Luffy and his crew, minus Nami, were on the shore with Conis and Pagaya with Captain McKinley of the White Berets accusing them of illegally entering Skypiea.
"Illegal entrants?!" Pagaya gasped as he and Conis looked shocked.
"What's he talking about?" Luffy asked.
"Do not deny your crime!" McKinley yelled as he pulled out their pictures, announcing that the Heaven's Gate lookout, Amazon, informed them about their illegal entry and sent them pictures with her Vision Dial.
"That can't be! These are not bad people, Captain McKinley!" Pagaya said.
"Why are they calling us illegal entrants?" Sanji asked.
"He must be talking about the 1,000,000,000 Extol entrance fee that we didn't pay." Robin said.
"That old woman said we could enter without paying it." Usopp said.
"She did say that!" Chopper yelled as a few of them nodded.
"It is pointless to make excuses. Just admit your guilt." McKinley said. "There's no cause for alarm though. Illegal entry is a minor Class-11 crime punishable by Heaven's Judgement. After receiving your punishment, you'll be acknowlegded as tourists."
"Should've said that in the first place. So, what's this punishment?" Sanji asked.
"Simple. Pay 10 times the entrance fee. So, for 16 people will come to the total of 160,000,000,000 Extols." McKinley said.
160- How much is that in berries?!" Usopp asked.
"Berries. The currency of the Blue Sea. 10,000 extols equal to 1 berri." McKinley explained.
"10,000 huh?" Usopp said before he began muttering and counting on his fingers. "How much is that?" he asked Robin.
"16,000,000 berries." she said.
"THAT'S TOO EXPENSIVE!" Sanji shouted as a few of their jaws dropped. "WE NEARLY GET KILLED GETTING UP HERE, AND YOU WANNA MAKE US PAY THAT KIND OF FEE JUST TO ENTER?!"
"You should've just payed the original price of 1,600,000 berries." McKinley said.
"THAT'S STILL TOO FUCKING EXPENSIVE!" Sanji shouted.
"I will warn you. We White Berets act under direct orders from the Priests. Failure to pay will increase your-" McKinley stopped talking when the others stopped listening.
"What do we do?" Gin asked.
"That old buzzard said we can go without paying." Johnny said.
"Now we're here, and we're being slapped with charges on the spot." Yosaku added.
"Also, Nami-san still hasn't returned." Sanji added. "Even if Luffy says she's coming back now, I'm still worried. She could be crying her eyes out somewhere at this very moment."
"Should we just pay them the fee? We have enough." Valerie said.
"Not a good idea." Nojiko said.
"Why not? We got 3,000,000,000 berries in the ship. That fine is expensive, but we can pay it." Gin said.
"Have you forgotten who's in charge of the money?" Nojiko asked. "If you use that kind of money without consulting Nami, you know what she'll do, right?" A mixture of blue faces, sweating, and nervous laughter could be heard from most of the Straw Hats as they let that thought sink in while McKinley angrily stared at them. "So, we wait here for her to return and discuss it with her. Alright?"
"Alright." said everyone else before Nojiko turned to McKinley.
"What were you all discussing?" McKinley demanded. "Also, if one of the illegal entrants cannot be found, they'll be marked as an escaped criminal."
"Well, the good news is that we have the money to pay." Nojiko said. "The bad news is that the one who's in charge is out talking a walk." Nojiko lied. "She'll be back soon. Can you wait for a little bit?" McKinley scowled at them before grunting.
"Very well, but I'm keeping an eye on all of you!" he said.
"Thank you." Nojiko said before turning to her friends. "Okay guys, everyone relax until Nami returns."
"Yes, Nojiko-San!" Sanji said in Love Mode as everyone else scattered. Sanji invited Robin for some tea, Nojiko kept watch for Nami, Gin began drinking juice from the weird fruit, Usopp and Chopper went fishing, Zoro, Johnny, and Yosaku began napping under trees, Grace began to paint, Valerie and Vivi went to try and make a new kind of confection with Vivi's powers and Valerie's skills as a chocolatier, Alvida relaxed on the beach in a lawn chair she brought, and Carue ran around for no reason while Luffy asked Pagaya to please fix the waver they brought.
"This waver looks like a wreck." McKinley stated. "If I find out it was damaged by you, then you'll be charged with damaging property of Skypiea, which is a Class-10 Crime."
"No, this is actually theirs." Pagaya said.
"Yeah. It's ours." Luffy said.
"Really?" McKinley said as he checked out the Waver. "Wavers should not exist on the Blue Sea. If I find out this was stolen, that'll be a Class-"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP WITH ALL THESE DUMBASS CRIMES?!" Luffy snapped.
"Dumbass crimes?" McKinley said before Usopp dragged Luffy away.
"He said nothing!" Usopp yelled before he forced Luffy to make him fish with himself and Chopper. While fishing, Usopp got a bite and was now struggling to pull the fish in. He managed to succeed when Luffy and Chopper helped, but the line snapped while the enormous fish came flying out of the water and right at Conis. She screamed while Zoro suddenly woke up, unsheated his blade, and knocked the fish away with the back of the blade. The three fishing Straw Hats and Zoro looked at the fish while Pagaya thanked Zoro for saving Conis before both he and Conis looked worriedly at the fish.
"Well now, what have we here?" McKinley asked with a smirk. "This is a very rare fish. It's capture is prohibited. This is a Class-9 Crime!"
"HEY! WHAT ABOUT CONIS?! SHE NEARLY GOT EATEN BY THAT THING?!" Chopper yelled. McKinley only smirked as Usopp tried to get the fish back into the water.
"Let's eat it!" Luffy yelled before chomping on one of it's whiskers, causing McKinley to charge them with a Class-7 Crime. Usopp finally managed to get the fish away from Luffy and back into the sea while a few Straw Hats began glaring at McKinley.
"One bullshit crime after another!" Zoro growled as he reached for his sword.
"What's going on out here?" Everyone turned to see Vivi and Valerie walking towards them. "Something happening?" Vivi asked.
"These guys are being a bunch of assholes!" Chopper yelled.
"SHHH! Don't say that!" Usopp whispered.
"Why not? We can't so much as twitch a finger without them charging us with some stupid crime!" Chopper yelled.
"Is that true?" Vivi asked while glaring at McKinley.
"Ack! No! Wait!" Usopp yelled, recognizing that look as the one she had back at Ruluka. "If we can't do anything without being punished with a crime, then we'll just take a nap. Goodnight." Usopp said as he and some of the Straw Hats fell asleep on the beach. Valerie and Vivi stared alongside Conis and Pagaya, who both had sweatdrops on their heads as they stared at the snoring Straw Hats.
"How dare you make such a noise on the serene Angel Beach." McKinley growled. Some of the Straw Hats peeked at him as he announced, "You are all guilty of noise pollution, a Class-6 Crime!"
"WE'RE GETTING PUNISHED FOR SNORING?!" some of them yelled.
"That's it!" Luffy yelled. "I'm gonna kick this guy's ass!"
"Count me in!" Zoro said.
"Us too!" Johnny and Yosaku yelled as Gin finished his drink and went for his tonfa.
"Wait!" Usopp yelled before looking at Nojiko. "Hey, you seen Nami anywhere Nojiko?"
"Hmm." she said before smiling. "There!" Everyone turned to see Nami as a speck in the distance coming closer on the Waver. "Perfect timing."
"Indeed. All this yelling is really bothering me." Alvida said as everyone gathered around Nojiko.
"AH! NAMI-SWAN~! YOU'RE SAFE!" Sanji yelled with hearts in his eyes.
"Luffy! Don't do anything stupid!" Nami yelled.
"Tell it to these guys!" Luffy yelled back while pointing at McKinley.
"NAMI! TRY TO KEEP CALM, BUT WE NEED TO PAY A FINE OF 16,000,000 BERRIES!" Nojiko yelled.
"Good! All we have to do is pay a fine!" Nami said before her eyes darkened. "16,000,000?" she asked herself before speeding up and ramming the Waver in McKinley's face. "WHAT KIND OF FINE IS THAT?!" she screamed before McKinley skid across the beach and smacked into a tree. "Ah!" Nami gasped as she regained herself. "Oh crap! I lost it after hearing that huge sum!"
"Oi." said most of the male Straw Hats while slapping the air.
"Here's the Waver back." Nami said as she brought the Waver back to Pagaya. "It was really fun."
"It's no trouble." Pagaya said. "But, things right now are very bad for you and your friends."
"You're right." Nami said as McKinley's men gathered around their fallen Captain. Nami turned to everyone and began shouting orders. "Everyone, we're leaving right now!" she said.
"Why?" Luffy asked.
"But we just got here." Grace said.
"And now we're leaving!" Nami ordered.
"What kind of crime did she just commit?" Zoro asked in a bored tone.
"Most likely obstruction of a public servant, a Class-5 Crime!" Pagaya said.
"We keep this up, we'll hit Class-1 in no time." Gin said with a dark chuckle.
"How about we just stay at Class-5 and leave it at that?" Usopp said.
"This is serious!" Conis said. "When one is guilty of a Class-5 Crime, they are sentenced to cloud-drifting."
"Cloud-drifting? What's that?" Valerie asked.
"Doesn't sound so bad." Johnny said.
"It's a Death Sentence!" Conis said, shocking a few of them. "Your crew and ship are set adrift on a piece of cloud and float endlessly until everyone on board perishes. It's a slow and painful death!"
"That must be what happened to that ship." Robin said. Everyone turned to her as she explained how it must've happened to the galleon that nearly fell on them earlier 200 years ago.
"HEY, ASSHOLES!" shouted McKinley's men before one of them shouted, "HOW DARE YOU ATTACK OUR CAPTAIN LIKE THAT!"
"What'd you say?" Sanji growled before Nami stopped him. "Okay, Nami-san~!" he said as Nami approached McKinley's men and began trying to talk them into thinking it was an accident, which only seemed to piss them off even more.
"The Waver really is tricky." she said.
"You were riding it like a pro." Luffy said.
"Shut up, Luffy!" Usopp whispered while Nami laughed about Luffy being a jokester. "Nami's got this under control, so keep quiet!"
"Um, I'm sorry." Pagaya said. "I think we should treat Captain McKinley as soon as possible."
"CAPTAIN MCKINLEY!" cried out the White Berets as they all began to freak out hysterically before Pagaya offered his home to let him rest. "Thank you for your cooperation! HESO!" They soon put Captain McKinley on a stretcher and began crawling away while telling the Straw Hats to stay put, with Pagaya walking alongside them.
"They're crawling again." Gin said.
"Weirdos." Zoro said.
"I know that you're not bad people. So please, hurry back home!" Conis said before running off after her father.
"We should listen to her." Nami said as she turned to them all. "I saw it with my own eyes! An island filled with terrifying people!" Usopp and Chopper turned blue in the face at her words and flinched.
"You went to that forbidden holy place, huh?" Zoro asked.
"Gods or guerillas, I don't care what they are. All I know is that they're nothing but trouble!" Nami said. "Anyway, we're leaving! Right now!"
"After all the shit we did to get up here?" Gin said.
"They can't be that strong." Johnny said.
"Yeah. Besides, we're no pushovers here!" Yosaku added.
"If Nami-san says that we leave, we leave!" Sanji snapped, immediately taking her side.
"Why should we leave, when we can just fight them?" Alvida said as she raised her mace over her shoulder.
"It's not just us!" Nami snapped. "If we stay here, Conis and her father will be in trouble too!"
"She's got a point. They might be seen as our accomplices." Usopp said. "So, let's go."
"I haven't finished my painting." Grace whined as most of them began walking to the ship. The only ones left were Luffy, Nami, Zoro, Sanji, Gin, Johnny, Yosaku, and Alvida.
"Come on, Luffy! Let's go!" Nami said.
"Why are we running away?" Luffy asked as he stared at the island.
"Because we're in danger." she said.
"Aren't we always in danger?" Luffy asked.
"But it's not just about us." Nami said. "Those two might get arrested if we stay!"
"And if we leave, this whole island is doomed." Luffy said.
"Huh?" Nami asked.
"You saw it, didn't you?" Luffy asked. "A bright beam of light shooting out of the sky." Nami froze as the memory of the man being obliterated by said beam of light flashed through her mind.
"Y-Yeah." she said. "But that's why we have to leave! These guys are not playing around!"
"That beam of light was nothing compared to what Enel plans to do to this island." Luffy said.
"Hey! What's taking you all so long? Hurry up!" Usopp called from the ship.
"What are you talking about Luffy?" Nami asked. "What's gonna happen?"
"Later." Luffy said as he looked at the White Berets on the beach.
"Everyone! Run away!" Conis called.
"They're back!" Nami whispered.
"Enough, young lady. If you try to aid these criminals, you both will receive severe punishment." McKinley warned. "For repeatedly directing abusive language at us, and for obstructing a public servant, the Class-5 criminals are sentenced to cloud-drifting!"
"Looks like things are heating up." Gin said.
"ARREST THEM!" McKinley ordered as his men got into formation and drew out bows and arrows.
"Anyone wanna join in?" Luffy asked.
"I'm out!" Nami said as she ran towards the ship.
"More for us then." Alvida said as she and the others joined Luffy.
"Please run! You cannot fight them!" Conis pleaded.
"FIRE! MILKY ARROW!" McKinley shouted, signaling the White Berets to begin shooting arrows that left long, light purple streams behind them. Everyone began evading, except Alvida, before Luffy jumped on top of the cloud. "GO! WHITE BERETS!" McKinley ordered as the White Berets began skating on the clouds with skate type wavers on their feet. The skated by as Luffy jumped up before turning to face all of them.
"Don't hog the fun Brother Luffy!" Johnny said as he and the others jumped onto the other cloud streams.
"Save some for us." Yosaku said as both sides brought out their weapons. The White Berets were looking at Luffy and his crew with smirks on their faces.
"Get them!" one of them White Berets yelled as they charged. Luffy and his crew all grinned before running towards them, though it was a little hard to run on the clouds. Soon, both sides were running and jumping around on the clouds in battle.
"It's useless to try and escape from us." McKinley said.
'Can't use my full strength.' Sanji thought as he ran towards one of them, who was smirking. 'But,' he thought as he jumped up and used the guy's head to launch of and kick another in the head. 'I can use their heads to help me out.'
Johnny and Yosaku tag teamed a couple of them, jumping around and switching opponents to confuse them before taking them down.
Zoro didn't even have to move as the White Berets came in close. When they got withing range, he slashed them and that was it.
Gin had charged at his opponent before knocking one of them into another one, sending both men flying. "Next."
"It's over!" shouted a White Beret he slashed at Alvida. She didn't even try to run as his blade hit her stomach before slipping away. "Huh?" he said before he began to wildly slash at her. Her skin didn't have a scratch before the man slash downwards, causing her top to be cut off. He didn't even feel her mace smack into his head after that.
"Pervert." Alvida cooed as she covered her breasts with her arm, not really minding showing off her sexy body. She heard a thud and moans of love behind her before she smiled. "Get up, Sanji."
"What are you doing?!" McKinley shouted. "Blue Sea Dwellers shouldn't be able to fight up here! Arrest them!"
"Shut up!" Luffy yelled before he stretched his arm and punched McKinley away. Conis and Pagaya just stared in stunned disbelief as the White Berets were easily thrashed by Luffy and his crew.
"Th...They're really strong!" Conis said.
"Well, that was boring." Gin said.
"These guys didn't even put up a decent fight." Zoro said.
"And I just got that top." Alvida said as Sanji drooled at her, his nose bleeding quite a bit. "I'm borrowing this." Alvida said before she ripped off Luffy's vest and put it on herself. "Snug, but okay." she said.
"If you want, I can lend you my jacket, Alvida-chwan~!" Sanji said in Love Mode. "It'll be much better than that rubber moron's vest!"
"I'm good." Alvida said.
"Just as I planned." Usopp said from the ship.
"Really?" Chopper asked in shock before McKinley's laugh could be heard.
"You are all fools! There's no turning back now!" he said. "You should've just listened to my orders. The White Berets are the most gentle and understanding of all the gaurdians in Godland. But they...will not be so forgiving. You are now Class-2 criminals! You can beg and plead all you want, but it won't matter. THE PRIESTS OF UPPER YARD SHALL NOW BE THE ONES WHO BESTOW JUDGEMENT UPON YOU! HESO!"
A/N: I know that Luffy easily whipped them all, but that would sound too boring since we've all seen it, so I let some others have fun. Hope you all enjoyed.