Darkest Hero
Hello and welcome to get another thrilling tale of Darkest Hero.
Let's just slide right into the Q and A segment. Shall we?
Q: is that one of the south park woodland critters?
A: nope, it's the dear cherub who works for CHERUB in hell of a boss.
Q: Is Angelique a OC?
A: No actually, Angelique is the name the demon of hell went by in Hellraiser before she was turned into a cenobite.
Q: why the damned dear thing give stain access to the necronomicon?
A: not the necronomicon and a mix of self preservation and making her job easier by having humanity collectively sent to hell.
Q: so... Doom guy gonna show?
A: Rip... AND TEAR!
Chapter 42: s'mores and texts.
Izuku could only sigh as he once more had to drag Aizawa away from the bar, much to Husk's amusement. Apparently even with a hole in his gut treated by Charlie, the man had enough of shit and wanted a drink.
"Let me go." Aizawa growled.
"Trust me sensei you do not want that crap." Izuku replied softly. He had seen what the normally chearful Nifty was like on that stuff and it frankly scared him almost as much as Alister did.
Charlie on the one occasion he had seen her drunk however just broke his heart. It was a month before Tokoyami's arrival in hell and Charlie had tried filming a commercial for the Hotel only for killjoy to hijack the live event and verbally tear into Charlie before Vaggie chased her off with help from Nifty who was mainly pissed that her moment of fame was interrupted. By the time all was said and done Charlie was about ready to crawl into a bottle and see if alcohol poisoning could kill a demon. The poor girl was crying her heart out, calling herself a failure and asking if she should just stand in the middle of the street during the next purge. It was that day that Izuku really HATED Killjoy and looking back was also probably the day that Vaggie, Charlie and himself first started having feelings for one another, probably also helped that drunk Charlie was clingy Charlie and had refused to let them go even when passed out asleep on her bed forcing the trio to share a bed.
"Last call for crap!" Husk called mockingly as he locked up the bar, but not before swiping a bottle of whiskey for himself.
"That's coming out of your pay." Charlie called absently as she tried to organise a camp out for everyone in the ballroom.
"Bite me." Husk huffed before ripping the lid off the bottle and taking a swig as he walked off.
"These are truely the bestest pillows." Kira grinned as she fluffed a pillow for Reiko, her brother fluffing his own. "Charlie got them from Obelisk Emporium run by some dead Egyptian guy."
"Mister Rafiki is the best pillows and mattress guy in the area, expensive but excellent." Nifty grinned as she along with Shoto and Sato were moving around tables to make room for everyone.
"Mr Squishy!" Eri giggled as the Nomu tried to follow it's orders and get into bed but found itself too large to fit in the sleeping bag. "You need a super dooper big one!"
"Mister squishy is fat." Toga uttered lowly, watching Izuku and Charlie with jealousy as the Nomu ripped the sleeping bag which it then proceeded to stare at in confusion. "Hey princess do we have larger ones?"
"I think that's the largest we have sorry." Charlie chuckled nervously as Ochako and Jirou set up theirs right next to each other much like what Reiko and the twins were doing or like Sero and Toru.
"Demon bitch is a princess?" Bakugo snorted.
"Shut it." Izuku growled.
"FUCK OFF TO THE CORNER POMERANIAN!" Ochako snarled as she pointed to one corner of the room where a lone sleeping bag had been set up, it was old, tatters and smelt like wet dog, perfect for Bakugo.
"MAKE ME!" Bakugo snapped.
"Now or you're expelled." Aizawa frowned harshly. Bakugo snarled but complied, going off to the corner of the room, muttering death threats and curses under his breath as he went.
"This is...odd." Thirteen uttered as they watched the pentagram marked moon rise over the horizon.
"You get used to it." Izuku shrugged with a grin as he handed out blankets to those around him. "Despite the looks it's somewhat beautiful, especially when it's full and Alister isn't hiding on it."
"Hiding on it?" Thirteen asked in confusion.
"Yeah it's really no bigger than the hotel in size and Alister has hid up there a few times." Izuku shuddered. Said incidents were before his death but he had seen recordings of the windigo wreaking havok in the city from above. From destroyed buildings to unleashing giant killer mutant rabbits, if you were outside you were probably on his shitlist in some way or another.
"Hey I brought the grub!" Angel dust called as he walked up the stairs with a box under each arm.
"You mean I brought the food." Alister grinned widely as he walked confidently behind Angel Dust, his cane tapping on the floor as he did so. "Come along chap, the camp out has began and I for one wish to partake in s'mores."
"Yeah I got it." A voice groaned as a large box was carried up the stairs. "Did we have to pack the barbeque in the box too?"
"Of course." Alister grinned as the box was sat down and a red haired golem demon sighed with relief.
"I swear dude you don't do things by ... Mina?" The golem trailed off in shock upon noticing the pink demon. "W...h...huh?!"
"Do I...know you?" Mina asked as she squinted at the golem in mild confusion.
"I'm your damned horn buddy!" The golem called out in disbelief.
"Kiri!" Mina called excitedly as she shot forwards, hugging the golem tightly. "What the fuck happened to you?! Your parents thought you got abducted by villains or something man!"
"Nah some short stack Kaminari liked to hang with killed me somehow, not sure exactly, I just remember choking on something with the creepy midget laughing at us." Kirishima shrugged with a frown. "I swear not manly!"
"Caine no!" Mina scoffed.
"So what happened and who is everyone?" Kirishima asked in confusion.
"Basically after you well...died, I helped your parents look for you for weeks but got told stop and that Endeavour's agency would take over." Mina snorted at that last part, like the flame turd would actually help. "I ended up getting into UA, these are my classmates, Charlie owns the hotel apparently."
"Are you two dating Kero?" Tsu asked out of the blue making both teens sputter and gag in horror.
"Nah frog girl! Mina here is my horn buddy! She's like my sister!" Kirishima explained.
"Caine yeah! Brother from another mother!" Mina grinned smugly.
"If you're all quite done..." Alister chuckled as he opened the box and removed a packet of Campfire marshmallows which he threw at Kendo who barely caught them. "I want s'mores."
"S'MORES!" Kira cried with excitement.
"And all I wish for in payment is one tinsy tiny little thing." Alister grinned widely, too wide to be contained by his face as his antlers became visible and static danced around him.
Whatever he was about to say was stopped by a firm slap upside his head by the just arrived Inko. "Now now Al, no tormenting my baby boy's friends."
"Oh I simply wouldn't dream of it!" Alister mockingly gasped as he held a hand over his heart.
"Uh huh." Inko uttered with a raised eyebrow before turning to Kirishima. "Here's the deal, the mortals don't know you're actually dead given there is no longer a body up there, you help keep my boy and his friends safe and you get a free pass to the mortal realm, deal?"
"Uh no catch right?" Kirishima asked nervously.
"None, just try to keep them safe where it doesn't interfere with them being heroes." Inko shook her head.
"Uh, is that allowed?" Charlie asked nervously.
"It's fine." Inko giggled softly. "I'm technically a part of a different pantheon to you and follow different rules. I mean look at my sister Gozer, right bitch loves her dogs but she's family. She visits earth every few hundred or so years, last time she went she got her ass kicked by three old guys some kids and a spirit. Should of see her face when she got back." Inko snorted a laugh.
"Was she the one who put herself in a painting or was that the idiot who owes me fifty thousand souls?" Alister asked himself softly, unable to remember which moron it was they were referring to.
"The later. So do we have a deal?" Inko smiled kindly at Kirishima.
"I, I want to but what do I say?" Kirishima asked nervously.
"Say yes duh." Mina grinned as she playfully swatted the red head in his arm. "You don't get second chances often man!"
"Alright then I accept." Kirishima grinned with a nod.
"Uh so S'MORES?!" Kira asked impatiently.
"Um...what is smoors?" Eri asked in confusion.
"Oh my gosh the poor girl!" Toru called out in shock as she pulled Sero close to her chest, nearly smothering the teen with her breasts in doing so. "She doesn't even know about s'mores! Quickly SERO! Before her cuteness is ruined!"
"Too late for that sweet cheeks." Angel dust snorted as he casually tossed the boxes onto a nearby table. "Little monster is a cenobite and more than willing to set horrors loose on us."
"You're still mad about Spike ruining your fur aren't you?" Nifty giggled merrily.
"Mr Spike didn't mean to use bleach!" Eri tried to defend her friend Spike the Gremlin.
"The little trog was laughing as he poured it on me. I STILL have a white streak down by back!" Angel Dust snarled in anger.
"So how did you think everyone up there is reacting to us being gone?" Momo asked Izuku softly as she sat down next to him on her own mattress.
"Ooh. What's this do?" Mei asked as she started flicking on and off the light switch for the lights above Bakugo making the blonde growl in anger.
"It's the lights Hatsume san." Charlie sweatdropped as the pinkette continued to try every damned item in the room that was remotely mechanical in nature. She dreaded what would happen if Baxter decided to show up while she was still here.
"Hopefully Nezu has it covered. I don't want Ibara or Loona to worry too much." Izuku admitted.
"Nezu? Oh I have his number here somewhere." Inko hummed as she started flipping through a notebook she pulled from thin air.
"Like mother like son. " Shinso blinked lazily as Izuku also pulled out his own notebook and started taking notes. "Where do they even pull those from?"
"We don't know and we don't question it." Charlie admitted with a shrug, pointedly ignoring Momo making her own notebook using her quirk.
"Ahh here it is, I'll just send the little brat a text message." Inko hummed to herself as a small black vortex appeared only to deposit a cellphone in her hand and vanish without a trace.
[Earth, Japan, Nezu's office]
Nezu was having the time of his life watching the humans freak out! A small evil chuckle escaped his lips as cities burnt to ashes and people were crushed in a stampede of their own kin right before a massive foot came crashing down on them.
"SKREEEEEEOOOONNKK!"
"Ah I do so love Godzilla." Nezu chuckled to himself.
"S-sure." Midnight chuckled with a nervous grin. The other staff who had shown up were nervous as all hell around the principal. Lucky Aizawa booked the full day at the USJ and got out of Nezu's mandatory movie time.
"It's a world of laughter it's a world of cheer! And all ove-" A high pitched voice that sent the teachers scrambling for cover sang before Nezu opened his small flip phone to see who actually managed to get his number and actually send him a text of all things. His eyes widened as he scanned over the message twice just to make sure he hadn't misread before they narrowed and a growl escaped his lips.
"Uh s-sir?" Yagi stuttered nervously.
"It appears villains invaded the USJ." The principal growled, his eyes gaining a yellow hew and his voice echoing slightly. "TOOK our students and stranded them in hell!"
"How do we get them back?" Snipe asked as he frowned under his mask. "Scoop head ya'll got a teleporter to hell?"
"No." Power loader shook his head.
"They have their own way but won't be back until tomorrow at the earliest. Everyone check the school for further breaches now!" Nezu snapped. The teachers all rushed out to secure the school and students who lived on campus leaving the fuming principal to himself.
"If I get my hands on whoever invaded MY school, I'll make gravity falls look like a damned kids book." Nezu growled as he pulled open his draw to reveal a maroon coloured book, a six fingered golden hand imprinted on the cover. "TimE to caLl sOme FrienDS."
End.
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