-The Cave-

Ness: "What did you just call me?"

Luigi: "Uh… I said 'Yes, Ness.'"

Ness: "No you didn't."

Sonic: "You for sure called him Daddy."

Ness: "You guys heard it too, right?"

Gordon: "Absolutely."

Kawasaki: "Ness is a dad?"

Luigi: "No I didn't! I said his name."

Sonic: "Why'd you call him Daddy?"

Ness: "Yeah, what?"

Luigi: "I didn't! I swear! I definitely didn't call the clone daddy while pegging me."

A moment of silence fell. All they could hear was the crickets chirping away trying to find a mate just like Luigi did. Except his chirping was saying Daddy over and over again.

Ness: "Y-you… He… PEGGING?!"

Luigi: "Uh…"

Sonic: "HOLY SHIT, WHAT?!"

Luigi: "Fuck it! I'mma just gonna say it, YES I LET CLONE NESS BANG ME LAST NIGHT! I'M-A SORRY!"

Ness: "No… You didn't!"

Luigi: "I did!"

Ness: "N-no… NO! This… You… *retches* I think I'm gonna throw up."

Gordon: "Cheating again, huh?"

Luigi: "Shut up! I… He was very convincing."

Ness: "All you had to say was no."

Luigi: "I did say no. Then he started to walk away. I… I panicked!"

Ness: "You panicked?!"

Sonic: "Whoa, the Clone Ness was just gonna leave?"

Luigi: "Yeah, and I really wanted it…"

Sonic: "He understands what consent is?"

Luigi: "He's all about consent."

Ness: "NO! If he was, then he wouldn't have done stuff with Leaf and Lucas."

Luigi: "He did stuff with Leaf and Lucas?!"

Sonic: "To his defense he is you so…"

Ness: "We're not the same! He raped them. That's straight up rape."

Luigi: "I was raped?"

Gordon: "Not you, idiot! "You know he's the clone, Luigi. The others don't."

Luigi: "Oh… Hehe…"

Ness: "Why are you laughing?! I can't believe you did that! Oh my god, you… you saw everything. You saw my… No…. Oh god no…"

Kawasaki: "Hey, guys is rape a fun thing? You guys make it sound fun. I want to get raped too!"

Gordon: "Kawasaki, can't you be stupid somewhere else."

Kawasaki: "I can't, I'm chained up."

Gordon: "Right."

Luigi: "Uh… Well I-

Sonic: "I'm sorry, my intrusive thoughts are taking over. I gotta know."

Ness: "Know, what?"

Sonic: "How big is his cock?"

Ness: "SoNiC?!"

Sonic: "What, I gotta know."

Ness: "You… 'GOTTA'?!"

Luigi: "Well it was-

Ness: "NO! Shut up, Luigi! Don't you dare."

Sonic: "Say it! I want to know!"

Luigi: "It was at least 6 inches. It could've been bigger though…"

Everyone gasped and stared at Ness.

Ness: "..."

Everyone: *Stares*

Ness: "S-stop looking at me!"

Gordon: "Holy shit, seriously?"

Ness: "Stop thinking about it!"

Kawasaki: "Is 6 inches a lot?"

Sonic: "Yeah, it's… Wow… I uh, wow I thought he was wielding a 4 incher."

Ness: "Can you not!"

Gordon: "What, because he's asian?"

Sonic: "Yeah, but clearly he's not the stereotype."

Ness: "Stop talking about it!"

Gordon: "Luigi, might be exaggerating."

Sonic: "Ness, is that true?"

Ness: "Shut. Up."

Sonic: "You're not saying no."

Ness: "I don't know! I've never measured it!"

Sonic: "Every guy has measured it."

Ness: "Not me."

Gordon: "I call bullshit."

Luigi: "I can measure it for you."

Ness: "Luigi… You need to stay away from me. I will hurt you again. I won't hesitate."

Luigi: *Blushes*

Gordon: "You know that turns him on, right?"

Ness: "I can't win… Whatever I do, I just… I can't… win."

Kawasaki: "You're a winner in my book."

Ness: "I hate all of you."

Kawasaki: "What did I do? I complimented you."

Luigi: "I only wanted to help."

Ness: "Oh you helped. Helped me realize that you and my clone are the worst. I hope you two die."

Luigi: "Y-you don't mean that."

Ness: "I do! You two are making my life a living hell! I'm constantly worried about what he's doing to my friends and you're letting him."

Luigi: "Waaaah!"

Ness: "And what's worse is that you… Fucked him… Y-you… I can't…"

Sonic: "Was it doggystyle?"

Luigi: "Yes. He was on top."

Ness: *Throws up*

Everyone: "Ewww!"

Ness laid on the floor breathing heavily. First he got shamed, and now this. This was too much. He wanted to do the plan, but this was humiliating. He should do the plan. This is a perfect excuse to get Luigi close to him now that he just threw up. However, he didn't want the green plumber close. He's disgusting. Absolutely gross. He can't go along with the plan. Not until he calms down.

Luigi ran up to Ness. He caressed his face and asked if he was ok. This triggered the psychic because he immediately slapped Luigi across the face.

Ness: "D-don't touch me."

Luigi: "Oh, I'm-a sorry Daddy. Oh wait, I mean Ness!" *Facepalms*

Ness: "AAAAAAAHHHH!" *Starts sobbing*

Sonic: "Jesus, why did you have to call him Daddy again?"

Luigi: "It's a habit! I said it so much during our session."

Gordon: "It's a habit he says…"

Kawasaki: "I wanna call him Daddy too. Hey, Daddy, why are you crying?"

Sonic: "Hey, Kawasaki I know it's because you don't know any better, but please shut the fuck up."

Kawasaki: "What did I do?"

Gordon: "You're adding fuel to the fire."

Kawasaki: "What about the campfire?"

Gordon: "Now I feel like crying."

Kawasaki: "Don't cry guys, would a lullabye help?"

Gordon: "No…"

Luigi: "Well I uh…"

Sonic: "This is fucked."

Luigi: "I'm-a sorry, guys. I can't help it."

Ness: "Please help it."

Sonic: "This if fucked."

Ness: "I'm… I'm telling Mario."

Luigi: "No! You can't!"

Ness: "I don't care! I'm telling Mario what you did with the clone."

Luigi: "If he-a finds out, he's going to punish me."

Gordon: "I don't know why you're scared. You seem to like being punished."

Sonic: "Heck! I mean, he sleeps here sometimes."

Ness: "You deserved to be punished!"

Luigi: "O-oh… Oh my…" *Blushes*

Ness: "Luigi, why? Eww, no… You know what I meant."

Luigi: "I can't help it."

Ness: "I hope Mario tells Daisy and she leaves you."

Luigi: "I… I don't care about Daisy anymore. I love you, Ness. I… I only did that with the clone because he looks exactly like you. I pretended it was the real you the entire time."

Ness widened his eyes and covered his mouth with his hands. Ness knew Luigi liked him, but in love?! He doesn't even care that Daisy leaves him?!

Ness felt unsafe. This is insane. All because he beat him up and it turned out Luigi was into it. No, he was creepy before the incident. Did he always secretly like him? Eww, oh god no. He needs to tell Mario. Mario is going to do something with Luigi, and hopefully he kills the clone.

Ness: "I'm telling Mario."

Sonic: "Dude, I dunno if that's-

Ness: "I'm telling Mario!"

Luigi: "NO!"

Ness: "You can't stop me."

Kawasaki: "Ness, don't tell Mario. It's going to make Luigi sad."

Ness: "I don't care. He deserves to be sad."

Kawasaki: "What did he do?"

Ness: "He's the reason why I'm suffering here in the first place. Now he's going to pay."

Sonic: "Damn, Luigi is gonna get it."

Luigi: "N-no! NO! DON'T TELL HIM!"

Ness: "What're you gonna do about it, fuckboy?" *Smirks*

Luigi: "I'll… I'll… I'll touch you."

Ness's smirk faded away as he heard what Luigi said.

Ness: "W-what?"

Sonic: "Whoa, what?"

Gordon: "I'm sorry, did this mans just say touch?"

Luigi: "Y-you heard me. If you tell my brother, I'll touch you."

Ness: "What do you mean?"

Luigi: "I'm going to do things to you."

Ness: "Y-you're bluffing! Mario is going to-

Luigi: "Mario is my brother, so he has to love me. He'll only hurt me a little, but you… I can hurt you more than he could do to me."

Ness: "Hurt me? I.. I don't understand."

Luigi: "I'll take you, Ness. I'm-a stronger than you think and you're chained up. I can easily have my way with you."

Gordon: "I thought you were a sub."

Luigi: "I am."

Sonic: "Subs don't take people."

Luigi: "I can dom."

Sonic: "Can you? The clone sure didn't let you."

Luigi: "I let him."

Sonic: "Damn."

Luigi: "I have years of experience being the dom. I had to for Daisy. I know how to do it."

Sonic: "But, you don't like being the dom. You're not going to enjoy doing that to Ness."

Ness: "Y-yeah! You'll hate it too."

Luigi: "I never said I didn't like to dom."

Ness: "Huh?"

Luigi: "I don't like doing it with Daisy, but you… I love you, Ness. I don't care as long as I can have you."

Sonic: "Hey is it me, or is this getting rapey?"

Gordon: "It definitely is."

Kawasaki: "Sounds fun~"

Ness: "Luigi, if you do, then you're a rapist. You… You can't come back from that."

Luigi: "I don't care."

Ness: "What the fuck is wrong with you?!"

Luigi: "Don't tell Mario."

Luigi kabudons Ness and stares straight into his eyes. He looked serious. Luigi isn't bluffing. If Ness says something to Mario, Luigi is going to somehow get him. It doesn't matter what Mario does to his brother. Luigi is going to find him. What can Ness do? The green plumber is right. He's chained up. He can't fight back. His powers are nullified, and his strength isn't as great because of the damn shackles.

Ness: "Ok.."

Luigi: "You won't tell, right?"

Ness: "I won't."

Luigi: "You promise?"

Ness: "Yes."

Luigi: "Say you promise!"

Ness: "I promise."

Luigi: "Good. Ok, I'm going to leave now."

Everyone watched as Luigi collected their cans of cat food. He double checked the cans to make sure that the lids were still intact. Perfect. The cans weren't tampered with. He cleaned up the cave and left.

Sonic: "Ness, buddy are you ok?"

Ness: "No..."

Kawasaki: "So wait, why doesn't-

Gordon: "Don't finish that sentence."

Kawasaki: "But-

Gordon: "Don't."

The cave fell silent for a while, until Sonic broke it.

Sonic: "So about that plan…"

Kawasaki: "Oh yeah, the plan! Wait, what was it about again?"

That's right, the plan. Ness fucked up again. He cursed himself. The plan was that when Mario left, Ness was going to pretend to choke on his food. Luigi would come to his aid because he has a soft spot for him. If Luigi didn't come to help, Sonic and Gordon were going to pure pressure him into helping Ness. Then while he's busy with that, Kawasaki was going to tear off the lid and throw it at Sonic, since Luigi collects Sonic's first. This meant that he wouldn't go back to Sonic.

Once Gordon starts clapping, that was the cue that Kawasaki did his part. Then Ness would pretend that Luigi saved him. This would catch the plumber off guard causing him to be less focused and flustered. Once he collects Kawasaki's can, he'll notice that the can doesn't have the lid. All Kawasaki had to do was say that he ate it because he does shit like that.

Once Luigi leaves, they'll still have the lid. Then they could go from there. It was a small victory, but starting small is the first step on getting the hell out of here.

If the plan failed, it would be ok because Luigi wouldn't think much of it. Mario wasn't there to watch and realize what Ness was up to. It wasn't much of a loss since it's Luigi. All Luigi would think is that Ness choked on something and that would be that.

Unfortunately, Mario embarrassed the hell out of Ness. Then the whole Luigi fucking his clone happened, which embarrassed him even more. Then he threatened him! He didn't know if he could do the plan in the future. He didn't want Luigi near him.

Gordon: "We can always try next time."

Ness: "It has to be someone else."

Sonic: "I can be the one to fake it."

Gordon: "Will that work? He might panic and run to Mario."

Sonic: "He could've done that with Ness."

Gordon: "No, he has a sweet spot for the fucker. He would've immediately gone to help him."

Sonic: "Luigi wouldn't leave me here to die."

Gordon: "He doesn't care about you, but he sure cares about Ness. A lot."

Sonic: "You're right, the plan is less likely to work if Ness doesn't do it."

Kawasaki: "I gotta pretend to eat it, right?"

Gordon: "Ness is there anyway you could still do it?"

Ness: "I… I can't. I don't want him near me."

Gordon: "You're joking, right?"

Ness: "He genuinely scares me! I… I might mess it up."

Gordon: "Like always."

Ness: "Thanks, you're so supportive."

Sonic: "What happened to the whole meditation thing, Gordon?"

Gordon: "I don't care if I'm being mean. I WANT TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

Ness: "Did you not hear anything he said?! You can't blame me."

Gordon: "Yes I can! It was your idea!"

Ness: "I know… I know… I just…"

Gordon: "For fucks sake."

Sonic: "Gordon, chill out. Give him a minute."

Ness: "I can still try."

Gordon: "You sure?"

Ness: "Y-yeah… I'll try."

Sonic: "You don't have to."

Ness: "He's right. It was my idea. I have to own up to it."