I do not own Kid vs Kat.
It's been one and a half year since the alien cat called Kat has landed on Earth and become a house pet for the Burtonburger family. While he had some hard times and fights with the son of the household Coop, he was actually getting softer towards him and wasn't giving him trouble like he used to. He has given up about making new weapons and actively using the alien technology. Main reason for this was Millie actually, he has come to his senses that if he ever let Catnipians invade Earth they would definetly make Millie a slave and torture her in ways that only god knows. So he eventually sabotaged himself, let Coop win and destroy his inventions and lied occasionally to his Majesty Emperor. He was constantly postponing his majesty's invasion plans and thanks to self-sabotaging, Emperor was getting bored and was giving him new missions pretty rarely now. He knew that he was taking an enormous risk but his empathy and love for his new found family was making it worth.
He also meant Coop when he thought about family. Of course he wasn't considering him an ally and he was definetly his nemesis, but spending this much time with him also created a bond with him whether he liked it or not. Also he definetly acknowledged that he was saved multiple times by Coop, worked with Coop and even had a few good times with Coop. He would fight with him, pull pranks on him, humiliate him still but not as harsh as before. He was thinking of him as an extremely troubling and annoying little brother.
Coop's view of Kat wasn't that different too. He got used to this little fella's shenanigans and was aware that he was going easy on him, sometimes not even trying to fight with him at all. While he was still not on good terms with him that much, he was getting along better compared to like 6 month ago. Still was annoying him though that's for sure.
That being said, when Coop woke up in his bed this morning he found himself covered in mouse traps. "Kat" he said to himself then tried to slightly move his head to read the situation better. There wasn't anything to be read honestly, his bed was covered with traps completely, and he could see a path full of traps lying to his door. He sighed and tried to get up. While he was standing up a bit and founding his balance his hand slipped and what came next was a symphony of agony. Traps were biting him through every part of him and oh boy was it painful.
Screams coming from the upstairs were music to Kat's pointy ears. He was eating his favorite Bits while listening to Coop's beautiful recital.
"Coop what's happening are you okay?" yelled his father Mr. Burtonburger.
"Hey aren't you listening to me daddy? I was just telling you the latest badge i earned at girl's scout!" said mildy infuriated Millie.
"Oh yes yes sorry honey, although you don't hear your brothers scream everyday so i was a bi- you know what i do hear his screams everyday you're right go on…" said Burt.
Coop went downstairs without even washing his face, and confronted his lovely supportive family.
"Coop… I'm afraid to ask but why are you covered in mouse traps?" said his father a bit worried.
Kat saw Coop's annoyed and trap covered face and started to laugh so hard that he was almost choking on his meal.
"Well dad you see, this is my latest hobby. I just love to cover myself with agonizing devices then come downstairs to have lovely breakfast with my family." said Coop sarcastically and a bit annoyed.
"Ha ha, very funny young man. Seems like you're growing a bit to fast to mock your dad like that" said his dad with a smirk on his face.
"Wow Coop that's a weird hobby, even for you." Said Millie looking utterly surprised.
Coop frowned upon these comments and shaked himself to clean himself from the traps. Then he looked at Mr. Kat, which was clearly amused by the sight of him. Kat grinned one last time and continued to eat his breakfast.
Coop went to the kitchen then took a seat and started to pour his favorite meal to his bowl.
Coop began to smile as he speak: "Say Millie, have you ever seen dad's laxative medicine? I was going to use one since a small problem occured but couldn't find it."
"Eww how should i know it you dork? Also we're eating here you know!" said Millie semi-yelling.
"Oh sorry, i was just worried since they are powerful and shouldn't be consumed more than once. And i certainly wouldn't want our beloved cat to accidentally eat them without noticing because…" said Coop in a stone cold voice.
Upon hearing these words, Kat's anxiety levels just climaxed and he looked Coop in a pitiful manner.
"Like i said, they are powerful. It may never leave that litterbox, ever again."
Said Coop while looking straight to Kat's eyes with a malicious expression. Kat felt his stomach rumble like a parade. He was looking at Coop with a bewildered face, "How?" he was thinking, "And when?". Just as he thought he was winning this race, there was a tie again. While he was getting annoyed he also respected slighlty to his counter. But there was no time to think because the rumble on his stomach was starting to move towards his guts and it was going to be a shit show -no pun intended- if he didn't run to that litterbox. With a painful "Meow!" he started to run to his litterbox.
Coop was barely holding his laugh while looking to his dad and his little sister. "What? Are you going to blame me every time he takes a dump?"
"Why are you still can't get along with that cat is really beyond me Cooper" said his dad with a tired face.
"Because he's a meanie daddy! Mr Kat's just trying to play with Coop but he always takes it too far!" said Millie with a pouty face.
"Oh come on guys it's not like we torment each other every day! I think there's progress between us" said Coop while hugging Millie with one handed. While Millie still had a pouty face, he hugged his brother back. Things were also better between Coop and Mille.
"Well i do have to say there's been less wreckage because of you guys for some time. But i really would love to see you guys get along much better" said Burt while rubbing his son's head.
"One can dream dad, one can dream."