Beep...Beep...Beep.
The repetitive sound of beeping was the first thing that Marie registered as her consciousness slowly came back. Her visible eye fluttered open and began to take in a few things. The sunlight coming in from the nearby window told her that it was daytime. The room was small and white. An oxygen mask was attached to her face and she was hooked up to a heart monitor, which was the source of the beeping. She tilted her head to see an array of flowers and 'Get Well Soon' cards sitting on a nearby table.
"Hey Doc! She's awake!"
She turned her head just in time to see Lee and May start to walk into her room before Lee looked out the door and shouted.
"Hi Marie." May said in a soft voice as she stood next to her bed, where she was shortly joined by Lee and a doctor.
"May?...Lee? Where am I?" Marie asked through the oxygen mask.
"You're in the hospital." the doctor answered. "You were found a good distance away from that warehouse fire."
"Fire?" Marie mumbled before her eyes shot open, the heart monitor steadily rising as memories of the fire hit her like a truck.
"Miss Kanker! Please calm yourself!" the doctor frantically yelled.
"Easy sis! You're not there! It's okay!" Lee said while holding her down by her shoulders, hoping to reassure her.
"I'm not?!" Marie asked before looking around at the hospital room again. The more she looked, the slower the heart monitor got as she relaxed. "I'm not." she sighed in relief before looking at her sisters and the doctor. "How long have I been here?"
"You've been in here for a week." May answered.
"A week?!" Marie asked in shock.
"Indeed. You suffered from a minor case of smoke inhalation from the fire. Luckily, you weren't exposed enough to cause any lasting physical damage. I do recommend another day or two of rest while we run a few tests." the doctor dianosed.
"No way buddy. I'm outta here!" Marie decided as she began to get up, only to be pushed back onto the bed by Lee and May.
"Oh no you don't! You're listening to the doc and getting some rest!" Lee declared.
"I'm glad you're worried, but let's be real here. We can't afford to have me in the hospital! We barely made enough as is working for Mike." Marie stated.
"Don't worry about that. Mr. Ovirk's paying for everything!" May happily pointed out.
"Ovirk?" Marie parroted, an image of Zim coming to mind. She gasped for a second before suddenly calming down and looked at the ceiling. "Where is he?"
"He and the rest of them said they'd hang around until they were sure you're okay. Plus, they had to stay and help with the case against Mike, Tom, and all the others from the chop shop." Lee explained.
"Really? What happened?" Marie asked.
"We'll explain everything with Zim and the others later." Lee said before she and May leaned down and gave her a group hug. "For now, rest."
"See ya later, Marie." May said before she and Lee left the room, leaving her and doctor in the room.
-3 days later-
After some more testing and rest, Marie was given a clean bill of health and discharged from the hospital in the morning, where she was greeted by her sisters, Gaz, Zim, Susie, Gir, and Minimoose.
"Hi lady!" Gir waved.
"It is good to see you up and about, Marie." Susie greeted.
"Hey." was all Gaz said while Zim gave a wave and a smile.
"Hey everyone." Marie said back while stretching her arms over her head. "Glad to finally be out of that place." Marie said as she and her sisters had a group hug.
"I'm glad this whole nightmare's over." May added with a smile as they separated from the hug.
"Yeah. Mike and all those other dirtbags are heading for prison, and we were found innocent." Lee informed.
"Oh yeah. You all said you'd tell me what I missed when everyone was here." Marie reminded them. "Well we're together now. Mind spilling?"
"Actually, all the other guys from the neighborhood are waiting for us. They want to know what happened and how you're feeling since the cops aren't talking." said Lee.
"I saw all the flowers and stuff." Marie said with a smile. "Anyway, let's go."
"They're waiting for us at Kevin's place." May said as they all started walking away.
Except for one.
"Gaz?"
Gaz was knocked from her vacant stare to see Zim looking up at her, a concerned frown on his face.
"I'm sorry. What were we doing?" she asked. Zim merely blinked before giving her a kind smile.
"You really miss that car, don't you?" he asked, despite knowing the answer.
"...yeah." Gaz sighed out with a downcast expression. "I mean, I'll be financially compensated, but it still sucks that it got totalled in the fire."
"I know." Zim nodded before he reached into his pocket and pulled out what looked like a small alien remote that had a few buttons on it. "I was going to give you this later, but I guess I can it to you now." he said before looking around. He then grinned as he pointed the remote at the street and pushed one of the buttons, letting a car beep sound out next to Gaz. Gaz raised an eyebrow at his actions before her eyes shot as wide open as the Kanker Sisters did as a car appeared out of thin air. A car that all of them knew all too well.
"No way." Marie muttered.
"It can't be." May said.
"But it is." Lee finished.
"MY CAR!" Gaz shouted in shock and joy at the sight of her 2009 Lamborghini Estoque parked right across the street. She ran up and began looking over every inch of the car while the others calmly walked over and looked it over as well. "I can't believe it! It looks new!"
"It's better than new." Zim said, gaining their attention. "And it's actually much better than a car.
"What are you talking about?" Gaz asked.
"Master called the Tallest and ordered something special to give you, scary lady!" Gir blurted out.
"GIR!" Zim snapped with a blush before turning to Gaz with a sigh. "But yes. I noticed that you've been down ever since your car was destroyed in the fire. I didn't like seeing you like that, so I decided to do something about."
"So you got your leaders to send me a new car?" Gaz asked. Zim merely grinned at her before opening the driver side door.
"Get in." he said, his grin still in place. Gaz didn't know what he was planning, but she didn't question it and got in. "Everyone else as well. I've got something to tell you three first."
"Us?" May asked while pointing at herself and her sisters.
"You're gonna tell them here?" Susie asked.
"Well I can't explain the full truth in front of everyone else." Zim chuckled as he got inside and sat on Susie's lap in the passenger seat. The Kankers all got in the backseats, though it was a little cramped with all of them, with Gir and Minimoose coming in and sitting on Gaz's lap.
"Okay. We're in, and we feel like sardines. What are you explaining to us?" Lee asked.
"This." he said before pushing another button on the remote. "Ship. Default mode."
Everyone watched in awe as the entire car suddenly began to shift and grow all around them.
"What's going on?!" Lee yelled as she and everyone else were shifted around as the entire inside changed, with Zim just smiling and Gir screaming in a mixture of fear and joy. When it was done, the humans all found themselves...
"ARE WE ON A FUCKING SPACESHIP?!" Marie bellowed as she ran to a window and looked down at the street below. As she stared at the street, her sisters, Gaz, and Susie all looked around at the inside of the ship, which was colored the standard colors of any other Irken ship.
"Not just any spaceship." Zim answered, getting all their attention as he typed on a console, bringing up a computer screen. It turned on to show an irken smiling at them.
"Hello valued Irken customer! If you're watching this, then you've either purchased, or been given by the Tallest, the greatest ship in the Universe! Aside from the Massive 2.0 anyway." the irken tacked on at the end.
"Irken? The heck's an Irken?" Lee asked while looking at the irken on screen.
"It looks like something out of Big Ed's comic books." May stated with a tilt of her head.
"This ship, dubbed the...um...this name's way too long. How am I supposed to fit all this-" the Irken mumbled before it cut off for a moment, then came back on a moment later. "Huge name aside, this ship is a state-of-the-art top-of-the-line battle/stealth cruiser designed by the greatest scientific minds of the mighty Irken Empire!"
"So this thing is a spaceship?" Marie asked, earning a 'SHH' from Gaz.
"Now what I'm about to show you are the ship's key features. For questions about anything else, consult the ship's computer. Now let's start with offensive capabilities. This ship is outfitted with-"
They all watched as the Irken on the screen explained how the ship functioned offensively and defensively, detailing everything that it had to help the owner complete their mission. Needless to say, Gaz was ecstatic at what it could do, though she only showed it with a big smile.
"Is anybody else feeling a little freaked out about all this?" Marie asked.
"Yes." her sisters answered.
"Not really, but that is because I already know what's going on." Susie said with a smile.
"Mind telling us then?" Lee asked with her arms crossed over her chest.
"They shall explain soon. For now, let Gaz indulge in her new gift." Susie answered.
"And this is all for me?" Gaz asked her boyfriend.
"Indeed. I saw how you've been feeling this past week and, well, I didn't like seeing you sad-woophm!" he said before being cut off by her kneeling down and hugging him.
"...Thank you." she whispered. Zim merely smiled as he hugged her back.
"I'm not the only one feeling jealous right now, right?" May whispered.
"Nope." replied the three other women, though only Susie had a smile on her face.
"But I don't get it. How did this huge ship become my car?" Gaz asked after letting Zim go.
"This is how." Zim said before hitting play.
"And now for the greatest feature of your new ship. The entire ship can change it's exterior and interior into anything you desire, so long as it isn't bigger than the ship." the Irken explained.
"Considering how huge this thing is? It could fit all the trailers in the trailer park inside and still have room for more!" Lee stated.
"Need to make it look like a ship or vehicle of the native world you're on? It can easily change itself into something incospicuous while keeping your cover safe."
"Squeak!"
"Good idea. People won't try to steal my ride if it looks like something that was driven straight out of a scrap heap." Gaz agreed with a nod.
"And let's not forget the interior as well. It can change into practically anything!" the Irken said before a picture of a room with various gruesome torture implements hung about. "You can change it into your personal torture room!"
"Oh, lovely." Susie mused with a big smile before the scene changed into a high tech dining room.
"A lovely dining hall for you to enjoy a nice meal...OF SNACKS!" the Irken shouted as a table full of various junk food appeared, all while surrounded by an elegant atmosphere.
"Ooooooh!" Gir said in awe at all the food he saw while the women all suddenly had their stomachs growl in hunger. The scene then changed into a bunch of irkens all dancing around with lights and various forms of entertainment.
"Invite your friends to a flying party ship!"
"Wow! Sounds like fun!" May said as the scene changed to an irken relaxing on an enormous bed while watching TV.
"Or simply relax after a hard day's work."
"That's my favorite part." Zim said with a smile.
"With a bed that big? I'll bet." Gaz chuckled before gently pulling Zim in for a side hug.
"It can change into so much more, but that's for you to decide. Well, enjoy your new ship. And should you have any questions about any other functions, simply ask the ship's computer. Enjoy!" the Irken finished with a wave before the video ended.
Everyone was staring at the screen for a moment before Gaz sat in a nearby chair.
"...holy crap." was all she got out, with the others nodding along. After a moment, she looked around at the inside of the ship. "So this thing can change into more than just my car?"
"Much more. Go on. Try it." Zim said while gesturing around them before suddenly stopping. "Oh wait! I forgot! The ship's missing one vital component!"
"What? Gas?" May asked.
"No." Zim said before pushing some buttons. A moment later had some sort of helmet descend downwards towards Gaz before stopping above her. "I got this idea from Tak's ship. We can download a bit of your personality to give the A.I. better handling."
"Didn't Tak's ship start thinking it was Dib because of that?" Gaz asked, remembering the ship screaming that it was Dib in Dib's voice.
"Your big headed brother made the mistake of downloading too much of his personality. The reason that it didn't with Tak is because she was careful and only downloaded just enough. If you don't like the idea, we can just skip it." Zim explained.
Gaz looked at the helmet for a moment before turning back to Zim. "Can you get it so that it won't think it's me?"
"Easy. Just don't download too much." Zim assured.
"Fine. But if it thinks it's me, we're both going to destroy you." she decided before placing the helmet on.
"Excellent. Now be careful. It does sting a bit." Zim warned as the ship began to properly secure it to her head.
"Do I look like a whiner?" she asked before she felt her body spaz a little from the electricity that started coursing through her. She grunted while Zim looked at the image of Gaz appearing on the screen. Another few seconds passed before he stopped the process, allowing the helmet to release her head and rise back up into the ceiling.
"Personality transfer complete." the ship said in Gaz's voice while Gaz shook her head.
"That was definitely...tingly." she said before looking at the ship console. "So what now?"
"Now I simply control the ship and have it do as you please. Pilot the ship. Keep track of the systems. Make sure nobody does something stupid while aboard. Keep Gir away from anything and everything vital. Stuff like that." the ship explained. "And if you bring your games aboard, I can integrate them with my systems and let you play here."
"If I didn't have Zim as a boyfriend, I'd fall in love in you." Gaz joked.
"But you do love him, and so does Susie. And I think you've kept those three waiting long enough." the ship said.
Gaz and Zim turned to the three sisters, all of whom were just watching the scene with wide eyes.
"Zim...who. The fuck. Are you?!" Marie asked.
Zim and Gaz looked at each other, then back at them with smiles.
"Take a seat. We got a lot to tell you." Gaz said.
"Here you go." the ship said as a sofa materialized under the sisters. It then made a seat appear under Gaz, Susie, and Zim before moving them together and merging the seats into another sofa. Minimoose and Gir laid down on the girls laps afterwards.
"That's handy." Zim stated before turning to the Kanker Sisters and clearing his throat. "I guess I'll tell you my story. You see, I'm not a little man with a skin condition."
"You looked like that weird creature we saw on the screen." Lee pointed out.
"That's because I am one of them." Zim said before removing his wig and contacts, letting them see his antenna and ruby eyes. "And what I am is an alien from the planet Irk."
"...whuh?" Lee got out while lifting her curly hair from her eyes. From there, Zim explained who he was, his false mission, his new mission, and how he, Gaz, and his robots began travelling to find other women to join them.
"Let me get this straight." Marie began after Zim ended his tale. "You came to our world to invade our planet."
"Yes." Zim nodded.
"But it was a lie because your leaders hate you for various reasons and wanted you out of the way." Lee followed.
"That's right." Gaz answered.
"And now, after 12 years, they call and ask you to save your species from extinction by screwing our world's women?" May finished.
"That is it in a nutshell." said Susie.
"And you're asking us to be included?!" all three sisters asked.
"Only if you want to. If you don't, I can simply, and painlessly, delete the knowledge of what we've just told you from your minds and let you be on your way. I won't force you." Zim explained.
"Can you...give us a minute?" Lee asked.
"Of course." Zim said before turning to the console. "Mind letting them have some privacy?"
"I got it." the ship agreed before a small dome appeared over the Kanker Sisters, cutting them off from the others.
"This is unbelievable!" Lee roared inside the dome. "Aliens exist?! Holy fuck shit!"
"It's like I stepped inside one of Big Ed's comics! Only in this one, the aliens want to fuck you instead of eat you!" May added.
"And they're targeting us now! He wants us as his...his...baby factories!" Lee yelled.
"He did say it was our choice. We can just say no." May reminded her.
"Are you nuts?! If we say no, he'll probably just wipe our minds and make us think he's some kind of god or something!" Lee snapped.
"Well Susie and Gaz don't look like they're being forced to stay." May countered. "And Zim just got her a ship that can change into anything."
"It's probably just a trap!" Lee growled before turning to Marie. "Marie! Say something!"
"...to go."
"What'd you say?" May asked.
"I said I want to go!" Marie spoke up. "I want to go with Zim and them!"
"W-What?!" Lee yelped while May gaped at her. "You want to be an alien baby machine?!"
"If it's for Zim, then yeah." Marie nodded.
"You're insane! Why would you want to go with him?!" Lee asked, unable to fathom why she would want to travel with them. Unless...
"Don't tell me you fell for that little thing!" Lee begged.
"You like him?!" May asked in surprise.
"I don't know if I have those kinds of feelings for him, but I do owe him for saving my life." Marie admitted while rubbing her arm.
"Saving your life? What do you mean?" Lee asked. Marie looked at the ground as she remembered that horrible day over a week ago.
"You know how I was nearly cooked alive in the warehouse, right?" Marie asked.
"Yeah. They said they found you and Mike lying on the ground a safe distance from the fire." May remembered. "But nobody knows how since everyone else was gone by the time the fire fighters and police arrived."
"It was Zim." Marie declared. "I remember a little purple thing floating in the smoke and lifting Mike and I up to the roof window. It disappeared before we were out, letting us fall."
"Oh no!" May gasped as the sisters listened to Marie.
"Yeah. I thought I was going to die then and there. But...before I passed out, I saw a blur of green coming towards me. There's no doubt in my mind that it was Zim. And that purple aura must've been from that Minimoose or something else. It's the only explanation I got." Marie explained.
"Wow. That's...really cool!" said May.
"I don't know." Lee said. "Sounds like a coincidence to me."
"I don't care if it was or not. Besides, when are we going to get a chance like this ever again?" Marie asked them. "He may be an alien, but so what? He's filthy rich and is willing to take care of us, and all he's asking is we help save his race."
"And what happens when the baby comes? What if you explode or something?" Lee countered.
"I don't care! I'm tired of living in this town anyway!" Marie yelled. "We've spent a summer in juvie! We don't have any friends because we bullied everyone! Mike was the only place that would hire us just so he could be lazy and pawn all the work on us!" Her sisters saw her eye was welling up as she spoke in a softer tone. "We've wrecked out lives here. Our dads couldn't support us after Mom died in that hit-and-run a few years ago, and the only reason May and I weren't put in foster care is because you had just turned 18 and become our legal guardian. And with Mike going to prison and his garage shut down, we're out of a job." She hung her head at that point, tears slowly dripping from her eye. "If we stay here, our lives are over. But if we go with them, there's a chance we can get our lives in order."
May and Lee just watched as their sister stood there silently crying, only ever seeing her this weak and vulnerable a few times in their lives. And the last time was when their mother died a few years ago. They looked at each other for a moment before Lee sighed and May smiled.
"I'm not ready to just open my legs for the little green guy." Lee said before she stood in front of Marie and gently hugged her. "But that doesn't mean I won't try to get to know him."
"And hey, a big shot guy like that's gotta have a big house. Maybe we can beg him for a job. Cooking or cleaning or something like that." May suggested as she joined the hug.
Marie could only stand there and cry as they all hugged each other. A minute or two passed before they separated and Marie wiped the tears off her face.
"Thanks you guys." she told them, earning smiles from her sisters.
"Does that mean I can drop the dome now?" came the ship's voice, making them jump. "Before you start asking, I heard it all but didn't tell the others. I'll let you guys do that."
The sisters watched as the dome sank back into the floor, showing the other occupants going over the smaller functions of the ship on a screen.
"So that holds the-oh, there you are." Zim said when he noticed the sisters. "So, have you made a decision?"
"We did. Marie wants to be a part of your harem. As for us, we don't want to go that far with you, but we don't want to be apart." Lee explained before turning away with a smirk. "Even if you are kind of cute."
"So we were hoping that you would hire us as labor for your house. Like maids." May finished.
"Can you make tacos?" Gir asked.
"Uh huh." May nodded.
"LET THEM COOK FOR YOU, MASTER!" Gir screamed as he began to grab at Zim's legs and cry. "LET THEM COOOOK!"
"Why not let them work for you?" Susie asked. "Besides, they tried to warn us about Mike when they thought something was up."
"Meh. I vote yes." Gaz said with a shrug.
"Squeak."
"Okay okay!" Zim chuckled before turning to the Kanker Sisters. "Looks like it's unanimous. Welcome."
"Thank you." Marie said with a grateful smile.
"I hope we don't have to wear some maid outfits." Lee grumbled, earning a chuckle from everyone until Zim looked Gaz up and down, a smile coming to him.
"Don't even think about, Zim." she huffed before turning to the Kankers. "Well, all that's left is for you three to say your goodbyes and pack. Then we can get going."
"Are we going to fly there?" May asked.
"Nah. Too fast. And if we did, we'd have skipped over this town and wouldn't have met you." Gaz explained.
"Looks like I'm trading in my thrusters for a sweet set of wheels." the ship chuckled. "Shall we go with the Lamborghini?"
"Tempting, but it won't fit everyone." Gaz sighed. "We need something bigger."
"Squeak."
"Nah. Not a minivan." Gaz rejected. "Something with style. Something...unique."
"Like the American Dream?" May suggested.
"The what now?" Zim asked. "What does your country's dream have anything to do with this?" That got everybody else laughing.
"The American Dream is said to be the world's longest stretch limousine." May explained. "It had a Jacuzzi, a helipad, and so much more shit to it." Lee explained.
"You mean like this?" the ship said before it began to change around them. They all had trouble keeping their balance as the ship morphed around for a moment before finishing.
"What the...no way. No way! NO WAY!" May yelled in ever growing glee. "It looks just like the inside of the American Dream!"
"Oooooh, fancy!" Gir whistled while they all looked around the inside of the transformed ship.
"Pretty sweet." Marie said while nodding her head.
"Pfft. Child's play. Give me a challenge." the ship scoffed.
"How about...oh! Remember that party bus mom told us she went on when she was our age?" May asked. "The one in Las Vegas. Remember?"
Without warning, the ship shifted again into an over sized party bus, complete with all leather couches, fiber optic laser lighting, and a wet bar.
"Slot machines not included." the ship joked.
"Not bad. For a species with horrible named snack brands, you sure do know how to travel in style." Zim complimented while the others walked around.
"This feels just like real leather." Marie commented as she sat on one of the couches.
"My nanotechnology allows me to change my interior and exterior to mimic any kind of material. Even the windows and ship controls." the ship explained before everyone began to bounce around.
"It's like a bouncy house!" May squealed as they all bounced around the inside of the ship. Zim just stood to the side as he watched the five human women jump everyone, their breasts and butts bouncing more than they were.
"Snnrkrkrkhahaha! Cut it out! That tickles!" the ship laughed, making everyone stop for a second and stare around them.
"The ship is ticklish? Lee asked in confusion.
"Probably just a glitch." Gaz said with a shrug before noticing Zim smiling at her. "What?"
"'Glitch' my green ass. First time I ran my tongue across the back of your leg, you jumped and giggled nonstop." he chuckled, making her blush before turning away.
"Oh? So Gaz is ticklish?" Susie asked with a grin. "Perhaps we should find out exactly how ticklish you are?"
"Put one finger on me, and you'll be walking to our next stop!" she warned them all. All that did was earn a laugh from everyone else. She grumbled before looking up at the ship when she heard it laugh too. "Oh shut up!"
"Alright. Anyway, got anything else you want me to change into? Come on. Hit me!" the ship challenged.
"A clown car?" Gir asked, earning stares from them all.
"Seriously?" Marie asked. "Of all the things you could ask this ship to turn into, you want it to turn into a-"
"Alright."
Marie blinked as the ship suddenly began to shrink, pushing them all towards each other.
"Wait a minute! Aren't clown cars really-" Lee began to panic before they all found themselves squished against each other. "-small?!" she finished while the ship started to snicker.
"Okay. Now we're crammed in here like sardines!" Marie grunted as they all tried to move to get comfortable.
"YAAAY! WE'RE ALL SQUISHED IN HERE!" Gir yelled.
"...squeak."
"I agree. This isn't funny, ship!" Gaz growled.
"I don't know. I kinda like it." Zim said. The five women looked at where Zim had spoken from to discover that they were all pushed around to the proper angle to have Zim's head smushed against five sets of tits.
"Of course you would." Susie giggled with a faint blush.
"Hey! Get out of there!" Lee snapped as she struggled to get away from him, making her breasts rub up against him.
"Stop it Lee! You're making him rub up against us!" May yelled, her face blushing up a storm at the feeling of his head rubbing against her breasts.
"Ship! Make room! Now!" Gaz commanded. A moment later had them all falling over after the ship made room.
"Is that all you got? Try something harder." the ship said. "Something that you won't see everyday, like that American Dream from earlier."
"How about a custom job?" Marie asked after getting up off the floor.
"Got something in mind? Let's see, and it better not be anything stupid." the ship said.
"I need the internet." Marie said. She watched as a screen and keyboard appeared before her. She smiled before cracking her knuckles and began typing. "Let's see. First, a shape like this."
"Oh! Let's add something like this!" May suddenly said putting shoving Marie away and began typing something in.
"Move it! It needs this!" Lee snapped as she punched May away and began to type herself. That got May to jump her and the two to start fighting, with Marie jumping in as well.
"I wouldn't mind if it had something like this." Susie added while typing on the keyboard.
"And this?" Gir asked as he typed something himself.
"Squeak!" Minimoose said as he used his telekinesis to type something in.
"Hmm. Maybe a little bit of this?" Zim asked while typing something in.
"Is that all?" the ship scoffed.
"So you can make something like that?" Marie asked after the fight ended.
"HA! I barely need any processing power to make that!" the ship boasted.
"Before you do, let me add one little thing." Gaz said before typing on the keyboard. "There! Now it's perfect."
"Alright. Watch this!" the ship said as it began to morph around them. When it was finished?
"...Oh yeah...I could get used to this." Gaz said with a nod while the rest smiled.
()
It was rare to see all the kids, now adults, gather in one place nowadays. Their lives were usually busy and couldn't find a day to simply relax and shoot the breeze. Today, however, was one of those days.
Gathered in Kevin's house, who was now a star jock in college, was everyone but the Kanker Sisters, whom everyone were waiting to meet after Marie's near death experience. Even the Eds were there as well.
"How much longer do we have to wait?" Sarah, an Anger Management Group Organizer, complained while pacing back and forth.
"Relax Sarah. They're probably just taking a moment to be together. Just themselves." said Nazz, a professional babysitter and Kevin's girlfriend.
"I hope they don't cause any trouble." Jimmy, an upcoming fashion guru, meekly whimpered.
"What's that Plank?" Johnny, a worker at a nearby park, asked the wooden board. "Plank says if they don't show up in five minutes, he's out of here."
"Rolf too wishes to get back to his home. The Son-of-a-Shepherd has much work to do, and the wife will make Rolf stay in the storage shed of spousal fury if the turnips are not harvested on time." Rolf, a married farm worker, explained.
"Perhaps a complication arose and they requested Marie to stay a little longer." Edd, a straight A college graduate and budding scientist, theorized.
"Whatever." Eddy, who now worked with his father in selling used cars, grumped. "I got better things to do than wonder how those Kankers are doing."
"Mushy, yucky Kankers!' Ed, a garbage man, muttered in fear from under the coffee table.
Knock Knock!
"Looks like they're here." Kevin grunted before opening his door to see the Kanker Sisters standing there, along with a few others behind him that were obscured from his view. "Come on in. Everyone else is here."
"Thanks. Oh, we brought some friends too." said Lee as she and her sisters walked in.
"Friends?" Kevin muttered before looking back out the door. His eyes widened at the sight of the 'friends' they were talking about.
"Don't mind us." Susie said as she, Zim, Gaz, Gir in his dog costume, and Minimoose in his plane suit came inside. Everyone had their eyes glued to them as they walked in, mostly on Gaz and Susie.
"Hello!" Eddy whispered to himself when he eyed Gaz before spritzing some breath spray into his mouth and slicking his three hairs back. "Hey gorgeous! Name's Eddy. And you are?"
"Gaz Membrane." Gaz greeted before pulling Susie close. "And this is Susie." she introduced before pulling her in, frenching her for a moment, then smiling at them all. "My girlfriend."
Eddy tried to say something, but found it hard with his jaw hitting the floor and his tongue twisting in knots.
"Holy Mackerel!" Jimmy muttered while Sarah rubbed her eyes.
"...Awesome." Kevin muttered before yelping when Nazz yanked his ear.
"Quit staring, dude!" she snapped, though she was fighting a blush herself.
"If you two are done making out, we can do what we came here for." Lee huffed.
"Okay." Gaz sighed before turning to all the others in the room. "As I was saying, I'm Gaz, and this is Susie. And there's Zim, his pet dog Gir, and his little toy plane."
"Greetings." Zim said with a wave while Gir just started running around and laughing, with Ed shortly following after.
"That's one weird looking dog." Kevin stated before looking at the Kankers. "So what's been going on? We heard about a fire and Marie being hospitalized, but nobody knows anything else."
"It's a long story, but we'll give you the finer points." Gaz said as they all walked in and got comfortable.
"Gir! Sit!" Zim ordered. Gir stopped, saluted, and sat down on the floor, with Ed copying him.
"I guess the best place to start is the beginning." Gaz said. "It started with my car stopping a few miles outside of town."
And so they explained the events that lead to the fire. From Gaz's car breaking down all the way to the Chop Shop going up in flames, with all the stolen cars inside, all while keeping out the parts that would lead to them discovering Zim's secret.
"Dude...that really happened?" Nazz asked, equally as stunned as everyone else.
"Yeah. I don't know how I got out of there, but I'm not questioning it." Marie said.
"Those dirty bastards!" Eddy growled. "We kept having a car or two stolen from the lot every month! Even with my dad putting in security cameras! Now I know where they went!"
"Well I'm glad you weren't incinerated with everything else." Edd said with a smile.
"Me too." Marie replied before frowning. "But I'm betting those assholes are already a few cities away by now."
"Not quite." Lee chuckled. "They're all in prison, doing 25 to life for car theft and attempted murder."
"What? How?!" Marie asked in surprise.
"I'm confused as well." Edd said in equal shock. "The amount of time it would take for a court of justice to-"
"Not unless they plead guilty on the spot." Zim interrupted.
"They did?" Jimmy asked. "Why?"
"Funny thing? It was all Mike's fault." May answered. "When he woke up and was being arrested at the hospital, he started trying to point fingers at Tom, his crew, and us." she explained while pointing at her sisters and herself at the last bit.
"Had a bit of a hard time making that stick when the police heard this." Zim grinned as he held Minimoose in his hands. They watched as a tiny speaker appeared out of Minimoose's mouth, making some of them jump.
"Cool!" said Ed before Zim made to look like he was pushing buttons.
"Indeed. Very cool. This little guy is not only a toy, but is a drone with...well, I'll skip to the good part." he said before fiddling with Minimoose again. "Listen to this."
"Tom says Mike screwed up big time with this Lamborghini."
"What do you mean?"
"The chick who owns it? He forget to tell us that her name is Gaz Membrane."
"Membrane? She related to Professor Membrane?"
"She's his daughter. If they find out what we did? Well, there's a few rumors about what he'll do to criminals under the name of science."
"How would anyone find out? The only ones who know about us are Mike and that Marie Kanker we nabbed when she caught us loading the car into the truck."
What about the other two? Mike said that they all were suspicious of him when he told them all to leave early." Bill asked.
"Taken care of. The police got a call about the car and arrested the other two. However, they caught Lee at her home and don't know if she called anyone before they nabbed her."
"So what are we doing?"
"Tom's orders. We have to move the operation. Leave no trace or evidence. And that means all the cars and parts we have here are evidence." Ted informed.
"Does that mean we have to destroy the Lamborghini too?" Jim whined.
"Especially the Lamborghini. And that toy too. Better safe than sorry."
"Fuck! Well, at least I took some pictures of us in it earlier."
"What about Marie and Mike?"
"Didn't you hear what I said? No trace. No evidence. Now come on. We gotta torch everything."
Zim cut it off after that.
"That was just a little of the recording that the police got. When they played all this in front of Mike, he began pleading for a deal and began shelling out everything he knew about Tom and his operation." Gaz explained. "Don't ask us how we know that."
"And Mike knew where they'd go if they needed to abandon that warehouse they were working in, so they caught Tom and the rest of them pretty quickly." May added.
"Rolf is confused by much of which you say." Rolf said.
"Let me simplify it for you then. The. Bad. Guys. Are. In. Jail." Marie said, speaking each word like she was talking to a child.
"That's all we know. Or do you guys want to try and ask us questions?" said Lee. Nothing happened for a moment before the Eds each raised a hand. "Yeah?"
"Forgive me, but my question has to do with your father." Edd stated.
"And the question is?" said Gaz.
"Would he be looking for any assistance in any field of science at Membrane Labs?" asked the sock headed Ed.
"I don't know Go to Membrane Labs and apply yourself." was all Gaz said before turning to Ed. "Next."
"Why does your friend look like an alien wearing a wig?" Ed asked while pointing at Zim. Said alien wearing a wig tensed at the question, his Pak ready to open up and start firing lasers at them all.
"He's got a skin condition that rotted his ears off." Gaz answered, looking as cool as a cucumber.
"Strange." Edd muttered while taking a closer look at the side of Zim's head. "I've never heard of a skin condition that would destroy the helix or lobule of the-"
"It's a skin condition! Accept it or I'll have my dog eat your hat!" Zim warned.
"You wouldn't dare!" Edd shrieked.
"Oh no?" Zim said with a smile that just dared Edd to challenge his claim.
"It's a skin condition!" Edd yelped, folding like a lawn chair and backing away.
"Ease up, would you?" Marie whispered to Zim. "I may have gotten over him, but I still care for the guy."
"I don't need them snooping about me." he whispered back before pointing to Eddy. "What's your question?"
"You said your car got destroyed in the fire?" Eddy asked, his question addressed to Gaz.
"Yeah. Why?" said Gaz.
"Well you're in luck! My dad and I own the best cars anywhere and would be happy to-"
"I already got a new one, so no thanks." Gaz cut off, much to Eddy's irritation. "Anything else? If not, then we'll be leaving."
"I'm not asking her that!" Johnny yelped at Plank, drawing everyone's attention.
"Is he talking to a piece of wood?" Susie asked.
"Yeah. He's just a fatheaded weirdo." Sarah answered.
"You have a mouth! You ask her!" Johnny snapped at Plank before holding him in front of her. "Go on. Ask."
Everybody watched the odd scene for a moment before Gaz gently pushed the board out of her face.
"I don't speak board." she said in an annoyed tone. "Is it asking me out on a date?"
"No. He's asking if those are real." Johnny answered, gesturing to her breasts. Those who came with Gaz backed up, ready for the explosion that was about to come and doom the poor fool that was named Johnny.
"They're as real as that over sized head of yours." Gaz answered while pointing at his head before flicking it with enough force to make him do a back flip and land on his face. "Any other questions? No? Then we're gone."
"You girls packed?" Zim asked the Kankers, earning a nod while they showed a few suitcases full of clothing and other things.
"What's with the suitcases? You moving?" Nazz asked.
"Yeah. Mr. Ovirk here offered us a job, so we're moving out." Lee answered.
"YES!" Eddy yelped with a big smile, earning looks from the others. "THEY'RE FINALLY LEAVING!"
"HOORAY!" Ed yelled before he and Eddy began to dance around, chanting 'The Kankers are leaving!' over and over again.
"Gee. Don't sound too upset about us moving out." Marie grumbled.
"Well, as terrifying as it was having you as neighbors, I do wish you the best of luck in your new career." Edd said with a smile, despite the fact he was sweating.
"Thanks Double Dee." Marie said before hugging him, making him squirm and sweat more before she released him and turned to her sisters. "Well, I'm ready to go. You?"
"Let's get out of here." Lee grinned.
"I can't wait to ride in your new ride, Gaz!" May squealed while hopping in place.
"What is it? A limo or something?" Kevin asked with a smirk.
"You could say that." Gaz said as she took out a remote and pushed a button.
"...Was that supposed to do something?" Jimmy asked.
"Wait for it." Zim said with a smile. They waited before they suddenly felt slight vibrations under their feet. "It's here."
"Rolf is confused. What is strange little man talking about?" Rolf asked before looking our the window and shrieking. "WHAT MANNER OF BEAST IS THAT?!"
"What?!" Nazz asked before looking out as well. "Oh my..." she trailed off.
"The ride's here." Gaz said as she walked out the front door, followed by everyone else. What they saw rolling down the street until it parked in front of them all left them all speechless.
If one were to try to sum up what was before them all, it would be that the American Dream had a baby with the Colossus. Then the child grew up and got together with The largest Vegas Style Double Decker Party Bus/Land Yacht. And then they had a baby that grew up to be the enormous black behemoth of a vehicle parked in front of Kevin's house.
After staring at it, three words were said to sum up all their thoughts.
"Whoa, way big!" Ed yelled.
That set the rest of them off as they began to marvel at the vehicle before them.
"Look at the size of it, Plank!" Johnny exclaimed.
"It's huge!" Sarah yelled while Jimmy's head swiveled back and forth to see the full length of the oversized car.
"You could fit all our families into that thing!" Nazz said in awe.
"And all of Rolf's livestock!" Rolf added while Kevin whistled in awe.
"A truly spectacular piece of automotive engineering." Double Dee gasped.
"Whoever owns this thing must be totally loaded!" Eddy grinned.
"That would be me." said Gaz, causing everyone's head to snap towards her.
"And it was a gift from me." Zim added, making them stare at him next. "And now, we're leaving. Let's go everyone."
"Yes Mr. Ovirk." the Kankers chorused as the door inside opened, allowing them to start boarding.
"Ovirk? As in Ovirk Games?! The ones that made Evil Tim into a video game?!" Ed asked with a big grin.
"That's right. And we work for the founder and CEO, which is Zim. Bye bye Big Ed!" May called out while waving bye to them all before the door closed and the vehicle began to drive down the road, leaving everyone there completely gobsmacked at what they just saw. Some began to blink and look around as the sound of a tea kettle boiling hit their ears. They stopped looking when they heard Eddy growling, his whole body turning red as he ground his teeth in livid fury.
After all, he had just seen the Kanker Sisters, the three women that had wrecked many of his scams, tormented him and his friends since Middle School, terrorized the neighborhood, and showered the Eds with unwanted affection every chance they could, just drive away to work for a little green man who was rich enough to give away gigantic party vehicles.
It was just too much.
"KAAAAAANNNNNKKKKKEEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS!"
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"Wow! You three were right. He is loud." said Susie.
"Loud nothing! He just shattered every window and mirror within a quarter of a mile of him!" the ship laughed.
"I'm just glad you can control how much noise gets in from outside, otherwise our ears would've been busted too." Gaz huffed before looking around at the inside or the ship turned car. At the moment, it was absolutely bare of anything throughout the entire length of the ship.
That was about to change.
"If you please, Ship." Gaz said with a smile.
"Got it." the ship responded before shifting and morphing around to what everyone had suggested earlier. Gaz nodded in approval as everyone scattered to have fun.
Lee and May were had decided to watch movies in front of a jumbo sized plasma TV with the works. High definition surround sound, internet access to watch any movie they'd desired, and so much more. All while sitting on a luxurious massage sofa that was heaven on their bodies while they munched on a load of food they had bought and the ship kept in storage.
"Forget busting our butts doing overtime to save up for the movies. This is so much better." Lee grinned while May let out a relaxed sigh.
For Gir, he simply sat farther away from them on his own chair and watched the Scary Monkey show while chowing down on popcorn.
"I love this show." he said with a smile.
Minimoose was simply flying back and forth at high speeds for a few moments before landing next to Gir and just relaxing.
"Squeak."
Gaz decided to try something she'd always wanted to do. She stripped out of her clothes until she was wearing nothing but the swimsuit she had on underneath and got into the hot tub that appeared out of the floor. She got in and relaxed as the hot, but not too hot, water soothed her muscles and let the stress of the past week melt away. She then turned to her own TV that appeared and commanded it to start up one of the many games she brought and were now integrated into it. She watched as a wireless game controller formed out of the wall and stopped before her, completely covered in a thin, airtight, waterproof film that kept her grip solid and the tech dry.
"Hot tub gaming. My viewers are gonna love my Saturday Streams." she chuckled before she began to play her game, though not before casting her gaze upward, her mind going to two individuals who decided to have some...quality time together.
Zim and Marie were quietly kissing each other upon a king sized bed that acted like a water bed, which freaked Zim out a little at first. When he got over it and learned it was all nanotech to make it feel like a waterbed, he calmed down and the two started to kiss.
"I'm a little surprised you wanted to mate so soon." Zim said after they separated.
"What? Didn't want to?" Marie asked with a pout.
"Oh I did. I just didn't think you'd want to the moment we set foot inside the ship. Why the rush?" he asked from where he lay under her.
"You want the truth?" she asked, earning a nod from the alien. "I honestly couldn't stop thinking about you. When I woke up and they mentioned your name, I...thought back to the fire at the chop shop."
"Ah yes. Minimoose was doing his best to lift you and Mike up out the window. Unfortunately, his abilities weren't meant to lift that much weight at one time." Zim explained.
"I remembered that moment. I think I actually felt my heart stop when I started to fall. My vision started to go black, but I saw a dash of green coming towards me." Marie said as she laid down next to Zim. "I owe you more than I can ever repay. Not just with saving my life, but helping my sisters and I out as well. I mean, you could've just left us and found other women to help you save your race, but you stayed and helped us. And you even let us make a choice to come or not."
"I have standards. I have no intention of forcing myself on a woman." Zim stated before staring up at the ceiling. "I don't know if it's the human genetics, but the mere thought of doing so sickens me."
"Even if it means speeding up your mission?" Marie asked while snuggling against Zim.
"Even then, it sounds...wrong." Zim sighed before smiling at her. "Which is why I'm glad you came of your volition."
"Don't forget my sisters. They weren't so open to the idea of bearing you kids, but give them time. I think they'll warm up to you. After all, this ship's a huge step up from that crappy trailer we lived in." Marie explained.
"I know. Your sisters invited us over for dinner once. That trailer needs a lot more than the shoddy patch job that was done to it." Zim pointed out.
"Not our problem anymore. When you make your new home and we move in, we'll be selling it to the junkyard for scrap." Marie informed before pressing her tits into his face. "Now, where were we?" Zim grinned up at her as he put his hands on her waist.
"I believe we were about here?" he said before his hands went lower and grabbed her ass, making her moan. "Or perhaps we were here?"
"Actually." she giggled as her hand unbuttoned his pants and slid inside to fongle his testicles. "I think we were here."
"I think these clothes are a little constricting." Zim said, his breath hitching as she massaged his growing meatstick.
"I think you're right. Let's fix that, shall we~"
Zim watched her as she slowly took off her black shirt, making sure to pull it up over her breasts at a slug's pace. The longer it took, the more his penis seemed to throb, just aching to be put into any of her holes. After what felt like hours, she finally got the shirt off, letting her breasts bounce after finally being freed from both her shirt and bra at the same time.
"Like what you see?" she asked while squishing her tits with her forearms.
"Indeed I do." Zim answered with a grin, his half-lidded ruby eyes locked onto her orbs. Mare smiled before she kicked off her shoes and went for her pants before suddenly getting an idea.
"Hey, Zim. Mind helping me for a moment?" she asked before turning onto her hands and knees and facing away from Zim. He was so enticed by it that he didn't hear her the first time.
"What'd you say?" he asked after shaking his head.
"I asked if you would grab bottom of my pant legs." she repeated.
"Uh, sure." Zim shrugged before grabbing them. When he did, Marie slowly began crawling out of her pants and away from him, her butt swaying back and forth in the process. Zim's head swiveled as well as Marie crawled out of her pants, leaving her in her underwear and socks. She looked over her shoulder at him before thumbing her panties down to her knees, showing off her sex to him. "Take me Zim. Take me like a dog." she growled with a seductive smile.
"...Woof." Zim growled back as he stood up and reached for his pants.
"One sec." Marie said, halting him for a moment. She turned forward, stuck her rear at him, and then steeled herself. "I heard that it's big and to brace myself. I want to feel how big it is first." she said.
"Careful what you wish for~" he whispered as he rested his hands on her butt, making her moan. She bit her lip as Zim gently pushed in until he felt resistance. "Ready?"
"Do it." she answered. She then held back a scream as he penetrated her, a trickle of blood coming out of her. A minute passed before she told him push all the way in, which he obeyed. The more he pushed in, the more her eye rolled into the back of her head. "It feels like...it's ripping me...in half!" she wheezed out as she stared at the bulge in her stomach.
"Want me to pull it out?" Zim asked.
"And then put it back in!" she demanded. Zim smiled as he did so and pulled out, then shoved it back it. This kept going as Zim found a good rhythm and began to fuck Marie. "Yes! Yes! Harder! Fuck me!"
"As you wish!" Zim grunted as he got faster and used more force. Marie's tongue rolled out of her mouth as Zim continued to drill her, making her release grunts and moans with each thrust. At that point, she began to yip and pant like a dog between her begging him to go faster.
"Here it comes!" Zim yelled before they both climaxed, his seed filling up her womb. They waited until he was done before they both collapsed, with Zim slumping over her form as she just laid there.
"I...feel so drained...but I want...to keep going." she got out.
"Same here...five minute rest?" Zim asked.
"Five minute rest."
Dib was having a bad week. Ever since Zim had disappeared, he'd been wracking his brain about where he could've gone and why he left int he first place. He had finally gotten a break when he overheard his dad talking with Gaz over the phone. He heard her say something about her car and a chop shop, but also a name called Peach Creek. Though it wasn't much, it was his best lead. And with Tak's old ship, he could get there without a problem.
"Get away from me, you pile of filth!"
Now if only it would cooperate.
"I need to stop Zim and save the Earth! Tak's not here anymore, so let me in!" Dib yelled as he tried to get into the ship, only for it to lasso him with it's tendrils and launch him away.
"I hate the fact that he'll just come back in five minutes, but at least it's five minutes without him annoying me." Tak's ship sighed before going back into the garage.
A/N: I believe it may be a bit rushed, but I really just wanted to show the new car. Next lemon will be more passionate. I promise. Here's the list of suggestions I'm doing and how many times they were suggested so far.
Leela: 1
Amy Wong: 1
Lum from Kaiba: 1
Lily Enstomache: 1
Boa Sandersonia: 2
Mandy from GaoBaM: 3
Lydia Deetz: 2
Spinel: 1
Erotica Jones: 1
Martian Queen Tyr'ahnee: 4
Lord Dominator: 4
Vicky from FOP: 4
Mandie from FOP: 1
Commander Dish: 2
Enid: 3
Wilhamena: 1
Fink from OK KO: 1
Mavis Dracula: 2
Adult Grimwood Girls: 4
Jinx: 1
Blackfire: 1
Tallest Miyuki: 4
Tak: 2
Tenn: 2
Haiku from Loud House: 1
Lucy Loud from Loud House: 3
Kirika Misono: 1
Jenny Wakeman: 2
Misty from MLAATR: 1
Chifusa Manyuu: 1
Dee Dee from Dexter's Laboratory: 1
Lee Lee from Dexter's Laboratory: 1
Mee Mee from Dexter's Laboratory: 1
Wednesday Addams: 1
Deb Turnbull: 1
Melisa and the entire Island of Beautiful Women from Johnny Bravo: 1
Judy Funnie: 1
Lin Grace from Eiken: 1
She Venom from Marvel:
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