Darkest Hero
So you've come to see a new chapter of Darkest Hero have you? Well good, I have a rough idea for events upto and including the sports festival but I am torn on how to proceed with the incident in Hosu. Given who CHERUB is trying to follow not to mention how a certain villain has a lament configuration how should events turn out? Canon like? Use of demons instead of Nomu? Stain having an anurism about CHERUB?
Q and A will happen.
Q: is Mineta seriously that stupid?
A: its Mineta, he's already in hell and figures he has nothing left to loose (oh how wrong he is)
Q: Isn't alister a wendigo/dear tho not a fox?
A: yes he is but he ears are vulpine instead of dear like for some reason in most of his art.
Q: Will goose cough up furballs for shits and giggles on present mic?
A: probably.
Q: Is this the same Goose who ate the tesseract and clawed Nick Fury's eye?
A: based off of them yes, actually them no. I was tempted to try and sneak in someone freaking out screaming Flunkin at goose but decided against it.
Q: Momma Inko gonna give Eri and Izuku a new dad?
A: maybe.
Q: So, big dick raccoon shapeshifters are a thing in this?
A: yeah pretty much, it'll be playing a part later.
Q: We need a devine being to stop Nezu weaponising Goose.
A: Nezu would never weaponise a fellow animal, giving them catnip and setting them loose in a teacher's room however...
Q: So...Nezu is spying on them?
A: sort of? Principal has cameras all over the school.
Q: where is Mei and sleepy-boi?
A: will be explained in this chapter.
Q: did Mineta finally die again?
A: no, he is a demon now, a little incineration won't kill him, hurt sure but kill? No. He has much suffering to experience.
Q: so did Lucifer knock up Midnight?
A: I don't know, comments discuss it i geuss.
Q: what exactly is Nezu?
A: why the principal of corse.
Q: Can we have an uncensored chapter 9?
A: due to rules on Fanfiction and Wattpad it is only available of Archive of our own.
Q: can you explain cenobites?
A: imagine sadomasochistic angels who live in hell, routinely flip god the bird and are almost always having civil wars over wether to follow leviathan or find some new entity to worship and serve.
Chapter 23: Boom goes the building
"I AM HERE...COMING THROUGH THE DOOR LILE A NORMAL PERSON."
"OHMYGOSHITSALLMIGHT!" "FUCK! THAT WAS MY EAR HUGE HANDS!" "EEEEEHHHHHHHHH! CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH?!" "TOO LOUD!"
"YES I AM HERE TO TEACH YOU ALL TO BE HEROES!" All Might grinned widely only to freeze slightly on the near blank look he was getting from Charlie and the frown from Izuku.
"HIS SILVER AGE COSTUME! ITS SOO CUTE!" "He's bigger in person kero." "Mad revelry."
"Quit your yapping!" Aizawa snapped as he picked up goose and made his way to the front of the room. "I'm about to grade papers now quiet or you're getting an F."
"What papers? Its the second day?" Shoto asked softly.
"Uh, Aizawa sensei can I have goose back please?" Izuku asked.
"After class." The man rebutted simply as goose purred in contentment.
"Traitor." Izuku sulked at the smug cat, Charlie couldn't help the giggle that slipped out at his expression.
"Hmm, onetwothreefourfive... were are the other two?" All Might asked after a quick head count.
"Hatsume tripped campus security this morning and pulled Shinso in aswell." Mina explained with a raised hand. "One of her inventions has them stuck by the main gates in capture putty, its supposed to last two hours or until the equivilant of a c4 detonation crumbles it."
"Hmm, very well, I'll go grab them and get them free for class." All might nodded to himself before opening a window and literally leaping out of it.
"There was a perfectly good door you meat head!" Aizawa snapped out the window at the blonde hero before growling in irritation and slamming the window shut hard enough to make it rattle.
"Uh, wasn't he the teacher for this session kero?" Tsu asked, perplexed.
"Why me?" Aizawa sighed as he wheeled in a trolley All Might had left in the main hallway which was covered in suitcases. "Everyone grab a suitcase corresponding to their seat number. Hurry up and grab one before you head to training grounds B or you're expelled."
With those final words the class was all rushing to grab their costumes, some were rather simple like shot's suit or Toru's boots and gloves, others like Iida's suit of armor and Bakugo's militaristic costume were much more complex. Mina had opted for a eye catching 80s style fluoro outfit complete with a fuzzy pink scarf that reminded Izuku of one of the overlords of hell aswell as Angel dust, while Momo's costume of a red leotard with a reference book for chemical formulas and a short cape was also eyecatching but not for the same reasons. Ochako's left her looking like a pink astronaut mixed with Kirby if it wasn't for her scarred eye. Reiko looked like she was in a stereotypical ghost outfit and Tsu was in a tight full body green wetsuit with goggles and highheal flippers which resembled frog feet. Sero and Koda were in what could only be described as generic super hero costumes asides Sero's tape dispenser helmet. Kendo was in a generic karate Gi with a black eye mask and a red ribbon keeping her hair up.
Charlie had opted to go with the same uniform she wore at the hotel minus the tie and swapped the formal shoes for combat boots. Izuku had gone with the same green all might inspired outfit he had designed with his mum as a child minus the hood due to obvious reasons and made of a fireproof nylon spandex material similar to what was used in Endevor's costume.
It wasn't long before the class arrived and the lesson started, Aizawa had managed to somehow drag his desk along with him while still being in a sleeping bag.
"ALL RIGHT! IT'S TIME FOR COMBAT TRAINING!" All Might boomed with a bright smile looking over the assembled students, Shinso stood behind him in what looked like Aizawa's costume only a darker purple and minus the scarf and goggles, bits of a bright pink hardened foam dotted his hair, Mei's hair was in a similar state and was dressed in what could only be described as a mix of blacksmith and mechanic clothes with numerous gadgets strapped to her person.
"Sensei!" Izuku noticed that while in the suit of armor Iida looked like a miniature, slimmer and less tech heavy version of his older brother in it. "Will we be trying out urban combat again like the entrance exams?"
All Might shook his head. "I'M TWO STEPS AHEAD OF YOU! WHILE MOST VILLAIN BATTLES HAPPEN OUTSIDE, THE WORST VILLAINS WILL RETREAT INDOORS! THEREFORE, WE WILL BE WORKING ON INTERNAL BATTLES! THE CLASS SHALL BE SPLIT INTO TEAMS OF TWO! TWO TEAMS WILL FIGHT! ONE WILL BE HEROES AND THE OTHER WILL BE VILLIANS!"
"With no safety or weapons training?" Izuku asked in mild confusion, Vaggie had practically hammered it into his head to always know your weapons and gear before you went into any sort of combat training, this had resulted after he had been messing around with a broom while cleaning the lobby of Happy hotel and slapped himself in the face with it after pretending it was a staff.
All Might laughed. "WE ARE DOING THIS TO TEACH YOU THE BASICS! THIS IS NO FIGHT AGAINST ROBOTS YOU CAN BEAT UP! YOU'LL BE FIGHTING EACH OTHER!"
Immediately questions started pouting in. "What determines victory?" "Can we still beat people up?" "Will the punishment for failure be expulsion?" "How will we be split up?" "Can we send bakugo into space?"
All Might grumbled. "I SHALL ANSWER ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS!"He pulled out a booklet. "...IN A SECOND!"
"Hehe he's as bad as you." Charlie chuckled quietly at Izuku with a knowing smirk.
"Quiet." Iida warned making the demon heiress zip her lips with a smile.
"The villains have a 5-story building as their layer and have a nuclear weapon hidden there. The heroes are trying to disarm it. The heroes have to get to the device or capture the villains within an allotted time limit. The villains need to protect the nuke! They will also win if they manage to catch both of the heroes! Teams will be decided by drawing lots!" All might recited.
"Teams are decided that haphazardly?!" Iida shouted. "Why are we not deciding our own teams?!"
"Lets put it this way then." Izuku began grimly getting the attention of the class and all might. "Let's say your partner is too hurt or even dead and can't help you but someone from another agency just arrived and you don't have enough time for someone from your agency to show up or people will die."
Lida gulped in shock. "I-I see. That does seem like a likely scenario."
"SADLY ONE THAT IS ALL TOO COMMON." All Might stated firmly. "TEAMS WILL BE DECIDED BY DRAWING LOTS. SINCE WE HAVE AN EVEN NUMBER, THINGS WILL WORK OUT JUST FINE NOW GATHER AROUND EVERYONE AS I DEMONSTRATE HOW TO DRAW LOTS FROM A HAT."
"I'll be keeping Goose here so nobody get favoured." Aizawa stated from his sleeping bag, goose was poking his head out just bellow the man's chin and purred with content.
Nobody could refute that argument, even Bakugo couldn't, didn't stop him scoffing though. Soon the lots were drawn and the students began to pair up.
Team A: Izuku Midoriya with Shoto Todoroki Team B: Iida Tenya and Mezou Shouji Team C: Ochako Uraraka and Momo Yaoyorozu Team D: Katsuki Bakugou and Mei Hatsume Team E: Hitoshi Shinso and Mina Ashido Team F: Kouji Kouda and Rikidou Satou Team G : Itsuka Kendo and Kyouka Jirou Team H: Tsuyu Asui and Fumikage Tokoyami Team I: Charlie Magne and Tooru Hagakure Team J: Reiko Yanagi and Hanta Sero
"FIRST UP FOR THE HERO TEAM IS...TEAM A AGAINST THE HEROES IS TEAM...D!" All Might declared after having drawn lots in an overly dramatic fashion. "MIDORIYA AND TODOROKI YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO LOOK OVER THE BUILDING PLANS ONCE YOU ENTER THE GROUNDS, GRAB A EARPIECE EACH AND HEAD ON DOWN. BAKUGO AND HATSUME GRAB AN EARPIECE EACH ASWELL, YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES TO PREPARE."
"Time to show off my babies!" Mei grinned widely as she snatched up one of the ear pieces with a near insane grin.
"I WILL FUCKING CRUSH YOU WORTHLESS BASTARDS!" Bakugo snarled as he snatched a ear piece and stormed off muttering under his breath about shitty extras.
"Why me..." Shoto sighed as the explosive and hyperactive pinkette took off after Bakugo who ignored the stairs and just jumped to the ground floor and made his way to the training grounds.
"Izu-kun good luck!" Charlie grinned as the green haired demon smiled back before making his way out after Hatsume and Bakugo, shoto merely deadpanned and followed him aswell. Outside was a multi story apartment building maked off with yellow and black hazard stripes painted around it with a table covered in blueprints just outside of the marked area.
"Anything you want to input? I saw yesterday that you can make a lot of ice are you able to shape it?" Izuku rattled off.
"I don't need help." Shoto scoffed bluntly as he folded his arms. "Especially not from some dumb hothead who can't even control his quirk."
"I can control it, its just prone to flare ups." Izuku replied.
"You let your emotions get in the way." Shoto replied bluntly as he turned to face the building.
"Come on, we have to work together, I know how Katsuki fights and I know he will head straight for me whe-" a loud explosion cut off his sentence as a chunk of the building gave way and collapsed onto the payment bellow as a singed and soot covered pink blur was sent flying out of the building.
"DONT FUCKING DIE YOU BITCH!" Bakugo shouted as he dove after them, his costume was burnt in several places and his gauntlets looked battered and damaged.
"ALL STUDENTS CLEAR THE AREA!" Allmight boomed as he jumped clean through the observation room window, shattering it, as he shot himself towards Hatsume.
"THERE WAS A FUCKING DOOR AND IT WAS CLOSER!" Aizawa shouted in disbelief.
With a burst of ice Shoto created a glacier ramp to intercept the flying students and all might while Izuku blasted a quick torrent of flames at it, melting it slightly and providing a less jagged slope as the trio slammed into it.
"MOVE YOUR ASS!" Bakugo shouted as he tried to shove the unconscious pinkette off of him.
"What was all that?!" Mina shouted out the broken window.
"Indeed, young Bakugo I know you didn't use your quirk and the blast originated too far away to be Hatsume's fault, could you tell us what happened." All Might asked loudly.
"HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?!" Bakugo snarled at the blonde hero. "Some fucker probably didn't clean up after the last class."
"Logical." Aizawa grunted.
"Such destruction." Kirai uttered in shock from her twin's shoulder.
"To think it remained hidden like the snarling beast in the depths." Tokoyami hummed.
"Please don't bring that thing up." His twin shuddered. "I still have nightmares."
"You sleep?" Reiko asked in shock.
"I do but my sister likes to possess my body to go on dark revelries." Tokoyami replied.
"I ate all the beeschurgers." Dark shadow sang aloud.
"Hush you dark beast." Tokoyami huffed. He was disgusted that his sister loved reversed hamburgers, they were so messy to eat and he always had to pick cheese out of his feathers afterwards.
"ATTENTION!" All Might called as he re-entered the room, hatsume out cold on his shoulder. "Young Iida may I ask that you get Hatsume to recovery girl's office, everyone else go and get changed, classes are postponed until we clear out the 3rd year obstacles!"
A few groaned or complained but a quick glare from Aizawa saw everyone trudge back to the change rooms asides Iida who was taking Hatsume to the nurse's office and Aizawa and goose who were looking out at the destroyed building, everything from the 3rd floor up was totally destroyed on the western corner of the building, bricks, glass and dust covered the area and a good chunk was frozen under the slowly melting ice slide Shoto made.
"That wasn't a 3rd year obstacle. Cementos made that building only yesterday." Aizawa frowned.
"Ill be taking to Nezu, its clean someone is trying to send a message." All Might frowned darkly. "Nobody is going to harm my students."
End.
Thoughts? Remember the votes; 1:What to do with Mayberry 2: should Midbight become a mother? 3: what should happen with the Hosu city incident?