking even though the words selected can be offensive, sometimes. Just know we accept you for who you are, no matter what the other states say or done to you.
Andre: Thank you. I'm starting to think I'm warming up to this family…. … By the way, why is your son known as Guber?
Mr Plex: It's his favorite brand of Peanut Butter. Now I know your daughter's named after chocolate, specifically in French. Mind explaining?
Andre: We won a trip to France, and my wife gave birth to Chocolat in a hospital over there, and they were joking about my daughter, calling her Chocolate… But Chocolat stuck with her… I didn't have any other options, she stuck to the name and responded to nothing more. She had a taste of Dutch and French Chocolate, and she couldn't have enough, but she also liked Vanilla.
Mr Plex: Vanilla?
Andre: The White Bar.
Mr Plex: Andre that's White Chocolate. Cocoa Butter is made from the same plant and fruit. It's not as potent as Chocolate but it tastes good, regardless.
Andre: Ah… But regardless, she stuck to the name Chocolat… There was nothing more I can do.
Mr Plex: At least I know I'm not the only Father with children named after food. Don't get me wrong, my son is still named Dempsey, but deep in his heart, Guber is sealed within him.
Andre: What's the difference?
Mr Plex: Dempsey is more like his prison name… Where Guber is like a New Ticket to Life.
Andre: Well then. It's an honor to live with you.
Mr Plex: It's an honor living with you, Andre.
Andre looked at the Security Footage and realized that Chocolat had been spying on Guber from time to time, while Guber sometimes looked back and then away at the TV.
Andre: Mr Plex, You got Guber on my Chocolat.
Mr Plex: Oh yeah? Well, you got Chocolat on my Guber.
The two men grinned with pride.
Andre and Mr Plex: Congratulations!
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Settings: 3:45 PM, Villa Mill
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Chocolat lays down on the couch feeling blue.
Alfredo: What happened to HER?
Sofia: Her crush denied her… Poor girl…
Alfonso: Honestly, the crush can beat it… He doesn't deserve her for this stupid decision of dating popular girls only…
Guber plays on the computer, perpendicular to the TV.
Chocolat: I guess Popularity is what matters in this school… I'm so sorry, Steve…
Guber: Forget about him.
Chocolat: Huh…?
Guber: News got out on Spacebook, Steve got denied and then his mate got denied…
Eddy: Wow…
Guber: Mala Suerte… This King and Queen Bee system needs to milk its honey and dispatch the hive…
Chocolat: It's not like the Popularity Chain can be broken…
Guber: Maybe not, but I know how exactly can we break the chains of the celebrities… though it'll take me some time to calculate…
Chocolat: What are you planning to do…?
Guber: Let's begin with Steve and Caitlyn… I wanna drench them with Olive Oil and roll them off the halls… next we aim for Lexus and Adrian… I don't know how many are fighting, but it's time to pick up the sword and shield and decapitate these Hydra Beasts… Vamonos a exterminar estos locos…
Eddy: Well, I wish you the best of luck…
Guber: Anything for Chocolat's Revenge…
Chocolat: Anything…?
Guber: Anything.
Chocolat: Well, wanna be… My Valentine's this year?
Guber: (Silence for a few seconds) Why not? I can surely use some sweetness in my life.
The kids celebrated.
Meanwhile, in the hallway to Guber's House Room.
Andra and Mr Plex: Congratulations.
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Credits:
Written by Jorge "Johnny Sanchez" Garcia Rodriguez…
Animation Style by Disney Television Animation (Star Vs The Forces of Evil)...
Starring Voices:
Breanna Yde (Ronnie Anne from Loud House) as Sofia
Matt Stone or Brandon Zambrano (The Mexican Joker from South Park and Diego from Go! Diego! Go!, respectively) as Alfonso
Michael Jones (Max from Camp Camp) as Guber/Dempsey
AND NOW!!
Chris Houghton (Cricket Green from Big City Greens) as Eddy
Cree Summers (Cree Lincoln from Codename: Kids Next Door) as Chocolat
Arianna Ratner (Sorbet Shark Cookie from Cookie Run: Kingdom) as Alfredo
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