Darkest Hero

Hello and welcome for those who have somehow skipped the entirety of the series and ended up at this latest chapter please go back to chapter 1.

So before we begin the usual, I wish to ask you all what you think of the following as it has come to be a pain in the ass in the descision making process.

Much like with the first Omake I will list out some ideas I have for how to proceed with the story and you guys will get to pick and yes, this is an propper chapter and not just questions.

What should happen in the sports festival/ internships ark?

1A: sports festival goes as per cannon and the city is later invaded during internships per cannon

1B: sports festival happens as normal but Tensei dies instead of merely being crippled. City is invaded by LoV as cannon.

1C: Sports festival happens as normal, Tensei is merely crippled but wild ones invade the city leading to the existence of demons become wide spread.

1D: sports festival happens as normal, Tensei dies and his death is used to start a demonic invasion of earth.

2A: Sports festival is interrupted by Stain and the Cherub but get stopped before anything drastic happens, stain's ravings about demons are ignored as insanity.

2B: Sports festival is interrupted by Stain and Cherub and is stopped but reveal demons by outing someone (likely Charlie or Vaggie given CHERUB knows of them)

2C: sports festival is interrupted by Stain and Cherub and Izuku and co out themselves as supernatural to stop them summoning wild ones.

2D: sports festival interrupted by Stain and CHERUB, Stain isn't stopped in time and Wild Ones attack the stadium.

3A: Sports festival as normal, LoV try to meddle but are scared off.

3B: sports festival as normal LoV show up in hosu and cause problems using the Nomu, Eri gains more pets and declares Mr Squishy to have a big family which she sends after the now terrified LoV.

3C: Sports festival as normal, LoV show up in hosu and take back Mr Squishy. Eri gets angry and launches a one girl war against the LoV with support from her family.

3D: Sports festival interrupted by LoV using Nomus, Eri gains new pets and friends for Mr Squishy.

3E: LoV invade the festival and take back Mr Squishy. Eri is devastated and goes on a rampage after the LoV.

4A: Nezu pulls a Nezu and reveals the supernatural on his own terms.

4B: Nezu's hand is forced likely due to leaked footage from the USJ and he has to reveal the supernatural or risk the HSC being bigger meddlers than before.

4C: Nezu is able to keep things under wraps during the festival but come the internships is forced to reveal the truth of things.

Now, on with the Q and A!

Q: ew? Why cringe?

A: don't like don't read, you literally went right to chapter 35 before commenting that, atleast the other bots posting Ew or Cringe did it on chapter one and left.

Q: Can we just have Monomoron murdered for swearing Infront of Eri? Seems like it should be a death sentence?

A: hmmmm... Maybe.

Q: Will Bakago, Minshita and Monomoron be the punching bags of this story?

A: mostly yes. Obviously there will be Killjoy, Shigiraki and AFO aswell.

Chapter 37: Mei's experiment

Eri hummed happily to herself as she waddled down the hallway of the 1A dorms, a bulging backpack on her shoulders as she made her way to her brother's room. The sound of her shoes squeaked slightly as she slunk along. The sound of a clearing throat made the short girl jump and fright before trying to turn around only to topple over. Laying at the end of the hallway was Aizawa in his usual yellow sleeping bag.

"What are you doing?" The hobo hero stated bluntly.

"Oniichan is in his room with his friends and I want to help decorate it!" Eri pouted with a small frown. "I was going to give them cute things."

"Tell you what." Aizawa sighed. "I'll help just to make sure you don't destroy everything."

"Yay! Sleepy man is so nice!" Eri cheered from her spot laying on her back.

"Get up." Aizawa sighed.

"I'm stuck." Eri smiled proudly.

"Problem children...all Midoriyas are problem children." Aizawa sobbed softly as the sounds of Toga cackling filled his ears.

[In the kitchen]

"BOW BEFORE MY MAGNIFICENCE!" the blonde cackled loudly as she crouched down on all fours atop the fridge. "I DEMAND RULERS AND TUNA!"

"What the fuck mei?" Shinsou deadpanned at the mad inventor. At her feet was a ruined device which caused this mess. Sitting on the floor next to her Shoto was trying to fix the device.

"So the mental link to understand animals completely backfired. I don't see much of a issue and I can fix it." Mei in Shoto's body shrugged.

"Half the class is in the wrong bodies." The currently pink haired teen sighed. "And hurry, your eyes are giving me a headache."

"FUCK YOU GIVE ME MY BODY BACK BASTARD!" Bakugo in Goose's body shouted at his own body which was slapping itself.

"No! You'll feel this in the morning bastard!" Ochako's voice rebutted from the blonde's body. "Maybe I'll stay up late too!"

"YOU BITCH MY BODY IS A TEMPLE AND MUST BE ASLEEP BY 9PM!" Bakugo shouted in anger, his fur standing up on end.

"Not gonna lie, me likey." Sero's voice announced from thin air.

"To my room!" Toru, currently in Sero's body declared with a large grin as they bolted to the dorm rooms.

"Can I stab shit? Or get mochi, why do I want moch? Can we get mochi and stab shit?" Toga, currenlty in Ochako's body asked having floated up to the roof and not knowing how to get down. Across from her also stuck floating against the ceiling was Kyoka who had managed to escape the blast only for a hug happy Toga to send them both floating upwards.

"Hey! Stop taking photos!" Shinso shouted at his body which was currently occupied by Shoto.

"What? You're hot." Shoto replied bluntly having taken several photos down his shirt.

"Atleast have decency." Shinso sighed as he slouched forwards.

"You know what? This is fine." Inko who was currently occupying Miss Joke's body smiled while preparing some food at the table. The love heart shaped box of chocolates Miss Joke brought with her sitting off to the side.

"The fuck am I seeing?!" Miss joke who was in Inko's body shrieked as she waved her hand Infront of her face.

"You're seeing how the universe is to a god my dear, enjoying it?" Inko smiled.

"This shit is trippier than the time I got high on lunchables in college." The clown hero uttered in shock, still waving her hand before her face. "Why is the cat a ball of tentacles and mouths?"

"Don't worry about it dear, goose is mostly harmless." Inko chuckled softly as she continued to cut up pork for dinner.

"WHERE IS MY RULERS AND TUNA?! I DEMAND PATS!" Goose who was in Toga's body demanded.

"Shut it!" Shinso shouted as he ditched a random item from the bench at the cat in a girl's body, the item in question? A cucumber.

"GAHHHH!!!!!" Goose shrieked in fright, falling off the fridge in the process before sprinting under the table to hide. "DEMON! DEEEEMMMOOOONNNNNN!!!"

"Well that's just rude." Toga pouted as she crossed her arms.

"I didn't even know that would work." Shinso blinked in confusion.

"Yeah yeah yeah." Mei waved him off. "Almost done then I need my eyes back to make more delicate parts of babies."

"She never learns does she?" Inko chuckled.

"Nope." Miss joke stated absently before her eyes went wide. "Holy shit I can taste purple!"

"Done!" Mei chirped before a shockwave of magenta light rocked the room. Shoto blinked in confusion as to why he was holding some weird gizmo.

"I'll take that." Mei smiled happily now back in her own body.

"MY FUCKING FACE!!!" Bakugo shrieked in pain, clutching at his jaw. "BOB HAIRED BITCH!"

"Nice." Kyoka smirked at her girlfriend.

"I try." Ochako grinned back.

"OH FUCK IT'S BIG I-IT OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!" Sero shouted in falsetto from the dorms.

"I'll... I'll just pretend we didn't hear that." Shinso uttered looking a bit ill at what he just heard.

"Damn she must be good." Mei grinned. "Wonder if I can make a baby to replicate that. It'd sell like hotcakes!"

"Mei no." Shinso sighed.

"Mei YES!" the pink haired girl rebutted with a manic grin.

"Urk." Miss joke groaned before making a dash for the trash can before vomiting.

"Guess the trip is over." Inko hummed to herself, now back in her propper body. "It was rather novel being mortal with no idea of what reality is really like again."

"Stabby!" Toga cried out before a thump was heard under the table quickly followed by her yelp.

"No stabbing my legs dear, you'll stain my good shoes." Inko replied patiently.

"Okay." Toga groaned as she crawled out from under the table. "I'm gonna see what izu baby is up to."

"Have fun and don't use protection!" Inko called at the retreating girl. This prompted those present to look at her in shock. "What? I want more grandbabies and I sure as shit know Angelique won't be giving me some anytime soon."

"I wish my parents were like that." Miss Joke grinned slyly. "Oh just imagine a mini aizawa and mini me running around."

"Not happening joke!" Aizawa shouted from the dorms above.

"We still on for our date?!" Miss joke called.

"WE HAVE A DATE?!" Aizawa shouted in shock.

"Great see you tomorrow night!" Miss Joke called happily.

"Sensei has got to stop falling for that." Kyoka sighed with a shake of her head.

"Heh the same way the old hag scored dad." Bakugo scoffed.

"Oh my gosh I forgot to tell mit-chan!" Inko panicked with wide eyes, quickly finishing chopping a carrot which she tossed in a pot. "Todoroki you're in charge of dinner! I have to go see your mum!"

"LIKE FUCK HE IS!" Bakugo shouted as he quickly sat in the spot Inko vacated. "Idiot can't even cut spring onions properly!"

[Elsewhere]

Masura Bakugo shuddered briefly, his head scanning around for a open window in confusion from his spot on the couch.

"You ok hun?" Mitsuki asked in concern.

"I don't know, I just got a feeling of impending doom like the kind Midoriya used to cause when I screwed up." The brown haired man blinked in confusion.

"Oh Inko's such a sweetheart, she probably ended up in heaven otherwise Izuku would of told us when we visited." Mitsuki waved it off. "...unlike our brat, if we died he'd probably dance on our graves and drink my good scotch."

"Yes dear." Masura sighed with a sweatdrop.

Shoved off in a draw in the spare room's desk a single letter, it's writing etched in gold, forgotten for weeks began to twitch, it's letters rearranging themselves. The words changed from "we have such sights to show you" to the new phrase "Folly of god forgotten, a demon soul is devoured."

End.

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