A/N: Lemon here. Well, half a one. Or is that a lime? Either way, enjoy!

It was morning now, but the sun had yet to rise. Most of the Straw Hats were asleep, save for Zoro who was on watch, and Usopp who was begging him to follow him.

"Come on Zoro! It's an emergency!" Usopp whispered.

"I'm not gonna watch your back while you take a piss," Zoro grunted in annoyance. "Just go by yourself."

"In this forest?! What if another Priest is around? Or maybe the Guerillas?!"

"If you're that scared, then just hold it."

"But I gotta go!" After their arguement, Usopp quietly walked away from the camp and did his business. "Well, no one atttacked me. That's good." he whispered as he pulled his pants back up and looked back at camp, then out towards the altar. "Better make sure the Merry's still there." he muttered before walking through the forest. He made his way to the shore before looking at the Merry through the fog, a smile on his face. "Good. Nothing's happened to...huh?" he said in confusion when he noticed something. Deep within the fog surrounding the ship, he could make out two figures moving on deck. He gulped and stared in fear, his thoughts racing as he tried to guess who they could be. 'Oh man! Oh man, oh man, oh man! Someone's on the ship! Who are they?! Guerillas?! Priests?! Oh no! What if it's God and one of his angels?!' He began to tremble as he watched the two figures move and talk, their voices too low to hear. He kept watching, his fear planting him to the ground. 'This is bad! I've gotta go warn the-' His thoughts ceased when he saw the two figures get close. Very close. 'Are they...kissing?! On the ship?!' he thought before violently shaking his head and stepping back, ready to turn and warn the others before he tripped over a root, fell backwards, and smacked his head onto another root. Comical tears dropped from his eyes before he lost consciousness on the forest floor. Moments later, Zoro walked by to check on him after he hadn't returned.

"Geez. Says he has to go, then passes out? Tch. Moron." Zoro grumbled before walking back to the camp.

-Earlier on the ship-

The ship was quiet as it laid on the altar, completely engulfed in fog. The silence was broken when two figures appeared on the ship, one being held bridal style by the other.

"So, why'd you wake me up so early Alvida?" Luffy asked in a groggy voice.

"Because I want to know something, and we can't openly talk about it in mixed company." she answered as she got out of Luffy's arms.

"Okay...what?" Luffy asked. Alvida turned and glared at Luffy, her arms folded over her chest.

"Back in Alabasta, after our night together, I told you that if you wanted to have fun again to ask me, right?" she said. Luffy turned his eyes up in thought, trying to remember.

"Hmm. Hmmm! HMM! Ah! Now I remember!" Luffy said after thinking of when they had sex. "Yeah, you said that. Why?"

"Then why are you sleeping with other women?!" she growled.

"Oh," Luffy said. "It just happens. Why?" Alvida growled at his answer before a wicked smirk came to her lips. One that Luffy didn't feel safe seeing. "What?"

"I also said back in Louge Town that I'd make you all mine," she grinned before walking closer and hugging him, squishing his jaw deep between her breasts. "And I intend to do just that." She then leaned down and kissed her crazy rubber captain on the lips before he embraced her. They kissed for a moment before they separated.

"I think Usopp's watching." Luffy whispered.

"What?!" Alvida gasped as she looked at the shore. It was faint, but she saw someone's shadow through the fog. "Shit! He'll blab to everyone else! Quick, go stop h-" she said before she saw his shadow fall back and not get up.

"He's alive, but he's out cold." Luffy said.

"Well...that was a lucky break." Alvida sighed.

"Zoro's coming." Luffy said before being pulled into the Women's Quarters by Alvida.

"Is anyone else coming?" Alvida asked when she shut the door.

"Hmm...nope." Luffy said.

"Good," she smirked before pushing him onto her bed. "Then we're all alone." she said as she slowly crawled over him. She leaned down and gently kissed Luffy, moving his hat safely onto the bedpost, while Luffy slowly hugged her as it turned more intense. Their tongues danced and explored each other's mouths while their hands sent shivers up their spines. Luffy's right hand weaved through Alvida's long raven hair while he kissed her neck, making her gasp as they turned, leaving him on top of her. 'He's getting better.' she thought as his other hand glided up under her black shirt and up to her bra clasp. It was a little difficult, but he undid her bra before pulling it out and bringing it up so they could see.

"White today?" he asked in a low voice with a chuckle.

"As white as it's match below." she said with a smirk.

"Really?" Luffy asked as his right hand slid down her back before stopping at her ass, where he gently began to squeeze and massage.

"Ahh~" Alvida moaned as Luffy dropped her bra before his left hand joined his right in massaging her butt. "Keep going! That's lovely~!"

"It is?" Luffy said in confusion. "I've never felt what it feels like."

"That's a shame," she said before backing off of him and sitting him up. She crawled behind him and removed his vest before gently massaging his shoulders. "How's that?"

"That...feels...niiiice~!" Luffy said, his tongue hanging out as Alvida worked her fingers into his muscles, working out the tension that he didn't even realize had built up in them.

"You seem so tense," she said as she lowered to his upper back. "You okay?"

"I'm alright. Why do you ask?" Luffy asked as he looked over his shoulder at her.

"People who are usually this tense are trouble by something," she stated. "So, what's on your mind?" Luffy blinked as he stared before he looked away and sighed.

"I don't know," he finally said. "I know what happened last time, but this time is so different."

"How so?" Alvida asked.

"Well, things have changed. There are more people on the crew, I keep having nightmares where my friends were killed again and again, and I'm worried that I might not be able to stop it again. That I won't be...strong enough." Luffy said, his eyes never leaving the floor. Alvida stopped massaging his back and placed her hands in her lap while she stared at him.

"Guess there's more on your mind than any of us thought." she said as she gently hugged him from behind, her breasts squishing up behind him.

"Sorry." Luffy said as Alvida laid him down on the bed, then laid down next to him.

"Well, I believe that you'll see us through it all," Alvida said with a gentle smile giving him a peck on the lips. Luffy smiled back before they continued to make out on the bed. Alvida moved on top of Luffy, straddling him as he ran his hand over her ass. She slowly moved on top of him, the fabric from their shorts grinding against their genitals, sending pleasure throughout both of their bodies. She grinned as she felt his penis begin to bulge under her, almost threatening to tear through the fabric to get to her slit. "Well, someone's eager." she cooed.

"And you're not?" he asked as he reached up and gently pinched her hard nipples that were poking through her shirt. She giggled and moaned as he moved his hands under her shirt to fondle her breasts directly, her smooth skin sliding around in his hands.

"Luffy! That tickles!" she laughed as she watched his hands squirm around her shirt before she felt something slimy slip into her tight shorts and through her sex. She peeked past her breasts and saw Luffy's tongue was now as long as a snake, and was now invading her. He then lifted his lower half up into the air, causing her to slid down his abs and onto his face, his long tongue disappearing into her shorts. She threw her head back she felt his tongue push further inside her, practically licking the walls of her womb She tried to keep herself from losing it too soon, but the combination of fondling and penetration was becoming to much for her to take. She managed to hold on for a solid minute before she lost it and climaxed. She let out a silent scream as she cummed, her fluids soaking her shorts as she rode out her orgasm. She shivered when she felt Luffy's tongue slide out of her at a painfully slow rate. When she finally felt all of it leave her, she looked down to see that his tongue was a few feet in length and covered in her fluids before it disappeared into his mouth.

"Tasty!" he said in a husky voice as his eyes stared into hers, their faces red and their breathing ragged.

"I...I can't...that was..." Alvida said in a strained voice, her mind still hazy from their moment together. Luffy only smiled before he stretched his head up to her and gave her a deep kiss. She closed her eyes as she lost herself into the kiss before Luffy's head snapped back and just laid there under her.

"I didn't taste anything but skin and shorts thought." he said after he thought about it. "I thought you said you were wearing matching underwear."

"I lied," she smirked as she began to slide her shirt down her shoulders. "I think...It's time to finish this."

"I don't know." Luffy said, shocking her.

"W-what?! Why not?!" she yelled, angry that he'd want to stop all of a sudden.

"Because someone's coming." he said, as if it was obvious.

"Wh-Now?!" she whispered in panic before she began to change. "Shit! These shorts are soaked!" she cursed as she began to change clothes while Luffy just put his vest and hat back on. Alvida was now wearing a pair of beige shorts and her black shirt before calming herself and turning to Luffy. "Do you know who it is?"

"It's...Nami."

"Okay." Alvida said before she and Luffy walked out onto the deck.

"Luffy!" Nami yelled while trying to keep the others back at the camp from hearing. "Luffy! I know you and Alvida are out there!"

"No, we're right here." Alvida said as she and Luffy appeared next to her, with Alvida sitting in Luffy's arms again.

"How'd you know we were here?" Luffy asked.

"I woke up a little while ago and noticed Alvida was gone," Nami said before throwing them a soft glare and a smirk. "And I knew what you two were doing when I heard Sanji angrily curse Luffy's name in his sleep."

"Ratted out by the perv," Alvida chuckled. "Better than Usopp there shooting his mouth off." she finished as she looked over at the unconscious Usopp lying on a tree root.

"Well, the sun's not that far from rising, so let's get back to camp." Nami said as she turned to leave.

"You two head back," Luffy said as he turned to the ship. "I'm gonna stay with the Merry for a bit." He then vanished from sight, only to quickly appear on the Merry's deck, leaving Nami and Alvida to wonder what he was doing.

-On the Merry-

Luffy was looking at the Merry as he stood on her deck, a strange far off look in his eyes.

"I think that Usopp said that it was around this time when he saw you," he said to himself as he walked around on deck. "Though when he first saw you, all he saw was a ghost hammering away on the ship." Luffy walked up to her figure head and jumped right up on top of it, his favorite seat on the whole ship. "I bet you have no idea what I'm talking about?" he laughed before he began to speak about the adventures he and his crew had, and the one that he was having now. From where they first met her, to her end after Enies Lobby, to the fight that left only Luffy alive, all the way to Phil allowing him a second chance. "The crew's gotten a lot bigger. Plus, we have all this gold inside you from our adventures." he said before releasing a sad sigh. "Though no amount of gold could save you last time." He then stood up and jumped off her head before walking to the railing on the side, but not before looking at Merry one last time. "I wish that we could take you with us into the New World." he said before he disappeared back to shore, leaving the Merry alone once again, a cloaked figure with a sad smile fading in the fog.

A/N: I know that you all like this fic, but please try to restrain yourselves in asking for another update immediately after reading. Thanks.