Seems like time for another big time meeting, but this time at the one place where it is hard for most to get access to, time to take it up to the top and speak with the great holy winged beings from heaven, and at the same time whatever the fuck will happen for the others in hell. Enjoy reading this new chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Heavenly Meetings."
(Hazbin Hotel, Pentagram City. Pride Ring, Hell.)
A portal opens and walking through are Lincoln, Luna and Loona. They do check their phones to make sure the others are doing fine on another kill gig. Lincoln sighs and he sees the hotel in front of them. 'Alright. We just gotta wait here for when we are sent to heaven for the… big meeting. I wonder who the hell we're gonna meet up there.'
Luna looks to her little brother and she can tell that he is a little concerned. "Linc. Calm down, look I get it. Going to heaven is a hard thing to do. It's different and would seem pretty uncomfortable, but we gotta do this bro. You did say that we should speak with them about what we found. Right?"
Lincoln sighs. "Yeah. I know. Still… this is kinda… kinda surprising and unnerving. Hell, I bet Charlie is facing the dame nervousness as I am."
Loona smirks. "I'm pretty sure she might be. She has never ever been to heaven before and she may have heard the stories from her pops. But from what I heard from Lucifer…. Heaven is, filled with a lot of rules. Rules that are a little bit something that Lucifer wasn't into, resulting in his fallen angel tale."
"Not shocked there mom" replied Lincoln. "That makes perfect sense to me since it is a land of angels and all that shit. We also need to talk more later on this story of Lucifer, I don't think we were ever told about this." Loona recalls, she never did tell them about the story of how Lucifer met Lilith.
They then go into the hotel and they see Charlie looking kinda concerned. "Mom called it. The princess of hell is a nervous one dudes."
"She's been like that before you all got here" replied Husk. He then pours a drink for Sir Pentious.
Lincoln then goes to ask Charlie. "Charlie, what the hell is going on with you? Calm down."
Charlie sighs and she remains calm. "Alright. So, my daughter's Lori and Leni aren't available to help with the hotel while we're gone and Alastor and Lady G. went off on their usual stroll. So, I don't know if I can leave anyone else to watch over the hotel." The others are confused and even though they have a staff, they understand that it could end in disaster with no one else responsible around.
They do notice the other guests aren't around. Lincoln then asks. "Where is everyone else?" Loona also notices Vortex is not here.
Charlie sighs and so she explains. "Off doing whatever the hell they wanna do. I mean, we can't keep them cooped up in here all the time. We're gonna be away for who knows how long and we don't have anyone else to watch over the hotel."
Just then the wall blows up and this surprises them. Angel Dust sighs. "What the fuck Is happening here this time?" then they see who is coming out from the smoke. "Hey, Cherri Bomb. Been a while, babe."
Cherri Bomb.
Cherri is a white-skinned Cyclops-like demon, having a singular eye with an X-shaped light yellow pupil and a Sunkist-coral sclera. She sports long strawberry blonde-pink hair with platinum blonde accents kept in a half-ponytail by a black ponytail holder, and freckle-like spots on her skin.
Her mouth has sharp pale yellow teeth inside with black lips. Her makeup includes a large amount of mascara and eyeliner, and she has several Sunkist-coral designs of bombs, explosions and swirled-lines, tattooed on her right arm. Cherri wears a one-shouldered black bra under a similarly-designed pinkish-red torn crop-top with four pale yellow spots around the black X located on the left, along with ripped black leggings and a torn miniskirt that sport the same color and style as her top.
She also wears shoes that are both colored in a pinkish-red but differing in type; on her right is a simple pointed flat, while the left is a heeled cowboy-like boot with a multi-pointed off-white star on it. She also has two different sets of fingerless Sunkist-coral gloves; a regular-length glove on her right hand and an arm-length black-trimmed glove on her left hand.
Cherri Bomb is one of Angel Dust's friends, and a powerful and dangerous explosives expert, and currently a power house who runs her own territory and does whatever the fuck she wants, oh and she's got an Australian accent.
Cherri Bomb snickers and smiles holding a bomb which she throws away. "What up ya ho's! Angie, been a while and I was thinking of a night out with ya. Something to drink?"
Angel Dust smirks. "Now I'm interested, you know that I am in for…"
"For a night out in the town!" cheered Charlie and she goes over to Cherri Bomb. "Cherri, since these guys are the ones who will be in the hotel and the manager, host and founder are gonna be gone for a while. You will be taking them out on a night in the town!"
Lincoln whispers to his hellhound mother. "Mom, please go with them." Loona nods, she knows where this shit will go.
Cherri Bomb is confused. "Is this chick for reals? I am only here for Angel…" then Charlie hands her a lot of cash. "Oh, never fucking mind let's go!"
Charlie then continues. "Please make sure they have the best time tonight." She then has her bags. "Anyway the portal to heaven should be here right about…" then the portal appears and this surprises them. "There it is! Let's go!" she goes through and so does Vaggie who doesn't like this idea.
Lincoln and Luna follow and help carry their bags and Lincoln is confused. "Wait, why the fuck are we bringing bags? We're only gonna be there for a few hours." They watch them go through the portal and it closes.
Cherri Bomb looks to the group. Angel Dust, Husk and Niffty. Then someone else shows up and drinking an orange juice box and its Sir Pentious. "Huh, so the rumors are true. This is where ya went off."
"Well, well. If it isn't my arch nemesis. Have you come to meet your fate in battle Cherri Bomb?!" but he trips when he doesn't see the wet floor sign from one of the Egg Bois.
Cherri Bomb doesn't seem to bother. "You're not my beef anymore now that you're in this place. I'm going out with Angel and I'm getting paid to drag your sorry asses along." She then chews a new stick of bubblegum.
This surprises Sir Pentious and he looks nervous. "Oh… oh, you and me are… going out, like for fun? I mean…. Huh, I didn't think something like this would ever happen. What should I do? What should I wear?" he touches her shoulder.
Cherri Bomb grabs and crushes his hand. "Don't ever fucking touch me ya dickhead." She then walks away and Sir Pentious blushes.
Husk and Angel Dust laugh from this and same with Niffty. Loona on the other hand sees what is happening. 'No mother fucking way. That mother fucker likes her? The kids won't believe this shit!'
(In heaven.)
We now see Charlie, Vaggie, Lincoln and Luna walking down the pathway and seeing the tall buildings in heaven and they already had an encounter with a song number which seemed a little too cliché. But Charlie liked it.
They are being accompanied by this angel named Emily and are being shown around the place. Lincoln and Luna can see that this angel is… thrilled to see them. They can see a little bit of a Charlie personality within this angel and she's already looking like a good friend.
Emily.
In her humanoid form, Emily resembles a young girl with gray skin, long periwinkle hair with white tips, light blue eyes with large, dark blue irises, along with white freckles on her cheeks and the bridge of her nose and 6 feathered wings on her back.
She wears a mostly white dress with short, puffy blue sleeves with darker cuffs, a blue sash around her waist, a blue star pattern on her chest, and a blue triangular pattern on the hem with smaller diamond shapes between the mounds. She also wears blue ballerina shoes on her feet and has a white halo decorated with small, tiara-like spikes hovering above her head.
Lincoln and Luna are amazed that this is heaven, and deep down they're wondering. 'Is Delilah and the others up here?' but they ease their minds from that and focus on what they have to do, the meeting with the angelic council. They also have to wait for Eliza to show up.
They don't even notice that they walked by Adam and his second command Lute. Adam and Lute also see them. "Holy fucking shit balls. Am I seeing who I think I'm seeing?!" asked Adam.
Lute growls and doesn't like this. "What are they doing here in heaven?! How did they even get up here?"
Adam scoffs and is about to go to them. "Who the fuck gives a shit. I am handling this shit, right now!"
Lute then stops him. "Wait. You wanna start a fight here in front of everyone?"
Adam scoffs and drinks his soda. "Better than waiting for the fucking extermination…" but then Lute shushes him, as other angels fly on by.
"Sir. We don't speak of that here and not in front of every single angel ear. We don't want anyone else questioning our motives for doing what we always do" replied Lute. "What is the number one rule of the Seraphim?"
Adam sighs and is annoyed. "Nobody else in heaven has to know about the extermination which we've been doing for a long time. Jeez, you're starting to sound like that bitch Eliza, and she bores me." He then drinks his soda. "Also don't fucking shush me bitch?"
"You should listen to your lieutenant Adam." Both are startled by the arrival of the head Seraphim, Sera. She teleports them to her office.
Sera.
Sera is a tall, humanoid seraphim angel with dark skin and white markings on her face, a detailed glowing white halo shaped like a crown and three pairs of white wings. She wears a long, white and grey gown with bouffant sleeves, and she has long curled hair in a grey ombre color. Her body is typically slender and thin, with long fingers and a long neck.
As a Seraphim, she makes sure that the balance is not threatened, unless the change that happens is alright and meant to be. But she has been maintaining surveillance of the Extermination Purge that has been going down in hell, and appointing who will be in charge of the next one.
Adam then tries to calm down. "Fuck Sera. You can't sneak up on a guy like that, sheesh."
Lute then speaks. "You're highness, forgive me. But what are those hellspawns doing here?"
Sera sighs and so she explains. "A meeting about the hotel which has been doing both goo and bad as of lately. I am truly surprised that redemption has worked well ever since the hotel was found and built by Lucifer's daughter, but I wish to speak of them of another way to prove the hotel is more than just redeeming simple sinned souls."
"I would not recommend you ever mentioning of the Extermination that goes on ever since, and bringing you back to its service is a choice I made and that attitude of yours is going to get you into trouble Adam, you may be the first mortal man on earth, but things change and I suggested you after Eliza was given a higher rank, at least Eliza had more sense in keeping secrets."
"We don't want any of the souls in heaven to know the truth of the Exterminators, something I have told to keep to the new souls that emerge from the hotel. I hoe that is clear to you both and as for the hellhound children… They have something to explain and show us. I don't know what's it about, but I wish to hear it."
Adam scoffs. "Yeah got it." Deep down, he hates everything she just said. Well almost everything. But Sera doesn't know, that he has an idea that could legit ruin whatever the meeting is all about.
(Later.)
Lincoln and Luna are in the room they are sharing and they look out the window. "Dang. This place is like…. The brighter and good side of every city on earth, but the meaning of a peaceful and decent town on earth is just a shitty myth" replied Lincoln. He does wave to an angel flying by.
Luna chuckles as she lays on the bed. "Yeah. I wonder when Eliza shows up." She then checks her phone. "Whoa dude. The signal here is powerful." Still, she wonders if they can tour around some more.
Lincoln chuckles and he leaves the room to try and seek out the archangel who is his friend. But then he when he sees two familiar figures walk by. 'What the? Adam? What the fuck is he doing here?' he sees Adam and Lute headed to the room where Charlie and Vaggie are staying and so he sneaks around and overhears their conversation.
Adam and Lute walk into the room and then Lute closes the door."I'm not looking for that blondie princess. I'm here for you."
Vaggie is annoyed. "Why?"
Adam smirks. "Maybe it's because you left the band then tried a solo career, or should I say duet?"
Vaggie growls hearing this. "I don't know what the fuck you're talking about?"
Adam smirks and scoffs. "Do you really think that I wouldn't recognize one of my top girls just because your not in uniform? You were the best we ever had and the baddest of the bad Exorcists on the front line, and boy you fucked up when you just couldn't kill that weak and pathetic little demon kid."
Lute then speaks. "News flash, Vaggie. Child, woman, man or infant, that doesn't matter. All demons must die." She then has her spear. "They're as damned as every wretched sinning mortal on earth."
Adam snickers and grins. "To think someone as worthless and a total failure like you landed it with Lilith's little hottie, but I guess that's what you both have in common."
Lute then confronts Vaggie with anger. "They're love is vile and blasphemous just as that wretched brunette and her blonde little carpet muncher, and every other mortal whose been into this whole same gender relationship." That one angers Vaggie because Luna and Sam are her friends.
"Hot as fuck though" Adam snickers and grins, and then he looks to Vaggie. "But I wonder what your bitch will think when she finds out that you are one of us?"
Vaggie didn't like the sound of this. "What the fuck do you want?"
Adam smirks and grins. "Simple, you work for me again like old times sake and at the meeting your going to talk about how that stupid bullshit kindergarten princess idea is not working out and then shut it all down for good."
Now this angers Vaggie. "Never."
Adam is not surprised. "Oh, well okay that's cool and all. I guess I'll tell little Ms. Butterflies-and-Rainbows that she's been fucking someone whose killed thousands of her people." He gets into Vaggie's face and this infuriates her. "I'm sure you're relationship will be finem see ya in court." Adam and Lute head off.
Leaving Vaggie with concern and fear. She doesn't want to betray Charlie, and she feels like she has, even to her own adopted daughters about the truth. Vaggie closes the door and needs time to think about this. Lincoln on the other hand is furious at what Adam is doing. "Oh, this shit is not gonna stand." He then sees Charlie coming back and he grabs her and brings her to the other room.
"Whoa! What the heck Lincoln? What are you doing? What's going on?" replied Charlie in surprise.
Luna sits up and she looks towards her brother. "Bro, what's going on here?"
Lincoln sighs and he explains. "What I am about to tell you, Charlie will be a total surprise and… just, don't get upset or mad at Vaggie." This concerns Charlie and so she hears what he has to say.
(Back in hell.)
Some Sex Club is where the others are. Cherri Bomb cheers. "This place is the fucking best!" she then takes a drink, and so does Loona, and they both howl and high five each other, and even Angel Dust.
Husk smirks. "Gotta say, the drinks here ain't that bad despite this place being a sex club." He moves away from Summer. Loona smirks seeing this and also chuckles and this annoys Husk. "What are you chuckling about?" Loona laughs some more, and this just annoys Husk.
Sir Pentious does notice Niffty sweeping. "Niffty, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm cleaning!" replied Niffty as she sweeps the floor and looks annoyed. "It's so filthy and icky in here! I just cleaned this floor. Why is it dirty again?"
Sir Pentious sighs and he explains. "That's because we're at a club dear."
Niffty looks around. "Huh, I thought the club looked different." She then sneaks off to do something devious. Loona can tell that nothing good can come from this, and so she fires a grappling hook and she drags Niffty back to her. Thank god she kinda came prepared.
Sir Pentious then speaks to Cherri Bomb. "Ms. Bomb, I would like to buy you a drink-"
"Why?" asked Cherri Bomb and she smirks. "Didn't you say we're arch rivals?" Loona and Angel Dust snicker seeing this. Husk, and the others also watch this shit go down.
Sir Pentious tries to find some excuse. "Ummm… that's because I'm buying everyone a drink!" this makes everyone cheer, but Angel Dust and Loona laugh and Husk snickers and so does Summer and Dia. They' gonna take advantage of this.
Angel Dust smirks. "Dang, I could use a free drink. Been doing a lot lately at the club and even though it's been open for a long while, it's still almost new to me."
Cherri Bomb then speaks. "Angie. We're here to relax and have some fun. So let's have some fun."
Loona sips her drink. "Meh, I've been half bored all day with not much to do. Just here to watch over all your sorry asses."
Cherri Bomb then speaks to Angel Dust. "How about you and me get fucked up wasted? That suits you all the time and we can see where this night will fucking take us!"
Angel Dust chuckles. "Ya know. That doesn't sound like such a bad idea."
Then Sir Pentious goes over to Cherri Bomb with two drinks. "Cherri, I bought you a shot." She then looks to him unamused and confused. "Because I'm buying everyone a shot!" this makes everyone cheer.
Loona holds her laughter and Husk snickers and sees that this guy is just making himself look like an idiot. Angel Dust laughs and then stops. "Oh man. This is already turning into one fucked up night and I haven't even taken any drugs yet!"
Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb continue to take shots. Though Niffty has been drinking a little too much and this concerns the others except Cherri Bomb. Angel Dust goes over and grabs Niffty before she does anything but she races off.
Loona also goes to help and they see Niffty going through a closet of cleaning supplies and Angel Dust stops her. "Niffty stop it! Stop being such a mess!"
This startles Niffty. "I-I'm… a mess?" Then she starts to sob and cry.
Loona did not see this coming. Angel Dust then hugs the crying little demon. "Hey calm down. I'm sorry I said that Niffty. You're not a mess." Then he has an idea. "do you wanna play with the kitty?"
Niffty sobs and sniffs, and she calms down and looks to Angel Dust. "Y-Yes."
Angel Dust then drops Niffty on Husk's head. "What the fuck is this?!" Niffty just plays with Husk's fur and pulls on his ears.
Angel Dust sighs and explains. "She's a little too drunk. Deal with it."
Husk is confused. "What?! Seriously?!" he sighs and just with it and both Summer and Dia think it's adorable of him to help watch over Niffty. "What are you two looking at? I ain't no nanny!"
Sir Pentious drinks another shot and he feels rejuvenated and relaxed. Then he sees Cherri Bomb. "Wow! Hey there. Cherri, I have noticed the club has a sex room... So, I was wondering if… you would, have a sex… with me?"
Cherri Bomb snickers. "I'm sorry. Why would we have sex?"
Sir Pentious then comes up with a brilliant excuse. "Because I'm having sex with everyone here!' everyone cheers and several sinners tackle Sir Pentious and drag him into the sex room. "No! Wait! No, I didn't mean it! Someone get my minions…" the door closes.
Loona, Husk, Summer and Dia spit out their drinks and laugh at this. Velvette also does the same and laugh. "That guy is so fucking screwed!" the others look to her. "What?"
Loona asks. "When did you get here, and where the fuck did you come from?"
(Back in heaven.)
We see a lot of angels gathered here, for a meeting. Charlie, Vaggie, Lincoln and Luna are on their own area and they don't seem pleased seeing Adam and his lieutenant. Adam sees them and grins. "Well, well. Look who actually showed up and went to talk to my manager. Low blow ya Karen's!"
Vaggie is angered seeing him but then Charlie holds her hand. "Calm down. Everything is going to be alright and whatever happens… we're going to be fine." This confuses Vaggie and she sees Lincoln and Luna giving her a thumbs up. This has her confused even more.
Sera then speaks. "We are all gathered here today to speak of the Hazbin Hotel. I am truly impressed and surprised that it has done successful ways to aid in redemption for sinner souls to ascend. I have had doubts, but to know there is a way for sinners to turn away from their sins, has proven me wrong." The angels are surprised to hear her say that.
Adam grumbles and doesn't like this. Charlie and the others didn't expect this. But Sera continues. "But, last year the hotel couldn't be able to summon more than twenty sinners to be redeemed. The year before that it was successful enough. Even though some sinners are being redeemed, we wish to know if a vile, cruel and truly sinful soul can be redeemed to prove the hotel should continue."
This makes them jaws dropped. Adam laughs. "Ha! Suck it! I don't even think you idiots can even do that! I mean, your first guest the porn star left that hotel!"
Lincoln and Luna feel like ripping him apart. Charlie then calms down. "We have someone who… someone who has done plenty of horrific things. I believe you may have known him since you are all in heaven and have seen his actions in Royal Woods."
"Indeed." They see Eliza show up. "Apologies for being late. Sera, you know who this sinner is."
Sera then recalls. "The menace of a sinner serpent, I have heard of him and his many attempts to conquest as he's been visiting Royal Woods Michigan, and failed so many times. So, he is in the hotel?"
Charlie nods. "Yes he is. He committed so many heinous actions, especially to my daughters. But he showed up and apologized for his actions. He seeks redemption because he is haunted by the one thing that's been making him miserable and question his existence. His many failures."
Lincoln then speaks. "She's not wrong. Sir Pentious has failed so many times in his many conquests. Something of that many failures could break even the darkest souls into…"
"Understanding the meaning of things" replied Emily. "Their reasons to exist."
Sera thinks about this and she ignore Adam and his hand signals. "Then we shall see, we shall see if he is capable of redemption." She then makes the choice. "With this news I have decided that we shall give you till the end of the year, then the Extermination will be made."
Adam nearly coughs from this. "What?!"
Sera looks sternly to Adam and he remains quiet. Eliza then looks to Charlie and she nods and then she looks to Sera. "Accepted. Thank you for giving us this chance, Ms. Seraphim."
Sera smirks. "That's not specifically my last name."
"This meeting is not done, Ms. Sera" replied Lincoln. He then uses the tablet and he places it onto the ground and shows footage they need to see.
Adam is confused. "What is this?! When was he allowed to…"
"Adam, stop!" replied Sera. They all see what this is and what they see shocks them. An Exorcist sneaking into a demons weapons storage and it's not even Extermination Day and she kills all the staff and then is confronted by Carmilla Carmine where she fights the Exorcist and then beheads her.
The angels are baffled and shocked. Luna then stands up. "This belongs to ya, wanker!" she tosses the bag to Adam and the head falls off and many angels faint and some are horrified.
Adam is speechless but Lute is furious. Sera looks to all of them. "What is this?" she then looks to Adam and he tries to pretend he doesn't know.
"Ummm…. I'm just as surprised as you are! I didn't know about this and…"
"Then that would mean you let your own exterminators do what they wish to do" replies Eliza. "Allowing them to trespass on demonic territory and get involved with demonic property. The exorcists are not to engage unless the Extermination is in motion… unless, they have been told different orders which have to be proof affirmed by the Seraphim and our Creator."
They all look to Adam. Then he tries something else and looks to Charlie. "Ya know. All of this wouldn't have happened if they weren't here and that hotel! Did ya know that…"
"Vaggie is a former exorcist?" replied Charlie and everyone gasps. Vaggie is shocked and is confused. "Yeah, I know that she is a former exorcist and she did something to be kicked out of your band!"
Eliza is shocked. "What?"
Lincoln speaks. "I spotted Adam and his lieutenant going into their room and blackmailing the truth towards Vaggie, but I informed Charlie and now she knows." He then looks to Sera. "The reason she was exiled by Adam long ago was because she spared a child sinner and then got her wings removed and her eye…"
"Enough!" yelled Eliza. "How was I not informed of this?" this surprise them and even Sera. "Before Adam reclaimed his role as Head Exorcist, I was in command. Why was this not in the record? Why was I not notified that one of our own has changed? What is happening?" they all look to Adam and Sera looks to Adam with all her eyes ready to glare at him. Even Emily doesn't like this.
Adam sees that he's getting into trouble and he growls looking towards Charlie, Vaggie, Lincoln and Luna.
Vaggie looks to Charlie. Charlie holds her hands. "Vaggie, it's alright. I know the truth and though it is a lot for me to take in… you have changed and become someone better. Someone who has a sense, a heart and a conscience."
Eliza sighs. "Something that not all angels truly have." She looks to Sera and then Sera glares at Adam and she calms herself down.
Sera then speaks. "Ms. Morningstar, you and your friends should return home. We shall have a meeting about this of what has transpired and what we have not been informed about as of lately from Adam's actions. Eliza, you shall be part of this." Eliza nods. Sera looks to Adam. "You are to report back to your post and stay there till we summon you."
Adam is shocked and same with his lieutenant. "Are you serious?! You're putting me on Timeout?! Do you have any idea who I am?!"
"You're majesty, there is a logical explanation to this and..."
"REMAIN SILENT!" everyone looks away as Sera has unleashed her true form. Then she calms down and looks to Charlie and the others and they take their leave. Eliza takes the Exorcists head and other angels escort the group back to their room to get Charlie's bags, they question why she brought bags.
Adam grumbles and is teleported away and he yells. "WHAT THE FUCK?! ARE THEY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS SHIT?! IS SHE SERIOUS?!"
Lute also is ticked off. "All because of that wretched hotel which they opened! That hotel should never have existed and…" she sees Adam grin. "Sir?"
Adam then looks to her. "I think It's time I showed everyone that the Hazbin Hotel is nothing more than a mistake and your right. It should never have existed along with that princess and that bastard boy!"
Lute smiles. "And what is the plan sir?"
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: The meeting in heaven… sorta went well… but it looks like someone is going rogue and is plotting something destructive. I hope that you all enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made:02 /03/24.
