DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own anything of Sonic franchise.

Author's Note: Wasn't planned anything today, besides my Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior one-shot: Don't Mess with The Monk. But getting a text from BearfootTruck. Definitely had to give him a pick me up. A seriously rough day, I won't let my BFT honey suffer alone.

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Don't Mess with The Monk:

RonaldM40196867: Oh yeah, Shen will win! Not gonna lie, I had to look up on what comedy you asked me about. That basically screams Marinette Dupain-Cheng. So even unintentional my works always have slapstick. Thanks for the Favorite/Follow here.

"Batty Mama, I'm fin- Achoo! Ugh, see? Totally cool." Big Blue fails to convince her. The ivory beauty glares, big white bat ears twitching in her annoyance.

"Be quiet." Ordered so softly, still he grins smugly, even with a high fever and runny nose.

Blowing his long black nose, emerald meet oceanic teal, over the continuous sneezing. Sighs escape her muzzle, carefully placing a BIG tray of chicken soup, cup of apple juice and a small crispy chili dog beside it.

"Shouldn't have your favorite, but since your sick. I cooked a small chili dog." The clever bat smiles softly, leaning over to kiss his forehead.

"Now after you eat, rest up. Don't attempt to get out of this bed. Or I'll tie you to it. No Sonic, not for bondage fun."

"Awww, Rouge please don't deny me my loving!" He flops dramatically back hitting the bed, still he salutes her.

"I understand, Batty Mama." He starts chow down, much slower then usual. Rouge smiles so sadly, knowing he feels terrible.

"Hey!" Immediately has his attention, she heads towards the doorway. Right gloved hand gripping the knob.

"I'll be back with a surprise."

20 MINUTES LATER. . .

"Sorry it took so long." Her voice states bursting open the door, to reveal her sweet smiling face. In her left hand holds a cheerleader outfit with pom-poms and in her right a nurse outfit.

Sonic grins at the possibilities. "Okay Big Blue, be a good boy. You get to pick which one I wear for the rest of the day. The one you don't I'll wear when you're a 100% again."

THE END!