Life As A Chaldean Master

The Fastest of Them All


*Inside The Simulation Room*

"*Blows A Whistle* Welcome everyone to the first ever Chaldea race competition featuring Chaldea's fastest individuals! I'm your host, the beautiful Majestic Nero Claudius, here to present you with this year's contestants! Who will be the fastest of them all? They all like to brag about speed and their abilities. But now, today's the day where we all come together to determine the true winner of this competition!" Nero exclaimed through the Microphone.

The crowd in the stands were clapping and cheering as the main contestants appeared, the fast Servants and the Blue Speedy Hedgehog making their way towards the Start Line one by one. The Blue Hedgehog waves hello to the crowd, who happens to be the Servants.

"Alright, whose idea was it for this to happen in the first place?" Da Vinci (Rider) questioned

"Don't look at us; for once, we had no involvement with doing this. But it's still cool this is happening nevertheless." Alexander replies

"*Eating Cotten Candy* I have a good feeling who'll win this race today. Good thing I betted on them earlier." Ibaraki commented

"This event will either go ahead without any issues or something stupid will happen. I wouldn't be surprised if the second option is the correct answer at this point." Izo predicted

"Chaldea is already a crazy place with the amount of Servants inside and the shenanigans that happen daily. Don't know why you're even guessing it." Consort Yu said

"Now then, ladies and gentlemen! Let's introduce the racers who'll be partaking in this race today! Our first contestant is the soldier who participated in the Trojan War, Achiollies!" Nero introduced

"*Walking Up To The Starting Line, Cracking His Knuckles. Crowd Cheering For Him* Heh~ This should be a great opportunity for some exercise." Achilles

"*Sees Achilles As Anger Fuels Her* That bastard!" Penthesilea Getting Angry

"Calm your ass down, would you? Would you like to know the reason everything goes to shit?" Meltryllis exclaimed

"Our next contestant is the famous huntress in Greek Mythology, also known as the Chaste Huntress. Ladies and gentlemen, Atalanta!" Nero claimed

"*Walks Besides Achilles With A Straight Face* Hmmm..."

"Hey, what's up with the motionless face? Scared to lose today?" Achilles calls out

"Not a chance; I'm here for one thing: to defeat him in his own game! I have known him for a long time, and today marks the end of his reign! I'll make sure I'll defeat him in his own game! Mark my words!" Atalanta claimed

"Now you're talking, I'm pretty sure that's everyone's mindset today. It'll be a considerable achievement if someone manages to beat him for the first time." Achilles replies

"Our third contestant is the Ninja and Shrine Maiden with an unknown background to her name. Everyone, presenting to you all, Mochizuki Chiyome!" Nero exclaimed

"*Appears From a Cloud Of Smoke Right Next To Atalanta* I am gratefully honored to be a part of this special event," Chiyome said

"Don't get too comfortable that this will be an easy race. We still got a couple more to reveal themselves to the crowd." Achilles said

"I'll do everything I can in power to ensure victory. One way or another." Chiyome replies

"Our fourth contestant is a member of the Twelve Paladins! The White Featherd Knight, Bradamante!" Nero introduced

"And there she is; I hoped to hear her name eventually," Charlegmage said

"Yeah! You got this cousin! Show them what you're made of!" Astolfo shouted from the stains

"Ugh... Why did I even sit beside you with how loud you are..." Jeanne Alter commented

"*Walks Towards The Starting Line With The Other Three* Well, well, looks like an All-Star race here. May the best one win, and most importantly, let's have fun!" Bradamante stated

"I see you're in a good mood today, Feathered Knight. But that won't last very long, I would say." Atalanta said

"There could only be one winner, in this case, Knight," Chiyome stated

"And I'll do my absolute best to bring victory to His Majesty, no matter what it takes!" Bradamante exclaimed

"Now, here comes the main person of this show," Achilles said

"And now, the moment you've all been waiting for! The Hedgehog who comes from a different world with a purpose to run fast! Servants of all kinds, I give our very own Master! Sonic The Hedgehog!" Nero exclaimed

"*Clapping For Sonic* I was wondering when Sonic will show up," Gudao said

"Let's see what he has and what it takes to take on those speedy Servants as well," Gudako adds up

"You got this, Senpai! I believe in you!" Mash cheered

The crowd cheers as a Blue streak comes zooming in and stops right next to the other racers as Sonic The Hedgehog reveals himself, stretching his body and waving toward the Servants. Sonic looks at his opponents and smirks

"Heh~ You may be Servants with great abilities, but you are no match in the game of speed!" Sonic stated

"Talk all you want, Sonic. We won't go easy on you this time around." Bradamante stated

"Don't think I will give you an easy pass just because you're a hedgehog. We dealt with many animal-related enemies in the past." Achilles said

"You make it sound like we're trying to kill Sonic here..." Atalanta commented

"It would be a great honor if I managed to overtake my own Master in this race. A good achievement, mind you." Chiyome said

"We shall see how everything goes, Chiyome. But I still won't be going easy either." Sonic replies

"With all our racers finally announced! It's time for a race that will never be forgotten!" Nero exclaimed

"Just get to the point already! People have things in their life to do after this!" Medb shouted from the stand

"Dude... So uncool... *Sighs* Alright, let's get this over with..." Nero said

"Are you ready, everyone? All the Servants and Master?" Johanna asks

"We're all ready, Johanna. Count us down." Sonic replies

"Wonderful! Ready... Set... GO-"

Before she could even say go, everyone dashed away as the race officially began. The Servants cheered and clapped for them as they took off to see who was the fastest.

"*Taps Meltryllis On Her Arm* Where's your giant sister? Haven't seen her since we got here." Kintoki asks

"*Smiles At Him WIthout Saying A Thing*"

"I don't like that look you're giving me..."


Obstacle 1: Mud Floor

As usual, Sonic was in the lead and blared through the race with no issues. With confidence in himself, he knew he had this race in the bag again. However, he didn't expect that there was going to be a surprise ahead of him.

"*Looking Back To See The Others Behind A Good Distance* Hehe! Come on, guys, step it up!" Sonic stated

As everything seemed to be going well for the Hedgehog, he suddenly slipped and fell into a mud pool, his body covered in mud from the fall.

"Hey?! What's the big deal?! No one told me there would be obstacles in this race!" Sonic exclaimed while covered in mud

"*Appears Behind A Tree With A Couple of Other Servants As Well* Sorry, Master, but things here will be different." Medea Lily said

"Hahaha! Master looks so funny like that!" Voyager laughed

"Hehe~ If only I had brought my camera and taken a picture of you like this, Senpai," BB stated

"*Slowly Getting Up Wiping His Face* Alright you three... Did Nero ask you to plant obstacles for this race?" Sonic asks

"That's correct; a normal race would've been less exciting to see, so Nero came to us for our help to make the race more "Exciting" in her words." Medea Lily replies

"We thought it'd be a good idea to help out! It'll be more fun for you and the others!" Voyager excited

"I see... And why BB out of all people?" Sonic confuse

"Cause why not? I love to see my Senpai. Get into predicaments as he always does! This is no different!" BB replies

"No wonder why no one takes you seriously around Chaldea..." Sonic commented

Soon, the other racers catch up to Sonic as they notice the mud in front of them, and Achilles begins to walk and take big steps over the mud. Bradamante, Chiyome, and Atalanta watch, hesitant at first.

"*Taking Big Steps Through The Mud, Dirtying His Shoes* Great... I knew I should've bathed after this race was over... Seems like you're in a pickle as well, Blue..." Achilles said

"*Trying To Run Through The Mud But Not Moving An Inch* Geez... What kind of mud is this?" Sonic confuse

"Oh, just some regular mud that I added a couple of spells onto. That way, you won't cheat your way through it just by running as usual, Sonic." Medea Lily replies

"Go figure..." Sonic and Achilles said simtaunily

"And what about you three girls? Aren't you going to continue to further just like these two now?" BB said

"I-I... Are there other ways we can use than just walking through this...?" Bradamante asks

"What? Are you already having second thoughts? Wasn't your guys' goal to defeat Sonic in his game of speed? Do you want to back down from this already?" BB assured

"Do you think I'll just back down because of a pool of mud? I've been through worse than this! I couldn't care less if my clothes got dirty just a little!" Atalanta exclaimed

"Nothing will stop me from going further as my Master taught before! I refuse to surrender and embarrass my name!" Chiyome exclaimed as well

Soon after, Atalanta, Chiyome, and Bradamanate also walked through the mud, taking significant steps while slipping and falling onto the mud. BB, Voyager, and Mdea Lily watched as the racers made it further through the mud while getting dirty throughout the ordeal. Voyager laughed at the whole ordeal in front of him. Eventually, after half an hour, Sonic was the first to reach the other side of the mud pool, his shoes, gloves, and fire covered in mud from top to bottom.

"*Clapping For Sonic* Congratulations On Reaching The End, Master! That was incredible from you!" Medea Lily happily said

"That was amazing, Master! I'm so proud of you!" Voyager said

"Well? How do you feel, Senpai? Feeling extra motivated?" BB asks

"*Looks At Her With An Annoyed Look As He Quickly Spins Around In A Twister Like Fashion, The Mud On Him No Longer Being On Him As They Came Off Of Him. Some Of The Mud Hitting BB And Medea Lily On The Face*"

"Huh?! SONIC!" Medea Lily shocked

"What the hell, Senpai?! What the hell was that for?!" BB shocked

"Oh dear... I didn't think Master did not like that..." Voyager concern

"Now, were even you two, you got?" Sonic stated

Soon, the rest make it out of the mud and are covered in mud as they attempt to clean themselves from the dirt.

"Well, this race is going interesting, I assume," Achilles commented

"*Cleaning Her Outfit* Ugh... It's the worst day yet... I feel awful already..." Bradamante said

"So much for a clean race..." Chiyome stated

"*Cleaning Her Ears From Any Mud* At least everything is over, and we can continue with this race," Atalanta assured

"Not quite a typical race yet; there's still a couple more obstacles you have to go through," BB said

"There's more?!" Achilles shocked

"We didn't want this race to be simple like you have always done. So we added some things to make it more fun." Medea Lily stated

"Don't worry, it's going to be fun!" Voyager stated

"Yeah, "fun" indeed." BB, with a sinister smile on her face

"Whatever. It's still not going to stop me from winning this! *Dashes Away*" Sonic said

"Hey! Don't let him get away!" Bradamante shouted

The rest of the other racers soon dashed away as they all continued with the race as usual. In the meantime, Medea, Lily, BB, and Voyager watch them go far away.


Obstacle 2: Slippery Road, With A Twist

With the first obstacle being completed, Sonic and the other racers generally continued their race for a while. However, the obstacle slightly affected the racers, so they all gained on one another more easily. Sonic and Atalanta were neck and neck while the others were behind them, not far from the two. As the

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Obstacle 3:


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