Darkest Hero
Once more we return to this fic and holy shit we're up at chapter 50 if you include the 2 omakes that I have done.
So I have allowed adequate time for voting and it will come into play the next few chapters, until then we have the interlude chapters between the USJ and the sports festivals ark.
As per the usual we open up with the Q and A segment.
Q: What does purple taste like?
A: not sure honestly, it's something that occurs when the brain misfires or misinterpreted a sensation.
Q: will Loona be showing up more often?
A: yes
Q: since FNAF is in this series will we see security breach?
A: honestly asides the one gold Freddy joke between Nezu and Loona the only animatronics we see will be in the hell segments and usually tormenting Mineta.
Q: so we gonna ignore the fact that Ms Joke is likely hellbound now for body swapping with a resident of hell, odd pantheon or no?
A: probably already hellbound as is most unless CHERUB is stopped.
Q: when can we see more of Mineta being tormented
A: hopefully in a couple chapters.
Q: If Eri was around Sugar Rush would his quirk activate?
A: no, his quirk is the consumption of sugar generating super strength, not being around cute things to do it.
Q: Can we just get an entire chapter of Inko scaring the shit out of OFA?
A: Maybe.
Q: Who is Inko paired with now that shitty dad is considered dead?
A: Its Alister.
Q: So Endev-hore will be showing up soon?
A: either sports festival ark or Internships ark for sure, just be aware I will be using the canonical dickhead endeavour for this story and the bastard is definitely hellbound at this point, infact somebody come up with how we should torment him.
Chapter 48: Interactions
Izuku's room was almost out of places to sit. Izuku himself, Vaggie, Ibara and Charlie were sitting on the bed, Momo was sitting at the desk, her chair facing towards the bed. Tokoyami and Reiko were taking up the other two desks in the room while Mina had decided to lay back and relax on Charlie's chubby Satan cat beanbag. The beanbag itself wasn't even an item from Hell, it was just a chibi angry cat beanbag with a plushy pair of demon horns and a small hand which held a felt trident in it. Infact she had gotten it as a gift from Nemuri of all people.
"So, to sort out, you all, asides Ashido, Yaoyorozu and Tokoyami work for Magne." Reiko stated and upon getting nods and one shaken head from Ibara, she continued. "Okay so asides them and Ibara san you all work at her hotel for redemption?"
"Well work isn't the right word, I mean I help out where I can and all but it's mostly just to help Charlie who helped me." Izuku admitted, green sparks danced in his hair as his cheeks dusted red.
"I've helped her since we met as kids, you have any idea how fucked up it is to end up in hell before you're even 11?" Vaggie deadpanned.
"Wait, how did you-" Reiko started but worried looks from most of the others and a glare from Vaggie shut her question down.
"So, uh, you're all Magne san's... Slaves?" Reiko asked uncertainly.
"What?!" Charlie shrieked as she jolted in shock.
"Please." Vaggie snorted. "If anything the only thing she can possibly enslave is a marshmallow."
"Hey!" Charlie wines with a pout.
"True, the demon princess is but a angel with the temper of man." Tokoyami spoke up, semi dramatically.
"Can we hurry up? I want beese churgers." Dark shadow spoke up.
"Do it and I will request a flashbang." Tokoyami frowned at his twin. "I am sick of cleaning dried cheese from my feathers just so you can stuff your endless maw."
"Don't look at me for help, I agree with your brother on this." Momo replied as dark shadow gave her best "puppy dog eyes" at the dark haired cenobite.
"Is that all you came to ask?" Mina asked as she slouched back into the beanbag. "Cus not cool if that's all you are here for."
"N-no." Reiko stuttered slightly. "Look I'm clueless about this whole supernatural hell and things stuff, family wasn't religious growing up and I never really had much of an interest in it myself outside spirits and yokai."
"I'll get my notebook." Izuku volunteered as he got off of the bed and opened up a draw at the desk. What he pulled out was a small brown leather bound book with a small lock on it. Opening the lock he flicked it to page 3 and handed it to the ghostly girl. "Here is the basics but please be gentle with this, it's the only copy I have right now."
The black haired girl blinked in mild shock as she started reading through the page it was turned to. "So, every religion is right?"
"Pretty much asides anything after the early 1900s." Charlie shrugged. "Hades and Persephone come over once a year or so for a business meeting with my parents."
"We've already met my mum." Izuku uttered. "Honestly though I had no clue she wasn't human until yesterday."
"Oniichan!" Eri's voice was heard alongside a knock on the door. "Can I come in!"
"Uh...sure?" Izuku blinked in confusion while the rest shrugged.
"Yay! Oniichan's room!" Eri giggled as she rushed into the room, Aizawa behind her carrying an overstuffed bag. "I brought cute things!"
"Pardon?" Charlie asked.
"So precious." Ibara uttered with a soft smile.
"I made a new friend called loona and she gave me these cute things!" Eri smiled as she took the bag from aizawa and opened it up.
[Elsewhere]
Shigiraki twitched in irritation as he made his way down Isle 8 of the local hardware store to grab spray paint. He was sure he was being stalked but whenever he turned around there was nobody there! It was infuriating enough that he was tempted to just dust the entire store!
Hiding down Isle 7 and peaking through the gaps in the shelves a stack of gnomes in a hoodie and jeans continued to observe the human that had a attack order on them. "Shiddle ramfic doodad." They intoned as they put a bad luck curse on the pale blue haired man.
"Hey there, do you need help?" A female voice asked. Blinking, "norm Al Man" turned to face a short red haired girl with bags under her eyes who was wearing a grey pair of sweatpants and a black shirt.
"Oh uh...no?" The gnome at the top replied.
"Ok then. Uh you know where they keep the camcorder batteries? I want to meet up with my idol and record me meeting them." The girl admitted.
"Uh. No sorry. I'm... Norm Al Man." The head gnome replied.
"N-nice to meet you, I'm Manami Aiba." The girl replied with a faint blush.
"Uh. Later I guess." The gnomes replied before turning to walk off only to smack face first into the shelves and fall over, the jump coming loose revealing them to be gnomes in a costume. "Uh crudberries."
"Glumbor." The raspy voice of the near constantly off centered gnome groaned.
"Oh gosh, are you all ok? Do you need help?" Manami asked in concern as she helped them to their feet. "Why did you all even hide like that?"
"I'm fine, flud, gobber you two okay?" Norm, the main gnome asked.
"Yup." Flud replied while gobber merely nodded.
"Glumbor." The so named gnome replied once more.
"Okay, we're all good." Norm sighed.
"Still, why hide like that?" Manami asked, worry lacing her tone.
"Ah jeeze." Norm sighed. "Where we're from people tend to use leaf blowers to suck us up and send us flying, we can't sneak into town to grab pancakes either unless we're disguised."
"That's terrible!" Manami gasped. "What kind of cruel people would do that to someone?!"
"I know right?!" Norm replied. "All we wanted was to find somebody to love us and we get attacked by brats with leaf blowers and a golf cart!"
"All because you wanted someone to love?" Manami gasped. "They don't deserve your love then! I know. Here, this is my favourite cafe to go to, want to meet me there later today?"
"Hmm, we should be able to make it... I think, we're not exactly from around here." Norm admitted.
"Then come with me, I'll show you all now." Manami smiled as she grabbed the glove sewen to the jumper they wore and dragged them along with her. The gnomes forgetting all about their job with this new information.
[Nezu's Office]
Nezu frowned as he sat at his desk. Somehow the villains invading the USJ had been leaked to the press, he had no clue how it happened but he would find whoever leaked this and make them pay.
His internal rant was interrupted by a knock on his door. "Come in!" He called out as he school his features. Entering the room was Inko Midoriya, his honorary great aunt given she helped his grandfather raise the first batch of angels he made.
"Nezu, I'm heading off to speak with a mortal friend of mine, want to tag along to mess with her?" Inko asked with a cheeky grin. It was one he had seen his father use many times before when he wanted to prank somebody.
"As much as I'd like to, I'm afraid somebody leaked what happened to the press." Nezu sighed. "Luckily all that was leaked was that the USJ was attacked by villains and a third party intervened and saved the students."
Inko blinked at that before giving a soft chuckle. "Have fun with that and let me know beforehand if you want to reek weirdmageddon on the press so I can join in ok?"
"Of course!" Nezu cackled. "You never did forgive the town shouters did you?"
"Hey they labled my son Genghis as a psychopath yet he treated others how they treated him first." Inko pouted remembering one of her early mortal children. "So long as you didn't hurt him or his people he was happy to live and let live while high on opium."
"Yes well history is written by the victors and they certainly weren't kind to the Kahn's were they?" Nezu replied. "Make sure you share the memory of the meeting atleast, it was rather amusing seeing her reaction through the camera I snuck on Aizawa's collar when he was napping."
[Argent De'nure]
Blood soaked rock coated the area, pools of gore and bones festering with magots littered all you could see. The sky was a raging inferno of swirling red, pink and orange as distant snarls and shrieks tore through the air.
A lanky maroon and red coloured creature with large yellow and eyes a hairless bulbous head shrieked as he jumped from rock to rock, the sound of pounding boots through a slurry of blood gained on them.
The being made another leap, it was so close to the cave, so close to safety!
Mid leap, they were yanked back, a axe headed chain piercing through the guts as they screeched in fear. Large gloves hands grabbed its head and with a sharp snap, removed it from the body.
Standing there clad in green armor which showed off their biceps was a figure many infernal beings feared, not even the great demons or the chaos gods dared to mess with this individual.
Standing asides upon a cliff across from them two similarly clad if feminine individuals with rabbit ears tore into a cybernetically augmented giant of a demon, one using her legs to snap sinue and bone. The other, using her teeth to rip chunks of the creature's throat out.
Before them a hissing and snarling horde of various demons gathered in the ravine bellow, at its end a unholy altor pulsed with sickly energy. The two feminine figures, both sporting white hair and tanned skin with white rabbit ears joined the first figure overlooking the ravine.
"They never learn do they?" The older woman snorted as she casually wiped blood from her lips.
"Let's just hurry this up, I have work in half an hour or that red feathered idiot crosses my path during patrols." The younger sighed as she cracked their knuckles.
"Rip and tear!" The man growled as all three threw themselves into the horde bellow, shredding through the horde as they barreled through straight for the altar.
For all their hate and their evil they fear only one thing and we send onto them, only them. Rip and tear, until it is done.
End.
Thoughts?
Ideas?
What punishments await the flaming turd hero?