Darkest Hero

Welcome back everyone. Before we jump into the Q and A segment like normal I'd like to supply a small thing to explain relationships in this since people got confused thanks in part to misunderstandings on Tv Tropes.

Inko and God: friends that are almost close enough to consider themselves siblings.

Mina and Kirishima: Friends who consider themselves siblings, also most likely to be up at 3 am stealing Shoto's soba.

Izuku, Charlie, Vaggie, Ibara, Loona: policule that started as Charlie and Vaggie before Izuku and the rest got dragged into it.

Momo, Mei and Mina to Izuku: currently crushing on him and his group. Mostly him though.

Toga to Izuku: majorly crushing on him and Inko is trying to have Toga join Izuku's group. Sadomasochistic borderline Yandere for the group.

Ochako and Jirou: Dating one another.

Aizawa and Miss Joke: Shota Aizawa got his ass tricked into dating the joke hero. Azazel is encouraging it.

Cherry to Katsuki: borderline Yandere towards him.

Inko and Alister: dating each other and torturing those that mess with Inko's kids.

Azazel to Nezu: his aunt.

Nezu to God: Nezu is the reincarnation of Bill Cipher and the grandchild of god.

Death and God: work associates with friendly ribbing between the two.

Blitz to Loona: proud and overly cheerful adoptive dad.

AFO and Inko: normal people check under the bed for the Boogie man. He checks under his bed for Inko.

Mr Squishy and Eri: Squishy is Eri's pet flesh golem and will do whatever the tiny cenobite wants it to. Normally have tea parties, grab down the cookie jar or join in on Cute Club meetings.

Miruko, Diasy and John Blaskovich: family. Miruko is the daughter of the beast of armageddon and the Slayer.

Mineta: hell's resident chew toy and butt monkey.

Killjoy: Maime on sight.

Dearie and Stain: they're using each other to try and screw over the heroes, just one also happens to want the end of the world

Gnomes aka Norm Al Man and La Brava; haven't shown up for a bit but currently dating and messing with Shigi.

Tokoyami and Reiko: dating and scaring the hell out of people purely on accident.

With all that out of the way (and hopefully somebody is updating the TV Tropes page and including quotes from this series) let's get onto the Q and A section!

Q: so is Bakugo Dead dead or just visiting hell Dead?

A: Dead dead. He took a catana to the gut and was in the middle of a Argent explosion that resulted in the Icon of Sin being summoned.

Q: is Danny DeVito a reference to Little Demon?

A: nope. It had been a throw away joke at one point long before I even knew said show existed then a month or two later someone mentioned an upcoming show was announced about him being the father of the anti Christ and so the joke became cannon.

Q: so wait, why is the anti weird barrier there?

A: to stop the demons spreading. In Gravity falls it could contain a full powered Bill and his armies, against a small demonic incursion it's no problem to contain them.

Q: so where is goose in all of this?

A: enjoying an all you can eat buffet courtesy of the ferals who decided to invade.

Chapter 58: Fight Like Hell part 3

While the city was now clear of most civilians the death toll was very high. Of the two million in the city, most drawn in by the sports festival, half a million innocent lives were lost in the push to get out of the city. Those few who remained within the city however had to contend with roaming hordes of demons and villains too stubborn to leave the area.

Blitzo was quickly becoming annoyed by the later. In the four blocks they had to walk to UA's robot patrolled perimeter they'd had six seperate idiots attempt to mug them.

"Hand ova ya cash short ass!" A shark headed man growled as he palmed a baseball bat with a nail sticking out of it.

"Seven. Seven fucking idiots." Blitz sighed before lazily firing off a bullet into the villain's head punching a hole in their skull. "I swear mortals are fucking stupid, I mean we're armed for Caine's sake!"

"Armed and fecies covered sir." Moxxie pointed out with a frown of disgust aimed at his boss.

"Shut it." Blitzo snapped in anger as they continued on towards the school, half dragging a traumatised news reporter with them.

"Tell me, How'd someone like you get into reportin'?" Millie asked Kristi. "I mean ya sure as Caine don't seem like that bitch Killjoy who runs 666 news."

"Look I don't know who that was or even what's going on beyond demons attacking." Kristi admitted. "Heck I'm not even sure why I'm following you three."

"Cus we're headed to a safe area for you humans so we can do our job and get paid. It's actually kind of cathartic blasting these feral fucks again." Blitz shrugged before pausing as a scorpion like 3 pointer scurried across the street, paused, unloaded several bursts of machine gun fire down an alleyway and continued on its patrol. "well you don't see that everyday even for us from hell."

"So, uh what's human news like anyway?" Moxxie asked as they passed by a desolated store front, several dead civilians were scattered around it along with the corpses of some ferals who had attempted to feast on them, obviously having been gunned down by the patrolling robots. "In hell it's all Doom, gloom, bitchy spiders and a polish guy from the first world war."

"Doom, gloom, weather reports and hero fights." Kristi explained as they rounded the corner where the 3 pointer had fired down and saw a small hill worth of half trampled gore and dead ferals. "Nothing like this though."

"Yeah this is like a once a year thing in hell unless someone gets bored." Millie shrugged before a small familiar girl walked out of a ruined store front, a small puppet balancing on her shoulder. "Hey princess I thought you had to stay in the school?"

"Hi miss!" The small silver haired girl grinned widely. "I made some new friends for the cute Club. Some mean man had them locked in a box but I let them out."

"The fuck you looking at?" The black coat wearing puppet snapped making Kristi jump in shock as it waved a bladed hand at them.

"Oh great that's one of those possessed puppets people keep using like that ginger shit, uh Chumpy or something, you know the doll guy who failed to kill a kid." Blitz huffed dismissively.

"C'mon mr Blade, we have a new thing to play with." The girl giggled before picking up a length of rope and walking off. Kristi looked on in shock as the rope was revealed to being used to tie up and gag a tall lanky demon with a elongated skull and massive hands which danced with flames. Clinging to the demon were several other puppets including one with a drill on its head, a female doll with metallic breasts tipped with guns and of all things a werewolf puppet, some more seemed to be either darting about beneath the ropes or staying hidden from her view.

"Good kid that Eri." Blitz hummed. "Takes after her mum's less nasty tendencies."

"You're saying that because she's Loona's sister in law to be and she likes horses." Moxxie deadpanned as they followed the small girl to the school.

"So, that's normal in hell?" Kristi asked hesitantly.

"No, kid's a Cenobite. Even Lucifer himself is hesitant to fuck with em." Millie explained. "She's also obsessed with things she sees as Cute and adores her family. Only met her briefly before we got set loose on the city to deal with tha ferals but the boss's daughter likes her well enough despite everything."

"So kid How'd you get out?" Blitz asked as they once more paused in their march towards the school allowing a small swarm of 1 and 2 pointers to cross their path.

"A silly girl who makes things super small and super big send me out using a rubber ducky." Eri explained simply. "Then people got mad and started to hit her and then I fell through the glass roof and found my new friends."

"Only you kid could do that and smile about it." Blitz huffed in amusement as they finally reached the main gates to the school, large swathes of gibbed ferals lined the streets and several craters pockmarked the road. "Hey we found the kid!"

"Eri!" A green haired woman with pitch black eyes called as she rushed over and glomped the small girl into a hug. "Are you alright dear?"

"I'm okay mummy." Eri smiled back. "I made new friends and caught this meany head."

"I see." The woman smiled before turning her attention to the small gathering of puppets.

"The hell are you?" A black haired doll which had a leach wrapped over its shoulders asked with a tilted head.

"Inko but you may know me as Leviathan." Inko explained politely to the puppets.

"The dark god themself?!" A puppet with a drill head gasped in shock.

"Milady, it's an honour." Blade stated with a salute from its hooked hand.

"Oh hush, my daughter likes you so as long as you behave you're all good in my books. Hurt any of my kids however and I'll make the Geneva conventions a check list to test on you." Inko uttered with a dark glare causing Kristi to shudder fearfully. Inko then turned her attention to the reporter as IMP wondered off to refill their amunition at the ammo dump Alister had set up. "Hello dear, sorry about that but things are a bit...hectic right now. Anyway, call me Inko, may I have your name?"

"This isn't like Fey rules is it?" Kristi asked nervously as Eri wondered off with her puppets towards a giant rubber duck that was sitting by the main campus buildings.

"No it's not." Inko chuckled. "They are tricksters, I'm all about consent, punishments, family and torture, mostly of those who mess with the innocent or my family."

"I-I see." She stuttered nervously. "I'm Kristi Kang, reporter for channel 17 news. Uh, is an Interview ok?"

"Once this is sorted I'm sure I can make time." Inko smiled politely before it dropped to a soft frown. "I'm not looking towards the paperwork however, I barely got the backlog sorted before the sports festival from my most recent jaunt on earth and now this mess happens." She scoffed as she gestured out at the Icon of Sin that was currently trying to swat at something climbing it's leg. A burst of green from said something slammed into its face making it howl with pain. Windows rattled from its pained cries but those at the school held firm.

"What exactly is it?" Kristi asked nervously.

"It's called the Icon of Sin and it's about as old as I am, imagine every ounce of everything wrong in the world compressed into one being." Inko explained. "Then imagine said being is a child compared to the other Icons of Sin. Each earth has their own, we're just lucky our one is so weak otherwise the Slayer would of leveled the city fighting it already."

[Hell]

"Seventy two bottles of beer on the wall, seventy two bottles of beer! Pass one down, knock it around, seventy one bottles of beer on the wall!" Danny DeVito sang off key from a lawn chair in his private garden. Before him, bound in chains and gagged with their own shoe was Katsuki Bakugo who was trying to scream through his gag at the demon.

"What's going on?" A blonde haired demon in a red suit with multiple eyes asked slyly as they walked into the garden, their gas mask wearing camera man alongside them.

It was at this point that Bakugo managed to get the gag free. "FUCK YOU SPIDER ASS LOOKING BITCH!"

"Short answer? New arrival." Danny DeVito shrugged before he got off his chair and shoved the shoe back into Bakugo's mouth. "Long answer, he got caught in the middle of a feral invasion on earth."

"Ferals, in the human world?" The blonde asked with a sickening grin, the kind one would expect on a half witch half toad hybrid who liked the color pink too much. "I'll conduct the interview later Mr. DeVito, for now however we have some breaking news to report on! TOM GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE VAN, WE'RE GOING TOPSIDE!"

End.

Thoughts?

Ideas?

What should Bakugo be subjected to in hell asides Devito's off key singing?