Darkest hero

Hello folks, welcome to the story. Grab some popcorn and a drink, enough to last maybe 5 minutes unless you're decided to read from the start, it's apparently about 8 hours to read from start to end for some reason, not that I believe it.

Q and A segment as per normal, you all know the drill by now.

Q: will BJ Blaskovich be showing up at all?

A: No, he was long dead by the time of the Slayer being born, the known family line starts with BJ's racist father and his Jewish mother, BJ then went on to fight in WW2 against Nazis, Demons (yes this is cannonical, he was the one to original wound the Abomination which later was remade as the Cyberdemon), zombies and Nazi cyborgs. They had 2 daughters, one of them went to marry a Mr Keen and they had a son together who joined the military, retiring later as Commander Keen, Commander Keen is John Blaskovich's (the name coming back somehow unexplained) grandfather. The old guy is either comfy up in Heaven or currently non existent as down in hell it's unlikely he survived for a few centuries against constant angel purges.

Q: Was that Robot Chicken?

A: nope, it was Chika, the animatronics have been after him since he was forced back to Fazbear's pizzaria.

To ANBUspider there already is a Chaos Brigade type group in this, it's the LoV. Both want to ultimately want to help a Big Bad get loose and rip the world to shreds, only difference is AFO isn't the biggest fish in the pond unlike Trihexa.

Chapter 63: making history

The Slayer was already bored out of his mind. The flesh golem he wasn't allowed to kill was taking it's sweet ass time making its way through the pools of blood too deep for him to stand upright in and he wanted to get this over and done with so he could grab some food. He mentally cursed whoever built the city in a valley with the center of the city being at the lowest point in the velley. Daisy was happily perched atop his shoulders with a lazy smirk on her blood splattered face as she started the long process of picking the bits of blood and gore from Miruko's hair. Miruko meanwhile was pouting at being treaded as a child while she crouched on the Nomu's shoulder.

"Hey, uh, little help here?" A voice called. The Nomu didn't break it's stride but the three riding it's shoulders turned to see the lizard guy from before clinging to the side of a wall with his small child-like limbs.

"Sorry, Squishy here doesn't follow our orders." Daisy called out. "Hang on or swim!"

"But I can't swim!" The man called out desperately.

"Then hang on you idiot!" Daisy shot back as Mr Squishy lumbered forth.

"Hiji tag banni va?" The Slayer whispered once they were out of earshot of the lizard man.

"I know you can't swim John but that's more you being too dense to float in water than anything." Daisy waved it off. "Honestly it'd have to be twice as thick as molasses for you to swim."

"Hey watch it!" Miruko hissed as her mum tugged a chunk of hair by accident.

"Sorry, just try to stay still." Daisy apologized before going back to trying to make her daughter semi presentable.

[With IMP a few minutes later]

"I spy with my little eye-" Moxxie began.

"Blood." Blitz cut him off.

"Wow, how'd you guess?" Moxxie asked in shock.

"Shugga the time before that it was rubble and that's all we can see, blood n rubble." Millie pointed out gently to her husband.

"Fine. Well I spy-" moxxie began once more after a few moments of silence.

"Rubble." Millie and Blitz deadpanned.

"Nope. Boat." Moxxie replied bluntly making the other two look around in confusion before their eyes landed on a small orange rubber inflatable boat bobbing down the flooded streets. In it was a group of tadpole like children, a toad looking man and a Cenobite clown. One of the children was a boy and clearly unphased by everything, the other was a young girl and out cold.

"Need a haaand?" The clown rasped with a wide grin.

"I choose life!" Moxxie squeaked.

"Come on we all float here!" The clown giggled.

"AHHHHHH NOOOOOOO!" Moxxie screamed as he clung tightly to the lamp post.

"Get in the boat ya big baby, this ain't America so that soul suckin' ginger clown from dairy can't get ya." Millie huffed as she tried to pry her husband loose. Meanwhile Blitz just shrugged and slid down and onto the boat.

"Well a Cenobite isn't any worse than drowning in blood I guess." The imp shrugged before turning to the humans on the boat. "Hey, name's Blitz, who are you brats?"

"Do not be rude!" The Cenobite snapped. "They are under protection of Leviathan little imp!"

"Noted." Blitz gulped nervously.

"Get! In! Tha! Boat!" Millie snarled as she finally pulled her husband loose and literally clubbed him with her shotgun before tossing him into the boat. He let out of wince like squeak as he hit the boat. Millie then merely slid down the pole and climbed aboard. "Nice ta meet'cha, names Millie, this is my husband Moxxie and our boss Blitz."

"Nice ta meet ya." Blitz shrugged before handing everyone a business card, asides the Cenobite. He may want business but sure as Caine he didn't want cenobites knocking on his door. "Name's Blitz."

"The card says Blitzo." The tadpole like boy deadpanned as he held up the card.

"Typo." Blitz insisted. "Anywho, where we headed?"

"Yueii." The clown replied as they once more continued to row down the street. "Leviathan is waiting to make sure they are well. The school containing the children was...messy."

"No need to sugar coat it. Half the school got eaten by the monsters before the clown tore the monsters to shreds." The boy deadpanned.

"Like I said... Messy." The Cenobite insisted. "Young Samidare here was unable to handle the sight and passed out, I suspect the boy is in shock, hence lack of emotion."

"He's normally like that." Ganma replied while shaking his head.

"Huh, well that sucks." Blitz shrugged it off.

"So you're demon assassins?" Ganma asked while he tiredly squinted his eyes and tossed the card overboard.

"Yup, when you want someone gone and don't want to wait too long, call the immediate murder professionals!" Blitz grinned widely as he held his arms out and did the jazz hands.

"I see." Ganma deadpanned as he crossed his arms. "And why are you all here?"

"Big shot in hell hired us ta kill tha ferals." Millie explained with a smile.

"Ugh I feel sick." Moxxie groaned before sticking his head over the side and regurgitating his breakfast.

"Huh. Neat." Blitz hummed as they slowly passed by a lizard like man who was trying to cling to the side of a wall. "Hey clown, we have room for one more?"

"I suppooooseeee." The clown Cenobite rasped slowly before rowing the boat towards the lizard man.

"Wow boss, it's not like you to be generous." Moxxie pointed out with a painted groan, his stomach revolting on him due to the rolling motion of the boat.

"Generous? Pft, we save his ass now and it's a future customer down the line." Blitz waved it off.

"Why am I not surprised the imp is selfish." The boy deadpanned.

"No that's just blitz being blitz." Millie waved it off as her tail flicked back and forth. "Most of us ain't like that most of tha time."

"Hey lizard brains hop in, we're getting to safety!" Blitz called making the man sigh in relief before he flopped into the boat with a groan of exhaustion.

"Thanks." They groaned tiredly. "just drop me off at the nearest dry patch."

"Sure thing, here have a card." Blitz shrugged before dropping a business card on the lizard man's chest.

"Woopy." The man muttered tiredly, not bothering to look at the card in question. "Let's go, I'm exhausted."

"You heard the lizard, onwards!" Blitz declared as he pointed in a random direction.

"The school is that way." Ganma stated as he pointed a different way. "You're pointing towards the shopping district."

"...Onwards!" Blitz declared, now pointing in the correct direction.

"You guys must get lost a lot." The Cenobite deadpanned.

"No comment." Blitz deadpanned.

[With UA]

Inko sighed softly as she tried to once more wrestle Toga into a chokehold to get the girl presentable. The blonde vampiric Cenobite however was having none of that and was doing her best to get away from the green haired deity.

"Hold still dear you've got blood all over your face." Inko ordered as Toga tried to bite the deity's arm. "Cut it out you're just going to get grubby again!"

"No!" Toga grumbled around Inko's arm. "Ish sho good. Nee mrrr blo'."

"I know it's a practical smorgasbord for you Toga but it's been on the ground and it's feral blood, I will not have my future daughter in law contract some disease from tainted blood." Inko growled as she once more tried to wipe's Toga's face with a small towel.

"Onichan do I look good?" Eri asked as she sat on one of the chairs made out of concrete that cementos had made. Next to her Izuku was fidgeting nervously with the tattered collar of his sport uniform while Charlie and Loona were fixing Eri's hair.

"You look great Eri." Izuku smiled briefly before he turned his attention to Nezu who was already standing by a small podium writing down a few notes while Vaggie helped Ochako remove as much blood from Jirou's now visible wings as possible.

"Thankyou!" Eri beamed as she continued to try and stay still to have her hair done.

"Alright. There." Nezu nodded to himself as he sat down the pen he had been using. "Azazel you'll be acting on behalf of heaven until grandfather realises what happened, Inko will be on behalf of her faction, Magne will have to act in her father's stead for now. I'll represent the school which will surely piss off the HSC, Mayberry, you'll be manning the camera with our gas mask wearing guest and finally Yaoyorozu has already provided the lecturn, microphones and the small generator."

"You alright Yaomomo?" Jirou asked the Cenobite who was currently make a small ring of military grade deployable cover systems around herself.

"Y-yeah." She nodded shakily.

"Give her time." Vaggie shrugged as she continued to try and clean off Jirou's left wing while Ochako was cleaning the right. "She's getting better thanks to Eri but she still has problems with cenobites."

"And there's a bunch of em in tha tent helpin' with recovry gurl." Ochako piped up, her kansai accent slipping through slightly as she gently ran a town over her girlfriend's wings, wiping off the blood as gently as possible. "I still don't like em but s'long as they ain't hurtin people I'm ok with em leaven me alone."

"Freedom!" Toga cried as she finally managed to get free and sprinted for one of the buckets full of blood that cementos had been filling and, with help of several students, burning the contents of.

"Toga." Inko sighed while shaking her head as the blonde was dragged back with a thoroughly fed up Vlad King. He wasn't doing much better than Toga was but he had more self control than she had and had already taken her back to Inko a few times now. "Thanks Kahn san."

"Just try to keep her out of it. I don't want to know what that stuff will do to a kid." Kahn shook his head.

"Alright people, we are live in three minutes." Nezu called as Mayberry and Tom were almost finished setting up everything for the broadcast. "Now, who wants to make histOry?"

End.

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