Darkest Hero
Okay so the old version of this chapter is beyond saving, the SD was sadly reformatted and all data destroyed as it was unable to be salvaged at all. Due to this I will be rewriting this chapter from the ground up so it's not exactly as I originally had it. For those who wonder how this effects the story the answer is not much.
If you thought this would change the routine you are wrong so get ready for the Q and A segment but covering two chapters instead of the usual 1.
Q: is Iida okay? Normally he would be the one to freak out about the moral implications of being in hell.
A: it got cut off for some reason in chapter 40 but he fell in the hole with Mina and got knocked out.
Q: Is that a South Park reference?
A: yes both South Park and the Uncle Fucker bit.
Q: Uh so why was Beatlejuice there?
A: couldn't resist.
Q: WHO DARES SCARE THE ERI?!
A: Her own bad dreams. Also Kai but Angel has him.
Q: so is Midoriya senior a cenobite or a demon?
A: technically he is a zombie and a demon.
Q: Is Eri going to get vengeance?
A: yes. Yes she will.
Chapter 40: the fight.
"Not again." Izuku growled, remember the last encounter he had with his father and his friends.
"Shudzup ya frkn cunt." The zombified Midoriya slurred as his friends gathered around him. All had clearly been drinking for a while now judging by the pile of bottles that had spilled out of the white van behind them.
"Leave my friends alone." Izuku growled. He would never forgive his father for how he treated him and his mum after he was diagnosed as quirkless.
"I said SHUDUPP!" The drunkard snarled as he ditched a glass bottle at Izuku who merely growled as he caught it out of the air. With a hiss of evaporating alcohol residue the glass melted to slag where it pooled bellow on the dirt of the park.
"HEY YOU SHUDUPPA!" A demon shouted from an upper window of the apartments above as they ditched a Apple core at the drunk.
"NO YOU SHUDDUP!" Hizashi snarled back.
"OH DONTA MAKE A ME COME DOWN THERE!" The demon shouted.
"FUCK YOU!" Hizashi snarled.
"NO FUCK YOU!" The demon called back.
"WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!" Hizashi shouted back as Izuku, Charlie and Todoroki made their way to the front, standing defensively between the drunk and their classmates. Thirteen tried to but winced in pain and stumbled, barely caught by shinso and Mei before she nearly fell.
"WHAT?!" The demon shouted, barely hearing the question.
"HE SAID WHATS YA NAME?!" The frog looking demon to Hizashi's left shouted.
"IZECHIAL!" The demon replied.
Hizashi blinked owlishly for a few moments before he replied with a cocky smirk. "FUCK YOU IZECHIAL!"
"THATS IT! I'M A COMMIN DOWN YA DRUNK, IMMA GETTIN MA SHOTGUN!" The demon shouted as their window was slammed shut.
"Fsht." Hizashi scoffed before turning back to the group and oggling Mina and Momo. "Tells yooos what, you gives me the sekshy sluts for me an mah friends and yous'll fuck off."
"Oh like fucking caine you will!" Mina snarled in anger, acid dripping from her clenched fists as she pushed past Todoroki.
"Damn succybus slerts are da hortsd." Hizashi grinned stupidly.
"Alright that's it." Mina snarled as she stalked over, Izuku and Charlie tried rather unsuccessfully to restrain her thanks to how much acid was dripping off of her at this point.
"Three bucks a fuck?" Hizashi asked only to get slugged in the jaw by Mina. "Four?"
"PISS OFF!" Mina screamed as she punched him again. With a grunt of pain the older Midoriya fell back as his friends tried to attack Mina only to find themselves set upon by the rest of the class bar those who were tending to the injured and Eri who was busy trying to see what was going on with the fight and Inko who had taken to wailing on Hizashi with Mina.
"THIS!" Inko snarled as she stomped on his leg. "WAS FOR SLEEPING WITH YOUR BOSS!" Another stomp, this time to the knee which broke with a snap. "THAT WAS FOR CONSTANTLY BURNING MY BACK AND CHEST!" Another stomp, this time to his manhood which she then proceeded to grind her heel into. "AND THIS IS FOR BEING ABUSIVE TO OUR SON!!"
"MERCY! MERCY!" A demon who looked like a cross between a goat and a snake shrieked as Bakugo chased after them with a savage grin, detonating small explosions right behind them, leaving them singed and pained.
"RUN OH CAINE FUCKING RUN!" A fat imp screamed in fear as Toga cackled with glee, chasing after him with her knife.
"Fuck this shit I'm out!" A fire demon cried as Shoto sent wave after wave of ice at them.
"Looky looky, a tiny little runt." A warthog headed demon smirked as he picked up Eri by the scruff of her shirt when she got too close, dangling her at eye level.
"Don't forget, cute and happy!" Eri shouted as she threw herself from the demon's grip and at his face where she proceeded to start tearing at his fur and slapping his face repeatedly.
"AHHHHHH! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!" The demon screamed in a falsetto as they ran around in panic, Eri climbing over him as she slapped, clawed, pulled his fur and bit him. "AHHHHHHHH!"
A loud shotgun blast filled the air as one of the drunks dropped to the ground, a messy hole in his torso. It was Ezhial. "THAT'S IT! I GOT ME BOOMSTICK!"
"FUCK RUN!"
The frog like demon screeched as he scrambled off, the majority of the group running behind them leaving only the warthog demon and Hizashi who was being pumbled. One of the demons was looking like they had gone through a meat grinder and was missing a shoe leaving then to half hop away.
"Oh no ya don't I'ma gonna get you this a time!" Ezhial called as he gave chase, firing off the gun occasionally.
"Aw no stabby." Toga pouted as the one she had been chasing sprouted wings and struggled to fly off.
"Is it always like this?" Ochako asked timidly as Kyoka winced in pain from the sounds, rubbing her ear jacks in pain as she did so.
"Yeah that's just Pentagram on a normal day for you." Kira shrugged as she spat out a boot. "Atleast the beese churgers are good."
"You disgust me." Tokoyami gagged at the mere thought of the inverted burgers. So...messy.
"I wouldn't mind trying it." Reiko muttered softly.
"So, are we just going to ignore the fact that they're beating up his dad?" Tsu asked nervously.
"Huh...wha what happened?" Momo slurred tiredly.
"Oh hey you're finally awake." Sero uttered, a tarp covered Toru clinging to his side making him blush. "Uh welcome to hell I guess."
"Alright. I'm good." Inko hummed as she dragged a still fuming Mina away from a now bloodied and burnt Hizashi who was twitching on the floor in pain. "Eri sweety it's time to stop playing."
"Okay." Eri called chipperly before she headbutted the warthog demon knocking them out cold. With a skip in her step the small girl made her way back to the main group where she stopped next to Izuku. "Onii-chan Onii-chan did you see me!"
"Uh y-yeah." Izuku stuttered.
"I want to grow up and fight bad guys like Mummy says you do!" Eri grinned with excitement.
"Hey, he's coming to." Mei called as she crouched down next to Aizawa. "Hey hobo hero. You okay?"
"I fucking hate my life." Aizawa deadpanned with a pained expression.
"We can get him patched up properly at the hotel." Charlie explained as a distant polka music could be heard.
"Wait how is he even still alive Kero?" Tsu croaked. "I'm pretty sure he got stabbed clean through."
"Light spears burn through, it's cauterized but won't hold forever." Inko supplied softly as the music grew louder.
"So where are we exactly? I'm pretty sure there aren't any caves nearby that have this high of a ceiling" Aizawa spoke louder, the ever growing music drowning out his words. " and I also don't recognise this skyline AND WHAT HELL IS THAT MUSIC COMING FROM?!"
"IT'S THE FUCK BOYS!" A voice screamed as a limo flew over the hill, staying in the air for a few moments before skidding to a half on the road before them, slamming aside the white van as it did so, a black and a pink fluffy spider demon were sticking out of the sunroof. One firing off a mp40 at the retreating demons while the other was merely admiring herself in a small mirror. Mexican Polka music blaring through the driver's window as it wound down revealing the white fluffy face of Angel Dust who was smirking. With a click the music stopped.
"Yello." Angel dust grinned. "Pickup for 30?"
"Angel dust. Who are they?" Charlie asked as she gestured at the two other spider demons. "And why are they in my limo?"
"Oh we're Angel's siblings, I'm Molly, this is Arakniss." The pink spider supplied.
Angel cringed at the flat look of disappointment Charlie gave him. "We'll be discussing this later."
"Oh nuts." Angel dust huffed as they pouted and folded one of their pairs of arms. Then they laid their eyes on Bakugo. "Who's the hotty?"
"Out of your league puff ball." Bakugo scoffed. "Are we leaving now?"
"Sure, hop in everyone, just mind the asshole tied up in the back there, Eri, there's a Chinese takeout container full of broken glass to run his face in under the seat he's on." Angel dust supplied as the group bar one went into the limo, although Iida had to be lifted in by both Soji and Saji. "You coming toots?"
"Mother has grounded me." Angelique replied with a roll of her eyes from near the sea of ash. "I am waiting for the bus back to the Labyrinth to arrive."
"Suit yourself." Angel dust shrugged only to blink owlishly and look up at thirteen. "Uh, you good chrome dome?"
"I will be driving. You will be in the back." Thirteen deadpanned.
"Meh, whatever." Angel dust shrugged as they opened the window that seperated the driver's cab from the rear of the limo and climbed through. "No skin of my thorax, not like I want to drive anyway, too many road laws."
"I'll navigate." Charlie sighed as she climbed in shotgun. "I can't drive yet but I still know my way around here."
In the back of the limo however the majority of the class were frankly disturbed by the joy Eri was taking in slowly torturing a volture headed skeletal demon.
"All around the darkened halls the cenobite stalks the lost soul, cenobite throught it was all in good fun, CRACK!" Eri sang, punctuating the word crack by stabbing a sharp piece of glass into the bound and gagged demon's face. "Goes their vertebrae."
"mfffhamanmmhhfff!" The bound demon's muffled screams of pain were heard.
"I know he's mafia but isn't this extreme?" Molly asked nonchallantly as she waved a hand in the direction of the demon.
"Oh trust me, this psycho abused kids." Angel dust spat.
"Can we dunk him in gas and electricute him when the kid is done?" Arakniss snarled in anger as he cracked his fingers while glaring at the volture demon.
"IMP has dibs after her." Charlie explained as she leveled a flat glare at Angel Dust. "So Angel what else have you lied about? I kind help redeem you if you keep doing stuff like this."
"Uh heh funny story." Angel dust chuckled
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"Why do I suddenly foresee a mountain of paperwork?" Izuku shuddered and it wasn't just fear from the hungry gazes Toga was sending his way either.
End.
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