A/N: More lemons. Just saying.
The party was still going despite the number of concerned natives gathering around a certain curly-browed cook, who was only moments ago ranting about strangling his captain before suddenly keeling over into a boneless heap.
"Is he alright?" one of them asked as Chopper hurriedly examined him.
"He seems healthy." Chopper began as he examined his friend. "Nothing seems to be wrong with him. Did he look like he was having any physical problems?"
"No. He just seemed to be looking for your friend with the straw hat before passing out like this." exclaimed a skypiean warrior.
"Luffy...bastard..." Sanji gargled out through the foam that suddenly began rising from his mouth.
"Ooookay. This is new." Johnny stated, a large sweatdrop hanging off of most of the crew's heads.
"Think we should warn the captain?" Yosaku asked.
"Nah. I'll keep Sanji from Luffy when the time comes." Nojiko sighed while pinching the bridge of her nose in frustration, a grin hidden behind her hand. Said hand was yanked away when Gin suddenly started dragging her away.
"Need to talk to you." was all he said as they walked off somewhere.
"Wonder what's this them?" Usopp said as they all watched before Sanji suddenly snapped up
"WHERE IS HE?!" the cooked roared before running off in a blind rage, then promptly fell flat on his face.
"Now now." Robin smiled as she scolded Sanji in a tone meant for a misbehaving child. She and Grace were walking towards everyone, though Grace looked about ready to call it a night and sleep, her eyes red and puffy from her crying. "It wouldn't do to fight when everyone else is having fun. Wait until we leave before you attempt to break our captain's head open."
"Why do you have to say things like that?" Usopp whined.
"Robin~chwan!" Sanji cried out in joy as he spun over to her and began dancing around her.
"Dumbass." Zoro muttered.
Everyone promptly ignored the two usual suspects as they began fighting anew.
"Sleep." Grace yawned before lying her head down on one of the sleeping cloud wolves nearby and promptly falling into slumber, earning a few confused looks from the others.
"She's had a rough day." Robin simply explained before yawning. "Actually, I think I've enjoyed the party as much as I can. If you'll excuse me, I'll be turning in for the night." The sentiment was share by a few others that either walked off to find a suitable place to sleep, or simply fell over and began snoring.
"Qua-wack, Quack ack Qua?"
"Translation?" Sanji grit out, his mood flipping from joy to enraged after Robin's departure.
"He said, 'Hey, has anyone seen Vivi?'" Chopper translated.
"Now that I think about it, a few of our number are gone." Usopp noted as he took a quick glance around at the party.
"They're fine."
Everyone turned to see a smiling Gin walking towards them all, with Nojiko bringing up the rear, an air of depression surrounding her slumped form.
"According to Nojiko here, Luffy's trying to see if anyone up here wants to join us. The others are with him to make sure he doesn't bug the natives too much. Right?" he finished with a glance over his shoulder at the tattooed woman.
"...yeah." Nojiko sighed while flashing a half-hearted thumbs up. With that, the group scattered, leaving the two alone. Nojiko finally looked up at Gin, her gaze dead as she frowned at him. "You realize that if you tell anyone what I just told you, Luffy's a dead man."
"If they haven't figured out what's been going on between the captain and...certain parties by now, then they ain't gonna without seeing it for themselves." Gin chuckled as he walked off, leaving Nojiko to groan.
-Gondola-
"I...I don't think...I can go on...any longer." Conis wheezed out from where she lay under Luffy. Her mind and heart were swirling as she tried to get everything in order. Her body shuddered as she came down from her recent climax, the cool breeze of the night dancing across her body. Her hair, once in braided pigtails, was now either sticking to her sweat covered body or spread out on the cloud couch in a disheveled manner. Her wings looked like they had lost a feather or three, and jer clothes were spread about here and there on the deck of the gondola. As her body calmed down, her mind began to properly formulate questions.
'What just happened? Why did this happen?! Why did he tie me up like that, and...why did I enjoy it?!' Her mind nearly went blank when Luffy slid out of her, leaving her gasping on the couch as he stood up next to her.
"Alright. I won't push you if you want to quit." he said with a smile before a growling sound came from his stomach. "I'm starving."
"Here you go." Valerie said as she offered Luffy a hunk of meat on a bone.
"Oh, thanks Valerie!" Luffy grinned as he accepted the meat and began chewing on it.
"Valerie?" Conis asked weakly as she lifted her head. The blood drained from her face as she noticed the chocolatier standing next to Luffy, with three familiar females on a separate gondola that was now anchored to theirs. "W-W-W-WHAT'S GOING ON?!" she screamed as she covered herself with her hands. "WHAT ARE YOU FOUR DOING HERE?!"
"Isn't it obvious?" Alvida asked as she, Nami, and Vivi jumped onto their bigger gondola, only to then reach back and stop Vivi from stumbling backwards into the cloud-sea. After regaining her composure, Alvida continued. "We heard that Luffy wanted to ride on a gondola, so we decided to join him for a private party."
"Though from the look of things, I'd say that you had the same idea! Kyahahaha!" Valerie laughed, a grin spreading across her cheeks as she continued to stare down at the angel, making the poor woman curl in on herself as her face grew red.
"Leave her alone, Valerie." Nami scolded with a smile as she picked the woman's panties and dress up off the floor before handing them to Conis. "Here."
"Th-Thanks!" Conis accepted her clothing gratefully before standing. That proved to be a mistake, for as soon as she rose to her full height, her legs gave out under her and she collapsed on top of the navigator. "Ah! I'm sorry! My legs just...don't want to work right now!"
"I'm not surprised. Just one go with Luffy usually leaves the rest of us like that." Alvida snickered, with Valerie laughing next to her.
"Stop laughing and help-HEY!" Nami began before noticing a certain princess crawling on top of a certain rubber-man.
"Hey! I called dibs first!" Alvida whined as she tried to pull Vivi off, growling in frustration when her fingers pulled back globs of candy syrup that instantly hardened.
"Screw that! We agreed that I was after Conis because it was my idea!" Valerie protested.
"I dun care!" Vivi snapped before crashing her lips to Luffy's, taking the rubber-man by surprise.
"Note to self: Never give Vivi alcohol again." Nami deadpanned as she and Conis finally got their feet.
"Blame your sister. She was the last person Vivi was talking to before coming here." Valerie groaned as she tried to get Vivi off of Luffy. Her face was set into a scowl when she brought her candy-coated hands up.
"Shorry, bu' he's mine tonight!" Vivi declared before her body transformed into candy syrup, leaving her clothing to fall to the ground in a sticky mess.
"Vivi! You're making a mess!" Alvida yelled after slamming her candied hands together, resulting in hardened candy breaking apart and slipping off her hands.
"Why do you care?" Vivi slurred from where she was straddling Luffy. "Anything you don't want on you? Jusht make it shlip right off."
"Wait? What are you all doing out here?" Luffy asked while sitting up on the couch, not even bothered with Vivi's naked form slumped over him. "What idea were you guys talking about?"
"It was Valerie's idea." Nami began as she and the others gathered around the couch.
"What? To come out here while we were...were..." Conis started as her face steadily became scarlet red.
"No, no." Nami denied with a wave of her hand. "Valerie saw you two out here on the gondola and got it into her head to have us sail out here to have our own fun. You can take the one we sailed out here on and head back. Just leave the food for us."
"Eh?!" Conis yelped in shock, her mind suddenly filling with thoughts of what Luffy and the four female Straw Hats would be doing out here. "A-A-All of you!? Here?! W-W-With Lu-Luffy!?"
"Why not? Kyahahaha!" Valerie laughed as she began to strip herself. An action that was which Alvida mimicked shortly after. The only one not undressing was Nami, who had decided to sit next the poor angel after she had slumped to the ground in shock.
"Conis?" Nami began, getting Conis' attention. "You like Luffy too, right?"
"I...that is...um..." Conis stammered out while staring at the deck. "Y-Yes?"
"Well, we all like him as well." Nami grinned. "Don't know why we feel this way for him, but we don't care."
Conis looked to Nami, then to the women surrounding Luffy, then back to Nami.
"Is it...always like this one your ship?" she asked.
"Not on the ship, no. But only because we're keeping it from the rest of the crew." Nami answered.
"Otherwise, they'd lose their shit." Valerie snickered while Alvida slipped through Vivi to plant her lips on Luffy's, leaving Vivi to blister furiously at being cut off.
"Hey! Get off!" she yelled as she tried to grab Alvida, only for her hands to slip off of her body. "Shtupid slippery body!" she slurred before the two of them began to fight each other. Valerie laughed, Nami sighed, Conis blushed, and Luffy just watched the two nude women wrestle on top of him, quietly watching as their bodies jiggled above him.
-Party-
Sanji's eyebrow was twitching furiously as he whipped up some more food for those still awake on the last night of the party.
"Must...not...seek out...rubber...bastard!" the chef ground out through grit teeth as he finished the food. He released most of his tension in a sigh before stepping away from the finished dishes. He put a cigarette in his mouth and brought a lighter towards the tip to light it, only for his whole body to jerk, his teeth biting clean through the cancer stick. "...just one kick." he muttered to himself as he began walking through the crowd of partying people.
"Hey, Sanji!"
His eyes turned to hearts at the sound of a familiar feminine voice calling out to him.
"NOJIKO-CHWAN!" he called back as he practically flew towards her, hearts replacing his eyes. "Do you need something, my dear?!"
"Well, I saw some strange berry bushes over this way. The natives say it's delicious, so I was wondering if you could make me a glass with them?" she asked with a smile.
"Of course!" Sanji eagerly complied as he ran towards the direction she'd indicated. His smile slowly faded as he looked around the deserted area for the fruit in question. "Where is it?" he asked himself before seeing something twinkle on the ground. "Hmm? A necklace?" he asked as he reached down to pick it up...
BAM!
Gin stood over the unconscious chef as he put his tonfa away, his eyes examining the large lump that was now growing on the back of Sanji's head.
"Thanks Gin." Nojiko said gratefully as she walked out of her hiding spot and retrieved her necklace.
"Meh. I was just tired of him hitting the captain." he said with a shrug. "If he kept it up everytime you-know-what happened, he'd probably mutiny or something." He then shot her a smirk as he lifted Sanji over his shoulder and strolled back towards the party. "You owe me one."
"Yeah, I know." Nojiko sighed before looking out in the direction of Angel Island. "Hope you're having fun, Nami."
-Gondola-
"WAAAAAH! C-CUT IT OUT!" Nami demanded desperately.
"L-LET US G-HYAAAA!" Valerie shouted, her protest changing to a shuddering shriek.
Currently, the two were squirming on the ground as they did their best to fight off what had to be the most dangerous enemy they'd ever encounter: A drunken Vivi.
"I'm not doing nothin'." the princess slurred as she watched the spectacle before her. "I'm jusht passing time u'til my turn wid luffy."
"YOU CAN DO THAT WITHOUT GROPING US WITH YOUR POWERS!" the two women roared as they flailed about, the mass of tentacles not letting up as they wove around their nude forms.
"What elshe am I supposed ta do?" Vivi asked with a pout before smirking at them. "Besides, dish is good for ya."
"I BEG TO-GYEEP!" Valerie began before she felt a tentacle of candy slither between her ass cheeks, sending shivers up her spine.
"W-WELL, WHY AREN'T YOU DOING THIS TO ALVIDA?!" Nami demanded as she cast a glare at the woman in question. Said woman was currently busy being drilled by their rubber-brained captain, her eyes screwing up as she bounced on top of Luffy, the cloud couch acting as the perfect cushion for her to bounce on.
"Because my powers shlide off of her body." Vivi replied.
"Stupid slippe-HaaHAAaaa!" Nami moaned in shock. She looked down to see two tentacles had mrphed into multiple tiny strands. She gasped and renewed her squirming as they began to encircle and squeeze her breasts, the ends poking her nipples as if try to enter them. A mixture of moans and protests worked there way out of the navigator's throat, her face turning even redder than when she was mocked in Mock Town for mentioning Sky Island. "V-VIVI! CUT THAHAAAA!" she got out before it devolved into a loud moan.
"Shorry. You say somethin'?" Vivi giggled as her candy tentacles continued to slither around and grope the two women, who continued to squirm and thrash under the assualt. Finally, their respite came in an unexpected way.
THUMP!
That being Alvida's body falling to the floor of the gondola.
Vivi's candy returned to her body, freeing the other two from their restraints and allowing them to catch their breaths. When they finally got them, they turned their attention to their unconscious crewmate. Her body was coated in sweat, her hair was frazzled, her eyes had rolled into the back of her head, and a smile was plastered on her face as drool and cum leaked out of both of her lips.
"Alvida?" Nami asked in concern.
"Did...Did Luffy just fuck her unconscious?" Valerie whispered aloud, a bead of sweat on her forehead that wasn't from her earlier thrashings. The two turned away from their downed friend when the sound of kissing filled the air again.
"VIVI!" they both cried out angrily as they glared at Vivi smooching Luffy. "LUFFY!"
"Yes?" Luffy asked after he and Vivi parted. His shrank in on himself when he finally noticed the frigid glares they were sending his way.
"Would you mind explaining why, no matter how hard we screamed, you didn't stop Vivi from sexually assaulting us?" Nami grit out, looking to be a few seconds away from throttling both rubber-man and princess.
"You didn't enjoy that?" Luffy asked in genuine curiosity.
"WHERE IN THAT RUBBERY BRAIN OF YOURS MADE YOU THINK THAT WE WOULD IN ANY WAY ENJOY WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO US?!" Nami roared as she began to strangle Luffy.
"Oh no." Valerie groaned as she rubbed her temples.
"What?" Vivi hiccuped.
"Remember when I told you about Luffy's 'encounter' with those three women from Bellamy's crew?" she began.
"Yeah." Nami nodded before freezing as her as she connected the dots. "Wait! You don't mean-"
"I think he thought we didn't mind because of how they said the blonde one loved it, despite her protests." Valerie finished with a sigh. "Which is why he didn't help us despite our screams."
Nami glared daggers at her captain, the shadows over her eyes sending shivers down his spine.
"You let us get molested? Because of that?!" she growled, sounding like a woman possessed. The poor rubber-man raised his hands in defense, sweat coating his body as he prepared for her to explode.
"W-Well, my haki didn't pick up anything that said you were really in trouble!" he yelped in defense.
Nami's rage subsided marginally at his words, though her scowl was still in place. "What are you talking about?"
"I can feel if you guys are in trouble if you're within range of my haki." he began. "And I can tell if you're hurt and such. It's how I was able to tell where you guys were and that Enel attacked Sanji and Usopp."
"Wait." Valerie started, a look of horrific realization washing over her. "Are you saying the reason you didn't help was because-"
"Oh? You two enjoyed that?" Vivi asked, her arms slowly morphing again, causing the other two to both freeze up and blush.
"D-DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!" Nami roared in denial.
"SHE'S RIGHT!" Valerie agreed.
"Really?" Vivi blinked before smiling at them with a giggle. "Would it be a different story if Luffy used his fingers-"
SPLBPT!
Everyone slowly blinked as they processed what had just happened. Then their reactions shifted. Nami and Valerie groaned. Luffy laughed. And Vivi simply smiled.
"Forget I was a logia?" she asked, not at all affected by the fact that Nami and Valerie had their fists trapped within her liquifed face. The two of them grunted as they tried to pull themselves free, only for them to be jerked back into place. "So much energy left, huh?" Vivi giggled as her arms began to morph, causing the two to pale in horror. "Should I give our beloved captain a show before having my way with him?"
"LUFFY, IF SHE TOUCHES US, I'LL MAKE SURE SANJI ONLY SERVES YOU VEGGIES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!" Nami howled in panic as she and the chocolatier struggled even harder.
Thwack!
Both women found themselves stumbling onto their asses as the candy's hold on their hands suddenly vanished. They looked up to see Luffy standing behind Vivi, one hand keeping her unconscious form from falling over while his eyes shifted from a harsh glare to normal. They would've asked what he had done, but the shivers that they had felt during the fall told all.
"That haki of yours." Valerie gulped as she and Nami got back to their feet while Luffy gently laid Vivi onto the other gondola, where a fully clothed Conis was trembling in place.
"After I dress her, can you take her back to the party?" Luffy asked the angel.
"Uh...s-sure." she got out after a moment. Luffy nodded and proceeded to dress the unconscious royal, his actions eliciting silent moans whenever his hands touched certain areas of her body. With Vivi fully clothed, the rubber-man jumped back to the bull gondola and waved goodbye to Conis as she took Vivi ashore.
"Well," Nami began with a huff. "Now that that bit of insanity is over-"
"Don't do it."
-before being cut off by Luffy's quiet voice. She and Valerie looked down to see Luffy bowing his head before them.
"Uh..."
"DON'T DO IT!" he repeated after shooting his head up, comical tears trailing down his eyes. "I WON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN! JUST DON'T TAKE MY MEAT AWAY!" He finished before slamming his head against the deck again.
Both women blinked at the spectacle before glancing at each other. Then...
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Luffy looked up to see both of them laughing, with Nami sitting on the couch and hugging herself while Valerie floated above her.
"What's so funny?" Luffy asked, his panic replaced with confusion.
"You!" Valerie giggled.
"The next Pirate King turns into a blubbering mess at the thought of never eating meat again!" Nami laughed while wiping a tear from her eye. It took a few moments to get their laugh down, leaving Luffy to childishly pout. "Oh relax. It was funny."
"I like my meat." he grumbled.
"Okay, okay." Valerie said, her hands raised placatingly. "We won't threaten to take your meat away again."
Luffy kept his pout up for a moment before smiling again. "Okay."
"Good." Nami muttered from in front of Luffy, her finger raising his chin up to look her in the eye. "But you still owe us for leaving us to Vivi." Her tone sent chills down his spine in such a way that it made him blush in lust and pale in horror.
"She's right." Valerie agreed with a dark chuckle as she gently knocked him onto his butt with her foot before moving the same foot down between his legs. "And now that Vivi's gone and Alvida's out, it's our turn now. And we're not stopping until we're satisfied."
-On the island-
The party was finally winding down as many of the citizens were passed out amongst the ruins of Shandora. A few of the Straw Hats were joining them as they moved towards their own section of the ruins to sleep on. Zoro was snoring around a pile of bottles he'd binged, Johnny and Yosaku were passed out with chopsticks up their noses, Grace had been carried by the others towards their sleeping spot, Chopper had slowly nodded off after he and Usopp made sure that Sanji was out cold, and Sanji was twitching and cursing Luffy in his sleep. Those still awake were Gin, Carue, Nojiko, and Robin, though they too were getting ready to call it a night.
"Alright." Gin said, gaining their attention. "Who's getting the others?"
"Perhaps the princess's valiant mount?" Robin suggested with a smile. "It would be no trouble for him to scour the island to find them."
"No worries. I'll go get them." Nojiko spoke up as she began walking off. "I know where they are."
She got a good distance away, far from the others, before noticing two figures approaching.
"Oh?" the electric woman blinked as they came closer.
"Um, can I get some help?" Conis asked as she carried an unconscious Vivi on her back.
"I'll take her off your hands." Nojiko sighed with a smile. The angel sighed as well, though hers was of relief after giving Vivi to Nojiko. "By the way, how are the others doing?"
"They...well..." Conis trailed off, a blush coming back to her face. After releasing a deep breath, she summed it up in five little words. "Two down, two to go?"
"Wow. They're really holding up against him." Nojiko chuckled.
"Does this happen...often?" Conis asked uneasily.
"Nah. Just when Luffy and any of the females of the crew manage to slip away." Nojiko replied like it wasn't a big deal.
"I-I see." Conis nodded shakily before walking off. "Well, they can drive the gondola back when they're done. I'm going home now."
"See ya." Nojiko said with a wave before walking back towards the others.
-Gondola-
Nami threw her head back and released a loud moan as she came before slumping onto Luffy, leaving the both of them to catch their breath after their latest climax. Valerie was lying near Alvida, her body coated in sweat and her breathing having gone back to normal after awhile. She and Nami had alternated between who Luffy would fuck before her body gave out and she collapsed, leaving only Luffy and Nami conscious.
"I think I've...reached my limit." Nami huffed out as she sat up on top of Luffy. "I honestly don't think there's anyone who can outlast you, Luffy."
"Shishishishi!" Luffy laughed before sitting up and embracing her, which she returned in kind.
"Well, I'm gonna get these two and myself dressed. Wait here and I'll sail us back to the island." Nami told him as she got off and began gathering their clothes.
"I can drive us back to the-"
"Touch that wheel and I'll yank on your balls until they come off." she said with a smile, which widened further at Luffy's horrified yelp.
A/N: I deeply apologize for A.) Taking too long to update. And B.) If this chapter got too out of hand. Now that I've gotten past it, I can finally focus on the final chapter and the next arc to come. Hope you all have a Merry Christmas.