Note : Lol, don't know. English bad, third language.
Note 2 : This story's Hachiman are a little bit sad, he was even humiliated in his high school life, by Yui, Yukino, Shizuka, and our beloved junior Iroha. And has lost all hope, after all that words exchanged with Yukino, the troublesome stuff Yui has caused him, and all the work handed over to him by his junior. He simply wanted one thing, to not be humiliated again. Only to be on the graduation ceremony.
Reincarnation of lazy
Chapter one
After living an idiotic high school life, serving at a volunteer club and getting humiliated for god knows how many times. I finally died by a car crash, like the time I got into a car crash by my first day of high school, this time though, it's after graduation ceremony.
I can't even remember how I died, but I only hear a loud iron thump of a car, a crash, and groups of people conversing in one place.
If, reincarnation is real, I would've hoped I'm a lazy person, I would rather sleep than wake up and face the same day over and over, until im left wanting to die each day.. I wouldn't have to deal with humiliation and embarrassing moments, I would rather be a bystander than the one doing it.
I don't want revenge, I only want forgiveness and freedom, I only want to be recognised and not frowned upon by other fellows.
I'm tired of this world and I only want sleep, an eternal sleep. If there's only nothingness after I died, I would be fine, let my brain deteriorate with each second. If there's heaven and hell, They wouldn't want me.
Now that I think about the concept of death, where am I?. This white room that looks like it spanned infinitely. Earlier everything were dark, I looked at my body, this was the same clothes I used at the graduation ceremony.
"Hey, you" A heavenly voice of a man, likely that of a singer called me from the ceiling of the white room.
"Yes, you, do you said you want to reincarnate?" The heavenly voice asked me.
"No, I didn't say it, I only think of it" I answered honestly.
"I don't care if you didn't want to reincarnate, how about this, I reincarnated you to you in the past" The heavenly voice suggested.
I raised both my eyebrows and scratched the back of my head."Reincarnate me to me in the past?, what do you mean?" I asked the heavenly.
"That means, you'll be back to when you're a baby boy" The heavenly voice suddenly laughed really hard.
"That ain't funny" I suddenly sputtered, I didn't mean to say it.
"Okay, stop joking" The heavenly voice is now gone, seconds later, I heard a snap of a finger. I thought maybe it was the heavenly voice snapping his fingers.
Not even a second after he snapped his finger, everything around me went black, I didn't know what happened. But if what that voice said is true, it means that I'll be back to the day I were born, as a baby with a wierd antenna like ahoge strands on his head.
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Oh come on now, what time was it?, I can't keep track of it anymore. Months? Weeks? Years?, after the snap, it all goes black and I think I'm in a space of nothingness. And my body feels heavy all of a sudden.
For some reason, I can't get hungry, huh. And what is this liquid that's in my mouth, eugh..., it's bitter.
Eh, what?. It's suddenly shaky, something's grabbing me, I must fight back, no, it's too big. Ah, help, wait, it feels as if the thing that's grabbing me are a hand.
Still, I can't see anything, but I can see white lights for some reason, is this, the hospital?. Maybe the heavenly voice is right, maybe the place where I've been sent to was my mother's womb.
If I'm right, my mother will scream after seeing me. I can't see yet, but I can hear muffled sounds thanks to this baby body's ear. A reincarnation to the past, I will get rid of what made me avoided in my previous life.
And thus my (second) life as Hikigaya Hachiman, oh, I hear a muffled screaming, must've been mother. Oh how I'm sorry for how hideous I am.
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It's been three years after I've been reborn, I'm now a toddler. And it seems that my parents got suspicious, they thought that I'm a wierd kid. Maybe they weren't wrong after all, how can a baby get from one room to another without getting caught?, and didn't even cry day and night, only crying if it got poop.
And now because of that, I was being surveillanced all day for twenty four hours straight, how tiring, im just going to sleep.
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I felt a slight pain at my cheek, I woke up almost crying because it's the body's instinct to cry, but I was stopped by a bottle of milk, with it's own stuff for sucking. Wait, I'm a toddler, why did you give me a milk bottle with the suction on it?.
I looked at the hand who gave me the milk, It was my mother. Oh, did I mention she's nine months pregnant and will give birth to my sister Komachi?. Now I already mentioned it, you know about it.
She's the only family member that's keeping me mentally stable in my previous life, I must do the same in return, even if she didn't know about it. I will make her life a heaven than the last one, after my family got scammed and lived a poor live. I will not let that happen.
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Chapter one end
End note : I wrote this long ago when writing the second chapter of My daily life as an overpowered god, but I stopped at chapter two lol, I just decide to upload now. Maybe if I'm feeling it, I will rewrite the second chapter.
