A/N: Sorry for not updating sooner. Still, I must ask, once again, that you do not leave reviews on one fic to ask when I'm updating another fic. That's just rude. Please PM me for stuff like that. Now, on to the story.

The White Berets were all crawling away, with everyone staring at them in confusion.

"Crawling again?" Zoro said as everyone gathered on the beach.

"Still, this is bad!" Nami said. "That old woman at the gate said that we could pass without paying the fee. Then we get up here and we're charged with illegal entry? That's fraud!"

"And we won't mention that we would've just gone past in the first place." Usopp added.

"Not helping!" Nami yelled before Pagaya said that since they were Class-2 criminals, they could no longer help them. "Why are you calling from all the way over there?" Nami yelled to him and Conis.

"We're used to being wanted, so it's no big deal." Luffy said.

"So, what do we do now?" Alvida asked, causing Luffy and Nami to get into an arguement about leaving and staying.

"How are we gonna get back down?" Vivi asked.

"She's right! We were so focused on getting up here, we never thought about how to get back down." Usopp said before turning to Pagaya and Conis. "Is there a safe way to get back down?"

"It's not really safe because of your situation, but there is a way." Conis said. "You'd have to go to the edge of the cloud, Cloud End."

"And how would we get there?" Grace asked.

"You must take your ship and sail to the East of this cloud." Conis said. "But to do that, you must go back to the White Sea."

"So we can get back to our own sea? Yes!" Usopp said.

"Okay, but we're not leaving just yet." Luffy said.

"Well we can't stay here. We'll only cause trouble for Conis and her dad, so let's at least move the ship." Nami said. "Let's go."

"Right." everyone said as they all began walking towards the ship.

"Oh yeah." Luffy said before turning around and running towards Pagaya.

"Luffy!" Nami yelled.

"Hey, old man. Can we have that food back at your house?" Luffy asked.

"Sure. Help yourselves." Pagaya said.

"YES! Sanji, bento!" Luffy yelled.

"Fine." Sanji said as he began walking back.

"Bring me some back." Gin said.

"I'll make sure he doesn't eat everything." Nojiko said as she and Usopp began walking back.

"Hey, would it be alright if I bum some materials off of you?" Usopp asked.

"Go ahead." Pagaya said.

"Alright!" Usopp yelled.

"I left my painting at your house. Can I go get it?" Grace asked.

"Of course." Pagaya said as the five of them began walking towards the house.

"What are you doing Vivi?" Alvida asked as Vivi looked back at the beach.

"I hate those White Berets. Those laws were nothing but ridiculous, just like at Ruluka." Vivi said.

"On the ship!" Nami said as she began dragging Vivi to the ship by her arm. "Get on the ship before you do something stupid and bring God's wrath upon us!"

"That's funny. Usually we have to tell something like that to Luffy." Valerie said with a laugh.

"I still think we should leave." Nami said.

"That's Luffy decision. And you should know by now that he's not one to change his mind when it comes to an adventure." Zoro said as the rest of them began to climb up onto the ship. Zoro rested against the mast, Johnny and Yosaku were preparing the ship to sail, Nami was silently wondering what Luffy knew about this place, Valerie was floating up towards the crow's nest, Carue and Vivi were looking out over the rail, Gin was looking for some booze to drink, Alvida decided to relax a bit, Chopper was sitting next to Vivi and Carue, and Robin was pulling up the rope ladder. She stopped however when she noticed Conis walking towards the ship.

"I have something I wish to tell you." she said. Robin lowered the rope ladder and let her on board while everyone but Zoro gathered around her. She then explained how to get back to the Blue Sea to them, and even offered to help them get there.

"Raise your anchor. I'll be back in a moment." Conis said as she began walking away on the beach. Most of them were now discussing what to do while Robin still looked at Conis.

"You noticed too?" Gin said as he stood next to her.

"Indeed. She was paler and sweating a bit." Robin said as Chopper hoisted up the anchor.

"Well, even if she wants to help us leave, Luffy said we can't." Nami said.

"Weren't you the one who wanted to leave earlier?" Alvida asked.

"Yeah, but..." Nami said, her mind going back to what Luffy said about this island being doomed if they left. Her thoughts were cut when the ship began rocking.

-Back at the house-

Luffy was eating the food while Sanji tried to make special bentos for the women, Usopp was gathering supplies to use for the ship and other things, Grace was making sure her painting wasn't ruined, and Nojiko was making sure Luffy controlled himself so he didn't eat all the leftovers.

"The green one here. No, maybe the red one." Sanji said before he noticed Conis walk in. "Ah! Conis-chan~! I made you a bento!"

"It's amazing! It looks more like art than food!" Conis said with a smile. Sanji then got close as he began to explain the name of the bento before Luffy opened his mouth.

"It all tastes the same once you eat it." Luffy said. Sanji then began yelling at Luffy about the food, making Conis giggle and Nojiko smiled.

'I bet if Luffy had an ounce of Sanji's ability for smooth talking, he'd have women flocking to him.' she thought before she imagined Luffy being like Sanji, spouting out words of love, dancing like a noodle, a love struck or perverted look on his face. She had to clamp her hand over her mouth to stop herself from bursting out into laughter.

"What's so funny?" Luffy asked with a mouthful of food.

"Never you mind." she said as she tried to stop herself from giggling. 'On second thought, he's fine just the way he is. No need for two perverts on the ship.'

"Something's wrong with the ship!" Usopp yelled. All the Straw Hats gathered to see the Going Merry sailing backwards, a massive shadow beneath the waves.

-On the Ship-

The whole ship was being rocked by the waves as everyone began stumbling on board.

"What's going on here?!" Zoro yelled as he woke up.

"The waves picked up! The ship's moving on it's own!" Gin said as they started moving backwards.

"Something's under the water!" Valerie said as she quickly floated down to the deck.

"She's right. Something has us." Robin said as she peered over the edge. Just then, a giant shrimp with the word 'GOD' on it appeared below them as it swiftly carried them away.

"What is that thing?!" Johnny asked.

"It's huge!" Yosaku added while Chopper cried.

"Another skyfish or something?" Alvida asked.

"Whatever it is, it's dragging us away!" Vivi yelled while Carue began freaking out.

"Everybody jump ship! I'll stop this thing!" Zoro said.

"I advise against that." Robin said. "Look." Everyone looked where she was and saw giant skyfish following them. "Even if we stop this thing, those skyfish and many more will just appear."

"Hmph. So we're at God's mercy huh?" Zoro said. "Fine. Let's see where this thing goes."

-At the house-

"That's the Super Express Speed Shrimp!" Pagaya said. "It's a servant of God Enel!"

"God Enel's?!" Nojiko asked before Sanji gasped in horror. His face turned blue as he stared out at sea.

"Nami-san...why?"

"What? What happened to my sister?!" Nojiko asked.

"Why is she...wearing a T-shirt?!" Sanji cried.

"ARE YOU FOR REAL?!" Nojiko yelled while slapping him.

"LUFFFFFYYY! USSSSOOOOPP! GRRAAAACCCEE! NOJIKOOOOO! SANNJIIIII!" came Nami's yell from the ship as the ship got farther away before completely out of sight.

"Why? Why a T-shirt?" Sanji asked again.

"STOP THINKING ABOUT MY SISTER'S BODY AND FOCUS!" Nojiko yelled while slapping him again.

"Where'd they go?" Grace asked.

"Where?!" Usopp shouted before realizing that they didn't know. "Where did they go?" Everyone turned to Conis and Pagaya for an answer.

"Whatever the Super Express Speed takes becomes an offering to God." Pagaya explained. "Meaning that your friends are being taken to Upper Yard. To the Sacrificial Altar!"

"Sacrificial?!" Nojiko gasped.

"You mean that the women and morons?"

"Morons?" Usopp said while slapping Sanji.

"Will be sacrificed?! That bastard! DON'T FUCK WITH ME!" Sanji yelled.

"I am not gonna sit around and let my sister and friends be sacrificed!" Nojiko said.

"Please wait!" Pagaya said, hoping to calm them down. "There's more to it. There are two types of punishment in Heaven's Judgement. There are your friends who are being taken the Sacrificial Altar, which now places them in God Enel's hands. The second part goes to you five, in which you must face the Ordeals of the Priests."

"What does all that mean?" Nojiko asked.

"If I had a map." Pagaya said.

"Wait. I've got one with me right here." Usopp said as he took out the old map they had.

"It's old, but the shape of the land is the same." Pagaya said.

"You okay, Conis-chan?" Sanji asked.

"Yes. But your friends..." she said.

"Don't worry. I know them. They'll be alright." Luffy said with a grin. Pagaya then went on to explain where the Altar was, about the Priests, the Ordeals, the Milky Roads, and so on.

"In other words, to get our friends and ship back, we gotta walk through the front door, right?" Sanji summed up.

"Precisely. You five must face the frightening power of the Priests of Upper Yard." Pagaya said.

"So we just gotta kick the asses of those Priests, right?" Luffy said before laughing. "That'll be easy! Alright guys, LET'S GO!"

A/N: That's what I have at the moment.