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(Our story begins at School, Dade walking down to class when he saw Harvey and Michelle)
Dade: Hi Harvey, Hi Michelle
Michelle: Hi Dade. How was your weekend?
Dade: My weekend was good. How about you two?
Harvey: Our weekend was good as well. We managed to get our homework done, and we got to spend some quality time with our family.
Dade: That's Nice. Anyways, we should head to class.
Michelle: Good Idea Dade, let's go so that way we don't be late.
(Harvey, Michelle, and Dade walked into class and saw Jeremy at his desk)
Jeremy: Good Morning Harvey, Michelle, and Dade!
Harvey: Morning Jeremy. How are you today?
Jeremy: I'm doing good Harvey, thanks for asking. How about you guys?
Dade: Our weekends were good as well.
Jeremy: That's Good To Hear! Well you three can take your seats and wait for everyone else to get here.
(Harvey, Michelle and Dade went to their desks. Kratz and Robbie and were already in the classroom chatting with each other)
Michelle: Hi Robbie, Hi Kratz, I'm surprised to see you two here early.
Robbie: Oh Hey Guys, and Michelle, I see what you mean. Kratz and I decided to come here early. We wanted to see if there was anything different compared to what we usually do on Monday mornings.
Kratz: To be honest, we find it a lot easier to cope with since we can get all of our books without having to deal with massive crowds in the hallways. It makes sense because we see you three do the same thing every morning. Hey Robbie, we should do this more often.
Robbie: Yeah, I Agree. Anyways, how are you three doing?
Michelle: Oh, we're doing fine. How about you two?
Kratz: Well me and Robbie got to spend some quality time together on Saturday, and on Sunday we did our homework together.
Dade: You know, it's a good idea for you two to study together. You know we should study together if we get the chance.
Harvey: Definitely Dade, we can also spend some time together.
Robbie: Well Then, I guess you three can meet me and Kratz at my house on Saturday, I'm sure my parents won't mind.
Michelle: Good Idea Robbie
(Kratz whispered something to Dade)
Kratz: Also Dade, do you think Princess, Foo, Fee, and Technobear's new seats will be change the way they act towards Harvey, considering what happened when they were in our seats.
Dade: I really hope so Kratz, but then again, we can only hope that they will not bully my best buddy once again.
(A few minutes later, when everyone arrived)
Jeremy: Good Morning Class! I hope you all had a good weekend. Anyways, we're gonna start off the class with some math. But before we do that, I'm gonna take attendance first.
(Jeremy took out the attendance sheet and started calling everyone's name)
Jeremy: Harvey
Harvey: Here
Jeremy: Fee
Fee: Here
Jeremy: Foo
Foo: Here
Jeremy: Dade
Dade: Here
Jeremy: Piri
Piri Piri: Here
Jeremy: Claire
Claire: Here
Jeremy: Kratz
Kratz: Here
Jeremy: Technobear
Technobear: Here
Jeremy: Rooter
Rooter: Here
Jeremy: Princess
Princess: Here
Jeremy: Michelle
Michelle: Here
Jeremy: Mikey
Mikey: Here
Jeremy: Kathy
Kathy: Here
Jeremy: Carly
Carly: Here
Jeremy: Sam
Sam: Here
Jeremy: Freddie
Freddie: Here
Jeremy: Gibby
Gibby: Here
Jeremy: Nevel
Nevel: Here
Jeremy: Chuck
Chuck: Here
Jeremy: Tori
Tori: Here
Jeremy: Andre
Andre: Here
Jeremy: Robbie
Robbie: Here
Jeremy: Jade
Jade: Here
Jeremy: Cat
Cat: Here
Jeremy: Beck
Beck: Here
Jeremy: And Trina
Trina: Here
Jeremy: Alright, now that that's done, let's do some math. But this time, don't raise your hand because I'm gonna be picking someone to answer the question.
(Jeremy started writing a math equation on the board)
Jeremy: Okay, the first person I will pick is Carly. So Carly, if a plus 35 plus 59 equals 153, what is the value of a?
Carly: Well first, you add 35 and 59, which gives you 94. Then, you need to subtract that from 153, which gives you 59. So, an equals 59. However, if you change the sum of the question to 59 * 2 plus 35, you will get 153 regardless.
Jeremy: That's Correct Carly! You Definitely Know You're Math! Good Job!
(Jeremy writes another equation on the board)
Jeremy: Anyways, the next question is for Harvey. So Harvey, if x plus 79 equals 14 * 13, what is the value of x?
Harvey: Well first off, 14 * 13 equals 182, so you have to subtract 79 from 182, and-
Princess: (Smirking) And you get the percentage probability of Harvey contracting in STD before he finally decides to become friends with that 4 year old crybaby, Dade, which is 103%.
(Fee, Foo, Technobear, Rooter, Mikey, Sam, Nevel, Chuck, and Jade bursted out in laughter. While Dade, Piri, Claire, Kratz, Michelle, Kathy, Carly, Freddie, Gibby, Tori, Andre, Robbie, Cat Beck, Trina, and Jeremy looked shocked. Harvey just looked at Princess with an annoyed look on his face)
Harvey: (Sighs) Classic Princess.
Jeremy: Excuse Me Princess, But What Did You Just Say?!
Princess: (Standing Up) Oh, What's Wrong Mushy, you lost your hearing aids? I clearly called Harvey a future walking STD. I mean we all know that it's going to happen.
Jeremy: Okay First Off, Don't Ever Call Me Mushy! Second Off, You Don't Ever Say That To Another Student! That's Just Rude!
Tori: Yeah Princess, Jeremy is making a point. You need to apologize to Harvey right now.
Princess: Oh, are you actually gonna come over here and make me? Challenge me you slot.
Andre: Hey! Princess, That's My Girlfriend You're Talking To! And If You Lay One Finger On Her, Ima Make You Regret It!
Foo: (Standing Up) Hey! Go Near One Of My Friends And I'll Beat You Up With A Baseball Bat!
Kathy: Hey! Mikey, why are you laughing at what Princess said, you know anything she says that's insulting isn't funny.
Mikey: Whatever Kathy, Princess is the queen of this school, I can laugh whenever I want.
Kathy: I Don't Care! You Keep On Trying To Attack My Friend Claire!
Jeremy: HEY! Foo And Princess, Sit Down Right Now! And Foo, Stop Sending Empty Threats! And Andre, Just Ignore Them! Kathy And Mikey, Stop Arguing With Each Other!
Freddie: Yeah Like Seriously Princess, it's not that hard to just apologize to someone over something that you started to begin with.
Princess: HEY! WHO THE HECK SAID YOU CAN TALK?! NO ONE! NOW SHUT UP AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!
Fee: Yeah, Princess Is Right! Unless You Want Me, Princess, And Foo To Gang You Up, Then I Suggest You Shut Your Mouth Nerd Boy!
Jeremy: HEY! Fee And Princess, Enough With The Threats, Now Sit Down And Be Quiet For The Rest Of The Class!
Carly: Excuse Me, That's My Boyfriend You Just Insulted! And If You Two Gang Up On Him, I'm Gonna Come Over There And Give You Both A Concussion!
Trina: I Agree With Carly! You Two Better Listen To Freddie, Or Else We'll Give You Both A Concussion!
Fee: (Standing Up) Oh Really?! Well if you two are that tough, why don't you come over here and prove it, you worthless girls that serve no purpose in the city.
Carly: (Standing Up Along With Trina) Oh, You Think We're Joking?! Well How About You Let Our Fists Do All The Talking!
Jeremy: ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH, ALL OF YOU!!! Carly And Trina, Sit Back Down Right Now And Don't Acknowledge Them! Like Seriously Girls, You Two Are Better Than This! And Princess, Apologize To Dade And Harvey Right Now! Unless You Wanna Go To The Principal's Office!
Cat: Um, Trina And Carly, you two are gonna get in trouble if you beat up Princess and Fee with your fists.
(Trina and Carly looked at Cat)
Trina: Cat, as much respect we have for you as a friend, please stay out of this.
Jade: Oh My God! This Has Got To Be The Best Thing I Ever Witnessed In This Class! I think I like Princess now.
Tori: (Standing Up) What The Heck Is Wrong With You Jade?! I Thought You Hated Princess!
Jade: Like I Care Tori, This Owl Is Making Me Laugh So Hard!
Rooter: Yeah, I Agree With Jade! This Is Just Too Funny, And No One Cares About You Tori!
Technobear: Yeah, I Agree With You Two! This Is Viral Gold!
Nevel: I Have To Agree With You Three As Well!
Gibby: Well, I'm not even surprised. You guys are a bunch racist scumbags that only care about two things. Your troublemaking behavior and making other people's lives a living nightmare, including your own families.
Sam: (Standing Up) Hey, Don't Say That About Us, Especially To My Friend Jade!
Rooter: Yeah Fatty! If You Don't Keep Your Mouth Shut, I'm Gonna Give You A Beating You'll Never Forget!
Gibby: (Smirking) Oh, You Think I'm Scared Of You, Not A Chance! Besides, If You And Your Bear Friend Wanna Commit A Hate Crime On Me, All Because Of My Fat Body, Do It! But Just Remember That You And Your Bear Friend Will Only Go To One Place, The Slammer, AKA, Jail!
Nevel: You! Didn't! Just! Say! That! Oh Just Wait Till We Get Our Hands On You And Will Not Just Commit A Hate Crime, But A Whole Massacre Right Here In This Classroom!
Chuck: Nevel Is Right! He's The Best!
Robbie: Oh No! If You Racist Pieces Of Crap Even Try To Assault Our Friend, Then Consider It To Be Your Last Day At This School! Especially You Chuck!
Kratz: In Simple Terms, We Will Make Sure That All Of You That Bully The Innocent People Will Be Traumatized For Life! Until You Guys Are Out Of Educational Learning Or Most Likely Bars For Doing So Many Bad Things!
Technobear: Oh Please, Why Would We Be Scared Of You?!
Jeremy: ALRIGHT, I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN!!! EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET!!! And Princess, You Better Apologize To Harvey And Dade Right Now Or Else!
Princess: And For The Last Time Mushy, NO!!! And Harvey, One Day I'm Gonna Do What You're Mother Should Have Done! RIP YOUR BLUEBERRY HEAD OFF AND PUT IT IN A BLUEBERRY PATCH LIKE THE BLUEBERRY THAT YOU ARE!!!
(Harvey And Everyone Else's Faces Went In Complete Shock! Then Harvey Burst Into Tears)
Harvey: (Crying Hysterically)
(Dade's Face Turned Boiling Red)
Dade: You! Didn't! Just! Say! That!
(Then, He Jumped Out Of His Seat)
Dade: THAT IS SO IT!!! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!!!
(Dade Ran Over To Princess And Chuck Ran After Him)
Chuck: Oh No You Don't! Don't You Dare Beat Up Princess!
Michelle: Wait Dade, Don't! Fighting Won't Solve Anything!
Dade: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
(Dade Jumped Onto Princess And Started Beating Her Up)
Tori: (Running Over) You Know What, Count Me In To Help Beat These People Up!
Carly: (Running Over) You Know What, Me Too!
Trina: (Running Over) Don't Worry, I'm Going To Fight Too!
Rooter: (Standing Up) So, You Ready To Fight Fatty?!
Gibby: (Standing Up) Oh Yeah You Hog! Get Ready To Test Me Once Again!
Freddie: (Standing Up) Count Me In To Help You Gibby!
Robbie: (Running Over) What The Heck Did We Tell You Guys?!
Kratz: (Running Over) Don't Worry, I'm Gonna Beat Up Rooter To Teach Him A Lesson!
(Then, The Entire Class Went Into Complete Chaos! Princess VS Dade, Kathy VS Mikey, Foo VS Andre, Fee VS Trina, Carly VS Sam, Chuck VS Robbie, Tori VS Jade, Nevel VS Gibby, Kratz VS Rooter, And Freddie VS Technobear)
(While Everyone Was Fighting, Cat, Beck, Piri, Claire, Michelle, And Harvey We're Hiding Under Their Desks Trying To Stay Out Of The Chaos That's Happening)
(Jeremy Has Absolutely Had It! His Entire Skin Was Boiling Red, His Eyes Were On Fire, He Closed His Eyes, Took A Deep Breath, Yelled So Hard And Loud That It Shook The Entire Earth!!!)
Jeremy: (Furious) GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I! HAVE! HAD! ENOUGH! ALL OF YOU, GET TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everybody left and went to the principal's office, except for Cat, Beck, Piri, Claire, Michelle, and Harvey. And Jeremy finally managed to calm down and turn back to normal)
Michelle: Oh My God! That Was Absolutely Crazy! I've Never Seen Everyone Freak Out Like That Before! That Was Just Pure Chaos!
Piri Piri: I Couldn't Agree More Michelle! I've Never Seen Anything Like That Before Either!
Claire: I Agree Piri, I Was Speechless!
Beck: I Agree With You Claire. There Were 26 Of Us, And 20 Of Them Were Trying To Fight Each Other!
Cat: I Also Agree With You Guys! Jeremy, Has This Ever Happened To You Before?
Jeremy: No! Never In My Lifetime Have I Ever Had To Raise My Voice Like That!
(He then noticed Harvey)
Jeremy: Hey Harvey, Are You Okay?
(Everyone looked at Harvey, who was still crying after what Princess said to him)
Harvey: (In Tears) May I Be Excused?
(Harvey ran out of the classroom crying)
Michelle: Oh My God! Princess Really Upset Harvey!
Piri Piri: Yeah, I feel so bad for him.
Claire: I Agree Piri, Princess needs to understand he has Autism.
Beck: Wait, Harvey Has Autism?! I Didn't Know That!
Cat: Me Neither, If Princess insulted me I would be so upset.
Jeremy: Yeah, I feel bad for Harvey as well. Why don't we all go in the hallway and try to cheer him up.
Michelle: That's A Good Idea Jeremy.
Piri Piri: I Most Definitely Agree.
Claire: Me Too
Beck: Me Three
Cat: Me Four
Jeremy: All Right Then, Let's Go.
(Everyone went into to the hallway to find Harvey so they can comfort him)
End Of Chapter 1