Total Reordered World Tour Chapter 2, a total drama series fanfic

Crash X fusion: Glad you liked the teams. Max... well you'll see. Also I chose purple because its also a color associated with evil. Black won't stand out enough and red is in the same color family as pink. Which is team Valkyrie's color.

Chris stands in first class as the recap begins. "Let's take a few moments to review some of the features of our new aircraft." The clip of a piece of the plane falling off is shown. "Safety is our number one priority." The clip of an inflatable Chef demonstrating the 'beds' in economy class is shown. "So please remain seated with your seatbelts fastened at all times." The clip of everyone in the elimination room is shown. "The plane has one exit here."

The clip of Lighting and Ella running out of the Pyramid is shown, followed by a clip of Topher and Amy running from mummy Max followed by Dawn reluctantly following. This is followed by a clip of Anne Maria stepping on a booby trap. "As we explore exotic destinations , take time to familiarize yourself with the local architecture. "

The next clip is of Duncan's group falling down the pyramid. "The world is our playground." The clip of Gwen, Tyler, and Brick being forced to sing is shown. "But remember, refusal to sing will result in immediate disqualification." The clip of the three teams deciding their name is shown. "When dividing into teams, be sure to give your crew a catchy handle."

A bunch of passports with contestant faces on them are shown. "Upon arrival at our destination one lucky competitor will receive a parting gift to remember." We see a desk filled with a large amount of money. "One million dollars!" We return to Chris in first class. "So stow those carry-on bags and lock those tray tables in an upright position. We're taking off on one crazy ride. On Total! Drama! Woooorrrrlllddd~ Tooouuurrrr~!"

A stage light pops up in front of the CN tower, we switch to the interior of the plane as another light pops out of the ceiling, outside the plane a camera pops out of the engine startling a raccoon, we see a suitcase pop open and a clap board is used. The camera moves through first class passing a drink cart on the way and causing Chris to jump out of the aisle.

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;

(Chef is in the cockpit, the cook gives the camera glare as it passes through. The camera moves past several bagages trucks.)

You guys are on my mind!

(The camera moves past the CN tower and dives into the water.)

Ya asked me what I wanted to be,

(Lightning is swimming in the water when he spots a shark and begins to fight with it.)

And now I think the answer is plain to see!

(Harold stands on top of the straw roof of a hut on a woven boat. An oar flies threw the air to hit him.)

I wanna be...famous!

(Amber and Topher are fighting on the boat, and it is clear one of them accidently hit Harold in the tussle. Crocodiles leap from the water snapping their jaws. The boat moves off screen and we see a crocodile wince on the word be. The camera moves back to the boat revealing it had run into an inflatable raft where Alejandro is standing. Amber panics and tries to help while Topher just laughs."

I wanna live close to the sun!

(The camera moves to the statue of liberty, we cut to the top where Brick is offering Jo a helping hand, only for her to grab it and body slam him instead.)

Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!

(Tyler runs past the two, pushing a baby carriage holding Noah. Max is nearby and the jock trips over her, sending Noah flying out of the carriage and into a sign.)

Everythin' to prove,

(Noah lands in Eva's arms as she stands on a tundra. He gives her a grateful smile.)

Nothin' in my way;

I'll get there one day.

(We pan right where Amy rolls her eyes. A polar bear taps on her shoulder and she looks horrified, but then Dawn and Ella calm the bear and Amy smiles.)

'Cause I wanna be...famous!

(We zoom in past ice caps to see Duncan and Gwen surfing a giant wave. It seems to be too much as they are swept up in the surf.)

Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa

(Xena and Anne Maria are walking across a New York City crosswalk. They are startled as the jet passes them, sending leaves through the air. We switch to a scene of the contestants in a human pyramid atop the jet, wearing parachutes and kicking in beat. The bottom row contains Jo, Anne Maria, Harold, Max, Xena, and Brick. The first row up contains Topher, Amber Alejandro, Eva, and Noah, the next row up contains Duncan, Gwen, Amy, and Tyler, on top of the pyramid is Lightning holding Ella and Dawn on one of his shoulders each.)

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)

(The plane passes big ben,causing the clock face to pop out. It passes the arc de Triomphe causing a mime to drop his croissant. It flies past a rock balancing on.a stone pillar, knocking it off and causing it to fall in front of the camera kicking up dust)

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)

(The dust clears to show, Ella and Dawn smiling at one another, It pans to show Eva glaring, then down to Jo.)

(The lyrics end and we see Chef Hatchet glare. He turns the plane, sending all the contestants falling through the air in parachutes. Everyone but Max lands in front of a sign with the show's name on it. As the song ends Max lands face first in the middle of the group)

Intro end

The episode proper begins with a shot of the three teams in front of the last challenge's finish line. A gold mat, a pink mat, and a purple mat are all in front of their respective teams.

"Sha yeah baby! Lightning's mat is gold!" The jock cheered.

Jo glared down at the Valkyrie's mat. "Why's our mat pink? Just because we're the girl team?!"

"Leave it to Chris to play into stereotypes." Amber deadpanned.

The focus shifted to team Chris' mat. Duncan is standing next to Gwen, "Man you get to be on the evil team? Jealous." The punk said.

"We're not the evil team." Gwen sighed.

"Yeah Duncan just because evil's in our team name. I mean gosh judgemental much?" Harold scoffed.

Duncan ignored Harold. "Sorry you ended up on a team with Dorkus over there." He said, pointing at Harold over his shoulder, who spluttered. "If I'd known there were three teams, I'd have totally gone back for you."

"Not your fault. I'm the one who told you to keep going." The goth sighed.

A hand slammed down on Duncan's shoulder. The focus zoomed out to show it was Eva. "In case you didn't notice, this is a competition not a share fest!" She grabbed the punk's arm and started to drag him away.

(Confessional)

Duncan: If Eva thinks she's gonna keep me away from my girlfriend she has another thing coming.

Static

Eva had just finished dragging Duncan back to Team Conquest. Immediately she noticed someone was missing. "Where's Alejandro and that Princess girl?"

"Where do you think?" Noah deadpanned.

The focus shifted over to the Valkyrie's. Ella and Dawn are petting the goat while Alejandro holds Amber in his arms. Naturally this doesn't go over well with everyone.

"Hey Al! Get back to your own team!" Jo snapped.

"Jo, I am merely spending time with my girlfriend." Alejandro replied.

"Bullsh*t you're trying to scope out the competition!" Jo snapped. "Well I'm here to tell you it won't matter because my girl power team will easily cream both your team and Commander Crud's over there!"

"Jo, will you get off my back!" Amber snapped.

Over with Ella and Dawn, Topher is frowning. "Ugh. Come on Ella! I got enough of your saccharine sweetness when we were in Drama Kin!"

"You know Topher, you don't have to treat Ella badly just because you're jealous of her popularity." Dawn idly noted.

"Will you stop trying to psychoanalyze me? Mystery is sexy!" The blonde snapped. A pair of cymbals startled everyone.

We see Chef wearing Egyptian garb with cymbals in his hands and two interns also dressed in similar attire. One of them is fanning Chris with a leaf and the other is being sat on.

The host has a bowl of green grapes on his lap. He pops one into his mouth. "Don't know about you guys but I am loving Egypt. And gonna love it even more watching you enjoy your second challenge, the amazing camel race!"

"Then where are the other camels? I would greatly like to meet them." Ella said.

"There are no other camels, it's a camel race not a camels race." Chris said

"Yes! Victory is ours!" Max laughed maniacally.

"What?!" Anne Maria snapped.

"Lightning doesn't get it! Why do the sha losers get the best prize, while the sha winners get the worst?!" The football jock asked.

Each reward has its advantages, trust me. You'll be racing towards the world's most infamous waterway, the nile! Team must bring their rewards all the way to the finish. You have sixty seconds to strategize."

The symbol of Team Chris appeared in the corner as the focus was placed on them. Brick is standing before his team with his hands behind his back. Alright Soldiers! In order to obtain victory we must work as one cohesive unit! Our first task, figuring out if we can all fit on the camel. Any ideas?"

Xena stepped forward. "It is a simple matter of weight distribution. More weight on the center of the camel's back with less weight on either end. Therefore the smallest should sit at the neck. The two largest members should be centralized with two lighter members on their laps, and the median should sit at the end."

Tyler smiled. "Brick and I are the biggest so like one of us can hold Harold and the other Xena."

"Max should sit at the neck as the smallest of us all." Brick said.

"Why would I listen to someone as good as you?" Max asked.

"Because if you do not, the alternative is a place under the rectum of the camel. I assure you, you do not want that." Xena said.

Max looked grossed out. "Understood."

"I guess that means I sit at the back." Gwen agreed.

The symbol for Team Valkyrie is shown as Jo stands before her team. "Alright team. I'm in charge. Just do as I say and we'll crush the competition! Let's show them what real girl power is!"

The focus shifted to show Jo's team doesn't seem to be listening. Amber is reading. Dawn is petting the goat while Amy talks to her, and both Anne Maria and Topher were filing their nails.

"Did you say somethin'?" The jersey reject asked.

(confessional)

Jo: Did I say something?! Did I say something?! My team needs to learn respect! I'm not going to be shown up in the leadership department. Especially in front of Brick.

Static

The symbol of Team Conquest is shown. Lightning is currently throwing the stick up in the air over and over again. "Lightning still doesn't get it. Why did our team get the worst prize?"

Noah gave the football jock an annoyed look. "Will you stop messing with that? You're going to poke someone's eye out."

"Sha dang girl, Lightning's not hurting anything." Lightning said. Noah's eye twitched, but before he could say anything a bird cry interrupted him. The stick had hit into a seagull, and now the bird was furious. It dove down to attack Lightning.

The football jock began to wave his arms around as though trying to swat a fly. "Oh you wanna go sky rat?! Lightning's always ready to rumble!" The focus moves to Noah's face as the sounds of fighting are in the background. The cynic smirked.

(Confessional)

Lightning: (He has a black eye and a chipped tooth.) Ha! Lightning showed that bird who's boss! (He falls over.)

Static

Noah: I don't know why the universe has suddenly decided to torment Lightning, but I'm not complaining.

Static

Back with Team Valkyrie Jo is giving her team instructions. "Now, we need a game plan. Tree hugger you keep track of the goat, ride it if you have to. As for the rest of you, focus. I want you to think about nothing but our upcoming victory! I don't care what you have to do to keep your head in the game, just do it! Am I clear?!"

The rest of the team is shown. Dawn has climbed on to the goat's back, both Amber and Amy are looking at Jo with deadpan looks. Anne Maria and Topher are still working on their nails.

"As long as it doesn't ruin my looks." Anne Maria said.

"Finally someone else who understands how important appearance is." Topher smirked.

Jo scowled, and focus shifted to Brick frowning at her team.

(Cockpit confessional)

Brick: Jo doesn't seem to understand there's more to teamwork than ordering your troops around. (He turned to Chef) As a military man yourself you must understand what I'm talking about.

Chef: You're da*n right. Nice for someone to show my military acumen some respect.

Static

"A'ight," Chris told the cast, "Nile's thataway. Kinda big, blue, and water can't miss it."

We see a giant urn with symbols on it next to Chef. "Or I guess you can, but then you'll die. Prob'ly get killed by the local scarab beetles. It's mating season and they get all...killy...when they're in heat."

"Well I'm glad they ain't here now. I don't need no bugs in my poof." Anne Maria said.

"I'll tell them you said that," Chris smirked. Chef pushed over the urn and immediately the mentioned beetles began crawling out of the urn. Team Conquest and Team Valkyrie screamed and attempted to move out of their way. Team Chris screams from on top of their camel.

Meanwhile Chef is standing on the urn the beetles came out of. While Chris stays on the back of an intern who has scarabs crawling all over him.

Lightning is attempting to crush all the bugs around him. "Sha Lightning ain't getting taken down by a bunch of bugs!"

A familiar bell rang. "Ooh, time for a song!" Chris exclaimed."Think of it as a mini-challenge,Music can soothe the savage meat-seeking scarab, so, make up a good song and maybe they won't kill ya. Or don't,and get disqualified."

(Song two: Lovin' time)

We see a pyramid background Topher slides on screen, followed by Noah, then Tyler, Brick and finally Alejandro. They begin to snap their fingers in time to the music. We see the scarabs move towards them, and the previous four start dancing as Alejandro moves on screen.

Alejandro: No need to get crazy it's lovin time at last!" After the line the Spainard joins the other four in dancing.

Topher, Noah, Tyler, Brick, and Alejandro. "You don't wanna eat us up!"

Lightning moves on screen in front of them. "Sha please let us past!"

A background of scarab beetles parades behind clips of the cast. The first of these is Dawn, Ella, and Amy dancing. "It's mating time for scarabs"

A second clip of Amber's hands moving to Scarab to gather moves by. "So what are you waiting for!"

Two small clips of Harold harmonizing and Gwen singing to a scarab move past each other. "So ignore us humans."

All the contestants singing is superimposed over the parade of beetles. Everyone: And make out forevermore!

A heart transitions to show a pair of beetles looking at each other as their antenna make a heart shape.

All boys: It's lovin' time