Episode 13: No Budget
The episode actually doesn't have a beginning recap, it just shows Cryogonal driving the car.
Lokix, Chandelure and Xatu felt a bit awkward as the car had just been aimlessly driving around for a long time, it's fuel tank starting to run very low.
"...okay, elimination time..." Cryogonal began saying
"Finally..." Chandelure replied
"...First one safe is... Xatu, she got few out votes..." Cryogonal told her.
"I'm a finalist? My prayers have been answered, I knew you'd always be there for me Lord Helix..." Xatu began to gratitude pray
(BOTTOM 2)
Cryogonal was driving so he just grabbed Lokix and Chandelure with psychic energy and held them outside the bus.
"...You two aren't liked... ig... anywho the final one that stays is..." Cryogonal paused
Chandelure looked bored and Lokix was glaring.
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"Lokix... you have a better score, so you're in the finals, with a landslide of votes you're out Chandelure..." Cryogonal didn't even look at her, they just kept driving
"What?! Are you serious!" Chandelure glares
"Serious, the votes don't lie." Cryogonal spoke and handed her a tablet.
Xatu: Save 5, Out 2, Stay 3.
Chandelure: Save 2, Out 6, Gone 4
Lokix: Save 4, Out 3, Stay 1
"Yeah... can't argue with that... ugh third place for a third time... this has to be some sort of cruel JoooOOOOKE!" Chandelure was dropped and fell off the moving bus
Lokix was brought back inside.
"...well that's the elimination..." Cryogonal told them.
"So um where are we going?" Xatu asked.
"Don't know..." Cryogonal shrugs.
"We can't just be driving aimlessly!" Lokix yelled.
"We can... cause that's what we been doing for the past hour..." Cryogonal told him.
"But... but... can't you make a finale challenge, or something simple like a footrace or damn rock paper scissors?!" Lokix begged.
Xatu looked worried
"...we have no budget for a finale challenge.. and a boring finale would suck ..." Cryogonal looked bored.
"Hmmm, I've got a idea! Let's go to a public use telephone line as quickly as we can!" Xatu smiles.
"...fine." Cryogonal changed routes to go to the nearest City.
(Virbank City)
It looked sketchy as hell but there was no more gas for the bus anyway.
Xatu went straight for the telephone line.
"Hello um... miss Linda Dunphy? This is Ananya, I'm a Xatu competing for the show Cryogonals Newer Roadtrip." Xatu told her.
"Oh hey there! I been excited to see the season airing on TV soon! How's it going?" Asked a very familiar voice from season 1.
"Actually kinda bad... we went through many complications and have absolutely no budget to host our finale challenge..." Xatu told her.
"Oh no! That sounds awful! I'm very sorry to hear that : " She sounded very apologetic even tho it wasn't even her fault.
"Yeah... I was wondering if you could help create a finale for us... I know you might be busy with your Berry Company and you live in Johto... but we would all appricate you sponsoring the finale please." Xatu told her.
"Hmmm, you know what? SURE! Profit and business have been going well anyway but who would ever deny a bit of shameless advertising, where are you darling so I can get a crew to set up everything up!" The nice friend smiles.
"We are in Virbank City right now, our bus ran out of fuel..." Xatu told her.
"Yikes, I remember my friends singing a song there it looked sad, no no no that just won't do, try walking to Aspertia City, I'll be there in a day! Heyyy Lunatone let's buy some first class tickets to Unova real quic-" The voice said and the phone line hanged up.
"Welp, she's coming here... we might as well just start walking for Aspertia City." Xatu told them.
"Plus even if we wanted to use the bus, it's a wreck." Lokix pointed at the bus to show it had been vandalized and it's pieces like wheels and radio were stolen.
"...let's walk..." Cryogonal spoke.
Cryogonal, Xatu and Lokix were walking for a while mostly in just pure silence.
"Hey question... why are we walking when Xatu and you can fly, and you both can also use psychic energy to teleport us?" Asked Lokix.
Cryogonal shrugged.
"Walking is fun! You truelly become one with nature." Xatu smiles.
Lokix looks annoyed and just keeps walking, eventually they all reach Aspertia City, since they had nowhere to sleep, Cryogonal just slept levitating, Lokix powered off and slept standing, and Xatu slept on a bench using newspaper as a blanket, they were all near eachother.
(The next morning)
"Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Rise and shine little ones!" Volcarona smiled at them.
"Ack, what time is it!?" Lokix looked around.
"It's a little past 1pm but the good thing is, we got here way early so we had plenty time to create the final challenge for you all!" Volcarona smiles.
"We?" Cryogonal asks.
Then it's revealed every single eliminated player was helping build the final challenge, and taping posters of Volcaronas Magical Berry Factory
"Wassup wassup wassup my neighbors!" Togepi waved winking.
"Literally no one is gonna get that." Chandelure looked bored, Togepi giggled.
"Hello everyone glad to see you in the finale!" Sunflora waved.
"Karate, skills, dojo camps." Hitmonlee meditated.
"My elimination was still bull(bleep)." Heatmor crossed his arms.
"You can either keep crying about it or help me carry these boxes!" Durant yells, Heatmor rolls his eyes but goes to help her.
"Es un trabajo." Flamigo shrugged as he was taping posters of Volcaronas company everywhere.
"Hello finalists! I'm so happy you're all doing well!" Bellibolt waved at them.
Bergmite was boredly texting on her phone not looking at anyone.
"It's ludicrous those idiots are in the finale and not me! They both suck and I'm literally the best, (bleep) this show!" Ninjask looks furious.
"I did not pay for any of this by the way." Gumshoos told them.
"I assumed." Lokix rolled his eyes.
"I payed the ones that wanted to work to help me build the final challenge, you'd be amazed by how many wanted to get payed, only Bergmite, Trump and Ninjask refused." Volcarona smiles.
"Alright Linda, I think the entire challenge should now be completed!" Lunatone looks happy
"Thanks love, alright everyone gather around, this is gonna be the first time I've been on cameras since last year, so I gotta make a good impression!" Volcarona told everyone.
The eliminated players all got to the bleachers.
"Ahem... Last time on Cryogonals Newer Roadtrip! The contestants did some dubious activity breaking into a federal state prison to break out Ninetails, they all failed..." Volcarona began recapping and nudged Cryogonal.
"...sigh... They all got caught and sent to court, and they also failed not being sentenced guilty..." Cryogonal spoke monotonely.
"Correct! In the end the only reason they were all let go was cause Mawile sacrificed her previous prize money to bail them out, but she also had to leave to do community service?! Oh no!" Volcarona did a fake Gasp.
Silence.
She nudged Cryogonal again.
"...oh...no..." Cryogonal frowned.
"Now that Chandelure got ratioed! We have our finale of Lokix and Xatu!!!! Who is gonna win? Who is gonna lose? And who is ready for the finale episode of... Cryogonals Newer Roadtrip!!!!!!!!!!!! Also go buy Volcarona Berries, they're yummy." Volcarona hosted.
"Are they tho?" Asked Heatmor
(Cryogonals Newer Roadtrip Intro)
"Alright final two, you've been through a lot, but the final challenge can finally start!" Volcarona told them
"Finally." Lokix looked impatient
"First of all, because I am super nice, I want everyone to participate and have fun, so eliminated players get on the kart of the player you support the most!" Volcarona smiles.
The eliminated players got in.
Xatu Support: Sunflora, Chandelure, Nix, Bellibolt, Flamigo, Togepi
Lokix Support: Hitmonlee, Ninjask, Heatmor, Bergmite, Gumshoos, Durant
"Alright, now that your support players are set, let me explain the rules! You two will have to carry your wagon kart thing all the way up a hill!" Volcarona giggles.
"...there will be stuff to stop and distract you..." Cryogonal stated.
"Secondly, you must tightrope walk over a large gorge, if you fall down into the water, you will need to climb the stairs all over again!" Volcarona warned them
"...The eliminated players will be shooting non lethals to distract you as well..." Cryogonal told them.
"Finally, on the other side of the gorge you will find a tall mountain, climb it and pick up one of the gliders to glide all the way back down here in this wagon starting area, the player that makes it here first will win... 2,000 pokedollars." Cryogonal told them
Xatu and Lokix cringed a bit at that small prize for that huge challenge
"Psh Cryogonal don't you remember? I'm rich now! The second placer will get 5,000 pokedollars and the first placer will win 50,000 pokedollars! All the helpers get 1,000 for helping ig." Volcarona shrugs.
Lokix and Xatu NOW looked very interested in getting first place
"Money is money, I'm gonna help him so hard!" Heatmor smirks
"Babe, never say that again for (bleep) sake." Durant grumbled.
"Why is the wagon colored with berries pictures." Lokix asked
"Kind of obvious answer..." Chandelure rolled her eyes
"Because each berry presesents every single whale left on the planet!" Togepi says dramatically.
"There's no whales?!" Bellibolt looked shocked
Hitmonlee cried
"You're all morons..." Gumshoos facepalmed.
"Alright, get prepared finalists, the final challenge will begin soon." Lunatone told them
Both Lokix and Xatu went to their waggons, who had a flag with their faces on them.
"On your madks.. get set... go or whatever..." Cryogonal told them
Lokix began running faster and stronger, Xatu was struggling a bit to pull the wagon
"Uhh what is the hold up señorita?" Flamigo asked.
"Its.. so.. heavy..." Xatu struggles
"Don't look at me, I'm pretty much weightless..." Chandelure was on the wooden wagon.
Everyone then slowly turned to look at Bellibolt.
"W-why you all looking at me like that..." Bellibolt looked genuienly confused.
"I told you to stop eating them McDonalds Quarter-Pounders!" Togepi yells at her.
Bellibolt just blushed and looked away.
(Lokix Wagon)
"Haha, we are way ahead than those losers!" Durants laughs.
"Yeah despite Gumshoos and Heatmors obesity weight..." Lokix looked annoyed as he kept pulling the wagon.
"The hell did you say!" Heatmor glares.
"I'm gonna sue you bro." Trump snarls.
Then in the middle of the path, there was anime Manga thing.
"Gasp! No way! Miss Neko Long Johnson 3?! I thought these weren't printed anymore?!" Lokix looked amazed at the Manga, he completely let go of the wagon.
"You idiot! We are just gonna fall down the hiiiIIILLLLL!!!" Ninjask screamed.
"Ah crap!" Lokix ran back towards the wagon quickly grabbing it, however Lokix noticed some snowflake approaching the manga.
"...I'm gonna burn this... book thing unless someone grabs it in... 10... 9... 8..." Cryogonal began counting down holding a flamethrower.
"Where did he get a flamethrower?" Hitmonlee asked.
"Volcarona." Heatmor told him.
"NOOOOOO!!!!" Lokix let go of the wagon and ran towards the manga, grabbing it just in time before Cryogonal burned it.
The wagon was all the way in the starting area with Xatu long passing them.
"Great..." Bergmite looked annoyed.
"Damn it!" Lokix ran back to the starting area holding the manga still, while he ran back down the hill, he passed Xatus wagon.
(Xatus Wagon)
"This plan is working perfectly friends!" Xatu smiles.
It is revealed Sunflora, Chandelure, Nix, Flamigo and Togepi were all using their arms to carry Bellibolt up in the air.
"AaaA! I don't wanna fall off." Bellibolt looked nervous.
"Gurl, you fell off in season 6 episode 2, don't even try it." Togepi said with sass.
Bellibolt did a very sad face.
"How long until we reach the top of this hill?" Nix asked.
"My arms are getting tired..." Chandelure complained.
"We should be... there... soon..." Xatu looked worried as she began hearing sounds of puppies and kittens crying.
"Ew that sounds like (bleep), where is that coming from!" Chandelure looked angry.
"I... I'm not sure I gotta find out..." Xatu looked worried.
"Xatu if you go, the wagon will fall down the hill and we'd have to restart!" Nix told her.
"But... but animals could be in danger! I could never abandon the innocent little spawns." Xatu looks anxious.
"It must be a distraction created by Cryogonal and Volcarona." Chandelure told her.
"Exacly Chica, even if it is real, that's how nature is sometimes you know, gotta deal with it." Flamigo shrugs
"...i... i guess you're right..." Xatu looks very sad and keeps going forward
"Don't worry green bird lady, I've known Volcarona since I was in my teens, she's too nice to actually put baby animals or literally anyone in danger." Togepi told her smiling
Hearing this did make Xatu feel a bit better about abandoning them, she just looked determined to continue
Lunatone was behind the bush where the animal sounds were coming from, he just pressed stop on the tape recording and levitates away
(Lokix Wagon)
Lokix was quickly carrying the wagon back up the hill again, his strength and speed being impressive
"What do you see in this crap?" Heatmor was boredly reading the manga
"None of your business okay?" Lokix yells
"If you don't tell me I'll burn it." Heatmor looked bored
"Fine! When I was eliminated last season, watching anime was how I coped." Lokix blushed as he kept running
"That's really (bleeping) cringe bro." Ninjask looked disgusted at him
"Says the one who's name is literally Japanese." Gumshoos told Shinji
"What the (bleep) did you say to me you overweight politician?! Do you have any idea who I am?!" Ninjask looked enraged
"I do, that's why I know I can buy and sell you." Trump said
"That's not very impressive Trump, little (bleep) probably costs like three dollars." Durant smirks.
"Ugh! Why I outta!" Ninjask looked angry and his arms glew green preparing to do a Fury Cutter attack.
"Hey everyone do you smell that?!" Hitmonlee asked.
"Actually yeah that does smell good..." Bergmite looked impressed.
It is revealed in the middle of the path there was a big open box full of warm pizza.
Many of the wagon eliminated players drooled for that pizza.
"Meh... I don't need to consume food so that's useless to-" Lokix began saying but then someone from the left side threw a Battery next to the table that had the pizza.
Lokix did awooga eyes.
"Come on everyone, despite how delicious this meal looks, it's obvious it is a trap." Gumshoos told everyone.
"I'm hungry, i cant be an epic karate master without having a full tummy." Hitmonlee spoke.
"I'll pay you 3,000 dollars just for you to never say the word tummy next to me again." Gumshoos cringed at him and pulled a stack of cash from his pocket.
"Trump is right, this looks too good to be true... I already have the manga, I don't need to get this stuff..." Lokix spoke.
"But we are starving!" Heatmor groans.
"We ate breakfast like an hour ago..." Bergmite rolled her eyes.
"Still! Someone as amazing and perfect as me deserves pizza for all the hard work that is being me!" Ninjask posed, he looked confident.
"Hard work is putting up with you..." Durant looks annoyed.
Lokix passed the pizza and began going up the hill again.
Volcarona came out of the left bushes and flew to eat a slice of pizza with Lunatone.
(Xatu Wagon)
"Finally... we made it to the top of the hill everyone..." Xatu was tired
"Such a shame we had to miss out on that pizza..." Bellibolts frowned as she was finally placed down.
"Of course you'd say that porky!" Nix glared at her
Bellibolt looked sad.
"Come on Xatu, you have to climb those stairs!" Sunflora told her.
"Can't I just fly..." Xatu said tiredly.
"...no..." Cryogonal told her appearing from somewhere then they flew up.
"Apurate Indian lady!" Flamigo told her.
Xatu began to tiredly go up thr huge set of stairs.
"How did Volcarona set all this up in such little time?" Asked Sunflora.
"Dinero." Flamigo shrugs.
All the helped of Xatu also got off the wagon and began to climb the stairs.
"Okay... use these guns too shoot at anything that isn't Xatu.
"Anything?" Asked Togepi, she instantly shot Bellibolt, who was surprised and began falling all the way down the stairs yelling in pain.
Sunflora and Nix frowned looking at her while, Flamigo, Chandelure and Togepi had smiles on their faces.
Then we see Lokix pull his wagon.
"Alright we made it, everyone get off." Lokix began saying.
"Noooo! Just wait! The story is actually getting good! It's revealing this cat girls father is actually a dog!" Heatmor looked shocked while reading the manga.
"Babe, the hell?" Durant asked.
"Meh, I recommend you stop reading it, the anime of that show is very mid compared to the manga, I've seen the reviews online." Bergmite was showing him her phone
"Screw you! I can do what I want!" Heatmor glares
"I said come on! We need to catch up with the rest." Lokix yells
"Ew why is this ugly green thing here on the floor?" Ninjask spit on the fainted Bellibolt
"Looks like a rotten green egg." Gumshoos frowns
"Ugh... ow... oh man oh man, I gotta get back to my friends!" Bellibolt goes up the stairs
"Ha! The ugly (bleep) thinks she has Friends, hilarious!" Ninjask laughs
Lokix began quickly going up the stairs, the eliminated contestants followed him at a slower pace
Xatu was tightrope walking, but so was Lokix
Xatus helpers began shooting at Lokix, who barely seemed to dodge it
"Damn everyone our aim is wack." Togepi smiles
"I'm here!" Bellibolt smiles, she has a bit of dirt and a few bruises on her
"Here hold this and shoot anyone who sneaks up up on us." Nix threw her a gun
The rest of Xatus helpers were still shooting at Lokix
Bellibolt tried grabbing her gun which was on the floor, but her arms were too short.
"Awe man, come on come on..." Bellibolt just couldn't reach.
Then all the helpers of Lokix appeared in the same floor.
They began shooting at the Xatu helpers.
"AH!" Nix yelps.
"Ayuda!!!" Flamigo screams.
"Noooo!" Sunflora yells
"The hell!" Chandelure is taken by surprise.
"Finally, death." Togepi smiles as she's shot at.
Nix, Sunflora, Chandelure, Flamigo and Togepi all can't move and are trapped.
"Ugh what is this stuff?!" Nix yells.
"Volcaronas Magical Berries?!" Flamigo read the shirt of Togepi, it had Volcarona smiling with many types of berries around her.
"It's just a bunch of Volcaronas promotional bs." Chandelure looks bored.
"Seriously Rana! You couldn't warn us they were coming?!" Flamigo glares.
"I uh.. I didn't know they were coming." Bellibolt looks nervous.
Trump shot at her, but the shirt was too small to fit her fat body.
"Just get her out of here." Ninjask orders.
Heatmor pushed Bellibolt and she began falling all the way down the stairs all over again groaning in pain.
Lokix helpers then moved Xatus helpers out of the way and they began shooting promotional shirts at Xatu.
(Tightrope)
"Give up Xatu! I'm catching up!" Lokix tells her.
"I won't, I've come very far to just end it like this." Xatu tells him.
"They're shooting so many shirts at you, you'll eventually fall." Lokix speaks.
Xatu begins to hurry up, she almost crosses the gorge, but Lokix then gets the idea to make the rope wobbly.
Xatu struggles and walks backwards accidentally stepping on Lokixs hands causing him to fall, Xatu then fell as well.
They screamed and landed on the water.
Lokix growls and instant swims towards the shore.
Xatu also swims towards the stairs.
Lokix begins running up the stairs, passing his helpers without a glance.
Xatu helps Bellibolt up, she thanks her and they both quickly go up the stairs.
(The Stairs or something idfk)
"So I didn't know we'd spend our anniversary stuck inside shirts." Togepi smiles.
"Better than being dead..." Chandelure looks bored.
"At least they're comfortable." Sunflora adds on.
"Hey mujeres, do you hear dat?" Flamigo asks.
"Alright you bad helpers, it's time for you to go!" Xatu looks serious.
"Oh yeah?! You can't stop us desi girl!" Heatmor smirks evilly.
"Yeah what are you gonna do prey and read our chakras?!" Durant laughs.
"I'm warning you, move out of my way, or I'll move you, ahem please." Xatu told them.
"Oh yeah? You and what army!" Trump grins.
"You asked for it." Xatu sighs, she grabs Bellibolt and rolls her towards Lokix helpers like a bowling ball.
"Weeeee!" Bellibolt cheers.
Lokix helpers scream in fear, they tried to stop her but she was too heavy, and they were getting pushed back.
The Bellibolt Ball was coming towards Xatus helpers now.
"...I hate this show..." Chandelure looks annoyed.
The Bellibolt bowling ball also hit Xatus helpers and even broke the metal barrier of the stair floor, all the eliminated players screamed as they fell down the gorge and into the water.
"Agh! This stings!" Nix cried out.
"Get me out of here!" Heatmor quickly swims away.
"Ugh my phone, noooo!!!" Bergmite cried as her phone was now broken.
"Got what you deserved." Sunflora smiles.
"Mierda, my wings are wet..." Flamigo jeers.
"Who cares about your wings! My everything is wet! Ugh I hate this, I'm out!" Ninjask glares and swims away
"That was fun! I wanna go again!" Togepi smiles, Chandelure gives her a small small.
Durant was cursing a lot and it kept being bleeped
Bellibolt giggled in the water.
We cut away to Lokix who was far ahead in the tightrope walk, but now Xatu was also quickly catching up.
"Lokix calm down, you don't have to fear." Xatu told him.
"I don't fear anything creepy girl, I'm a machine created for pure power! I fear nothing!" Lokix snarls at her.
"I know that's not true..." Xatu balances on the tightrope.
"What." Lokix looks serious as he kept walking.
"Your aura says you've suffered a lot, not knowing who you are or what you will do, you struggle with your programing and your emotions... and you cope by watching obscene amounts of anime." Xatu told him.
"Shut up!" Lokix yells.
"You're alone and scared, you're not from this time, a true paradox indeed... but don't worry, everything will be okay..." Xatu speaks kindly.
Both Lokix and Xatu crossed the finish line.
"...I didn't ask to be an android... I just spawned in paldea not knowing what was happening or what to do... and now this has been my life since... just competing, not sure if I was built like this or what my true goal needs to be..." Lokix tells her.
"It can be anything you desire my friend, the universe gives us all energy to do as we wish with it, we can help nature, help eachother or even have some fun! But in the end you choose what mother earth decides to bless you with." Xatu smiles at him Lokix looks surprised and seemed to be thinking.
"Come on, let's glide together and end this." Xatu tells Lokix.
Lokix nods, they both get the gliders, begun running and then jump off the mountain gliding down towards the starting area of the wagons.
(Starting area)
Both wagons were there, and all the eliminated players were sitting in the wagons.
"So who do you think is gonna win?" Asks Sunflora.
"Bob the builder." Togepi replies.
"I just want to collect my money." Flamigo shrugs, Bellibolt was sleeping next to him.
"So uh when is your fire hair gonna grow back?" Asked Nix.
"It's still gonna take a while not gonna lie but it will happen eventually, what happened with your mom after the courthouse?" Asked Chandelure.
"Ehh.. she came straight to visit me, apologized for working so much and for cheating for me... we are in good terms but she's taking a break from working for a while." Nix spoke.
"Good thing she's doing better!" Sunflora smiles.
In the other wagon, the helpers of Lokix were waiting..
"How long is it gonna take for those losers to come here, I just want to collect my cash and leave already!" Ninjask complains.
"Um gosh you guys, they're still gliding all the way down here." Hitmonlee told them.
Bergmite didn't look interested in what was going on, she was just texting.
"Babe come on look, the finale is about to end!" Durant yells.
"Shhh quiet woman! Can't you see I'm reading!" Heatmor snarls.
"That tiny black and white comic?" Durant looked at him oddly.
"It's pronounce man-ga, okay? And it's actually pretty cool, the dog dad is about to fight his cat daughter who now gained magical powers!" Heatmor showed her scene.
Durant looked unamused.
"I'll pay 1,000,000 dollars to make this finale end faster." Gumshoos tried to bribe Cryogonal, who looked bored.
"Guaguaguagua!" Said a voice.
All the players turned to look at Totodile, Squirtle, Dhelmise, Turtonator, Handy and Stonjourner.
"GASP! OH MY GOSH!" Togepi jumped off the wagon and ran towards-
"Stonjourner! How have ya been buddy!" Togepi smiles.
Stonjourner said nothing and had a complete straight face.
"Awe you're always such a ladies man, you flatter me but I'm dating now sorry bae, took ya too long to put a ring on it~" Togepi began to walk away.
Stonjourner still said nothing but from their unmoveable straight face, a single tear came out of their right eye.
"Yo yo yo what's up bros!" Squirtle looks super confident and cocky, next to him was Turtonator.
"YAR! What up lads! I know we didn't compete this season but Volcarona invited us to see the finale, so we decided to come and cheer for the end!" Dhelmise looks happy.
Handy did a thumbs up and Totodile nodded.
"Who are the unfortunate losers that had to endure this (bleep) show all over again huh?" Asked Turtonator
"Lokix and Xatu." Sunflora smiles.
"Ew... Lokix... that bro stinks.." Squirtle looked a bit annoyed.
The gliders were getting way closer now.
"Ooo, Gather around everyone it's almost time!" Lunatone smiles.
The gliders were going down fast, about to crash, Lokix and Xatu both looked determined to win.
"Gliders again? Heh i had to do that too dudes, it was easy." Squirtle grins.
Totodile nudges him playfully and they both laugh, with her doing Guas.
"Hey Squirtle what's up!" Togepi smiles.
"Oh, h-hey Togepi, ya doing good?" Squirtle asks her.
"Yeah... this season was kinda mid for me not gonna lie, maybe competition shows aren't gonna raise my happiness after all." Togepi shrugs.
"I'm sure you'll evolve into Togetic soon bro, and when you do you'll get that Shiny Stone in no time!" Squirtle comforted her.
"Thanks Squirtle, that really means a lot." Togepi hugged him.
Squirtle blushed a bit, then she let go and went back to her girlfriend.
Squirtle sighed looking a bit disappointed.
"Heh, what did you see in her?" Asked Turtonator.
Squirtle just stares at Togepi doing silly faces and then laughing next to Chandelure who had a small smile.
"...heh even if I told you, you wouldn't get it man..." Squirtle smiles and walks away.
Then suddenly the two gliders crashed.
"You two, hurry up and stand up! You must ring this berry bell! Which you can buy at my many stores in Unova for a discounted prize using the code CNR, wink!" Volcarona self promotes.
Xatu and Lokix got off the gliders and began running towards the bell.
Everyone was watching the two race, even Stonjourner.
It looked to be pretty close.
Lokix was stronger and faster because he was a machine built for that.
He glanced at Xatu who was organic she was sweating and struggling to keep up.
Lokix frowned thinking of everything that happened this season... he began to slow down a bit.
Both Lokix and Xatu were now running at the exact same pace, at the last stretch Xatu used all her strength to boost forward and-
"SHE HAS DONE IT! Ananya Bhatia you are the official winner of Cryogonals Newer Roadtrip!!!" Volcarona cheers.
Many eliminated players and guests cheer.
"...K I'm outta here..." Cryogonal dips.
Many players who didn't wanna stay any longer than they had too like Ninjask, Bergmite and Trump left early.
But the others were cheering and chanting.
"I know you let me win Remo, why?" Asked Xatu.
"... I don't need to sleep, eat or drink... I don't need to win..." Lokix began saying.
Xatu listened attentively.
"I am a man made robot from the future... I don't know how I got i this time, or why... but I was lost in what my true purpose was, I thought joining this show and winning was my main goal, but I don't see it as that anymore thanks to you, so thanks for letting me see thing a different was different Ananya... I don't know what my goal in life is, but I will figure it out eventually." Lokix tells her.
Xatu smiles sweetly "It's been my pleasure little one, your chakras have all truelly aligned and your aura changes color for the better, I will pray for you everyday for you to have a better day the next day." Xatu looks to be in peace.
Lokix nods and walks away.
"Alrighty Lunatone get the pizza afterparty ready." Volcarona smiles.
"Yes ma'am!" Lunatone smiles.
"Food?! You know what, I'm gonna stay for the after party after all." Turtonator smirks.
"Hehe nice one bro!" Squirtle laughs.
"Damn Volcarona, you really went all out with this sponsorship!" Heatmor smiles eating pizza.
"Just wanted to help out friends finish your season like I finished mine." Volcarona looks very happy.
"Best party ever!!!" Togepi cannonballs onto the cake, splashing onto Bellibolt, Nix and Durant.
"Hey watch it!" Durant screams.
"Hehe sorry LOL." Togepi rolls away.
Chandelure smiles rolling her eyes, Lokix is doing the robot dance on the dance floor as music played.
Xatu was dancing as well.
Sunflora drinked some fruit punch with Flamigo.
"Welp the season has come to an end, we had cool challenges, crazy drama, sweet love and insane twists, and now I have to say goodbye." Volcarona looks happy.
The camera begins zooming out revealing all the present players enjoying the after party.
"Now Xatu has earned 50,000 pokedollars!" Volcarona announced.
"Which I will use to build a sanctuary for hurt animals, help planet earth and donate to charities in need." Xatu looks happy.
"Indeed, this has been Linda Dunphy and I'm glad you were all able to see the finale of... Cryogonals Newer Roadtrip!!!! It's been a long bumpy ride but you've made it to the end!" Volcarona waves goodbye.
"This is why finales don't suck!" Lunatone looked happy, the camera kept zooming out slowly.
"Why is this called Cryogonals Newer Roadtrip if Cryogonal barely ever hosted?" Asked Togepi.
Chandelure boredly shrugged.
"Wait second, why is this final season called Newer, wouldn't it be better for a final season to end in Newest?" Asked Bellibolt
"Guagua?!" Totodile guas.
"Please come buy my berries, Volcaronas Berry Company!" Volcarona just had to self promote before the episode ended-
1st Xatu (Ananya Bhatia - The Zen)
2nd Lokix (Remo Lonney - The Android)
3rd Chandelure (Gwendolyn Adams - The Emo Goth)
4th Durant (Eve Yaw - The Screamer)
5th Gumshoos (Richard G Trump - The Billionaire)
6th Nix (Mike Miller - The Normal Fox)
7th Sunflora (Keenie Gyrasu - The Shy Prostitute)
8th Bergmite (Tambry Cobs - The Phone Addict)
9th Heatmor (Morty Hormig - The Hothead)
10th Ninjask (Shinji Shang - The Best)
11th Togepi (Jennifer Lozano - The Eggstrovert)
12th Bellibolt (Pepita Madrigal - The Jolly)
13th Hitmonlee (Leonardo Tiller - The Karate Master)
14th Flamigo (Juan Bafósa - The Spaniard)
The End, Thank You - Liz